/ck/ - Food & Cooking

She can eat my free range cock

Just get free range meat?...

How does your gf feel about dating a raging faggot such as yourself?

I have the same sort of diet restriction placed on myself. I still usually start with a protein when meal planning, I just expand the category to inlude tofu, eggs, and legumes, beans, and mushrooms.

Quinoa, lentils, and chickpeas are high in protein and can be made into patties or eaten as is. I also use eggs like a primary protein- make som pasta ith veg, throw a fried egg on top! A portabella cap looks nice when served whole or sliced. Tofu can be tasty is you buy the extra firm stuff, press the added moisture out, and marinate it.

One word of caution with quinoa- soak it for at leas 10 min then rinse it well, or you'll regret it later.

>>4136986
Somewhat cost prohibitive, but it was a back-up plan. I'd love to learn some new skills though.

>>4136989
Quite well, actually.

Buy meat from butchers, lie and say it is free range.

>>4136990
Beans completely slipped my mind. Thank you! Even better, I have a pasta maker here, so maybe some linguine and spinach with chickpeas drizzled in olive oil? Would Sun dried tomatoes be overkill?

>>4136995
Why would I do that?

>>4137065
Maybe he assumed you had a pair of testicles?

>>4137067
What's so bad about only eating free-range meats?

If she will eat free range meats, why do you have to cook vegetarian??? Something is sketchy here.

Don't start overaccomodating menus. Just buy free range meat. This means she doesn't want to do animal cruelty, I suppose.

>>4137084
Its just a troll thread with op trying to mix it up a bit.
Give him a break its pretty damn hard to craft reasonable sounding vegan troll threads. You have to come at it sideways sort of.

>>4137084
>>4137090

Because she primarily eats a vegetarian diet at home and and thus I want my place to be inviting. Her prefrence is to not eat meat, but she will eat free-range on occasion. Accomidation is part of a relationship, as long as the other party also makes accomidations for you. She more than happily cleans up the kitchen and the rest of my apartment, so I don't think that "apeasing" her diet is too much. She's not telling me to change any of my eating habits, I'm trying to learn how to cook more according to hers. Plus, I like learning new things and skills and this is an area where I lack.

Some people don't eat meat guys. It might be hard to rationalize why, but that doesn't mean that it's any less real of a thing.

>>4137103
>doesn't mean that it's any less real of a thing.
But it does mean that they are annoying shitty humans who should be mocked and abused

An easy option is homemade pizza- I eat meat, but sometimes I'll make vegetarian-friendly pizza without even realising it because there are plenty of delicious veggie toppings. Curry is another good one, chickpeas work really well as the main protein source and you can use most vegetables. Risotto- there are lots of very good vegetarian risottos out there, like mixed mushrooms or asparagus and so on (you can get vegetarian parmesan and use vegetable stock if that's an issue). And pasta, your suggestion sounds good and one of my favourite meals is pasta with roasted butternut squash, sage and goat's cheese.

>>4137210
Awesome, so it sounds like I need to stock up on squashes, mushrooms and garbanzo beans. Thanks for the help.

Just lie to her, she's a woman.She won't be able to actually tell if the meat is free range or not.

eggplant lasagna with a mushroom marinara
>tfw ima eat that tonight
>feels goodman

Sometimes these posts are obvious omega males who are changing everything about themselves to suit a female who will probably dump them on their asses for being so spineless.

This isn't one of those times, and the zero compromise attitude /ck/ expresses in these situations makes me giggle a bit.

Anonymous, you are basically the male equivalent of the women you mock and abuse. Imposing your values on your partner, and refusing to meet halfway.

I don't have tits, so refrain from asking me to post them.

>>4137312
eggplant Parmesan is also very good.

>>4136979
>Also, let's keep the trolling to a minimum?

How about no.

How about you start hustling so you can afford free-range, organic, non-GMO food for your significant other?

Huh? How about that? Underachieving, lazy bastard. Your mother should shove you back where you came from!

>>4137318
But you sound like you have a vagina.

I'd just buy the meat and say it was free range. She won't notice.

>>4137338

She's obviously a communist, trying to dismember the animal elite in favor of the proletariat.

Why kill free range animals? They essentially have an awesome life, are cared for, almost free. Why not put out the poor, factory-farmed animals out of their misery instead?

>>4137323
or how about he drops the picky bitch
note "recently aquired"
op you can do better than that

>>4137082
theres nothing wrong with that, just like theres nothing wrong in eating regular meat. unless you consu,e a kilogram of meat everyday the "bad things" the meat might have wont affect you. its just a retarded mindset like that lady with shots give your kids autism hurr durr

>girlfriend
>free range
>mostly vegetarian
>dog in a pink dog snuggie that is one size to[sic] small
>let's keep the trolling to a minimum

inb4 234 posts omitted

>>4137346
Sceak, you are the dumbest shit I know.
>If you think caged animals are in a misery, just buy their meat, they won't be replaced
Pic related, that is what I show to my kids when I explain what a "faggot" is

>>4137389

Fine then, let's all eat free-range veal and see what happens.

>>4137389
Does sceak have a 6 foot long torso? Why are his nipples so low?

Also, Marfan's Syndrome?

>>4137401

No, my armspan is lesser than my height.

>>4137401
He looks mutated. He always reminds me of Little Brother from Riget

Just buy free range meat, it doesn't cost as much more as half the plebs here would have you believe.

But if you have to cook vegetarian, find a good Indian cookbook

>>4137418
>Little Brother from Riget
???

>>4137394
You don't get it, do you?
Both types of animals, whether factory-farmed or free-range, get killed for their meat. The ratio depends on the person who buys the meat. If everyone would buy only free-range meat, there would be no factory-farmed meat.

>>4137443
>7 billion humans eating free range meat.

lel to the muthafucking nth

>>4137448
Let her live in her fantasy puppy and rainbows land in peace.

>>4137448
C'mon, it was a hypothetical, simplified example for economical behavior. I know it is not really good example, but we have to keep the level low for Sceak.

>this meat tastes sad.

Tell her that free range meat is a myth, the legal definition is so broad it's worthless. It's a scam to jack prices up. If she's concerned about the ethics of it, go full veggie. If not, just buy normal meat.

I'll bet she never eats pork because she's forever looking for "free range grass-fed pig"

Hehe.

>>4137464
>>4137465
>Murrica, 2013
>not eating delicious free-range meat without antibiotics and steroids under strict laws and controls
Muh fredum

>>4136979
Ratatouille, lasagne, carbonara, stir frys, pizzas, chili, stews, soups, sallads, fried rice, etc etc. There are SO many things you can do.

>>4136979
Also look towards Asian dishes since many of them are vegetarian or involve tofu.

Eggplants are always hearty and good. Eggplant Parmesan is always a good dish.

>>4137474
I generally find free-range meat worse than the 'bad' meat.
Usually tough, stringy, and has some awful after taste.

I hunt most of my own meat. Pick up a bow or a gun and bring her meet from a slaughtered animal, that's better than free-range. Girls love a man in deer blood

Give her..the dick

I'm a vegetarian and I eat mostly pasta dishes. There's 50 million entrees you can make with just pasta, vegetables, and sauce. Also, you should look into hearty soups. Chili, tomato soup, etc. are all awesome entrees (especially if you serve them in bread bowls).

For lunch I have sandwiches. I come from Scandinavia where there's dozens of "open-face sandwich" varieties. You can do cheese & jam, mayo & cucumber, cheese & tomatoes (melted this becomes like a pizza), avocado slices & mushrooms, etc. Combinations are endless.

Breakfast I usually have cereal or oatmeal. I put jam in my cereal, makes it more exciting than eating cardboard. Oatmeal, you can cut up peaches, apples, etc. to put ontop.

Bump
>Chicken milk

Your problem is that you apparently look at everything that isn't meat as a side.

That's fucking stupid.

Why not just get free range?

>>4136979

Would she hunted meat? Like deer, rabbit, pheasant, partridge, pigeon etc.?
All delicious, and all have lived excellent, full lives before being killed very quickly and relatively humanely.

>>4139128
She would, though I'm not really willing to wake up as ass a.m. to go drive an hour out of the city to shoot something so she can eat meat. As >>4139085 put it, I have a semi-retarded outlook on non-meat/non-protein foods as far as dish preperation goes, and I was looking to fix it. I gave some context because I thought that would go over better than asking for vegetarian receipes. I have google for that, and I reall wanted to learn some of the theory behind it, what kind of things to pair together and build off of eachother etc.

I stear clear of the vegetarian vs. threads here, so unfortunately I wasn't aware that free-range was such a point of contention. I also thought /ck/ was a little more mature than this, but I guess things have changed around here since I stopped lurking.

A risotto is a good dish to start with. Cram it with mushrooms. You can even add some parma ham after serving to get some meat in your own system

>>4136979
...I really hate when people say this more than anything...

>>I'm MOSTLY a vegitarian becuase I eat free range meat!

Guess what if you eat any meat you can't in any capacity even slightly call yourself a vegetarian.

>>4139341
>I'm MOSTLY a vegitarian becuase I eat free range meat!
Nobody said that. Reading comprehension, do you?

Just watch out with tofu consumption... since they like to grow soy here in the us with what must be intentions of making us sterile.

>>4139347
You're not vegetarian at all if you regularly consume meat.
Going a day or two a week does not make one a vegetarian. Going without meat for a week at a time doesn't either.
Going without meat entirely makes you a vegetarian.

honestly just buy her fucking regular meat she wont know the difference. she's just a stupid cunt.

>>4139377
No one is arguing with that. The thing you are claiming that makes you look like an idiot is that anyone in this thread is calling the girlfriend a vegetarian. No one is calling her a vegetarian. Please stop your nonsense.