/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20201255
What about how the time that you he didn't did not want to do?

>>20201258
fbpbpb

>>20201258
Fucking stroke poster!

>>20201258
This anon definitely has had at least a couple irish car bombs.

>>20201258
lol

>>20201258
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>20201382
I get this reference! xD

this irish hottie...mentions how the "irish car bomb" is somewhat offensive. compared it to the 9/11. i forget at which point so you'll just have to watch to find it if you wanna hear that bit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysL-RkYpdlk

>>20201768
but a 9/11 is just 2 towering beer glasses and you pour a flight of whiskey into each

>>20201255
Always wonder about the cleanliness of the exterior of those shot glasses.

>>20201771
It's 2 Manhattans and 2 kamikaze shots

>>20201768
Lmao, mutts are so cucked. 9/11 was such a fucking joke.

>>20201775
I wasn't laughing when I had to wade through blood and bone in the streets of Manhattan in search of my brother

>>20201787
Jesus, did you find him?

>>20201775
you're doing that thing when you're thinking about the USA again

>>20201258
fgsfds

>>20201804
He was in northern ontario

>>20201813
Strange. There aren't a lot of landscaping opportunities in that part of the country.

>>20201255
You can always tell when a post is made by a LARPing American. Nobody Irish is going to care

>>20201258
Have you ever had a dream?

>>20201258
/thread

>>20201255
>go to bar
stopped reading there

>>20201382
Nah, no one has even been far enough to decide to even go want to do more like that. Not even OP but they sure got close!

>>20201255
They suck because retards like you always make a mess.

>>20201969
you're doing it wrong

>>20202226
toasting in an epic bread

>>20201255
Cream in beer?

>>20201978
lol u tk him 2 da bar|?

>>20201775
You know what was a really funny joke? The 7 July 2005 London bombings. Really funny shit. Doubled over on my side from laughing so hard.

>>20202242
you have to drink it quickly

>>20202701
for me, it's the bombing of the city of london

>>20201935
>Nobody Irish is going to care
Irish people under 50 are the most easily-offended woketards I've ever met.

>>20201258

>>20202712
uuggghhh

>>20201787
I was in so much pain from high fiving my friends from Israel too much.

>go to bar
>order an "Irish car bomb"
>bartender gives me a nasty look without speaking then blows my car up

>>20202712
Also, the Palestinians killing all the jews a few weeks ago. Absolute riot.

>>20202751
For me, it's the Ukrainian civilian executions by the Russian army during the special military operation. Very underrated.

>>20201770
shouldn't it be arak?

>>20201813
What s terrible name for an airline

>>20201315
Irish Car Bomb and too much raleqtambrobrét = WORST HANGOVER OF MY LIFE

>>20201423
fuck off it's better than wojak and frogs

>>20201255
>literally took this photo from the wikipedia page where it says "The name is considered by many to be offensive, with many bartenders refusing to serve it.[6][7][8]"
fuck off OP you're a stupid cunt making a dumb thread for attention and i hope you fucking eat shit

>>20202763
I don't follow Ukraine war.

>>20201787
I wasn't laughing when the IRA blew my home town up but hey lets all post in le funny car bomb thread

>>20201787
I was in northern Canada...

>>20201935
The irish have become the most woke pussies on the entire fucking planet.

>mfw walk into a swill-o-rooly hoot and tootie (or public house to yanks) and order a nasty-shasty arse in a blasty (irish car bomb) and the tugger rugger pinty plugger (bartender) gives me the olde rude lewd soz i call the constable (sheriff) to come roundabouts and clap the plastic paddy (non GMO mick) in irondownees (cuffs)

I had the same experience when trying to order a "Hitler was Right" at my local bar the other day. Now I feel awkward going back.

>>20201258
honestly bros, what did he mean by this?

>>20201255
"Irish car bomb" is very old fashioned. It's been recently updated to "Irish Housing for scumbag foreigners Bomb"

>>20202878
wrong

>>20201255
It's a kids drink and a frat boy drink. It's midori sour for boys.
It could have been worse. You could have asked for a blender drink

>>20201255
There's a new and gay name for it which i forget, like an irish dunker or some shit, since car bombs refer to political violence and society works on chatgpt rules where any reference to harmful acts is forbidden

>>20203330
>same experience
But OP got his drink in the end, what drink did they give you?

>>20201258
Well said

>>20202226
adding in images is cringe. enlarging ones that were posted in the thread is acceptable though

>>20201255
>>20201258
Put me in the screencap pls.

>>20201258

>>20201255
why not just ask the bartender?
maybe he didnt like your face.

>>20201255
>decide to go to bar to save money on drinks
>walk into bar
>there are no attractive women in sight, only fat dudes in their late 40s
>order cheapest shot available
>bartender gives me a cup and pours it halfway full with lukewarm whisky
>it tastes like shit
>notice she overpours every single drink (drinks are 95% straight liquor with a few drops of mixer)
>she makes no attempt at conversation
>she gets several orders wrong
>sipping my 3-in-one shot of whisky
>get tired of my throat burning
>ask for a glass of water
>mix the whisky with the water
>it still tastes like shit
>it takes me over an hour to get through one drink
>say "fuck this" and cash out
>one shot was $9 + tip
>2-3 days later
>test positive for covid
Yeah fuck this shit, I'm never drinking at a bar again. One bottom shelf drink before tip costs the same as a 750ml handle of liquor.

>>20201258
based derailment of this shit thread kek

>>20204084
Lol bars are disgusting

Kava is better

>>20204084
COVID WAS NEVER REAL YOU FUCKING RETARDED KIKE

>>20204141
I'm literally sick, moron

>>20204146
good news, no one cares anymore

>>20204146
IT'S THE COLD YOU FUCKING MORON
THOSE "COVID" TESTS TEST POSITIVE HALF THE TIME WHEN YOU DIP THEM IN ANYTHING
NEWSFLASH YOU FUCKING MORON A COLORED STICK CANNOT TEST YOU FOR A VIRUS
GODDAMN IDIOT

>>20204084
>decide to go to bar to save money on drinks
what made you think this was true? is food cheaper at a store or a restaurant?

>>20204153
>a colored stick
im genuinely surprised you can remember to breathe

>>20201787
lol nice
>>20203210
ngmi

>>20201258
>>20203342
fpbp is just saying OP is being a brat
>What about how the time that you he didn't did not want to do?
>[What about how] [the time that you he] [didn't did not want to do?]
>[Questioning the cause of next part - an event] [with reference to a time in which you (he)] [didn't didn't (did) want to do?]
>How about the time when you just did what he wanted and didn't do what he didn't want you to do.

>>20203210
the IRA was right to do it

>>20204228
A large amount of the population is in fact stupid enough they think this.

>>20201258
Huh?

>>20204228
if the bar gives you triple pours like op's did it might actually be a good deal

>>20202209
With the vomiting...
Call them cement-mixers for a reason.
I'd buy them for the Merchant Marines at like 12:30, they gotta get up by five.

>>20202242
Guinness

>>20202878

>>20204146

>>20201787
never happened

>>20203950
reddit

>>20201258

I call 'em Lavon affairs

>>20201258
every reply to this post is 1 "person"

>>20201258

>>20201768
It's not even offensive because some people in the North got blown up, it's offensive because it earmarks you as a retarded American. It's also disgusting and stupid (curdles, Baileys is weak so adds no additional value)

It'd be like a human being walking into an American bar and saying "ayo lemme get uh,... finna get uh, lemme get uh one shot of Mickey Finn's in a glass of house red"

>>20201255
Natives don't drink it
We've also moved on to torching immigrant housing, carbombs were more prevalent in the 1980s

>>20204134
hahaha kill yourself man. seriously.

>>20204350
a triple pour is not enough to be cost effective. holy shit man.

>>20201255
Been thinking of starting going to a bar or pub on a rather regular basis so my antisocial ass gets out a bit more, any advice? I already know not to go with the purpose of finding someone but rather to just chill which is more my thing anyways. I’d only have a Guinness or something else easy at most too.
t. just about 25

>>20201775
Fax nigga. I be laughin my ass off everytime I watch 9/11 footage fr.

>>20201969
>Not using darkmode

>>20201258
yes

>>20201258
This.