/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19926419
sounds like you'll be having steak-umms at home.

an appropriate meal to eat while you think about all your mistake-umms

>>19926419
You can get a gf at the thanksgiving shop.

>>19926426
should be their slogan honestly. everyone eating steakums has made some bad life choices.

>>19926419
What happened to the relationship you had with your family?

>>19926419
Seeing that you are some emo fag why would you even celebrate normie holidays?
When I am away for work (not home with family) during christmas or new years I literally get a takeway or just buy several ready meals to last me those few days. I always try arrange my trips during christmas to avoid all that festive hassle

>>19926426
I like this, but the OP didn’t mention steak-ums.

>>19926426
$20 says you're the pajeet who reads insults on the internet then rushes to this board to use them

>>19926494
His pervasive self-inflicted misery did.

>>19926419
lucky you, we were constantly brow beat in to doing thanksgiving and chistmas dinner every year until my mother-in-law passed away. be grateful.

You deserve it. : )

>>19926506
lol this guy gets bullied by elderly women

>>19926419
>mom says if I dare to come over she'll call the cops
Yeah I'm not vaccinated either and just had that conversation. my mom and aunt still accuse me of being selfish
Really I think they are just mad that I was right and it was compliance exercise to tag sheeple

>>19926930
maybe it's because you're too retarded to bother suffering any longer. if my daughter turned to be as brain-dead as you i might consider doing the same.

>>19926948
>Just jump whenever the government saids jump, what are you stupid?
>He really believes the government have his best interests at heart
Fuck off boomer, COVID was a nothing burger you fell for the propaganda

It's just another day, m8. Watch peanuts or something.

>>19926930
>>19926948
do burgers really

>>19926419
>MCR Sweet Revenge will be 20 years old next June

>>19926913
You'll find out.

>>19926499
No anon, no. I was just looking up Steak-Umm earlier to see if it was a viable option for making Philly Cheesesteaks (fun fax: it is) and it occurred to me that it's a rather pathetic food product. Then I entered this thread and the rest is history

>>19926419
Buy a rotisserie chicken, hawaiian rolls, buy some ground meat, shrimp, and stovetop to make stuffing. Buy some elbow pasta, milk, cheese, flour, butter, breadcrumbs to make macaroni. Buy a key lime pie, and pecan pie. There you go, Thanksgiving and you won't be sharing with anyone else.

>>19927129
I won't, my gf's mom died when she was a kid

>>19926968
>posting shake, who gets fucked over every single time by his assumptions yet never learns
|:-)

>>19926419
Go volunteer at a shelter. Everyone will be happy to see you and you'll feel good helping people out.

>>19927317
you were on point until you said "by his assumptions." that's completely your interjection. shake never assumes anything, he just "gets fucked over" after being a lethal nuisance.
you swine.

>>19926419
Who gives a shit? Thanksgiving is a made-up holiday by big turkey designed to, you guessed it, sell more turkey. Do you seriously think that the pilgrims and natives would have sat down together and eaten turkey? Of course they didn’t, turkey fucking sucks. Just get wasted on bottom-shelf liquor and pass out or something, I don’t know.

>mom says if I dare to come over she'll call the cops

Go anyway. Maybe you will make friends in jail.

>>19926419
>h-happy holidays...
volunteer somewhere and set up grocery takeout for when you get home.

>>19926426
i just googled steak-umm and the fact that they draged black science man down the gutter made my day, thanks for introducing me to steak-umm annon

>>19926419
Anon I prayed for you that you get some friend and a good Christian wife and believe the gospel
Livefaith.tv

>>19926419
you use this website so im inclined to believe you are a weirdo who deserves what he gets. your mom probably cut you off for good reason. i could be wrong though!

>>19927653
I like Black Science Man a little bit because he thinks that passing comets is Nature’s way of saying “how’s that interplanetary colony project going?” but this takedown was on point

>>19926930
are you actually retarded

>>19927084
I was looking at this tour that’s out in Vegas, it makes me feel like shit that they’re already throwing boomer-tier throwback shows for us millennials lmao

>>19927084
Sorry for the shit quality photo, but here’s all the bands/ the records they’ll be playing off of.
The line up looks amazing if you were a total faggot like me back in the day ;-;

ngl I’m pretty close to buying myself a ticket and heading to Vegas to shoot my shot with some damaged women who are trying to relive their scenie weenie glory days.

>>19927074
doodoodedoodoodoo
doodoodedoodoodoo
doodeedoodoo

when I’m dancing I like to hit the Charlie Brown, ladies love it.

>>19926419
Okay.
Use the day to cook some shit for yourself. Have fun with it and fuck everyone else. Retard.

>>19927428
Kind of like you are amongst your family

>>19926948
yea you got radicalized into mushy brain. this reaction isn't healthy.

>>19928293
>Dance Gavin Dance with no Fall of Troy
?????????

>>19928256
>misteaks

>>19927173
Sure thing, ragmesh