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This shit is absolute swill

>>20436916
Never got to try it. Baltika was far and away the worst beer I've ever had. They had a 63? Oz bottle of the stuff. I drank most of it and actually threw up from the taste, not the alcohol. Pretty impressive

Listerine. I make sure to only get alcohol free mouthwash now. I also don't stock hand sanitizer, but I think Listerine was worse than that. I felt pretty fresh when I sobered up from hand sanitizer, although I was probably lucky to have had a low methanol batch.

>>20436916
mercury passionfruit "cider". godawful.

>>20436940
Listerine isn't too bad going down, it's when you start drinking enough of it to to actually get drunk off it, the menthol and eucolyptol will fuck up your gut, especially if it's empty. Vanilla extract is way worse, only shit that made me gag going down and write that off as a way to scratch that itch.

>>20436916
Moxie, it's truly not very good.
Drink moxie at your own peril.

Rogue Brewery made a mead with juniper berries and something else about 10 years ago....it was horrible. Tasted like nasty toothpaste

>>20437410
I feel your pain from across the Atlantic

Rakiya that tasted like some sort of fuel
I tried watering it down with some juice but the taste still crept thru
Even after 3 fucking dilutions
Shit was homeopathic

>>20436916
Dr Pepper

>>20437526
Igor probably forgot to clean out the radiator he had stolen prior to distillation

>>20437632
That's harsh, it seems like some biden / camela shit.

>>20437101
if you think vanilla extract is bad you never tried getting drunk off lemon extract. makes vanilla seem like a fine wine in comparison.

>>20436916
The worst-tasting thing I ever put in my mouth was original-flavor Listerine mouthwash. The second-worst-tasting thing was cum. The third-worst-tasting thing was Diet Barqs root beer.

>>20437777
Decent quads you cat fag!

Warm Colt 45 or Black Bull 10% without any orange juice. It's just not worth it when you can get Olde E instead. Whole time the word "gutrot" echoed in my head while I was forcing that shit down.

>>20436916
>...it tasted than Kirkland Light.

At least you admitted you were an alcohol first.

Alcoholic: Pina colada, mint liquor, strawberry-rhubard cider
Non-alc: Mountain dew, blueberry or cranberry sparkling water, anything with strawberry or overly sweet

>>20436916
Non-alcoholic, this weird carbonated pumpkin black tea. Those flavors don't go with bubbles at all.

Alcoholic, probably bottom-shelf whiskey like McNaughton.

I bought a crate of coffee stout because it sounded cool and I imagine it's not too different to drink the liquid from the bottom of a trash can

>>20437800
cum isn't that bad, don't be a fag.

for me it's this shit flavored piss

>>20436916
That looks like a prop beer characters on a sitcom would have lying around

>>20436916
easily Corona Familiar. tasted like a burnt beer can chicken.

>>20438666
I tied using that shit as a mixer once, gave up because it tasted so bad, and decided to drink from the bottle.

>>20436916
The Trader Joe’s brand lager, Simpler Times. Went there drunk on an alcoholic beer run about a decade ago and saw it was around five bucks for a sixer so I bought it, drank half a can in the parking lot, tossed it, and went back in and bought a couple bottles of two cuck chuck. It’s the only alcoholic drink I’ve ever refused to drink as an alcoholic.

in recent memory, baltika. baltika isnt even the worst russian beer, and even good russian beer is shit. no wonder they drink vodka. i used to be a connoisseur of malt liquor and i remember nighthawk was easily the worst thing i ever drank in the us. i used to drink warm 24s of steel reserve and old english, nighthawk would i could not drink. it had this cloying chemical taste akin to burning plastic that made me choke. a 40oz cost 1.39 in 2012

>>20438666
limocello la croix is the greatest drink of all time retard

>>20436916
I got a case of kokanee for backup beer on st paddy's because it was half off at the liquor store. Even when I was drunk I could barely finish a can. Ended up throwing the whole case out.
>>20438989
patrician taste

>>20438966
Check out the zesty fingers on wonderboy here! Ohhhh he fruity.

This beer. It's made in India.

Worst thing I actually drank period? Boiled San Pedro cactus slime.

>>20440088
>he thought he was getting a great deal
>but then he took a Koka in the nee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYJ63OTMDL4

>>20438681
those things are fucking foul
drank a few in my time, but a friend was putting those away like no ones business when he was in a bad place, it was getting worrying

Brisk ice tea. Some sort of American sweet tea that comes in a can. It's so sweet it doesn't taste like tea, and the artificial lemon flavor they add tastes so fake I could just imagine cancer cells growing somewhere in my body as I drank it.

I guess they still make it, but this is what the old can used to look like last I tried it.

Malta. Some awful soda from Puerto Rico. I thought it would be a cola or a root beer or something, but it tastes like a little kid blended mom's spice rack together into some soda water.

>>20440147
This stuff literally burns your throat, it's fucking weird, sometimes I drink it anyway though

Alcohol wise, it would probably be Budlight Next. It was closer to a seltzer than a beer. Drank one then threw out the rest.

>>20440150
But it's a good source of B vitamins

Airplane bottle of artificially flavored schnapps, tasted like cold medicine
Runner up: Camo Black Ice

>>20436919
You might laugh but there are actually foreigners who are curious to try this. On a similar note:
>mfw talking to a distributor about the possibility of specially importing Buckfast

>>20436916
Hopadillo made me hurl after 1, don't ever drink that nasty shit. Inb4 ur a babbby, I like bitter things, just not this shit

youre drinking the wrong cheap swill

>>20436916
jagermeister, it was so horrible that I poured the bottle down a kitchen sink. There was only one redeeming factor and that was that it helped to clean the kitchen sink.

>>20437397
Sounds like you're trying to keep it a secret from the normies
>t. mox enthusiast

these guys usually have pretty good sours but this one was a massive miss. horrible. heavy and tasted like sweetened sour milk

>>20440150
>he doesn't mix Malta with milk
goofy ass mother fucker here

Had a bigshot german client at work bring a bottle kirschwasser to the office as a gift once. It tastes like the cheapest vodka ever mixed with a cherry flavour. How the fuck do germans drink this?

>>20440095
>Boiled San Pedro cactus slime
watttt

>>20440147
Potheads (here in the US) fucking love that shit, probably the #1 beverage you see them buy at convenience stores

>>20437410
Rogue has made some real garbage. Bless them for experimenting I guess.

>>20440147
That stuff would strip the lining out of your mouth.
I think I only ever drank 3 cans of that shit in my life, it was so disconcerting.
Worst shit I ever drank was this weird Brasillian liquor. It should have been good, since it was a kind of highly distilled sugar cane rum, but it tasted more like starter fluid. I ended up dumping the last ½ of the bottle because there was nothing you could mix it with to kill that taste.
It was this exact shit
>pic
but in a full sized bottle--same label.

>>20436916
Probably Steel Reserve.
>>20441945
San Pedro is a hallucinogen like Peyote, he probably drank it for that reason.