/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20269100
spaghetti

I've always said everyone's favorite foods are just what their moms or grandmas used to make, that's what 99% of /ck/ arguments come down to

this shit

>>20269106
I love ambrosia salad, if you make it with fresh fruits and homemade whip it's honestly god tier

>>20269106
My Grandma makes something similar she calls Bozo Fun Salad. It's basically that except it uses buttermilk as the base so it has a wang to it. Also no coconut or cherries, just pineapples and oranges.

>>20269114
>so it has a wang to it
?

>>20269100
BEEFARONI

>>20269114
>>20269122
Wang to the Chung, to Live and die in LA, that's a classic movie.

>>20269100
you had a shitty mom

>>20269100
That needs greenery like some peas, it looks so lonely and sad without greenery.

>>20269100
My mom used to make pasties when I was a kid and they are probably still in my top 5 meals

>>20269187
I know what you mean, for me it was egg in the holes, I can never do that for myself or find a restaurant that can match my mom's making of them.

>>20269100
peekaboo egg my mom called it, or egg in a hole.

>>20269212
Good times

>>20269212
Sometimes we dont appreciate our moms until they're not around anymore.

>>20269144
And now I have that song in my 50-year old brain.
Cheers.

I got two kids so I tend to cook kid-friendly. Sausage and cheesy rice or macaroni is one of our favorites

>>20269212
peekaboo I see you and I know what you do

>>20269144
>>20269243
haha youre old

>>20269100
Mom’s breastmilk

>>20269114
>Bozo Fun Salad.
I love your gram

>>20269100
42 year old single mom here, you boys want pics of me in my jeans?

>>20269502
Not really

>>20269502
Sure if you're cute and havent hit the wall

>>20269502
yes please

>>20269502
rather have pics of your cooking tbdesu

>>20269100
That was definitely more "dadcore" food in my house growing up.
>tfw it's 5pm and dad starts feeling hungry and remembers mom is out of town for the night
>starts rummaging through the kitchen only to remember that there are also two small children in the house

>>20269100
meatloaf and mash
my sister was picky so it didn't get made much

>>20269212
one eyed monster is what we called it

>>20269595
needs some greenery like broccoli or brussels sprouts

mums spaghetti and meat sauce, which is like bolognese, but without pork or carrot

so delicious and is my favourite food in the whole wide world

>>20269502
please show

>>20269595
You should have hollared at your sister, they like that instead of having stupid faggot brothers.
t. been there done that.

>>20269100
This, but replace hot dogs with smokies, and add pic related.

God tier meal

>>20269502
You bitches are so lucky, do you think 42yr old mothers could get positive reactions from men back in the 80s and 90s? But here we are due to hoeflation

>>20269680
Sure, why not?
You should have seen pics of my mom at 42, she was a hottie, I have pics of her back then and am stunned. I'm like how did I come from this woman.

>>20269212
>>20269607
holy egg

>>20269704
Leggo my eggo!

>>20269698
And you don't think it has anything to do the vast amounts of lonely men these days that didn't exist before the mid 10s and the rise of dating apps/out of control hypergamy?

>>20269714
I have no idea but I don't have a nasty little rash.

>>20269502
Only if you are also barefoot

>>20269816
feet are pretty resiliant, i've walked across tons of hot beaches barefooted, one just has to keep right on the target, the ocean. Dont go goofy so to speak.

>>20269202
They're stupidly easy. I pre toast my bread a bit so the egg doesn't get overdone by the time my toast is buttery and crispy. No real secret. It's even easy to flip cause the egg melds with the bread.

>>20269844
Good times, come be my wife.

>>20269626
you sound troubled
wanna talk about it?

>>20269850
Sure is this like lucy for 5 cents a minute?

>>20269854
i do it for free

>>20269100
Never being at home because my father was a violent alcoholic, my mom's best dish

>>20269844
It's always different when someone does it for you. Even a shitty sandwich tastes better when my wife makes it

>>20269867
>Even a shitty sandwich tastes better when my wife makes it
I know.

>>20269861
Sure tell me your problrms

>>20269850
I'm not sure which is the best, the cubano or the reauben... what do you suggest?

>>20269502
r9k faggot. You think your larp and old s/b reposts are gonna work here?
Neck yourself and stream it. kekekekek

>>20269502
Hey boys

>>20269994
Nice hotel room.

>>20269994
>low res
>cropped
>cheap motel background
If you want an audience for your lonely larp, try b. There should be enough lonely poos and other artists there this time of day. Chances are they won't even recognize your imagefap reposts.

>>20270013
>>20270014
Would you treat me nice? :)

>>20270040
As long as you're not annoying or crazy.

>>20270051
I'll suck your dick, fix you a sandwich and I'll shut the fuck up. Sound good?

>>20269886
the reuben is obviously better

>>20269114
>>20269122
she puts penises in the salad

>>20269848
>>20269848
How much I get and do I need to do buttstuff?

>>20269867
Yeah but he said he can't make em not that mommy's crusty hands make it better.
>>20269212
When I worked st ihop ages ago they did these with a cheddar bun and they did it well. Maybe you can still ask. It may have been for the hobbit now that I think about it. Fuck I'm old. Somebody post thst menu.

>>20269104
Yeah I've had several people tell me that weinerschnitzle corndogs are the best corndog they've ever had. I tried one recently it tasted like gross microwaved shit they would serve in a school cafeteria. Definitely a nostalgia factor there

>>20269100
Cheesy weenies are project Latinx food.

>>20269104
I don't know why it never came to me sooner, but a grandparent has only made one thing for me to eat in my entire life that I know of, and it was a grilled cheese sandwich. They are all dead now so that won't be changing. Guess that explains why I feel nothing when people go on about how their grandmother's cooking is the best. Click here to unsubscribe from my blog.

>>20269994
would

>>20269212
My mom called it a bird's nest. I want to know how to make it

>>20270518
That's cultural appropriation. Mac & cheese with cut up hot dogs is one of the whitest things in the known universe.

>>20270602
You can't figure it out from the picture? Really?

>>20270644
You would not believe how retarded I am

>>20270602
You stab a hole with a cup or your erection or something, butter, toast, egg in center. Flip when golden. Shits easy.

ham chipped bbq sandwiches

hamburg bbq

>>20269100
long-grain rice and chicken, but it has to be done in a fifty-year-old green electric skillet and stirred with a beaten up wooden spatula, or fuck it - it won't taste the same.

>>20269104
speak for yourself. i do like nostalgia comfort food from my childhood, but it's definitely not better than what i make for myself these days, and none of my favourite dishes of all time are ones i ate regularly as a child

>>20269714
you fell for the meme. there have always been lonely men, just like there are now, but they were never able to group together in one place on the internet before. the reason why there seems to be more is cos you all talk to each other and encourage each other's bitterest instincts

>>20270870
Thanks will do tomorrow for breakfast

>>20269101
This

shredded boiled eggs with lemon pepper, either with a fork, on a cracker, or on white american bread. i'll bet it would be good on some real bread

>>20269100
that looks so good, box mac + extra is my favorite. Tuna, clams, sausage, bacon. Many good options.

>>20269100
fucking loved this as a kid, favourite weeknight dinner

>>20269171
Peas in mac&cheese?

>>20271627
Based. White people Taco night goes hard af

>>20271627
This is a delicious, nutritious meal and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

>>20269104
No, sometimes it can be the total opposite. Some people just can't cook because they're too stupid to follow a simple recipe. Sure food is food but be grateful if you had parents who actually were able to deliver balanced meals when you were a kid.

>>20271627
Taco night is the best

>>20271627
I enjoy all of this, but even as a child I held the firm opinion that those shitty black olives, and any olive for that matter, has no place in Mexican food.

>>20269100
Polish sausage, boxed au gratin/julienne potatoes. Was a fun poverty meal

my mom makes the best beef stroganoff
I'm sure it's nothing like the "authentic" recipe but I don't care that shit is delicious

>>20271061
you fell for the meme. there have always been uppity sluts, just like there are now, but they were never able to group together in one place on the internet before. the reason why there seems to be more is cos you all talk to each other and encourage each other's bitterest instincts

>>20271627
white people tacos >>> authentic tacos
they're just plain better

>>20271627
What is it with white people and black olives in mexican food? Any time my mom makes tacos or burritos she drowns it in black olives.

>>20269100
my mom used to make bbq chicken pasta and i still make it, especially at summertime potlucks it goes over well. just half bbq sauce and half tomato sauce with red onions, shredded/chunked chicken and some cheese.

jello-based desserts

>>20269106
here in IOWA we make snickers/apple/whipped cream "salad" for holidays and it's good. or cranberry/marshmallow/whipped cream+whipped jello

>>20269994
woodbury

>>20272191
>what is it with white people
>my mom
No matter how much you try to appeal to them, they will never accept you.

>>20272191
Just a wild guess, but I'd bet it goes back to some point in the mid-20th century in California where some Mexican restaurant started doing it (olives are grown in California) and it just caught on. Kind of like cream cheese in sushi and crab rangoon.

>>20269106
Ambrosia salad. My Christmas memories.

The classic momcore for me was cinnamon toast, but one meal that always sticks out in my childhood is ham steak with mashed potatoes, corn, and those cheap as shit plain canned biscuits

>>20271627
hell yeah

>>20272685
We called this monkeybread

>>20273441
That is not monkeybread

>>20273441
you were incorrect
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_bread

>>20272685
>ham steak with mashed potatoes, corn, and those cheap as shit plain canned biscuits

mah nigga. my grandpa made this all the time when i was growing up. and the cinnamon toast, my mom made that for me. mah nigga.

my grandparents would usually never think to do bread or pasta with shit though unless it was a special occasion. i always had to ask for biscuits or crescents with meat or pasta with chicken parm

>>20273451
>>20273452
I didnt say we were right. Chill out. I'm sure bozo fun salad Didnt actually contain a clown either.

>>20273452
>soft baked dough with cinnamon
Okay so bread with cinnamon. Same thing.

>>20273536
>>20273541
why are you so defensive
like calling ramen spaghetti because "its both noodles tho"

>>20273555
nta, but they're not being defensive. You're being pedantic.

>>20269237
this
rip mom

>>20272199
How do I become a citizen in iowa?

>>20269994
Where are the jeans?

>>20273555
Nobody's being defensive you showed up with the Wikipedia article like it mattered

>>20269237
My mom died of lung cancer. I miss her bros. Last meal I made for her was taken because she was on painkillers and couldn't do it herself. I regret not making a better dish. She wanted ramen though.

>>20273700
>>20269237
Last meal was ramen** dang autocorrect

>>20269147
No!!!

>>20270386
Mmm... reminds me of my grandma's penis pot pie

>>20273617
Come closer bby

>>20269994
Yawn
Anons are so fucking retarded

take me hoooome

>>20269100
Breast milk

>>20274038
Delet this.

>>20274038
I'm retarded for not knowing a porn screenshot? Sounds like you got pornrot kiddo

>>20271894
Just dice them up. Who the hell puts a whole olive in their taco?

>>20274124
youre retarded for believing shit without looking into it

>>20274129
Sorry I don't have ALL the porn in the world on my laptop.

youre all retarded

>>20274180
Are the retards in the room, with us?

>>20274187
no theyre in their separate rooms arguing about porn on the food board

>>20274170
>what is the internet
welcome to the 21st century mate

>>20269104
>be me
>last white man in Los Angeles
>surrounded by spics
>have potluck at work
>6 different pozole dishes
>8 different birria dishes
>4 crusty-ass carnitas dishes
>everyone claims theirs is the best
>just like their abuela's
>mfw it all tastes like the same beaner slop

>>20274266
Sounds good to me I love beaner slop. Though I did marry and breed with a Mexican so I guess I'm biased.

>>20274272
I hope ruining our country was worth the pussy.

>>20269100
>hair in the macaroni

>>20274276
yeah it was le evil immigrants and not trumps retarded policies that ruined the US

>>20269237
I'm glad I could ask my mom for her beef stew recipe before she passed, I just wish I could've asked for more of her recipes. Appreciate the people in your life while you can, anons.

>>20269100
my mom used to make us crumbled up bisquick biscuits with honey, chopped strawberries, and milk. Still my favorite breakfast when I'm feeling down

>>20274428
That sounds good. I'm going to try that sometime.

>>20269994
Hank hill's on hormones now?

>>20274283
Trump wasn't in office in 2004.

posting mum cooking
thanks mum

>>20276134
You should learn to cook.

>>20269261
Based fellow dad-cook. I have three kids (well, two kids and a wife who behaves like a kid) so there's a lot of that sort of thing. Tacos, spag, hotdish, crock pot sloppa, etc.

>>20269712
>based Beaver appreciator

>>20271637
yes, they must be frozen

>>20273611
i recommend Fort Dodge, Mason City, Waterloo or Council Bluffs. each one is a thriving metropolis, unique and vibrant in its own way. Or the hidden secret, Boone

>>20276268
>not Pella
Do you even Iowa?

>>20276134
>come home after work
>hear the familiar clacking of NEET son's $400 mechanical keyboard
>he demands to be fed
>used to cook him real food to nourish him as he grew
>used to cook him his childhood favorites when he was a young adult
>now all you can muster is to boil a chicken breast and throw it on a plate with a roll and a pickled pepper
>bring it to NEET son's room
>he takes it and tells you he's gonna post it to "sea kay"
>walk out silently and close the door
>open your nightly bottle of pinot grigio and pop your happy pill
>clacking slowly fades away as you sink into the couch

>>20273611
I wish you knew how hilarious it would be if someone actully wanted to become a US citizen because they wanted to live in Iowa.

>>20273700
>My mom died of lung cancer.
same here, nearly 4 years ago. Hang in there m8 ;_;

>>20269100
shake and bake drumsticks
macaroni
peas and carrots

>>20269100
Hungry Jack casserole

>>20271627
Had this fairly often, though she'd always get me some doritos to make a taco salad with.

>>20276878
I also sometimes made sopapillas from left over flour tortillas for dessert

>>20276825
Be well my friend.

>>20276363
grim

>>20274283
>trumps retarded policies
Which policies, exactly?

>>20276363
that is okra

>>20269680
You moron that's when milf came into parlance

>>20269104
My mom can't cook for shit so growing up with bad cooking at home has turned me off from a lot of food, but my grandma was really good at cooking so a lot of the things she made are still foods i consider safe comfort foods when i make them myself.

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