/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>4196894
looks bretty good to me

If not for the ketchup and mustard that wouldn't be too bad.

>>4196899
Would eat

>>4196909
Is that Chili? If so sure

>>4196913
Would eat

>>4196916
Little hard to see but yeah, would eat

>>4196920
Would eat, i would just pull some cheese off

>>4196921

I would eat that

>>4196922
Sure why not

anything epic meal time.

>really-hope-thats-not-pizza-saucepg

>>4196923
Is that one of those fabled Swedish pizzas?

>>4196896
a-are those sundried tomatoes?

>>4196937
That doesn't look bad at all, like a baked open faced meatball sandwich.

>>4196928
I thought it was "authentic Italian" either way BEURF!

Also let's try get nastier!!

>>4196947
The only thing remotely good looking about that are the meatballs, which happen to be
>floating in grease soup.

I would eat everything in this thread except for the moldy pot and the joke pizzas/hotdogs. Y'all are dumb.

>>4196896
Ah fuck. They forgot to cut it too.

>>4196954
>Y'all
Just because you can put it in your mouth doesn't mean you should, hillbilly.

>all-over-your-fucking-lap.jpg

Most fucking ridiculous display I have ever seen.
>Pic related.

>>4196958
Use a fork and knife, also
>implying I live anywhere buy a major metropolitan area

>>4196960
Reminds me of my friend who only orders Caesars for the garnishes.

>>4196950
That's a light tomato sauce idiot.

>>4196960
THAT IS A FUCKING EPIC BLOODY MARY
11/10 WOULD DRINK

>>4196927
so many things wrong with that
I refuse to look long enough to see them all

>>4196967
>WOULD EAT
It's like an alcohol fondue

All foreign pizza hut options are fucking ridiculous.

>>4196958
not sure what exactly is on the first two but the one on the far right looks delicious.

the one on the left looks good too potentially

middle one idk

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>>4196973
I would fucking devour that pizza

>>4196977
I'm guessing you are the same as
>>4196958
and therefore are some sort of resentiment-filled yurocommie. Your anger sustains me.

>>4196977
>I wouldn't eat it, so anyone that does is a fat stupid inbred fuck!

>>4196984
>>4196983
y u mad, hitting a little close to home?

>>4196990
what?

>>4196990
No, but your closed mindedness to foods that don't fit your pallet is kind of funny, and a little sad.

>>4196997

>>4197002
ah angsty britbottle I see.

>>4197006

Needs more food horror.

>>4197023
if there were no consequences, i would eat that

Saying you'd eat this food is like saying you'd fuck a fat, ugly, STD-free hooker. Just because you'd do it doesn't mean it's anything to fucking brag about. If you're paying money for it, it might as well be worth your time.

>>4197119
I had a grilled charlie a few months ago and it was pretty great.
I'm sure that's good too.

>>4197148
I ordered a pizza when I got out of jail. Shit was delicious.

>>4197148
broccoli looks a little overcooked, onions are chopped bigger than I'd like, and those rolls are a bit sad but otherwise what's wrong with this? looks delicious as fuck, if a bit unhealthy

>>4196958
So let me see if I've got this. It looks like the left one is pork and beans, potato salad, and cheese.

Would definitely eat, actually sounds really good.

It looks like cucumbers, jalapenos, onions, and some kind of salad dressing on the middle one. Curious.

The right one looks like taco meat, pico de gallo, cheese, and jalapenos, and sour cream. Take off the sour cream, and were talking bretty good :DDDDDD

>>4197226
that looks more like catfood.

>>4196951
oh god wat

>>4197226

Silly cat. That's not how you eat a pizza!

>>4196913
now i'm starving for one of those

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>>4197234
>whyboner.jpg

>>4197234
I always wonder if people who make novelty foods like that bother to try to make it taste good

from progunt, looks like he is putting some vomit or something sceak made over his burrito

>>4197303
If I have learned anything from living in a culturally diverse city and traveling, its that foods that look like vomit are often fucking delicious i.e. stroganoff, any indian food, most stews, pic related...

>>4197303
Looks like mushroom sauce
Might be good, looks horrible though

>>4197303
looks like sausage gravy
seems a fitting topping for a breakfast burrito

i've had a similar thing in a restaurant before and it was 10/10 delicious (and artery clogging)

A classic.

>>4196950
Actually I think the tomato sauce just got really watery in the oven.

When I was younger I used to make that mistake. You put a pizza in too low of an oven with a bunch of raw veggies and a high-sided crust, the water that comes out just pools and never evaporates.

This thread has the stranger power to make me hungry and disgusted at the same time.

At the current state of the thread I'd lean towards the disgusted side though.

>>4197301
Denmark representing here. I love herring in every form I've had so far. This style of herring is especially delicious on rye bread.

>>4197023
The fabled 100 x 100. They stopped going above 4 x4 because of that burger. True story.

>>4196976
>>4197185
The middle is supposed to be kimchi. You're right about the other ones though. It's the hot dogs being served at Chase field.

>>4196891

Looks good.

>>4196951
> red white and blue
fuck yeah america

>>4197358
Doesn't look like any kimchi I've ever had. I kind of want to try some kimchi on a hot dog now; I do like sauerkraut on hot dogs.

First three ingredients were ketchup, relish, and mustard, in all their HFCS glory

>>4196950

Brilliant.

>>4196958

:|

>>4197148

Like the filename.

>>4197226
>someone saved my picture
but that shits good

>>4196894
> Looks at burger
> What's so bad about this?
> It's a burger, do you expect it to look pretty?
> The only thing possibly wrong is the deluge of sau-
> JESUS CHRIST HOW HORRIBLE

Actually, I'd try it.

>>4197582
are you the guy who shares his plate with his cat?

>>4197606
I don't think so, but I would if she really wanted some.

Damnnit /ck, now all I want is a burger. I've got dumpling soup on the stove and my brain is screaming for melted not-cheese draped over a grey patty.

>>4197582
haha! i remember that thread. "I'm not beta! you wouldn't say that to my face if you saw me! I sell cars and car accessories!"

But seriously dude, wtf... rice with ketchup?

>>4197619
oops. i meant to quote >>4197606

>>4196960
thats no bloody mary...............

thats a FUCKIN' MARY

>>4197619
is good, also butter and pepper in there
give it a try

>>4196960
Quick, which pub serves that? I'd pay $30 for it.

>>4197624
yeah... no thanks... i didn't like rice with butter so i certainly wont like it with ketchup

I like this one better.

>>4197628
;_;
They should have sent a poet.
How do I order one of these?

>>4197226
>lighter and cat in background
>clearly stoner shut-in
I for one am shocked

>>4197634
>>4197625
Google = friend

http://eater.com/archives/2012/11//15-over-the-top-bloody-marys-acrs-the-us.php

>>4197619
Eh, ketchup is a good thing to eat with rice if there's nothing else. I mean, not like rice has much inherent flavor to be fully ruined by something as strong as ketchup.

>>4197628
11/10 would hangover brunch

>>4196950

LOL @ the obsession with having lines drawn on your meat so you know that it was grilled over a grill.

>>4196977

Please tell me that picture is staged.

And make it sound believable.

>>4197006

because he used an image that contains people from UK, he is therefore from Britain.

Brilliant detective work.

>>4196951
IS THAT TOOTHPASTE?

>>4197043

thanks to the magic of bulemia, you can!

>>4196960
Best hangover cure ever

>>4197676
I dunno, man. I was visiting my sister in law in this shithole town I once lived in, there's a lot of hicks and white trash there. We went to the grocery store for something, and I saw at least 5 or 6 people in there on those things. And as we drove through town I saw a bunch of people riding down the road in them.

I was like
>what the actual fuck?
I'm so glad I got out of there.

>>4197234

those are TERRIBLE cuts of meat. fuck the shock factor wankery, learn2meat.

>>4197323
wtf... are you trying to get your self banned?

idiot, you're the bane of the internet and that's coming from a /b/'tard... fuck.

>>4197538

what is it with this love of fries/chips? They taste like nothing, unless you're using them as a vessel to ingest salt or some other seasoning.

>>4197640
Many thanks, friend.
But now I'm sad that I don't live in the same country as them.

I don't understand. Most of the things in this thread make me hungry. Is huge amounts of fried food supposed to make me gag?

The toothpaste hot dog made me throw up a little, though.

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>>4197707
I was feeling hungry too. Now I've had dinner, and I don't want to look at food any more.

I once grabbed chocolate syrup instead of sriracha and was too lazy to turn back

>>4197717
Glorious.

>>4196891
that looks really fucking good im not gonna lie

but then again i usually mix leftovers into 1 bowl, add cheese dip and siracha and slap it in the nuker before consuming it

Half the shit so far looks edible.

This was posted on /ck/.

I have a shit-ton of aspic.

>>4196893

The fuck is that?

>>4197823
Mould. Lots of mould. Underneath is anyone's guess.

>>4197823
It was a beef stew pot, I believe. Someone posted it a few days ago asking if it would still be edible if he just scraped the mold off.

This might actually just be cat food with pasta.

I think this is meant to be some kind of Cottage pie

Classic 1/2

Classic 2/2

This belongs here.

Now for a blast from the past

>this thread

>>4197858
>>4197862
Oh god, the 50's and 60's. We will never forget that inspired time.

>>4197866
Spam and Aspic as far as the eye can see.

>>4196891
Best use of those cheap ass burittos yet.

The best one. I wish someone would try this and report back.

>>4197717
When I was a kid, my mom bought me a Lunchable snack kit thing for my lunch at school that day.

This particular kind came with a regular pizza with pizza sauce, pepperoni slices, and cheese and you'd assemble it, but there was also a "treatzza" where you got chocolate sauce and m&ms and this was dessert.

Well the one time I got it, both packages had chocolate sauce in it. Even the one that said pizza sauce.

I was so hungry that I still ate it, but I remember almost crying.

>>4197850
This is a food horror topic.

Not a food porn topic.

>>4197858
The...the cookies, milk, and jam aren't in the actual dish, right?

I mean, I know this sounds like a stupid question, but I mean...I can't be sure.

It was a different time.

>>4197884
That is a horror.

>>4197883
>Cold Ham Mousse
...Why?

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>why.jpg

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>>4197890
Because.

>>4197888

(>>4197850) looks delicious, if so horrifically sweet that eating any more than one will give you diabeetus.

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>>4197878
why god

why

>>4197896
Oreos taste like cardboard. Those peanut things taste like sugar. You're then wrapping it in sugary chocolate and sprinkling more sugar on top.
How is that not disgusting?

>>4197898

>>4197899

Because the human tongue is designed to respond positively to sweetness, faggot. Eating one of those in small nibbles with a glass of milk would be wonderful.

p.s. oreos are delicious your opinion is invalid

>>4197900

>>4197901
No, YOU'RE invalid.
Pic related, I bet you'd love it.

>>4197903

>>4197899
>Oreos taste like cardboard.
I disagree with your opinion most strongly.

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>>4197908
did americans eat a lot of meat loaf in the past?

do they still?

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>>4197911
Something do to with spam I'd imagine.

>>4197914

>>4197892
The idea isn't that bad. Meat loaf specific.

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>>4197922
Now for some aspic

>>4197853
>implying that half of the board doesn't consider slathering cheese over something the height of culinary achievement

>>4197862
This was actually pretty good

>>4197867
Not bad, but not that great; 7/10

>>4197877
These burgers were actually really damn good, but actually were better left off a bun and served with sides

>>4197889
This was also better than it looked; it actually tastes pretty good.

>>4197892
I had this served to me once and it was delicious

>>4197895
This was meh, but not bad.

>>4197904
Also fairly decent

>>4197925

>>4197892
The idea isn't that bad. Meat loaf specific.

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>>4197942
aaand a few strays I forgot earlier.

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>>4197948
Aaand done.

>>4197942
I'm... really curious as to what that would taste like. Is it liver? Grape?

>>4197953
Grape. Some kind of Nordic thing.

>>4197875
>>4197875
> The best one. I wish someone would try this and report back.

I never could understand the miracle whip and pears. Most of the horror in the old ads comes from the fact that there is no way to present the particular ingredients especially the shitty colors From magazines back then.

But pears and miracle whip? Just think, a panel of "professionals" put that idea together and somehow thought it was the best candidate to sell the product. What a bunch of fuckin ninnies.

>>4197882
The lime + 7up jello sounds pretty good. A little fizz would make jello edible, especially lime or lemon.

I don't understand how they can describe it as "piquant". That means "heat" as in "hot sauce heat".

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>>4197628

food porn general? Looks delicious.

>>4198006
I gotta agree with you there. Thanks to this thread, I'm going to get drive-through burgers with the people I live with.

>>4196951
I've seen this pic reposted about 4 times now, and I still crack up laughing.

>>4197624
you cooked your rice with too much water/stock

>>4198006
Seconding this. Making me hungry as fuck.

>>4197814
i love boiling burgers. shit delicious

>>4197853
shits delicious

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>>4197341

Wat the fuck is that shit ?! Sounds like corean... Is it really in supermarket ?

>>4197242
Gumball eyes!!

>>4196960
Sprecher is god-tier
>mfw plebs don't know

>>4198047

Is that an Ultimate Surrender video? Which one?

>>4197844
>>4197826
Western bitches don't know about Holodez?

What a shame.

>>4197614
this... bothers me deeply.

>>4197832
lmfao oh god my sides

>>4197842
looks like shepherds pie to me

...it's a food to some

>>4197827
Oh God

>>4197882
sounded delish up until the "seven up salad dressing"

>>4198080
finna throw up

>>4198080
3 guys 1 hammer didn't make me flinch.

But this is so horrible.

>>4196928

Sure looks like it... Swedish pizza is a bit 'special'... as in special ed special. I like it, but as a native I think it's mostly just conditioning.

>>4198037
It doesn't sound like anything, and it looks Chinese. Mouse wine. Probably not in a supermarket in the West.

>>4197582
The only way I like fried rice is with ketchup. Good choice.

>>4196893
Are you in my childhood?

>>4197242
lul

>>4197827
Did they. Did they just leave the plastic on? My mothers side of the family considers that stuff cheese.

>>4197995
My parents used to make this from time to time. Weird flavor, liked it as a young kid. As an adult I am disgusted with my parents.

>>4197875
Miracle whip must have tasted really different back then

>>4196943
I-is that a cheeseburger pizza?

>>4197877
This one seems really interesting. I would definitely try this
>>4197878
This one wants to make jello a savory dish rather than sweet. I would also give it a try
>>4197879
More of a presentation thing than anything else.

>>4197875
That is a variation of "pear salad". My mother and her mother would make it. It is oddly comforting, but I don't make it for my son for obvious reasons. My mother used blue plate mayonnaise, canned pear halves, and a sprinkle of shredded sharp cheddar cheese. I believe she even garnished it with some paprika. It tasted exactly as you would imagine it to.

>>4197814
>>4197824
wat

>>4198331
ARE OUR MOMS THE SAME MOM? IS THAT YOU SIS?

>>4198361
Eat pizza. Disregard fried potato and breadbutter.

>>4198341
I am pretty sure that my sister is too stupid to even remotely know how to 4chan, much less have found her way to /ck/. If it is you, Regan,why are you being such a bitch? Mom really wants to see the kids and I bought your youngest a vintage TMNT for a christmas present that you need to go over to her house and pick up, you better not sell it for fucking monster drinks.

/ck/ related- I give you "enchiladas"- food gore at it's finest.

>>4197925
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING

>>4197301
Are you implying something? Because herring with onions and pickles is fucking delicious, son.

>>4198361
man, i have been sick as shit for two weeks and i would eat the fuck out of that right now. i want some junk food so bad.

>>4197951
Wait, there are TWO DIFFERENT meat babies? I'd like to think that's just unseasoned, pure beef mince too.

>>4198417
What the hell, it's like a harlequin baby.

>>4198382
> Mom really wants to see the kids and I bought your youngest a vintage TMNT for a christmas present that you need to go over to her house and pick up

I'd like to hear more about this. The whole situation actually. I was always the dipshit brother, but I've never really heard any good intel on good bro's having to deal with whacky sisters.

>>4198017
wat makes you think that?

>>4198055
philidelphia cheesteak subs are really good.

>>4196960
The Bloody Masterpiece at Sobelman's, Milwaukee, Wisconsin

>>4197628
The Bloody Best at the Nook, Atlanta, Georgia

http://eater.com/archives/2012/11//15-over-the-top-bloody-marys-acrs-the-us.php

Another from the article... The Burger Strip Bloody Mary at AJ Bombers, Two Locations, Wisconsin

>>4198453
>http://eater.com/archives/2012/110/15-over-the-top-bloody-marys-acss-the-us.php
m-my salivary glands are hurting..

>>4198434
well, my sister has borderline personality disorder. she and her husband are out of work, they actually refuse to look for a job. they moved in with my mom with my sisters two kids and my mom told them that under her roof they could not feed their kids cokes and chips for breakfast and not let the little one drink milk (bc it's too expensive, yet BIL always has a can of Monster in his hand). So my sister and BIL cried "mah freedoms" and moved out right before christmas to a friends house and won't let my mom talk or see the kids. Redneck bullshit.

>>4197818
The part that bothers me most about this is the weirdly brown end of the banana.

>>4197826
This is the kind of thing I was expecting in this thread.

Half of you don't know that food horror is.

>>4197911
The 50s and 60s were all about cheap. Canned food, ground meats, gelatin. Meat loaf was an easy dinner.

>>4198470
It's just the bottom of the banana that usually stays in the skin.

>>4197025
oh god it looks like uncooked chicken

>>4197303
that's fucking stroganoff and it's probably delicious

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>>4198440
muh nigga

>>4197686
/fit/ made a bunch of mario kart edits of it

>>4198180
BUT
YOU
THAT'S NOT

Why haven't they worked out it's not cheese yet? Do they actually eat the stuff?

>>4197301
So basically 'dutch' cooking means 'throwing onions all over it and adding a slice of pickle'

>>4197538
Looks nice, but... what the fuck is that meat on the bottom left?
Is that shaved roast beef?
..the fuck is that red thing??

>>4199216
Meat is "kebab" meat
The red thing is probably cheap chicken or lamb tikka

The whole thing is a scottish thing called a munchie box i think

>>4197676
they should just ban those scooters, if someone is so fat he cant even walk, he shouldnt be in the store buying more food. But i guess they are very profitable customers

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>>4197853
6/10 would eat

>>4198440

American cheese slices.... fucking disgusting. You'd have been better off with authentic Swiss cheese slices or provolone slices.

>>4199279
>Ketchupsteak

Just because you would eat it doesn't mean you have tastes.

>>4199299
I'm so far up myself when it comes to cheese that I won't eat cheddar, but even I will bend when it comes to yellow plastic cheese in a burger. That stuff is horribly delicious.

>>4196899
If that is the spicy mcchicken, I know its made of processed shit, but it is honestly good.

>>4196903
I bet that steak is well done, too

>>4199319
We tease the chef at the bistro where I work by sending orders for half a dozen well done steaks right at the end of service. He's catching on now, but it was worth it to see his eyes pop the first time.

>>4198110
And yet, THAT would be more appetizing.

>>4196927
I had a pizza cake for one of my birthdays as a kid. It was basically a big flat cake, with strawberry jam as the 'pizza sauce', various gummy candies as 'toppings', and white icing as 'cheese'. It was pretty good.

>>4197887
Nah they are meant as sides.

corn tortilla bun burgers fucking suck
and the get even worse wjen you add ketchup n mustard, fml

when your right bout to serve yourselfed mashed potatoes with gravyon it when some whore aunt walks up dumps the gravy in the tatoes and stirs it together

guacamole in a blender
ham and refried bean in french bread sandwhich

littlekid in a tweaker house running around for 30 min munching on a dirty ass microwaved hotdog wiener

>>4197900
christ, if someone brought this at like a potluck or something, it would be ignored and no one would take any. I sure as fuck wouldn't.

>>4198110
Where can I find a collection of those redone ads? I fucking love them.

>>4198467
Lmao at the attempted "presentation"
Oh god.

>>4200333
Is that spring rolls with thousand island sauce?

>>4196893
This stuff is very healthy for you. Next time you find something like this in the fridge, eat it. Try and get it in your mouth and swallowed as quickly as possible for optimum freshness.

>>4196894

I'm pretty hard right now.

>>4196973

>foreign pizza
>fucking ridiculous

Fucking americans with your plain and boring imagination.

>>4196977
lol, is that hannaford?