/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19802507
I tried some once but I couldn’t Finnish it

Their food is so expensive it's like partaking in Finn dom

>>19802507
meat, potatoes, salt and pepper

that pretty much summarizes finnish food

t. a finn

here

>>19802768
Pure SOVL

>>19802832
God i love ranet ja kanakastike.

>>19802529
nice

>>19802768
you forgot NEET cuisine, i.e putting hot dogs and frozen french fries in the oven and eating them with ketchup

mämmi

>>19803001
sauna

perheväkivalta

>>19802529
Häyhä

>>19802768
soul

Finland seems pretty cool.

Finns drink more milk per capita than any people in the world
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PBo7kPFJYxc&pp=ygUNRmlubmxhbmQgbWlsaw

>>19802832
hmmm, slöppa

>>19803300
Finnish is a language with vowel harmony, meaning you'd either just say "sloppa" or alternatively "slöppä". Remember, Ö and O, as well as Ä and A, are two different letters that represent two different sounds.

>>19803303
>fell for the bait
Finns are my favorite autists

>>19802768
I always wanted to try kalakukko.

>>19803303

>>19803273
whats with the milkless belt between russia and poland?

creamy salmonsoup, usually served with warm rye bread. Very common but great

>>19803783
Perhaps a lack of dairy cows? Or perhaps drinking milk is not such a big part of their culture. According to the chart Belarus and Ukraine are still drinking 130+ liters of milk per capita

>>19803273
I love it that they love milk but it’s such a shame they are such degenerates about it

is it true that there is some kind of traditional finnish sausage that has so many fillers in it that the commercial version actually has more meat in it to avoid being legally considered a pastry?

>>19805684
Sounds like ryynimakkara ("groat sausage"), going off the Wikipedia entry.

>>19803368
>Traditionally, kalakukko is prepared with rye flour (like ruisleipä), although wheat is often added to make the dough more pliable. The filling consists of fish, pork and bacon, and is seasoned with salt (unless the pork is already salted). After being baked for several hours, traditionally in a masonry oven, kalakukko looks much like a large loaf of rye bread. If prepared correctly, bones of the fish soften and the meat and fish juices cook thoroughly inside the bread. This results in a moist filling.
sounds pretty good actually

>>19805530
>Go to buy milk at store
>see that ad
>jizz in pants
>get arrested
it must be tough being a Finn

>>19805530
>this will sell our milk
the ad is working

>>19803273
Guess that makes them the whitest country as well.

>>19803368
do you want to put fishcock in your mouth?

>>19803783
Unironically, EU fucked our dairy cows and whole market to the ground.
They undercut it for so long that everyone who had anything to do with milk and beef went bankrupt.
As soon as any kind of domestic competition was removed they hiked prices up again.
Same thing happened with chicken and eggs. Germans crying and throwing tantrums how cage layed eggs were immoral and disgusting and wrong, then as soon as some fucking disease curbed them to the ground they were quite eager to buy them for german prices so nothing was left here.
Good for them I guess, our government is corrupt to boot and you need to take advantages of idiots, but I think they are going to regret getting rid of literal slavs doing their agriculture.

>>19803318
Macaroni in milk with butter?

>>19805779
Damn i could go for some of that right about now

>>19806400
are you ukrainian or belarusian?

>>19802507
Im absolutely real

>>19806562
It pisses me off when people leave the Iittala sticker on their glassware.

Reindeer, potato and lingonberry.

I think I am going to eat some reindeer tonight.

Salmon cooked on a plank is absolutely amazing. Smoky, salty and softest salmon ever. In Finland we have these salmon trucks that rock up to a supermarket parking lots and cook/smoke salmon right there and you can buy it off the fire or from the smoker. They mostly sell their local fish and usually work with the fishermen.

The Karelian Pie, one of the comfiest things to get fresh from a shop, still warm and putting some egg butter or cold smoked salmon on it.

>>19803303
ackshually you would say loppa or löppä if you're going to be autistic about phonotax

>>19806626
That sounds like heaven.

>Salmon cooked on a plank is absolutely amazing. Smoky, salty and softest salmon ever. In Finland we have these salmon trucks that rock up to a supermarket parking lots and cook/smoke salmon right there and you can buy it off the fire or from the smoker. They mostly sell their local fish and usually work with the fishermen. How crazy is that?

>>19806657
>lust provoking image
>irrelevant time-wasting question

too bad it's seasonal so slim pickings this time of year

>>19806732
You can buy it frozen.

>>19806732
it's sold all year round

>>19806732
It tastes nothing like what it looks like it would taste. Except maybe the texture.

>>19806732
One day I will try this.

>>19806732
Genuinely one of the nicest traditional festive foods. If it was sold as super food, all wankers would flock to it and it would be sold for 50 dollars per spoonful.

>>19806757
It's rye. It's half sugar half carbs it's no way a superfood.

>>19806764
Rye is marketed as a super food because it is better for you than super processed white flour.

>>19806848
It's mostly just the higher fiber and mineral content though. It's no kale.
Which incidentally is also popular in finland.

>>19806857
>kale
I've lived in Finland all my life and I'm the only person I know who's even tried kale.

>>19806864
Where the fuck do you live? In fucking Kouvola or some other place where sunlight and literacy are unknown phenomena? You can get kale in every fucking shop. You can buy hipster kale smoothies in every fucking shop.

>>19806537
>are you ukrainian or belarusian?
I am from under poland, you wouldn't even know the name.

>>19806879
t. cryptoswede poofta

>>19806732
Make it yourself. Not that hard.

>>19806764
It's fermented rye

>>19802507
What the hell is that image trying to say?

>>19802530
nice joke you should be a comedian

>>19806732
OH MY GOD IS THAT MÄMMI??!!

>>19806942
That image is obvious AI generated shit.

>>19806965
Is there some website that I can generate AI with that isn't microsoft bing. It's sad how many images they censor because they think it's going to show porn? They have fucking dog porn in their video searches. Hypocrites.

>>19806974
There are about a billion different AI generators

>>19806942
finland big fish country big finland eat fish country finland big fish eat big fish big table eat fish big fish on table finland eat

>>19806879
>Kouvola
Not anymore, sadly.

I'm not saying that kale isn't available, of course it is. It's just not popular. Literally only Fenno-Swedes or Greens eat kale more than once in their lives.

>>19806889
i'm currently visiting poland funnily enough

My impression of Finnish people is they just eat mushrooms and juniper berries and only drink coffee and milk (not together). I basically imagine a nation of Markorepairs and licorice pipe guys

>>19803783
Guessing it is because of the commie-jew that extorted every single piece of resources from the area following commie-jew takeover of Russia of 1917. If an Ukranian could be shot for picking up dropped grains after harvest for self consumption rather than shipping it off, I bet they were not allowed to drink the milk they produced either. Might have impacted the food culture severly. But that's just me guessing.

salmiakki country

Salmiakki is fucking delicious.

>>19807427
My brother.

>>19807473
My favorite is a basic semi soft small diamond salmiakki. No need for any fucking cum coating or whatever weird flavors they put in many others.

HINGA DINGA DURGEN

>>19803273
They also drink the most coffee

>>19803783
more people with lactose intolerance

>>19803056
Is that some mother fucking ugnspannkaka? Min neger.

For me it’s Mykyrokka
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mykyrokka

>>19803273
>Yakub
Is this one of those 'We Wuz Wakanda' whitey-hate sites?

>>19806400
This was the point of the EU. To completely dismantle the self-sustainability of smaller nations, drain their economies, and then make them reliant on gibs from Germany and France so that they can never oppose their abhorrent politics ever again.

>>19810607
>4+ cups a day
Good golly

I remember reading about something that I think was a loaf of rye bread that was hollowed out and filled with either mashed potato or some kind of cream cheese, and then served with a side of lingonberry jam. It looked good to me but I never got around to trying to make it

>>19812854
What's so weird about that?
That's one cup in the morning before work, then one cup when you get to work, one cup at lunch, and one cup in the afternoon. If you still get a hankerin' for some 'fee, you might brew a pot once you get back home.
Surely it's the same in other countries.

>>19803784
This and karelian roast (that is really a stew) are the ones I find worth mentioning. It's not a secret that food culture in finland is next to nonexisting. Of course there are black sheeps, but on average we suck at food. Still 2023 it's impossible to buy wine or good quality beef without going bankrupt. For example the shittiest bottle of undrinkable wine costs about 10€.

I drink 4 cups before even getting in my car in the morning. One more on the ride to work...

>>19813104
I forgot the pic. I'm fighting for better tomorrow but it's expensive as fuck. For fellow finfags; don't get depressed but also be realistic.

>>19803784
I made this once

Kesäkeitto is pretty much the best tasting vegetarian food in the world.

>>19813486
Very similar to Cream of Sum Yung Gai

>>19813086
That's an excessive amount of caffeine, and also an indicator of you not drinking enough water

>>19813109
>awful answers based on memes
The fact Chinese and Japanese are at the top despite being objective shit, and the fact Hongkongese being near the bottom despite being functionally identical to Chinese, should tell you everything. The responders were all idiots (probably a tiny pool of plebbitors as well) answering based on memes rather than actual experience.
"Oh British food is nasty, everyone on Twitter said so"
"Oh I hekkin LOVE sushi and ramen!"

>>19813888
>an indicator of you not drinking enough water
How so?

>>19813940
If you drink that much coffee you're using it as a stand-in for water. And because coffee makes you piss constantly, it means you're pissing away the water in the coffee.

>>19814097
>If you drink that much coffee you're using it as a stand-in for water.
No?

>>19814113
I highly doubt you're slamming an additional half gallon of water throughout the day.

>>19814265
But that's what people do. You don't need to "chug", you can just drink it through the day like normal people. It's not like anyone drinks coffee to slake off thirst.

>>19813086
Sounds entirely reasonable, perhaps even a conservative amount of coffee during work.

>>19814392
Bullshit. You'd have to be knocking back a pint every 2-3 hours in addition to the coffee, and you and I both know you ain't doing that.

>>19814437
You're just projecting your unhealthy hydration habits onto people you have no relation to.

>>19806562
>junkie stew :D

>>19803033
>Häyhä
500 dead Soviets :)

>>19814446
>t. Drinks double the daily recommended dose of caffeine