/ck/ - Food & Cooking

bumping with lipton split pea plaster.

>>4243872

jesus christ, this is worse than a stoned college student's midnight snack idea

>>4243872
Oregano on green beans is actually really good, they've got the very tiniest smidgen of a good idea there.

>>4243886
That reminds me of the Rugrats where that bitch was always making fucking gelatin molds.

>>4243885
I try my best ;)

Want more Jello salad? Of course you do. It's good for you

I have been waiting for this thread my whole life I don't think you understand

GOOD FOR YOU

>>4243896
>strawberry Jell-O
>catsup
>green pepper

>>4243900
How many miles of meat?
18 MILES OF MEAT

>>4243911
NOT ENOUGH MEAT

>housewives were better in the 50s and 60s, they said
>they knew how to cook and clean, they said

>>4243934
Well, there's:
>egg and bacon
>egg sausage and bacon
>egg and spam
>egg bacon and spam
>egg bacon sausage and spam
>spam bacon sausage and spam
>spam egg spam spam bacon and spam
>spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam
>spam spam spam egg and spam
>spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam
>or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam

>>4243849
That looks good. Also MFW saw Weight watchers, that shit can't be healthy.

>>4243900
I like how they don't say what the green stuff is in the middle of the plate is on the card.

>>4243934
>velveeta spamwich
>processed meat
>fake cheese

>>4243944
Men in advertising companies pumped out these random slop ideas. We all know our Grandmas can cook, that's proof enough.

>>4243951
Do you have anything that doesn't have spam in it?

>>4243987
How about a nice healthy salad?

>>4243974
for some reason i just want to smack that kid

>>4243987
Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.

>>4244007
I don't want any spam!

>>4244026
Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?

>>4243993
that shit was advertised as a SALAD DRESSING?

huh, i guess you really DO learn something new every day. i'm going to go vomit now.

>>4244066

uhh miracle whip is still sold as salad dressing and its still disgusting, no matter if "sandwich spread" or salad dressing, shits gross. pic related. its still labeled as salad dressing

This thread makes me wanna puke.
But I like it.
It's original.

>>4243900
>feeling tired
>have a hotdog or some spam
>signed, the fucking AMA
These are the same assholes that are now helping the biggest immoral drug trade on the planet, one that's been slapped with several multibillion dollar lawsuits they plead guilty to and just shrug off.

Good to see they had their wits about them then too.

>>4244078
well, i guess that shows the amount of experience i have with buying/keeping this shit in my pantry. i just don't get it. it's so gross.

Maybe it is a good thing that society pushes women out of the kitchen and into the workforce.

I need more of this.

>>4243944
>Implying my grandma did not keep an immaculate house and cook amazing food.

>>4244140

Why would you do that to leftover turkey?

Won't someone think of the sandwiches?

I can't imagine being raised on this stuff.

>>4244035
what about just eggs and bacon? with a side of spam

also whats wrong with deep fried spam?

Gee whiz why hasn't my mom made me a quivering Spam and Jell-O casserole?

>>4244188
I like banana in my grilled cheese. It's actually really good if you like the sweet/salty combination as well as the melted cheese texture, as long as you don't you Kraft singles or anything like that.

>>4244233
*you don't use

>>4244188

Reminds me of the time my mom made "7-can casserole". A relic from when anything that came in a can was a triumph of humanity and needed to be combined with other like items. Fucking disgusting. One of the worst things my mom made. She's a decent cook, but she has a soft spot for crap from her childhood.

Like the Jell-O salad her mom always made. FUCK.

Not to rag on the old lady, because I love my grandma, but:

-peanut butter, Miracle Whip ("it's not mayonnaise it's salad dressing!" and banana sandwiches

-Soup: can of corn, can of peas, can of tomatoes, can of potatoes, can of carrots, browned ground turkey.
"You're the only one who doesn't like my soup Anon, I just don't understand it"

Worse yet, I moved out a few years ago and learned how food was supposed to taste and look. Then I had to come back home.

I mostly fend for myself these days

pretty much every cheesecake recipe doesn't mention baking in waterbath

>>4244312
>middle school
>come home for dinner
>entire dinner from cans or boxes
i guess when you eat something long enough, it becomes good. i mostly cook for myself too, now.

>>4244089
>its original
I've seen threads like this at least twice before
same content

Honestly I was raised partially on spam being that my grandpa was stationed in hawaii and they liked it a lot over there.
I would honestly kill for some right now, bacon is usually too wimpy for my meat-ual desires and sausage is too greasy.

>>4244089
>It's original.
Is this your first night on /ck/?
this is the same shit that gets reposted all the time

>>4244007
>"tid bits"

I can contribute to this

I got some new ones. Thanks folks.

Putting Cheez Whiz on a burger is pretty much the same as putting a kraft single on it.

>>4244424
That looks like it could be pretty good with some mixed vegetables and a little bit more piped mashed potatoes. Like a prettier version of shepherd's pie.

>>4244449
They're both disgusting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kO3Ko2M9LU

Welcome to 70's Britain.

http://denbrunamaten.se/

A blog where a family cook recipes from the 60s and 70s, and review them. It's in Swedish, but the pictures speak for themselves honestly.

>>4244455

>>4243904
looks like an evil eye.

>>4243842
>>4243849
There is no god.

>>4244101
Amen to that. It's scary how brainwashed people can get.

"Eating highly processed meat is good for me because the people who create it a directly profit from it told me so!"

>>4243838
You have a problem with cheese on a burger? Good Lord.

>>4243924
Lima beans suck.

>>4243934
Eating that much Spam is a recipe for heart disease.

>>4243951
What's the point of cooking it on wood?

>>4243993
Wait...pears and Miracle Whip?

>>4244007
That's from the WWII era, when food was rationed. No surprise people had to eat ox tongue.

>>4244513
This sounds like it would be good.

>>4244233
I love pretentious gaywad PB&J sandwiches: pear, brie and jambon.
It's the same reason: sweet (pear) and salty (brie and jambon).
Speaking of pretentious gaywad food, what about LGBTQ? Lettuce, guacamole, bacon, tomato and queso blanco, another favourite sandwich of mine.

I don't have any food gore for this thread, I'm afraid, so I'll have to sage politely.

>>4243993

I adore these picture from the 50s/60s depicting stereotypical housewives

is there a name for the art style that they are all drawn in? I don't know anything about art and I have trouble putting it into words but I guess they all have similar color palettes/faces are drawn pretty similarly?

my plan is to get some printed as posters, possibly framed but would like to look over more art similar to this also

>>4246184
I don't know what the actual style is called, but it makes me think of Norman Rockwell. So, Rockwellesque?

>>4246209

thanks a bunch, just googling norman rockwell has brought up lots of amazing stuff already as well as a few different names in connection with him to look through too

>>4244188
This actually isn't that bad.

This thread has not only made me unhungry, but it has terrified me beyond the capacity for rational thought.

>>4246718
I would eat this. It really doesnt sound that awful, its just a shitty version of a corndog.

>>4243842
I just want to know, who the fuck approved this?

>every family loves vomit in a bag

>>4246746

>implying this isn't delicious.

does this count?

>>4244118
what is this I don't even.

>>4246734
This is real?

orange carrot salad is not bad actually

>>4246725
>"It's Different!"
Shittiest tag line ever.

>meal time "situations"
That means a beating, right?

>>4244402
i dont see whats wrong with that, from the recipe it sounds good.

>>4246734
fake

>>4243896
>spelling "ketchup" as "castup"

>>4246833

you think that's fake, wait 'til you see the ads promoting fetal alcohol syndrome.

>>4246943
That other one /is/ fake, though. There is not now, nor has there ever been, a 1515 W. Hart in Chicago. Furthermore, there has never been a tax ID number for any organisation called The Soda Pop Board of America or anything even remotely similar.

>>4246956
you must be a blast at parties

>>4246961
>calls out your dumb image
>QUICK, insult him!

You must be a little bitch.

hey guys

>>4246943
They're just stupid ads ya know, nobody's forcing you to buy the faggot products, unless somehow you feel forced into buying stuff from advertising then that would make you a fucking moron.

>>4246961
you must be a CSPI propagandist hack

oh my god

Is there an easy way to save every image in this threaD?

dumping some jello salad nightmares

god fucking dammit ... i've seen the most reprehensible stuff that /b/ can throw at me ... but the pics in this thread are by far the worst of the worst i've seen at 4chan

jimmies = FULL ON RUSTLED

I'm so glad we've mostly weeded out the Depression-era hobo cooking from the national cuisine.
For church socials, my mother would make jello molds with celery antlers.

>>4248758
I'm so glad I missed the age of celery

>jello with veggies

>>4248758
I'm sad that that era made people despise savory gelatin so much. Granted, it's horrible as an entire meal or main element, but using with other things it can be really nice. Same with pates, terrines, offal meats, and basically anything charcuterie that isn't sausage, bacon, or cold cuts. Stuff got such a bad rap because so many horrible cooks tried their hands at things that take a bit of skill, and companies encouraged it.

>>4246928
Ketchup in the Dominican Republic is labeled as Catsup. All the brands have it labeled like that.

>>4243849
>Weight Watchers recipe card

>>4243900
>hotdogs
>a great source of protein

LOL, there's barely any in there.

>>4248895
Then what is smart guy? It looks like processed meat and kind of tastes like meat so it should have some protein.

>>4248898
>some protein

That doesn't make it a great source, it's something like 5 grams per serving. Everything else is fat. Look at the nutrition facts.

I love it when you make me crack out my vintage cook books and magazines, /ck/ <3

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>>4248941
>>4248945
>alien egg
>creamed tumor balls

someone's clearly been to the Gallery of Regrettable Food

>>4248950

>>4248966

>>4248955

>>4248954

Problem?

>>4248970

>>4248974

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>>4248988
I wish I could photoshop things so I could put "children relish" instead

>>4248994

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>>4249013

GOD HOBO FUCKING DAMMIT STOP POSTING THESE VILE FUCKING IMAGES ON /CK/ GO TO /B/ AND DO THIS SHIT

>>4249047

I could say the same to you and your image of jabba.

After seeing this thread I can safely say: Whoever invented jello needs to die a thousand deaths.

>>4248713
I imagine they did this because people got sick of fucking lime jello-encased canned vegetables. I'm honestly having a hard time believing that some of this stuff was true.

>>4243993
that's actually really good, my grandma made them with sharp cheddar.

>>4249067
Jabba the slut.

>>4248970
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>>4248988
I can't be the only ones getting hungry from these.

>>4249198

Those relishes sounded pretty good, actually.

Has anyone tried to make these retro foods? Can't be that bad

>>4248989
A molassas milkshake actually sounds pretty good.

>>4243886
>mfw my nana made avocado jelly one xmas

>>4249263
please tell me that is a photoshop

>>4249276

>>4249283
omg PLEASE tell me THAT is a photoshop!

>>4248982
this actually looks kinda cute for valentines day. except id do it with pomegranate only as a cutsey dessert

Some of these are amazing.

>>4249376
I think it looks pretty cute too.

>>4246753
http://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=sxVvKb0fGAY
Nine hours and counting.

Polite sage because I have no images to contribute. Love this thread though.

I've actually commented on these threads before. I am so immune to them. My grandmother has been making stuff like this forever. I am actually really fond of aspics and the like. I wish they still made veggie flavored Jell-O, I would totally like to try it.

The weird thing about my grandmother's cooking is that half of it is good, if not high-class or gourmet, food that is not from a can or box. Stuff like vegetable soup made from fresh chopped veggies and ox tails or Polish-style cabbage rolls or an extremely good pork tenderloin roast. The other half is stuff like is seen in these ads. It's like she learned how to cook and came into a little money but that didn't change her opinion on stuff like this. I'm thankful for it, though, because I've discovered all kinds of wonderful organ meats, aspics, and cheap meals.

>>4244188
The family I used to stay with would make "medley" weekly. It was white noodles, topped with corn, topped with ground beef, topped with carrots, topped with velveeta. All thrown in a casserole dish and baked in the oven. It was so fucking disgusting.

>>4246184
"atomic age" is a good catch-all. also just "atomic" if you limit it to design/living/related home subjects.

>>4252224
Make your own. It's not hard. Especially if you grab some agar-agar (it's like gelatin but sets at room temperature and can withstand fairly high heats without melting). Boil some vegetables, puree, cook down over a low heat and run the remaining liquid through a strainer. Add the agar and blam, you've got fruit jell-o.

I've made honeyed-ginger and cilantro-lemon garnishes that way, but no reason you couldn't just do plain vegetable jell-o if you've got a hankering.

>>4249215
http://www.midcenturymenu.com/category/hello-jello/