/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Morning Constitution

>>4291571

too late. some other guy just started a few minutes ago.

how many GD shitty coffee trucks does northern ontario canada need?

i know it was my wife have this on 4 pages not getting many bites as of yet. we came to 4 chan for help in creative process hoping one takes off.

>>4291582
over 9000 its fucking cold and niggers like donuts or as we say in canada doughnuts

Warm, wet, and full of holes.

no one gives a fuck about food truck names

call it "(insert name here)'s coffee and donuts"

>>4291584

Set the bar low and name it "Better than Timmy's."

>>4291598
sad but kinda true

>>4291615
>>>/adv/11819105

>>4291571


hey new friend, I heard the bros over at >>>/b/ are really into this kind of thing and give the best advice on 4chin.

>>4291624
already there but this one is proving much more fruitful i went there first cuz i figured i'd get more posts and it woud at least be funny but i got like 2 posts.

>>4291618
this is true

>>4291630

did they at least question your sexuality?

>>4291644
yes

Moose fuckers cafe. Also, make your truck look like an igloo.

I think it's nice, but you're really going to have to get some decent beans and some decent donuts out there.

Tim Hortons' is getting old, it's getting cold, and I really think the rock people could use a real quality brew, and real, soft, tasty donuts and whatever else you may offer.

With these words I encourage you in your endeavours. Godspeed.

>>4291571
"Godspeed Coffee"

people like to moisten their donuts by dunking them into their coffee. maybe a name along those lines

>>4291571
grinds n' rings
brew & chew
lavajava island
dippin' donuts
tastes like coffee, donut?
donut skip coffee
OP's fagtabulous Ringz n' Brownwater

>>4293232
hot brown moist hole

>>4293251
thats a paddling

dishwater and sugar rings

>>4291571
The Jam Rag.