/ck/ - Food & Cooking

So what? I've seen people eat way more retarded things than that.

>>4258943
Then let's see it.

btw, the reply to it was

>Do i spy with my lil eye mac n cheese as well!?

Does that guy think "mac n cheese" is a type of noodle only?

>Lunch: homemade egg salad sandwiches (made on homemade bread with homemade mayonnaise with local eggs), with a homemade pickle.

I wish I were closer friends with this person.

>>4258949
Oh yeah, we could take it the other way too. Look at you with your positive attitude.

I don't have a picture, but one of my friends last night posted "Most disappointing Applebee's ever." What the fuck.

>>4258949
Is that...
>fucking banana bread?

>>4258936
I don't see any parmesan there OP try again

>>4258936
>dat portion
>dat carb ratio
>dat oily cheese product

>>4258958
no

I'm quite annoyed, the one person I thought would post food all the time does, but they genuinely look pretty appetising. Presentation-wise at least, none of what they make looks like it requires any particular skill.

Packaged salmon on rye cracker bread, avocado filled with some kind of low fat creme cheese and pepper.
They're a massive health freak.

>>4258949
That looks like a really shitty pickle.

>>4258949
i've got your homemade pickle right here

That doesn't look like parmesan at all or maybe it's just the massive orange tint.

>>4259106
That's why I posted it. It's pretty clearly fucking Kraft mild cheddar. When I asked her why she didn't use parmesan on her chicken parmesan, she said she didn't have any so she made a substitution. I told her last week I made fettuccine alfredo with spaghetti noodles. I don't think she got it. I hate everyone.

>>4259112
>You should have called it chicken mild cheddar
>Nobody would've known what that was! Lol.

I know a girl who has uploaded hundreds of pictures of coleslaw to facebook. When I asked why, she said it was a hobby.

The weirdest thing is that she doesn't even like coleslaw. She orders it at restaurants, photographs it and then doesn't eat it.

>>4259125
That's called trying to be unique and interesting, but doing it the wrong way, though all the betas who want to fuck her will eat that shit up.

>>4259129
It sounds that way, but she's not like that at all. She's just genuinely eccentric. She's a 30-something low-class single mom.

>>4258949
It sure would be great to be friends with someone who flaunts their cooking skills and use of local ingredients.

>>4259138
Nope, I went to college with her. She's just a typical white trash chick with a kid. Completely unremarkable other than this weird coleslaw thing.

>>4259135
After learning about this /girl/ who is /30-something/ who posts coleslaw on facebook I can confirm she has assburgers.

>>4259129
I know a guy who doesn't have a cell phone on purpose. Not because of financial reasons, but because he's "against them". However he's constantly carrying around his laptop and Facebook messaging people. He's a fucking idiot and stupid girls eat that shit it.

>>4259135
So she's seeking attention. Also crazy.

Scallops, Shrimp, Asparagus and Tomatoes in Angel Hair pasta with a Spicy and Creamy White Wine Butter sauce

>>4259147
I'd eat it.

Summer Vegetable Orzo Salad with Italian-Style Breaded Chicken Breasts garnished with Parmesan Cheese and Cilantro

- Turkey Taco Salad with Balsamic Grilled Chicken, Wild Rice, Black Beans, Cheddar Cheese, Taco Shell pieces and Salsa in the middle

>>4259147


d....dd....DAT plate. how dare you bring a dirty plate up to the pass. If I said it once, I've said it a million times, wipe the fukin' rim before service.

>>4259143
I remember going one month without a cellphone and land line. The only way to reach me was email [no home pc- used campus] or through close friends, which I can imagine grew bothersome. I remember those days so well. I would jerk off using my imagination, listen to the radio for music and sports, be excited about reading the newspaper, and I got so much shit done with school that I had essentially completed two courses worth of assignments and only needed to study for the midterm and final. I also picked up a few books at the library and really spent time reading them at night. In a few days I could understand basic French. Shit got done. When I got my cell phone I was constantly bombard with text messages and made plans every other day and did meaningless shit. Then I got a laptop and internet and pretty much everything went down hill from that point on.

>>4259147
>>4259149
>>4259156
i thought we were supposed to be making fun of people this is not how you do it

Oh god I'm one of these people.

http://pinterest.com/drusnick/food-cooked-with-local-ingredients/

I post these all to my facebook

>>4259158
That's what the fuck I'm talking about.

Let's get more plebs in here pls.

>>4259162

sorry, i'll stop posting pics of weird facebook food if you want to get back to the stupid derail

>>4259170
>http://media-cache-ec3.pinterest.com/originals/83/f5/ed/83f5eda23989b560a5683759c0756cc8.jpg

This one looks pretty good to be honest.

>>4259162
>>4259171
Why should we have to cater to your insecurities about cooking.

>>4259194
You don't. You don't have to do anything. This is 4chan.

The only one I could find. No one else seems to post their cooking on fb. Seems like all the super terrible ones come from college kids.

>>4258949
this looks great

dont understand people

if sometimes tastes like shit ill go on a run of making it every day until it isnt shit

dont people have standards

dont they?

well?

>>4260885
>dont people have standards

Yes, for instance where is your punctuation?

Shrimp Diavolo

>>4260847
that's got to be ragu

>>4260922

caption said home-made. I think it's got to be bottled, to be honest.

>>4260929
No alfredo sauce I've ever made or seen made has had that weird dark cum color that ragu has.

>>4260930

>She made cum sauce

>>4260933
But did she eat it? Whose cum?

i'm trying to find something recent but all i see is asians posting delicious looking things from restaurants.

so here's an oldie but a goodie

some delicious looking beef stroganoff

>>4260997
what the fuck is going on

tell me this isnt vomit

>>4260997
that cheese sauce looks so disgusting

>>4260999
I think it looks pretty good. It's soup, you can only do so much for presentation.

>>4260997
Is that cheez wiz smeared on top of broccoli?

>>4261006
Would definitely eat.

>>4261008

i think ill take it back, youre right.the poor lighting did nothing for it

>>4261010
that one was mine

>mfw I wiped the rim off because of /ck/

>>4259083
They don't know the secret, you have to put in grape leaves to prevent them from getting mushy.

I would fucking love to eat all the food in this thread, you are all just insane food nazis.

>>4261018
so would most of them, if they weren't insecure preeners.

Man half of these look really tasty. Someone people just don't have fancy cameras and lighting.

>>4261068
all you have to do is turn off your flash and turn on your overhead lighting

I really fucking hate what Instagram has done to photography.

>>4258936
>Let's make fun of people on the internet.

But, why?

>>4263269
what do you think the internet is for?

>>4261068
>that plate

why

>>4265238
porn. well food porn

>>4259158
this guy. this guy right here is the pleb role model.

>>4261068
this reminds me of marie calendar frozen chicken pot pie filling

I'm friends with someone who posts pictures of [ her vegan meals but they actually look delicious/are delicious