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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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It's storming out, so I can't go out and grab a burguer. I also don't have really many food relevant comics, but let's read some Discworld anyway, because it's one of my favorite series.

And I guess it mentions curry once!

Could you make a curry that Death could murder?

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>>35810

Also, my phone is currently fucked, so if anyone is interested I'll be counting on you guys to keep this on the board.

Also now that I think about it there is some mention of drinks later on

>> No.35873

>>35810
Wow really? Always wanted to read this thanks op

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>> No.35904

At least this comic was good. The animated versions of Wyrd Sisters and Soul Music were awful.

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>>35873

No problem friend.

If you have the chance I recommend the book, though. The comic is cool but honestly I think the book is just superior.

There is also a comic version of Guards! Guards! which is one of my favorites in the entire series, and I could murder a giant space turtle if it meant getting my hands on it so I c ould storytime it with you fellas

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>>35962

>You will never live on the back of Great A'Tuin

Why live at all, then?

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>>36127

Who said anything about skeletons, there are no skeletons here, what are you talking about boy?

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>>36162

WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

Uh....Mortimer, Sir. They call me Mort.

WHAT A COINCIDENCE

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>>36214

So, /cock/?

Could you make a curry that Death would like to murder?

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>>36288

>Ghost kitties

O-oh

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>>36324

>You will never be as stylish as people perceive Death to be

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>>36376

Anyone still around?

The board is faster than usual today because of the merge so I'm afraid to get bumped off it before I can finish

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>>36459

>tfw the one time she appeared before Mort she was psycho as fuck

Early Discworld books were weird. In a good way but weird.

>> No.36525

>>36417
Yeah, I'm readying. Don't seem to be a lot of story times today.
The big Mignolaverse thread 404ed earlier while I was still reading it, so no telling if this'll last.

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>>36525

Well, it makes sense that there is not a lot of storytiming today. I've just been wanting to do this for a while and have time to kill, so what the hell

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>>36599

I feel like that top-left pannel and Mort's earlier "YES!" pannel are quite exploitable

Hell, even Mort's shoveling shit could be worked into something

>> No.36667

>>36417
Yeah

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>>36635
Ha classic

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>>36724

Remember, /cock/, tradition matters.

Nobility gets the sword. Everything else, the Scythe

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>>36844

>A SHARP edge

One of my favorite moments in both book and comic

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>>36889

These damn millenials always lazy and wanting BENEFITS, they go on one night of reapin' and they already want a day off

If I'm not mistaken there's a shown passage of time in the book

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>>36941

>Wait a minute there is no candy in this van

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>>37030

For the record, if memory serves, Mort was taken for a God when he walked through that wall there. There was a lot of footnoting involved

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>>37150

Really tickled His funny bone

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>>37274

>Aang_meets_the_grim_reaper.jpg

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>>37317

Knees are weak

palms are sweaty

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>>37356

And so it drops

Mort's spaghetti

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>>37586

>page 8

wakemeupinside.png

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>>37625

Also, one of my favorite realities in the disc is that the reason ghost sdon't panic or really get angry is because a lot to do with fear and most emotions are the stuff of glands and hormones and such kicking in

You kinda get out of that when you die. It's cheeky and fun.

On the other hand, it makes "he can't feel pity, but I think he THOUGHT it" that much sadder. Or chillier.

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>>37810

Ten bucks says you can't replicate scumble, /ck/

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>>37873

>Maybe if I drink more my problems will just go away like this nice man's previous shirt

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>>38134

>tfw

I understand you, Death

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>>38236

Well something's not quite right, now is it

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>>38274

Mort, you okay there buddy?

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>>38326

Ah, page 10. We finally meet.

Your grubby little hands will have to drag me down kicking and screaming.

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>>38366

Death is cute! CUTE!

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>>38395

>gets rekt by the new intern
>only starts tlaking big shit once he leaves

Basically that one /pol/ banner

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>>38450

Well, my time is coming friends. But if I can't finish this today I'll try again some other time, I knew what I was in for when I started this today

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>> No.38531

Bump

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>>38531

Oh shit, guess we're finishing this then. Much appreciated.

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>> No.38610

>>38569
Good on you anon. Did a storytime of it when Pratchett passed away. Still my favorite Diskworld book alongside Small Gods.

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>>38610

Actually, I believe that's when I first read this comic, too. I knew the books but not the comic. I got into discworld pretty late, I'm sad it was only in time to see the man die.

Still, his legacy lives on. Do you know where I can find the other comics?

>> No.38667

>>38530
Look at dem hips!

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>>38667

Djelibeybi concubines, anon. You've seen nothing.

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>>38830

>Mortimer is now Ahnold

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>>38962

Many researchers and skilled thaumaturgists say that the Discworld's feeble reality and high magic level keep it all together. It's real enough to exist, yet magical and unreal enough for it to be a disc on the back of four elephants on the back of a turtle.

The truth, however, is that it's all pulled together by the gravity that comes from Mot's massive testicles

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>>39133

>There is no justice
>Just me

That includes hitting under the belt

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>>39454

Au revoir indeed.

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>>39500
have a bump

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>>39500

And that was "Mort", folks! Thanks for helping me keep the thread up for long enough to finish this. Discworld is a gem in my opinion and I like to share

The comic left a lot of things that happened in the book but it has a lot of charm, and Mort is always a great, great entry point. I hope you all enjoyed yourselves and the merge.

Now I'm going to fuck off to have some dinner and be back in time for samurai jack.

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>>39568

The end.

>> No.39654

>>39617
How much longer till Samurai Jack?

>> No.39685

>>39654

Beats me. If I had to guess, about four hours, but it's better to check AS schedule.

>> No.39767

>>39685
Then im off to bed.
Good night anons.

>> No.40555

Thanks for the story

>> No.42663

bump

>> No.43151

>>35810
Holy shit I fucking love Mort dude.

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I love it when a series shows Death doing mundane things.

>> No.45695

>>39617
great stuff. love discworld.