/ck/ - Food & Cooking

OP here, I am so fucking full lol

fat cunt

>Moral of the story: just ate a 6 patty big mac!!!!
That's not a moral

>hey guys i stole 50cents worth of meat from mcdonalds LMAO!!! look how cool i am!!

>>4339760
Moral: stealers prosper

>>4339777
That's what I'm talking about

Moral: Being a nigger at a fast food joint allows you to pay for food with your dignity.

>>4339781
>Being a nigger
lol nope

I come from old money friend-o

>>4339718
I remember a time when I thought stuff like this was great. But I earn a salary now and have moved on.

But good on you for thinking on your feet OP. Don't do it too often or they'll catch on.

>mfw some extremely articulate but still totally niggerish nigger always throws a fit about the (imagined) difference between an 'order' and a 'side basket' of fries at my little casino fast food stand.

As if the cooks just don't just do whatever either way.

I'm not sure if he's trying to get free food out of us or what. I very kindly explain to him that he's an autismal retard every time and we're not going to fall for his shit, but he keeps trying.

>>4339784
>implying your status means you didn't act like a nigger

>>4339809
Well, I'm drinking on a Sunday afternoon and will be inheriting millions so describe your jelly lol

>>4339812
>Millionaire's kid
>Eating McDonalds
Why the hell would you do that? I'm calling bullshit.

that is pretty epic

>>4339812
Sure, sure, and I'm building my secret lair on an undisclosed island in the Pacific with the billions of dollars I've made from stealing government contracts and secrets.

>>4339815
Because I was half in the bag and didn't want to drive that far? What, you think people with money don't eat shit food sometimes? lol

You fat bitch.
Shame on you!

>>4339833
I don't know why you would, and I don't get why you would bother scamming McDonalds when you could have just as easily bought a second big mac.

>>4339843
>I don't get why you would bother scamming McDonalds when you could have just as easily bought a second big mac.
Because I felt like messing with them.

Jesus fuck OP... why are you so poor

>>4339854
You just sound like a jerk.

>>4339854
Thats not even an inch of messing with Mcdonalds, all they did was ask Johnny to throw some precooked patties onto another slice of bread. If you think they were losing money you're just fucking stupid.

ITT: why we can't have nice things

>>4339864
Well, you know how bullies are. They're cowards who just want to feel like they've "one-upped" someone.

>>4339854

SO EPIC /b/ROTHER YOU TRULY DO NOT FORGIVE OR FORGET THEY EXPECTED YOU LEL

>>>/b/
>>>/pol/
>>>/v/

>drunk driving
>eating mcdonald's
>jewing a couple of shitty pieces of meat product

9/10 for replies good job OP

>>4339878
I can't even imagine this guy being a bully, just an annoying assfuck noone really wants to be around. You know the guy who retells the same joke all the time, its not even his joke its some stupid ass family guy reference.

>>4339883
driving when buzzed =/= drunk driving

grow up M.A.D.D. kiddie

>drink driving

>>4339892
If you are just buzzed, then go to a better place then McDonalds. As you have stated, you have the money to. Otherwise, stay home, because you're drunk

Also, seriously, its like noon. Why are you drinking? And from how it sounds, you're drinking alone. Pathetic.

>>4339892
it's not like I give a fuck but you can be found guilty of DUI for a .05 BAC

the more you know

>>4339892
Legally, yes. Driving with any alcohol in your system if the cop thinks that you are incapable of driving is OWI/DUI.

You sound like a fucking brat. Someone who has their life made out for them, and then uses it as an excuse to just be a shitstain.

>>4339915
>>4339900
That's why I only drove a less than a mile.

Believe it or not, some people are pretty experienced driving with a bit of alcohol in their system and it isn't as big of a deal as you are led to believe.

Yeah it isn't legal but who gives a shit? Just drive properly and don't get stopped in the first place.

>>4339925
Have fun keeping that attitude five or ten years down the road. It's not like the old days where they would just take your keys and drive you home (unless you live in podunk ruralville).


Having an OWI on your record when it was easily avoidable sure is fun!

If you can't taste the spit it's like it not even there, right?

>amerifat

Also: this explains why your country is in debt.

>>4339925

>claims to have lots of money
>drinking alone, during the day
>lives near a mcdonalds
>driving less than a mile

And OP has given all the information necessary to deduce he's a fat, lonely, drunkard who's rent is being paid by his parents.

>>4339938
>yuropoor

Also: this explains why Muslims etc.


Wow! It's like we're really on /pol/! Let me turn off my brain and act offended at retarded trolling!

>>4339925
like I said, I don't give a shit if you're buzzed driving. just know that they will fuck your shit up if they find any little thing to pull you over for.

also

>driving less than a mile

sad

>>4339942
U jelly?

>>4339938
From people stealing big macs?
Fucking OP raising my burger taxes

>>4339942
>I don't have much money myself, but my stipend is pretty comfortable
>I'm getting drunk with the dog, deal with it
>I live in a condo close to downtown, of course there is a McDonald's nearby

>>4339925
>Believe it or not, some people are pretty experienced driving with a bit of alcohol in their system and it isn't as big of a deal as you are led to believe.

So in other words, you drive drunk often. You really are a nigger. Here, have your honorary membership card!

OP is an immature brat.

>>4339925
say that to all the dead people who get ran over by "buzzed" drivers. Its people like you who should be hanged. Not even joking.

>>4339962
Just shut up crybaby, go false rage somewhere else.

>get rammed by an ancient blue hair grandma who has no business being on the road, who then has a heart attack
>be completely at fault for manslaughter+other legal rape-me-in-the-ass ramifications because I was retarded and had a few beers before getting McDonald's


Have fun in life OP.

>>4339952
But you said you came from a rich family and that were inheriting millions you fucking lying faggot face liar. It sounds like you have no money and live in a shitty area. This is why you had no friends growing up and why you drink alone during the day. Better yourself as a person you unlikeable sack of shit.

>>4339815
This guy just signed a 20mil/year contract, on his way home, he went to mcdonalds

>>4339977
op pls just stop

>>4339974
Just because my family has lots of money doesn't mean I do (yet). I get a decent stipend and basically don't have to worry at all, but the payday will come when my father kicks the bucket.

I have a very nice condo, a sweet 2012 Jetta Turbo Hybrid, and a $1600 dog. Call me when you are at my level.

>>4339985
As long as I'm not treated like the plague everywhere I go and not gangfucked on imageboards I'll be fine.

Where are your timestamps and pictures you homo

>>4339984
Not OP, just think its funny how poor people think that people with money just eat at 5-star restaurants all the time

>>4339985
>a sweet 2012 Jetta Turbo Hybrid
Ahahahahahahahahaha

>>4339985
I live on a lake, I drive a 2013 Subaru Forester (Alright, not quite as cool, but more practical) and I have a $2000 cat.

And you know what? Unlike you I'm not a douche to people just because I can. Because I'm not a piece of shit.

>I drank a bunch of beer this afteroon and was in a bit of a mood for fucking with people.

He never went to McDonalds /ck/. YOU ARE BEING TROLLED

>>4339952

You're either in college or unemployed. Or both. You felt like messing with them because you're bored, not because you're clever. Boredom, indicates you have nothing to do. So no job or no school. You're spending your money on fastfood and booze so that tells me you have money but no idea how to spend it. So it's not your money you're spending. Thus no job. The general lackadaisy attitude towards drinking and driving and immature trolling of people with jobs says young. Not young enough to live at home but not old enough to have real responsibility. College student.

Drinking alone means you have no one to drink with. You might say it's because it's a sunday afternoon but I've been to college and sunday afternoons are no excuse to not drink. So nobody wants to drink with you. Probably your shitty attitude, and since you brag about money, they think you're a snob.

College kid, no job, eating fastfood, drinking, and not bothering to walk less than a mile points to fat. College kids gain weight from poor eating habits. Drinking also causes weight gain, unless you don't eat. But you do eat, too much. 6 patties of beef is a bit much. Let's face it, you messed with them because you were bored and gluttonous. You probably thought about ordering two big macs in fact.

College kids don't mind walking, because that's what you do to get around. Or bike. But you refuse to. You drove so that says you have a car, probably a nice gift from your daddy. Another reason why people don't like you. Once again, it's not your money because you don't mind spending the gas when you could easily walk or take a bus. Condo, as you said, you should have access to a bus.

Finally, fastfood. So you're too lazy to cook but your tastes are too shit to go eat at a real restaurant even though you could probably afford it. Which makes me wonder why you're on /ck/ at all if you neither cook nor bother to eat a decent meal.

>>4339992
>Where are your timestamps and pictures you homo
lol no I don't play that game I actually have an IRL reputation to protect

>implying people hate you for having money

No, it's because you're an immature drunk driving brat who likes to project superiority over others. Get your shit together. You brag about having material possessions, but not things that actually have value that provide emotional fulfillment.


Just stop drunk driving, get a good job, find a good relationship, and stop projecting your insecurities and superiority complex.

But seriously, stop drunk driving. It's not worth it. You will eventually get caught, and it will probably be for something stupid like going to Mickey Ds or something.

>>4340002
Then you're confirmed for a poor broke junior in highschool.
Noone asked you to put your face or any personal info in the photo you dumb fuck.

>>4340001
>Drinking alone means you have no one to drink with.
I'm not sure where you get this from.

Sorry bro, I finished my B.Bus in January at a top 5 college and am just having a good time until I start working at a family friend's marketing firm in May.

I go to the gym 5 days a week and party pretty hard. I drive because I have a kickass car and I can drive if I want to even if you greenfags get upset.

My success is basically laid out have fun thinking I am a neckbeard lose if you need to.

>>4340001
Don't forget that he needs the validation of random strangers on the internet. This points to his having a small penis, and few friends.

>>4340001

damn bro speak up i can barely hear you from allthe way up there.. ya your life must be just amazing to sit here analyzing people on 4 chan on your weekends huh? kill yourself please. not op btw

>>4340001
>College kids don't mind walking, because that's what you do to get around.
Not OP, but I drive most of the time because I own a vehicle and can't spend hours of my time walking to and from destinations.

>>4340001
god who is the loser here?

>>4340018
OP. Duh.

>>4340012
>>4340013

Don't try to troll me. Don't ever think you're capable of that.

>>4340017
>not reading the thread to understand why op doesn't have to spend hours walking around to get where he needs to go.

>>4340025

im not op and i wasnt trolling you. i was pointing out the fact you came off as a bigger loser then the OP with that long winded "analysis". your a fuckin geek bruh keep banging

>>4340025
>Don't try to troll me. Don't ever think you're capable of that.
Someone is taking this thread way too personal!

>>4340045

Probably OP since this thread went from everyone bashing him to suddenly 2 guys defending his honor. OP, you and your gay friend stop bumping this thread. Let it die.

>>4340067

faggot no1 is defending op. we are calling you a BIGGER FAGGOT then the OP IS. THAT WOULD BE IMPYING YOUR BOTH FAGGOTS , WITH YOU BEING SLIGHTLY ABOVE OP IN THE FAGGOT SCORE. KILL URSELF BITCH

>>4340101

I'm surprised you found time to reply in between your second 6-patty amerilard burger, OP.

>>4340104

not op, ask a mod to check ips you insecure little bitch

>>4340104
>being this upset
OP here, wish you were here so I could put some of that sour grapes jelly on my toast.

>>4340354

>p-please respond

ITT: Sad little beta nerdlingers who get a hardon from following orders

OP: Not super cool or anything, but at least he's trying to fuck with The Man.

>>4340386
>fast food employees
>the man

>>4340386
Thanks bro, you know where I'm coming from.

People who eat at McDonalds are DISGUSTING! You're probably American aren't you? I hate you I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!!!!!!

>>4340386
ITT: OP who thinks its fun to fuck with people, takes it as fucking with "the man", even though he really just mildly inconvenienced a couple McDonalds employees.

>>4340429
You forgot to sage.

>>4340012
>I finished my B.Bus in January
>my B.Bus
>B.Bus

OP confirmed for bilking extra patties because his payday from getting sodomized on the Bang Bus has already run dry

>>4340012

>Bachelors of Business

STEM major here. Just stopped buy to laugh at your unwarranted self importance.

>>4340424
You're a girl aren't you? Women use more exclamation points in sentences.

>>4340516
>STEM major here. Just stopped buy
>Just stopped buy
>stopped buy
>buy

>purchase

STEM majors... Unwarranted self importance...

Best shit post of the day.

>>4340516

Only a low tier CS student would say "STEM" instead of being more specific.

Brotip: you won't get a job in game design because you're an awkward neckbeard.

>>4340525
hahahaha that guy is such a wanker

>ProTip: Don't gloat about your undergraduate major, it is very immature and laughable.

>>4339781
>paid for food with your dignity

OP has literally stayed in this thread for the past 4 hours. He's so drunk and lonely.

>>4339938
>being so obsessed with America that you have to post about it in a Big Mac thread

It's so weird.

>>4340001
I really enjoyed the post, I think I enjoyed it more so that everyone didn't understand the Sherlock reference its written in.

Well done.

I did this at taco bell but they figured it out because I had a pile of refried beans in my lap

>>4340864
I did this at Olive Garden, but they figured out because I had spaghetti falling out of my pockets.

>>4340974
>Spaghetti
>pockets
Pic related

>>4340720
>>4340001
HAHAHAHA
That's great.
We've got Boogerpick Cucumberpatch up in here!

>order cheap ass mcdouble and a coke.
>get bag with double quarter pounder and mcnugget meal
>drive off


my heart was pounding. in that moment i felt what it truly meant to be alive.

>>4341887
hardcore.

>>4341887
lol'd