/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20190066
>not food
>not cooking
>jannies will still delete humor threads before this shit

>>20190070
>appliances arent cooking
ask me how i know youre a fast food poster

>>20190078
yes anon, the finish on your dishwasher is very /ck/
go back to /lgbt/

>>20190066
>caring whether something is in or out besides belly buttons or pussies
ngmi

>>20190106
>belly buttons
wot? i understand roastie lips are not very appealing but wtf does it matter with bellybuttons

>>20190111
outie belly buttons are for poor people and they're ugly

>>20190119
Like stainless steel appliances

is that one of those infamous british "row houses"?
Now sure how you people can stand living in a house thats only 6 feet wide. my mum couldn't even get in the door.

>>20190119
>>20190133
fair enough
>>20190324
nah, im sure some council houses will be small but the kitchen is rarely ever that small. if anything i think thats a nyc apartment or something

>>20190070
>cooking-appliances arent cooking

>>20190332
good point. i didnt notice that there's no toilet in the kitchen and the hot and cold water come out of 1 faucet

>>20190324
Its the latest development in cuckshed technology

>>20190341
>toilet in the kitchen
thats not even funny, everyone knows you need to walk in a thunderstorm 50 feet to use an outhouse

>>20190345
>need to walk in a thunderstorm 50 feet to use an outhouse
RULE BRITANNIA

>>20190066
How do you find a 1 bed place like this? I don't want people living above or below me.

>>20190339
how do I cook with the exterior of an appliance anon? this board is dumb as shit

>>20190362
>this board is dumb as shit
you are here too

>>20190364
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US

>>20190324
This you?

>>20190369

>>20190066
How do you avoid accidentally putting your dishes in the oven and your turkey in the dishwasher?

>>20190362
whether or not one cooks with "the exterior of an appliance" has nothing to do with the fact that people have been talking about cooking-appliances here for about as long as the board has existed, because people cook food with them. you are a /pol/ wigger & we would all appreciate it if you went back to your containment-board

>>20190090
More so than le funny "/ck/ related" /pol/tier race shitfling thread

>>20190397
that's the laundry machine

>>20190119
that and sexy lolis

>>20190344
how the hell is it so cheap
t. californian

>>20190066
Whats upstairs? Also they have been saying stainless will be out of style since they became in style

>>20190449
funko pop cuckcave

>>20190452
wish i had the money for a funko pop cuckcave id buy bishoujo figures instead though

Won’t everything in a place that small absorb all the cooking smells? Wouldn’t taking a giant hangover diarrhea make the whole tiny home reek?

>>20190344
Why would you make a ton of tiny houses and then waste all that space making them all separate lots and buildings instead of a quaint missing middle low rise complex.

>>20190876
not if you flush, gross ass

>>20190888
called a "starter house"
surpised you don't know, must a thread on it everyday on /ck/

>>20190888
zoning laws preventing multifamily housing + required minimum setbacks between homes

>>20190119
>outie belly buttons are for poor people
based

>>20191047
>cucksheds legal, duplexes arent
Fuck this.

I like the look of stainless but every fingerprint shows on it so you need to wash your fridge like 3 times a day to make sure it doesn't look like shit.

>>20191100
no it doesnt lol
it shows less than almost any other surface it could be made of

>>20190359
How about inside you?

>>20190344
If it came with an enclosed garage I honestly would be down for this

>>20190066
I hope not I just bought a whole kitchen full :[

>>20190066
The latest fad is hiding appliances in furnishings. The fridge and dishwasher are encased in panels matching the cupboards. The oven and stove are separate units inset into the furnishings, same for the microwave.
I admit this does look nice when it's new. But it will inevitably look like utter shit in a few years. The extra hinges will break, the plywood panels will deteriorate. The style will evolve so all your furnishings will become obsolete.
It's pure form over function.

>>20191653
I like my kitchen to feel like a kitchen and not a closet, personally

>>20191096
Haha, you thought when you "bought" land (i.e., paid the government for permission to pay taxes on it) you could do whatever you wanted? lol. Sorry, but very smart civil servants have already written the rules for what you're allowed to do. Want to tear down the structure and build a mansion spanning the entire property? Sorry, there are rules that limit the size of your house. Want to raise chickens? No, agricultural activities are not part of residential land use. Were you thinking of building a second small house in your very large back yard? Haha, nice idea but that's simply not allowed at all. Perhaps you wanted to simply convert your existing house into 2-3 units and rent out the one(s) you're not living in? Lmfao, the rules very specifically prohibit this. Enjoy your "freedom" though LOL

>>20190344
>wasting living space on two baths when you only have two rooms and 62m2

>>20191660
I can do all of those things on my property except the enormous mansion, i think only 30% can have structures built on it which seems reasonable

>>20191744
boggles the mind

>>20190395
Ngl bearded lady got me bricked up and finna buss fr