/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20388332
>liquid measurements

>>20388332
Get you some dry measuring cups.

>European recipe

>>20388332
>>liquid measurements for solid items
you mean, volume measurements versus weight or your recipe selection skills are crap

>>20388449
thanks but no and thank Gods I'm European and not from Murica

>>20388457
Can you even afford the power it takes to run a stove?

>>20388332
>european
>Has to get out his triple beam balance every time he cooks
>chad American just uses a cuppa

>>20388451
>Posts China-slop made by Yang Wang Zong
Another dumb fat American

>>20388470
>recipe calls for butter
>European gets the butter, which is churned milk, and weighs it
>American takes the plastic wrapping off of the plastic bottle of O'Mulligans Dairy Dude Company (TM) Imitation Butter Liquid Syrup for cooking and glugs it into a cup

>milk measured in grams

>>20388488
>recipe calls for butter
>bong substitutes beans

>>20388332
Yuropoors are absolutely perplexed by the idea of ‘scooping’.

>>20388461
They cook their food with terracotta pots and tea candles lol

Cups are for babies. Americans generally have the education of a baby. So it suits them. Similarly they measure distance in big black cocks.
"hey Jeb, how far do you think it is to that tree?"
"gee I dunno, Diego, 'bout a huuundrrd big black cocks?"
"let's fetch Darondarius"
"OK, but I get to fluff him"
"no me"

>>20388332
>be American
>have extremely low iq
>be brainwashed abiut politics
>be loudest person in room at all times
>tell everyone at the top of your lungs at all times how everythijt is better in usa
>kys because youre a fat lying loud faggot from the usa

>>20388332
>another yuropoor seethe thread

>>20388633
>another yuropoor seethe thread
>it’s full of yuropoors seething about americans
what did you mean by this???

Recipe for burger sauce:
>1 cup mayo
>2 tablespoons ketchup
What the fuck you american idiots how much is there on the spoon and how does that quantity compare to a cup of what size?

>>20388488
Is imitation butter liquid syrup a common thing in europe? I've never heard of it.

>>20388658
>hurrdurr

>>20388676
Shit, the seething... Pull your underwear out of your neovagina

>>20388654
I liked the one where the eurotard ordered a mushroom burger at five guys and was upset he received a burger with mushrooms on it.
>I don't WANT to order off the menu I want the chef operating the cash register to TELL me what to order!

>>20388654
>>20388691
The levels of cope. Is this like a support group for you? I bet your chubby mitts were shaking as you typed. I'm so sorry OP hurt your feefees

>>20388332
It's because not enough of them are educated enough to have learned about weights and measurements.

>>20388696
I have dainty fingers. Like a Frenchman.

>>20388699
Were they shaking though? Tear soaked?

>>20388716
As still as a statue and as dry as your mum's muff.

>>20388696
Gustav, who hurt you?

>>20388721
Well the analogy works because she's cremated. But you knew that.

>>20388722
I suppose you want me to "share" and cry with you and I'll get a special pin and a bible. Nice try

>>20388613
>European goes on about black dicks to show how much Americans go on about black dicks

GEE MR BURNS SURE LOOKS STUPID RIGHT NOW

>>20388688
bot post

>>20388728
Americans love watching black dicks, as far as I can tell. Usually cucking. It is the way of their people.

>>20388730
>Has been mass importing refoogees for the past 15 years

>>20388733
Mmm hmm. What's that over there? A 61% white population? My oh my. I'm waving at you, chubby

>>20388682
>no excuse for retarded measurements
Then you must concede.

>>20388740
We imported a labor force a couple hundred years ago. You're importing a pleasure brigade in the 21st century.

>>20388750
OK my brown friend, enjoy your rich heritage. And keep watching that porn

>>20388756
How many cups can you take?

>>20388777
I'm not sure, but can't we measure it out like adults? Rather than like toddlers playing in sand?

>>20388783
Shivering and dripping. Tear filled eyes.

There is zero difference between volume measurements and weight measurements in anything but baking. Euros really buy 15€ scales instead of a $1 set of measuring cups and act like they are owning us.

>>20388785
>no u
Good one, my rotund friend

>>20388803
>I, too, can't use scales
Never mind, little buddy

>>20388803
>ameripoors can't afford $16.15 scales

>>20388332
It's volume measurement, retard. But i agree, recipe could ask for flour, but volume depends on how tight its packe, if it has air pockets etc. Weight measuremnt is consistent

>>20388824
I measure flour on a $200+ espresso scale.

>>20388803
>15€
After you factor in British import taxes, that becomes mighty costly.

>>20388832
And yourself on a $50,000+ truck scale.

>>20388832
>he doesnt have a scientific scale used to measure atoms
ngmi

>>20388839
>15 Euros
>import taxes

You, uhhh, probably don't work 'in the business', do you?

>>20388844
It's actually for gypsy wagons.

>>20388849
>he thinks britain uses euros
>he thinks brexit didn't have consequences

>>20388461

We usually ignite a piece of wood on the one community candle and use it to set fire to a pile of leaves and dirt we collected on the street.

>>20388488
>>20388613
>>20388614
>>20388658
>>20388582
>>20388461
I h-have the talking pillow
G-guys what if we set aside our dofferences and didn’t fight all the time and m-maybe we could see what we’re all capable of and see b-borders are just silly and made up and that we all reawy want the same the same thing t the end of the day and all the n-name calling and calling each other n-n-niggers all the time because we’re angry isn’t reawy helping a-anybody when you think about it.

Watching Europeans and Americans fight makes me glad their countries are completely imploding.

Hey cunts, tell me what you faggots use to measure your interests rates. Cups or scales?
Fucken lel.

>>20389701
You're irrelevant.

I've lived in multiple countries and can guarantee you're more likely to find a scale in an average American kitchen than in a European one. The idea that everyone outside of the US is measuring all their ingredients is such complete bullshit.

>>20389715
>YOUR COUNTRY IS TOO IRRELEVENT TO IMPLODE
Oh no!

>>20388488
not a fucking argument, fake butter is a big faux pas in modern American culture. I haven't seen a tub of margarin in years

>>20389721
It's more that your shithole relies on at least one of the two that matter. This is evidenced by your using English.
Once one of those falls, your village will follow. Either by lack of support or by takeover.

>>20389746
Yeah ok.
But if I live in a shithole I have less far to fall than you do.

I learned from my grandfather how to survive bad times.
You learned from yours how to scream at the staff at McDonalds because the McChicken was McCold.

>>20389777
>HAHA YOU HAVE IT BETTER THAN ME
Good one?

>>20389777
>I learned from my grandfather how to survive bad times

Surviving in the streets, knife fighting. Scavenging for for food without getting caught by gangs...
Yes, life was rough in 90s France.

>>20388614
>be loudest person in room at all times
musta never been around italians

>>20388844

>>20388488
>American cuts along the line for 1 Tbsp on a stick of AA butter from Wisconsin
You don't know how good we have it so you have to make up shit

>>20388488
We have microwaves here.

it is easier to measure chopped walnuts with a cup than a kitchen scale.

i'm sure noone is measuring steak in cups or salmon filets in millilitres

>>20388614
watch less tv

>>20389701
You wont be laughing when the electricity goes off forever because all the whites are gone.

>>20389726
>did you just make a fucking JOKE? Say that to my .44, buddy boy.

>>20388332
>be american
>try to take a solid shit
>it comes out as a liquid

>>20388332
cope and seethe faggot

>Europoor can't do basic conversion
>seethes and whines about how they can't handle it
yeah, buddy really convincing me to convert. I can't wait until I'm so dependent on a nanny state pre-approving my online post's grammar that I can't understand anything that they didn't hand-hold me through

>>20388451
European food is when American sloppa

>>20388457
>gods
>european
Sure you are pagjeet

>>20388803
Are you retarded? Volume measurements are inherently flawed.

1 cup of finely diced onion is more onion than one cup of coarsely diced onion

100g of fineny diced onion is the same as 100g of coarsely diced onion

This goes for literally everything. Volume measurements are only accurate when you have liquids which never change their density. So it could be fine for cocktail mixing for example

You fucking dingus

>>20388728
>European
that poster could be from anywhere

>>20389720
I've lived in Europe all my life and have never seen a single kitchen without a scale. Cope harder fatso

>>20391643
maybe you're making different food than I am, but what kind of fucking non-baking recipe calls for exact weights of vegetables?

>>20388488
>no tipping, clapping, gun shooting or praying
too unrealistic anon

>>20391648
>never seen a single kitchen without a scale
You're just lying.

>>20391648
Lies

>American: 20C? I think I know what that means, let me check some calculations. Yeah, in the realm.
>Euorpoor: 68F!?!?!?!? WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING BANANA TO ME!?!? I AM ANGRY!!!! I CAN'T EVEN! ARE YOU 2 CENTS? I CAN GIVE YOU A RUBEL FOR A PENNY, DOES THAT APPEASE THE METRIC GODS!?

>>20388895
It's OK anon, we can be friends.
But THAT anon two posts down... FUCK YOU!

>>20391441
you're joke would've landed and been actually funny in the 80s and 90s but fake butter products fell out of fashion like 20 years ago.
+ youre a wojak poster so you automatically lose

>>20388613
so this is the pinnacle of european banter

>>20391629
never seen anything like that in america

>>20388332
>liquid measurements
it's called volume you numpty

>>20388750
And now you worship them. Take the knee for Tyrone, tranny! Lolololol

>>20394118
Oh shit, you're furious. Just calm down. Take a break

Metric is arbitrary garbage made up by a bunch of french revolutionary faggots who, in their infinite retardation, thought
>HURRDURR BASE TEN IS GUD, CONVERSION EASY
when fractions are infinitely more important to the every day cunt