/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20251854
A bit too much gravy for my tastes, but otherwise looks pretty good. nice and healthy

cool another British "food" thread I can hide

>watery gravy
Retard

>>20251854
>happy days

>>20251854
>tea
just say lunch you stupid faggot

Roast those vegetables and it's good enough.

>>20251926
Tea's the evening meal you spastic.

Breakfast in the morning
Dinner in the middle
Tea at teatime

Simple as

>>20251939
dinner or supper is acceptable for evening meal, who the fuck drinks tea at night but you backwards spastics

>>20251854
Bosch

>>20251943
Tea as in the meal, though you can drink tea until about 9pm

>>20251950
tea is not a meal thats fucking retarded

>>20251950
so like is that why all british peoples teeth are so fucked up?

>>20251956
Tea is the name of the meal, fucktard. Some of my compatriots like to use it to ham up and wind up faggots like this bitch: >>20251869

>>20251966
I know thats what dipshits call it, but that doesnt make it not retarded
>hey guys Im having ribs for beer today
>Im thinking about an omelet for coffee tomorrow
you sound like you have a developmental disorder, and as your br*tish you probably do

>>20251854
The British, ladies and gentlemen. The only people on the planet with more baby talk, gibberish, and slang than black Americans. Trash bunch

>>20251975
I'm sorry, but an insult from somebody from a nation of fat, low IQ, BBC loving cuckolds doesn't really tug at the strings.

>>20251990
what was that about mutts law?
you seem to be the one with some weird obsession with blacks

>>20251854
That's the most colorful picture of bri'ish food I've seen in decades of the internet.

I don't get where tea fits into it when I see it involving actual food and not just a pastry or something as a snack
so bongs eat 5 meals a day?
I still don't get the difference between dinner and supper of course

>>20251854
Sounds like a bit of a contentious issue but when I was growing up - Tea time was around 5-7 pm.

I grew up in the south west of England and it's just a term for evening meal.

>>20252303
its ez
breakfast = morning meal
lunch = afternoon meal
tea = evening meal
everything else = posh twat nonsense

>>20252350
You sound like a fellow Bong but I will mention that 'Lunch' was never a big thing when I grew up.

Dinner (lunch) was the midday meal.
So:
Breakfast = morning meal
Dinner = midday meal
Tea = evening meal
everything else = posh twat nonsense

any normal person would look at the situation and know jam is supposed to go on top of cream, and I'm not sure why there's even a debate

do you put the butter on after the jam? fuck no
why would you do that with cream then?

>>20252303

Morning = Breakfast

Midday = Lunch (Souf) or Dinner (Norf)

Evening = Dinner (Souf) or Tea (Norf)

>>20252446
can you talk like a normal person? like for once in your life?

>>20252411
>jam is supposed to go on top of cream, and I'm not sure why there's even a debate

That's a Scone thing (let's not even talk about pronunciation)
There's a handful of activists in a Cornwall village hall that think otherwise, probably the same ones that think they can revive a dead language with funding from Westminster (just like the Welsh did)

>>20252007
>you seem to be the one with some weird obsession with blacks
I think he called you a british broadcasting corporation loving cuckold

>>20252446
I'm West Country but you claim I use Northern terms?
Not everyone in the South is from Landan.

>>20252007
High five your wife's bull for that retort.

>>20252787
>your wife
where do you think you are?

>>20252792
OK, his e-wife who's probably a man. But he still has a bull, even if it's an e-bull

>>20252798
u cand say his ebul jus becuz his blagk

>>20251854
That gravy is the most dismal, weak-ass shit I've ever seen. Why are bongs like this?!?

>>20251980
>>20252447
yeah. you fat fucking cunt. clear enough?

>>20251854
>be British
>dominate the world for spices
>refuse to use them
>refuse to elaborate
>sips tea
>leaves

>>20251854
Try cooking the veggies next time. Also, tea is a drink. Is that what you poured over the "food"? Because that sure as hell isn't gravy

>>20252446
Everyone says 'tea' in England you plum
t. Sussex