/ck/ - Food & Cooking

It's cute

>>19901272
>"big slab of cheese"
>literally a tiny wheel that can be eaten in a few bites
Are you doing that thing where you're retarded on purpose just to get (You)s? Well cut it out.

>>19901272

>>19901272
They’re pretty good

>or do you use them in cooking somehow?
My kid experimented with putting it on pizza and in the oatmeal. In both cases it tasted much better than I expected.

>>19901303
I'd buy it on pizza, but cheese in oatmeal is psychotic and you should institutionalize your kid

>>19901303
>and in the oatmeal.
This is a sign of an unsound mind.

>>19901272
i like to tear them up and wedge them in the holes of pretzels
pretty good for quesadillas too, just cut 2 into 3 thin circles each

Anon it's fucking cheese
Put it on crackers
Eat it with fruits
It's like two bites

>>19901303
>>19901309
>>19901315
>you should institutionalize your kid
Yeah, at the Culinary Institute of America, for his amazing breakfast discovery.

I pack snack size bits of cheese into my kid's lunch. That's what my parents used them for so I do the same.

>>19901272
Lactose intolerant gang rise up

>>19901303
Your kid sounds retarded

>>19901329
Objectively based, but is it redpilled? Jury's out.

>>19901272
I started eating them because they're convenient to throw in your bag for school/work lunch.

>>19901309
>cheese in oatmeal is psychotic
Oatmeal doesn't have to be sweet. I like to make mine with beef broth, some vegetables, and little bit of meat (usually pork sausage or ground beef). Cheese with something like that would be tasty.

legitimately good thread

>>19901329
hardest laugh I've had in a minute

>>19901272
They're tasty. I like cheese as a snack

they're not big

They're meant for little kids.

>>19901329
kek

>>19901329
Underrated post

Is OP one of those retards that would try to eat this like a kinder egg - in one bite so they can choke on the toy inside. There is no toy inside the cheese, OP. You don't eat the shell either.

>>19901329
heh

>>19901272
When I was a kid I made little sculptures out of the wax

>>19901733
I like to roll the wax into little balls and throw them at minorities

These are actually good and fun to eat

>>19901272
>cheese stick
:|
>cheese disk
:O

>>19901329
KEK

>>19901910
this but unironically, stay mad

>>19901272
>Do people really just want to eat big slabs of cheese as a snack?
yea

>>19901860
>fun to eat
just listen to yourself

im such a cheezecel

>>19902162
forgot pic

>>19902181
I accept your rebuke and withdraw my little jibe. I hate that asshole

>>19901910
>stick
I
>disk
O

>>19902181
This dude is legit retarded. And a pedo.

>>19902239
He's the top G.

>>19901272
its called not being lactose intolerant you Mutt

>>19901329
kek

>>19902181
This is an autism thing. I dislike eating too to an extent but it's only made figure out how to make things taste good to me. Food is not awful, he's just a retard.

>>19902331
t. fat

>>19901272
>Do people really just want to eat big slabs of cheese as a snack?
do you not?

>>19901309
cheesy oats with olive oil and seasonings is good thoever/

>>19901272
>Do people really just want to eat big slabs of cheese as a snack
YES

>>19902343
>>19902347

>>19902348
there would literally be nothing wrong with this if she weren't fat and ugly.

Cheese is pretty high in the snack ranking, yeah. Fat and protein are good for satiation. Plus, the lower fat blue versions are still satisfying but with workable macros.

>>19901276

>>19902453

>>19902460

>>19902501

>>19902348
I've never seen an adult eat OP's disgusting cheese

>>19902181
I get the feeling that Andrew Tate doesn't enjoy living. He's talked about how he doesn't like sex either. I feel like the only reason he hasn't killed himself is either fear or spite.

>>19902566
I see adult women eat it.

>>19902218

>>19902566
Go to France or Germany

>>19902574
Go to Africa

>>19901277
>t. Never been to France

>>19901277
>a few

>>19902583
more babycel

>>19901465
fuck off are you serious?

>>19902567
I think the reason he hasn’t killed himself is that he knows the world would be more miserable with him in it, and he likes that.

>>19902590
its good m8. basically just taste like rice but with extra fiber.

>>19902583
manlytears is that you?

>>19902583
Christ I bet his tiny hands make his dick look massive

Parafin wax is garbage baby bells are for school children and wasted adults with too much grocery money and then never eat them and only got them because they're on sale.

>>19902606
that last part sounds really specific anon

>>19901465
What is this chinese abomination?

If you eat enough of them you get enough wax to make a free candle.

>>19901272
>What's the deal with these? Do people really just want to eat big slabs of cheese as a snack? Or do you use them in cooking somehow?
portion control for dieters
The cheese stays fresh in the wax for a single person to have a very occasional mood between servings.

>>19902567
Damn, maybe he really has escaped the matrix.
Why'd he convert to Islam where heaven is a hedonistic paradise vs the austere non-afterlife of Buddhism?
>inb4 chudslims make up a majority of his subscribers

>>19902946
>cheese-scented

>>19901272
nigga dont know about cheese

>>19901329
loving every laugh

>>19901329
pretty good

>>19901272
I eat those in 2 bites

>>19901272
problem chud?

>>19901303
Does your son also cook oatmeal in a toilet bowl by pouring boiling water in it?

>>19902218
a daring synthesis

The red stuff is good for chewing to keep your mouth salivated in the desert. It's just wax and perfectly OK to eat.

>>19903589
my mouth already salivates when im having dessert

>>19901272
I like to ball the wax up and use It as a stress ball.

Yes we like it as a snack. Admittedly, I don't buy these. I take them from my friends fridge occasionally. I guess enough people like them to make it work.

>>19901272
When I was little my sister and I would eat these then take half of the shell, spread it out, make two holes, and imagine them as hamster helmets

>>19903598
Same, but when I get around tween girls.

>>19903599
Just eat it. Christ...

>>19902567
He fears the cage outside of his body

>>19901329
Lol

>>19902453
Would

>>19902583
I didn't know faes posted on /ck/

>>19901329
didn't laugh

>>19903937
I did

>>19902567
he just knows he can prey on insecure chuds. he's a huge grifter

>>19901636
Prove it.

>>19904539
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrgii4yqrJs

>>19904790
I said prove it. That's not proof.

>>19904794
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWMYRSOFVcg

>>19904805
I said prove it. That's not proof.

>>19904813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-cVdryhC4s

>>19903937
Get lost, fucking prude

>>19904820
>>19904805
>>19904790
What now, faglord?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZeL6f6t22Q

>>19904853
I said prove it. That’s not proof.

>>19904853
Those are bongs. Bongs regularly eat baby food.

>>19904869
Actually the guy is Dimitri Berbatov's cousin, he's bulgarian.

>>19904869
If you were slightly less retarded you'd be ashamed of yourself

>>19904885
Is the little baby grouchy? You're probably just hungry. Here, have a snack.

>>19901272
I eat these as a snack. But my fat ass eats like 3 at a time. I also melt them down and add it to eggs. You could grate them first I just throw that shit in the skillet like a savage though. Pro tip remove the red wax first.

>>19904877
Everything I know about Bulgaria I picked up from Azis videos

>>19901329
Now THIS is the kind of OC we knead more of here.
>simple
>concise
>based on an established foundation

Your (you) sir...

>>19902218
I...I can see the inherent SEXO!!
I feel like I should eat some fuk

>>19901733
oh fuck, that reminds me i left two halves of wax in my gfs car.

>>19901272
There was a very thicc Jewish woman who worked at my call center and while I was training her she took out a huge 1lb block of cheddar cheese and a knife and was carving of big chunks and eating cheese blocks. She polished it off after about 10 minutes. She ate a block of cheese every day while she was there for about 4-5 months.

>>19901342
only white people get to post here

>>19901329
Caughte off guard

Mostly useful as portable snacks for children, but also useful for camping etc protracted unrefrigerated circumstances due to them being preserved within the wax cover.

They are relatively expensive, but its a reasonably good quality cheese with its own hermetic packaging and long shelflife.

>>19901342
This >>19905175
Get back

>>19901465
>I like to make mine with beef broth, some vegetables, and little bit of meat
Something like this was common through much of the Medieval era in Europe, as pottage.

A grain porridge with whatever scraps of meat, vegetable and herbs you had available added into it. Its a "complete" meal in one.

>>19905250
>unrefrigerated circumstances due to them being preserved within the wax cover
wax doesn’t do that lol

>>19905278
>wax doesn’t do that lol
Yes, it does. Wax prevents gas and moisture exchange, and is an ancient preservation method.

>>19905278
It literally does though.

>>19905286
>>19905278
also prevents microbes from contaminating the food product.

>>19901272
>Do people really just want to eat big slabs of cheese as a snack?
Its like an ounce dude what

>>19905276
That was what gave me the idea to try it in the first place. It's a very uncommon preparation in the US, but I've become very partial to it.

>>19902583
>>19902587
>>19904898
>>19901272

>>19903047
It's to make more money off muslims and ingratiate himself to Saudis.

>>19901272
It's processed garabage

>>19905662
Why would you do this?

>>19901272
my ex used to make creepy looking detailed busts out of the wax that surrounded those

>>19901272
>Do people really just want to eat big slabs of cheese as a snack?
YES

>>19902239
>>19902162
You don’t enjoy eating ?
You’re a miserable fuck kys in Minecraft already

>>19906047
I retracted that little joke as soon as they trotted out Andrew Tate

>>19901272
People who have IBS or lactose intolerance can eat these

>>19901329
cheesy oatmeal? kek, you better not be lying, nigger, i might try this tomorrow morning

>>19901329
oi mate im laffing

>>19906660
Does no one remember this? Savory oatmeal is bretty good

>>19904790
the fuck r u talking about the adult literally took a bite out of it at the end of the commercial

>>19905662
You animal.

>>19905662
>eating the wax
Absolute madman

>>19901272
It's just a decent lil snack mate

>>19906906
I feel offended by it

>>19901272
When I was a kid I would save the wax to play with.

>>19901272
Babybel is a type of edam and edam is a tasty snack. Assuming that you're buying the ones that are slightly bigger than a coin.

>>19905732
this. all you have to do to ingratiate yourself with muslims and win their trust (and bilk them) is to convert.

>>19902567
His audience is literal incels. Big fucking shock the guy who gets paid for appealing to incels would go "psht, I bet the grapes are sour anyway"

>>19906856
what do you mean you dont eat the wax

>>19901303
your kid is based as fuck and you are also based as fuck for not only letting him to retarded shit with food but also partaking. i bet you are a good father and that your son loved you very much

>>19907508
Sometimes I do, but my doctor told me that it isn't good for my diabeetus.

>>19901272
I like making a tiny man out of the wax after I eat the cheese.

>>19901329
Reddit.

>>19906719
Please tell me you're not actually that retarded.

>>19901272
I used to eat one of those every day, but string cheese is cheaper

>>19901272

Do you... eat food, anon?

>>19902241
it’s a fine line between TOP G and DOWN E

>cheese comes sealed in wax
>also packaged in a thin film of plastic
What's the point

>>19901465
euros are literally sub-human

>>19906004
become ungovernable

>>19901465
Makes sense, I guess they'd kinda be like lentils but nicer. I might try making sweet lentils now just to fuck with anons on here...

For me it's the feeling when you pull the little thing and you tear the wax seal through the middle

For me it's fontina cheese disks

>>19901668
he will suffer

waxy skin tOO !
Much tasty.

>>19906856
the babybel bees worked very hard on that wax

>>19901277
A few bites? Are you a mouse? Even as a child I could eat these whole.

>>19908608
Rat on board ?

ITT: filtered by cheese

>>19907190
Edam is nothing like this shit.

>>19901329
kek

>>19908591
>natural
You will eat the mites

>>19908971
It is considered a mild type of edam

>>19908591
Mimolette is food for the gods. I prefer the aged version though.

>>19909512
If you are eating products with a natural red/orange coloring it's likely to use Cochineal as a dying agent.

>>19901329
j e j

I liked them when I was young. Firstly it was the tactile sensation of opening the wax outer layers. Secondly it wasn't messy to consume, being just the right amount. Thirdly it was mild and inoffensive in odour and taste.

We would have them wrapped inside a slice of ham, with some grapes or, my favourite, between two halves of a digestive biscuit.

this is a "big slab of cheese" snack

>>19910096
every time I eat a big slab of cheese my face gets sweaty but it's a weird kinda sweaty

>ctrl F grilled cheese
>0 results
Damn, well, they're nice for that.

They're really good melted on top of a burger

>>19901272
These are the best panko breaded, frozen then deepfied.

>>19901272
>remove wax
>throw them into the freezer
>remove from freezer after 30 mins or so
>badder
>deep fry
viola

>>19902583
That's french deodorant

>>19901276
Thats the sole reason I have to drop $10 on these every time at the store. My daughter loves them because they are cute. And if she eats something reliably and without complaint it is worth it.

>>19903316
she looks like she fucks human men

>>19901329
hehe

>>19903937
I didn't laugh either.
I thought the meme was originally about being trans, and not playing virtual reality games.

Best cheese to put in ramen.

>>19901329
lel

>>19901272

>>19905150
It's very complicated to open, i never find the little bitchy ren ribbon, not eazy at all Bro.

>>19901272
I had a basic cooking question
In a professional kitchen do you have to taste test every single thing or do you just do it intermittently?
What's the protocol on taste testing?
I'm a new cook so any advice is appreciated

>>19901272
I bring them when hiking. Lots of calories by weight, doesn't spoil in backpack temperature, make a great lunch if grilled and smeared on some backpack bread

>>19910592
Having kids sounds terrible.

>>19912544
Why would you ask this in the Babybel thread? Did this really seem like the most likely place in the catalog to find the drunk line cooks (because you'd be right)?

>>19912722
I don't know

>>19902599
lmao, nice blast from the past

>>19908405
>>19902935
>>19902590
sugar addicts detected. go eat some poptarts and cookies (same thing)

>>19901910
underrated

>>19912869
I eat my oatmeal plain

>>19902606
Dad? Is that you?

>>19907688
>loved
D-did he die

>>19902241
The real top G is named Viper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNhkzPNGz2k

>>19901272
>Do people really just want to eat big slabs of cheese as a snack?
Cheese is pretty much the original snack, but I don't know if I really like these ones in particular. The wax makes it taste off I think.

>>19905662
You eat the crust? Yuck

>>19913004
Too much cheese in the oatmeal. RIP

>>19913043
if they didn't want me to eat it then why'd they put it there

>>19903047
Islam lets you beat women, buddhism not so much.

>>19910582
Nice

>>19901329
I'm lovin it

>>19901272
>big slabs
are you a midget?

>>19901329

>>19913641
how many is that in cheese disks?

>>19912714
You're terrible

>he doesn't slice up some swiss cheese as a midnight snack
ngmi

>>19901329
kek

>>19913962
I do, it's called jarlsberg and it's the cheese of the gods.

>>19907390
>>19902593
show us your tits, roasties

>>19901329
>putting cheese in oatmeal gets you into the CIA
Not surprised

Reminds me of Pac Man

I always chuckle when people say they eat the wax. Makes my day.

>>19901276
you're cute

>>19902567
TIL I'm tatepilled without knowing it

>>19902604
They do not.
>t. tiny hands and tiny dick

>>19914660
Sussy mac

>>19901272
There are bigger ones of these... But mostly these little ones are for the kids. "kiri" (cream cheese) is another kind mostly for kids in little packages

>>19902241
he's a mid bottom

>>19914660
Are you actually old enough to have eaten these?

>>19917349
So sad you youngsters will never know how awesome this country used to be.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oaL05JZ8zOI

>>19917399
>golden chicken flavored
That sounds like some cheap Chinese restaurant shit.

>>19901272
>Do people really just want to eat big slabs of cheese as a snack?
You don't? That's literally what I would have as a meal sometimes, just sit down with a block of cheese and a banana and just slice them up and eat them.

>>19901272
Dip them in batter and deep fry, serve with marinara.

>>19901272
A twink such as OP wouldn't get it. For the remaining audience, it is to grab a quick, calorie-rich, protein-full meal while going to work/university.

>>19917537
would

>>19917399
Gee if only you could have not destroyed our entire country and culture

But you got to enjoy it so thats all that matters huh

>>19901272
My school had to ban these in lunchboxes because everyone would bring them, roll up the wax ball, and throw them at eachother or try and stick them to walls. I got hit in the eye with one thrown at fastball speeds and couldn't see out of it for the rest of the day.

>>19917583
Welcome to French school you fucking Algerian

>>19901276
It's a waste of plastic that ends up in nature. Either package it in paper or fuck off with those useless things.

>>19910592
Don't mistake cheese for food anon, especially not for your children's sake. Maintaining good health and weight costs you literally nothing at this stage, and it will save you and them trouble later on in life. Feed them food and you'll enjoy a healthier human being with a better state of mind later on. Someone who might be able to aid you and your wife when you're both old

>>19918366
its wax you retard

>>19918393
really?

>>19918403
For literal centuries

>>19918406
thats cool

>>19901272
I'll just eat cheese, know a woman who works at a cheesery and brings cheese to the pub. These are for middle class kids lunch boxes, the wax is fun to play with too

>>19918419
Tastes like really, really bad bubblegum I highly recommend it

>>19901272
Hell yes I eat chunks of cheese. Especially with some garlic Triscuits and some banana peppers. Add a sliced apple and a cold beer and you've got a plowman's lunch.

>>19906856
The heat of the oatmeal cooks the wax

>>19902347
Where did you get that picture of me

>>19902181
He loves feeling his ass full. Of cock.
For the avoidance of doubt, I'm saying here that Andrew Tate enjoys degenerate sexual practices in which he allows other men to insert their penises into his rectum.

>>19901272
i melt the wax down as a thickener for sauces. adds some nice flavor!

>>19901329
this post is too high effort for this shit board

>>19901272
It's called babibel

It's litteraly the lowest class of cheese we make in France. It's made for kids.

And americans love it of course.

>>19901272
they are fucking disgusting desu

>Remember my job at a Sam's Club years back
>Had to work the deli area mainly, did some work at the cafe area too
>Almost every day, the nets the babybells were in would be torn
>Had to scan out a bunch of of them on a fast week, which meant I pocketed whatever loose cheeses were lying around
>Look at the stores today, it's over $7 for six babybells
>Most stores only carry the regular and light, none of the fun flavors like sharp or gouda
>Occasionally the wax would stick on my clothes
Simpler times.

yo solo me hago una quesadilla con esas madres

>>19921502
>how to make cheese candles

>>19920981
Do you guys make it ironically? It tastes pretty good regardless.

>>19901309
>>19901315
you sound like children. Cheesey oats sound fucking delectable.

>>19902218
really makes you think

>>19902551
if you need anime faces drawn over pancakes to make you want to fuck them then you're not genuinely horny. I dont need any enhancements though

>>19901329
tfw that's the second time you talked about oatmeal and got bullied for it on chans

>>19901329
I came all the way from /k/ just to have a laugh at this post.

>>19901465
My curiosity was piqued by savoury oatmeal. I went for miso, bit of sesame oil, mushrooms, green onions, and a fried egg. I didn't finish it

>>19920504
I'm not really sure what you're getting at, care to elaborate?

>>19901329
Based dad a;so
>>19914466
kek

>>19901303
that's cute :3

>>19905175
>he's never heard of jew milk

>>19922887
I'm guessing it tastes like cheesy grits even though I hate grits

>>19901342
Try A2 grassfed milk. It might just be that your body has higher standards than the rest of us.

>>19901272
>Do people really just want to eat big slabs of cheese as a snack?
Yes. I snack 500g cheeses on the regular. But actual cheese, not what you posted. Also Feta. Not sure if its actually cheese but fuck its good

>>19901342
Lactose is only present in true cheeses in trace amounts
Just don't eat it on an empty stomach if you're super-sensitive

>>19923493
nice job

>>19901329
okay now THIS is epic

There's less than 0.01g of lactose in a Babybel, you goddamn morons.