/ck/ - Food & Cooking

McDonald's

>>20321822
Kung Pao and Walnut Shrimp with the lo mein and an egg roll with a gallon of Coke

>>20321822
Whatever you want

>>20321822
Not a damn thing. Get to a mall, if you still have one, or a hole in the wall place and order some bourbon chicken.

>>20321822
Since EVERY chink takeout has, literally, the same menu and food:
>shrimp in garlic sauce
>steamed dumplings
>(2) pork egg rolls and
> a bean curd and broccoli, for tomorrow
Order it now. They'll tell you 15 minutes, but it'll really be 35 minutes.

>>20321822
Laksa, Nasi Goreng and enough Pagpag for 10 people and their dogs.

>>20321822
orange chicken, beej beef, fried rice, two chicken egg rolls and an orange soda

>>20322184
>Since EVERY chink takeout has, literally, the same menu and food:
orly?
>5mins of searching googly overlord maps.
>found at lest 10 chinknesian restaurants with a large menu
maybe stop living in hickenstan, canada?

>>20321822
Doesn't matter, worst Chinese food I've ever had

>>20321822
b00bies

>>20321822
50/50 rice noodles. Bejing beef.

>>20322242
He just listed items that can be found at any chinkslop dummy. He didn't say they didn't have big menus or different specialties. Leave that less alone.

>>20322308
Leaf alone**

Literally the absolute only thing on the menu worth a fuck is orange chicken

>>20321822
The teriyaki chicken is pretty good and their sauce that comes with it is good too. It's a carton stuffed full of chicken, nothing else. Most other entre items are mostly broccoli, zucchini, or batter. Chow mein is pretty good and way better than rice. You should get teriyaki chicken and chow mein. It's what I would get.

>>20321822
Whatever you order, ask for extra soy sauce packets.

Orange chicken

Get a plate with fried rice, orange chicken and bejing beef. It's the only right order.

>>20321822
If you want actual protein: Orange Chicken
If you want mostly vegetables or filler: anything else

>panda express
>doesnt sell pandas
>nor is delivered by a panda

>>20322242
How is chink food so cheap when they have 1000 items on a menu?

>>20321822
Order some pepto bismol, you'll need it from that panda shit express.

>>20324926
It's all the same shit with a different variation of 4-5 spices

>>20324926
They have endless chicken flavor packets

>>20321822
>I'll have the...
>Oh it's sold out?
>Okay then I'll have...
>Oh it's also sold out?
>K' Orange Chicken

>orange chicken
>honey walnut shrimps
>half fried rice half veggie
>cream cheese rangoons
Then I go to the mall's weaboo store and wipe my greasy fingers off on the giant plushes

turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>20324869
You folk are missing out on lemon chicken.
That's S23 right near S13, Hawaii Five "O"

>>20326357
Only a total moron eats walnuts with seafood.

The poopoo platter

>>20322308
>>20322312
There's literally no Shrimp in garlic sauce in the screenshot posted from google either... learn to read, ESL.

Teriyaki chicken and Beijing Beef.

>>20321822
try the panda. it's superb.

Black Pepper Chicken
If they don't have Black Pepper Chicken you walk straight out and leave

>orange chicken
>beef broccoli
>lo mein
simple as

>>20323025
This nigga don't know about the Mandarin sauce packets.

>>20321837
>he thinks that's chicken
Un, anon.

>>20322245
>>>>>>>>>chinese
>t. gookoid

>>20321822
Beijing beef and those BBQ ribs they discontinued. Walnut shrimp

>>20321837
Mall bourbon chicken is disgusting I always buy whatever is spicy and has chili sauce that I can find and put on top of the rice. Failing this I pay for shrimp or beef or buy an egg roll/ cheese wontons if the place is absolute shit

>>20322184
Maybe now but my dad’s still nostalgic for beef chow mein with celery. Chinese in California and Chicago used to be good

Or was it chop suey? Or lo mein? I don’t know

>>20321822
I go to Chinese wok cafe where they make it nasty and order the sweet and sour pork & pepper steak.

If I’m by auntie changs in Houston I’ll get the pecking duck with shrimp beef and vegetables in brown sauce

I like Timmy Chan too but I would have to go to the ghetto, haven’t had it in years.

I miss the fried duck in mango sauce

>>20321822
A giant bag of dicks for your mouth and bhole

I always avoided this place but I finally went to one last year because the chick fila I was planning on going to was closed for renovations or something. usually kung pao is my goto for shitty chinese places, but the kung pao looked like it had fucking zucchini or something in it. I got the beijin beef instead since it said it was spicy, but it was so sugary it might as well have been candy. fortunately I found a better place that has soup dumplings and chongqing noodles.