/ck/ - Food & Cooking

It's been sorta this way with alcohol for me, it seems the more I drink the harder it gets.

Before I used to love sipping whiskey, and now I can barely put a shot in my mouth without wanting to vomit

Popcorn. I was 12 and I ate a whole bag of microwave popcorn on a day that coincided with getting a wicked case of the flu.

Threw up all over the couch what was still visibly popcorn.

I got over it, but it took five years.

Last time I had my great grandmothers homemade spaghetti I didn't realism I was starting to get the flu. Later that night I woke up projectile vomiting. Spaghetti sauce burns so bad on the way back up. It took a year and a half before I could even eat anything with with tomato sauce.

Coconut malibu, never again.
I puked a wide variety of spirit but if this one manage to make its way into your mouth be sure it will never find its way back.

anything with Dairy or Wheat in it
..so about 80% of all food out there I can no longer eat
Get on my lvl casuals, crohn's disease up in my intestines


I miss food :(

>>4747236
>tfw im on your level
I dont throw anything up though, it just comes out water on the other side.

Food misses you too, bro

>>4747207

Fucking pizza and tomatoes in general.

Ate too much pizza when I was a kid, one night, and also got the flu. So much puke. Wasn't able to eat pizza or most tomato-based products until I was around 15. Now I love them.

Weird how that works.

>>4747207

Cream of wheat.

When I had my wisdom teeth out, I ate this stuff for the first time and loved it. Ate it almost exclusively besides mashed taters and pudding.

Got sick of the hydrocodone one morning and vomited out of nowhere. Now even the thought of cream of wheat makes me nauseous. It took me a long time to get my stomach back for mashed potatoes but cream of wheat... never again.

Oranges.
Eggs but I have most reconciled with them, can still taste this soapiness in them still so I will never enjoy them as I once did.
Lunchables hot dogs.

Pizza ;_;

I was drunk as shit, like on the verge of blacking out at a party and ate a whole medium pepperoni pizza. A few shots later I was in the shitter puking my guts out for an hour.

I still miss the taste of pizza, but whenever I think about it all I can taste is vodka and half digested pizza dough.

>>4747242
funnily enough while I cant eat the real stuff there are lots of work arounds I have discovered, So while I cant eat a sandwich or a pizza or fried food I can lookup a glutten free recipe and substitute most dairy out with soy milk or almond milk and "I cant believe its not butter" and make a knockoff version, sometimes they taste very simliar to the original, however they are never as filling.

Also restaurants look at me like a freak of nature, I get their gluten free menu and then tell them I cant eat dairy 9 times out of 10 the waiter just leaves and grabs a chef and tells me to talk to him.

dirty rice. Can't even smell it. also, all tequila

When I was a little kid we had a frozen pizza, later I vomited due to the flu. Vomit was a nasty dark red color. Couldn't eat frozen pizzas for 4-5 years after that.

Uncooked tomato and cheese sandwich. It used to be my favorite food. Not a day goes by where i don't think about it.

Had Taco Bell for lunch once, and pretty much simultaneously had a horribly painful abscess suddenly flare up across three of my teeth, all of which had to be removed the next day in a nightmarish surgical extraction procedure that I only barely lived through.

So despite the fact that I didn't get the abscess from the food in question, the association is still firmly set in my mind, making me feel sick just thinking about Taco Bell.

Probably a good thing in my case though. Pretty much avoiding fast food in general since then. Cooking just about everything myself now.

I haven't eaten sardines since I was 4 or bacon since last year after getting sick. Even the smell of either makes me ill.

When I had my first hang over, I was sick as HELL and my fater gave me Vichy water, which made me more sick. I can't have a spoon of it without being sick now.

>>4747244
Same thing happened with me when i had my teeth out. No chocolate ice cream for 3 years now

ricotta. my family used to get white pizza almost every weekend for dinner. I had some and had horrible diarrhea for about a week and felt like I was going to die. They still order it sometimes and wonder why I don't want to be anywhere near it.

Chugged half a bottle of Tabasco sauce on a bet once. The drive home was hell, even the smell is enough to make me lose my appetite.

Roasted red peppers. Ate a soup of that at a TGI Friday's in NYC while visiting family, just as a terrible sick spell was beginning..

Refried beans or any of the "hispanic" beans.

Went to El Salvador San Salvador on a church mission trip I had been forced to go on because I could translate the spanish. We ate the food the church people gave us and I was fine, then we ate at a fancy restaurant and I got sick that morning. I puked everywhere for about a week. The smell of the beans has never left me and I still cannot eat them.

Water chestnuts. Popped open a can of them when I was about 14 and started eating them just like that. Got violently sick shortly after, and I wonder if it had something to do with eating those things uncooked out of that can.

Needless to say I still can't eat them, and I pick them out of stir frys. If I smell them I gag.

Artificial "tomato and herbs" flavored crackers/chips, in particular Ritz and Sun Chips. Got strep throat not just once after eating the damn things but twice some months later. Can't eat them at all now.

>>4747207
I've been sick from foods but never held it against them. Got sick from a bad oyster, still eat a few raw oysters every week. I don't understand why you guys can't get past it and move on. The likelihood of you getting food poisoning from the same food twice is probably really low.

Appleton rum. Got wasted when I was 15 and blacked out on it. Woke up and had a bite of spaghetti and puked all day long. I can't even stomach the smell of it. It is more or less like bathroom cleaner to me

>>4747457
It's a brain thing.
Under the right conditions, getting sick after eating a food makes the food taste bad.

mac and cheese. my grandma made some easy mac for me when i was 7 or 8, i ate it and i hurled about ten minutes later. just looking at the box grosses me out.

>>4747261
I feel for you man. I too try to make my own creations that im allowed to eat. Im not that bad right now, but im really streaky. Earlier this year i lost 30 lbs in a month and a half

flan, I ate some tainted shit abroad. One of those nice restaurants in a third-world country that caters to the upper class.

They always seem to be the least trustworthy establishments. I feel safer eating street food in the third world.

>>4747452

Canned foods are always precooked to kill any bacteria inside. That's why they have such a long shelf life. It didn't have anything to do with that.

>>4747470
Yup
shitty thing is we know this but can't help it

>>4747207

Evan Williams, or any type of alcohol (some beers are ok)

Was in a rut and went to a party. A bunch of big guys wanted me to do shots and keep up with them. I don't remember how many I took after 5. I ended up half passing out on the couch then waking up just in time to run to the bathroom and puke up what looked like coffee grounds.
Also had the worst hangover ever.

Now almost any type of alcohol makes me queasy. I haven't drank alcohol since and it's been almost 2 years.

>>4747488
>it's impossible for canned food to contain bacteria
Ever heard of botulism?

>>4747490
Similar, except mine's confined to the cheap, shitty, superstrong beers I had in my early 20's.

Thankfully, not something I'm sad to give up. That shit was foul.

>>4747490
>coffee grounds
Bro, you had alcohol poisoning. For real. You could've died

>corn dogs
pleb tier, but i threw up/got food poisoning from one as a kid. couldn't enjoy them afterwards

>jameson whiskey
i had bought a bottle and surprisingly enough it was the last thing i drank before i threw up. only had a few sips of it so it was a bitch to finish the bottle

femanon problem but one time i was working in a potato field in idaho as a temp job in highschool and the farmers wife brought these awesome cinnamon rolls in for us and i had like three but then i got my period and it was the worst cramps i've ever had in my life and now i cant eat cinnamon rolls

Lettuce, I used to eat raw lettuce as a kid with no lemon or anything. And as a teen I just couldn't eat any lettuce anymore. I still don't like it.

Baked Doritos

>years and years and years ago in times of olde
>home sick from school
>bag of Baked Doritos on the counter
>fuggit I'm kinda hungry
>eat like four chips
>profuse vomiting for the rest of the day
>can never eat Baked chips again

but I still love regular Doritos. Cool Ranch can kiss my dick.

i have acid reflux so i've acquired a hate for all tomato products. fuck ketchup. fuck pizza sauce (unless it has lots of seasonings), marinara is alright, fuck raw tomato. fuck radishes too idk why but theyre faggots

There was a soft pudge on my doner kekab piece of meat. (Only on one little slice, but still...)
Please confirm it to me it was just fat

>>4747207
Dim Sum.

Bad food poisoning from this one place, granted it wasn't where I usually got Dim Sum but I hadn't had any since that time.

It hurts thinking about it.

When I was about 6 I ate about 2 and a half whole tomatoes, which are a lot for a little kid...didn't feel well from eating so many and blew chunks of red paste all over my aunt's brand new couch, my mother thought it was hilarious but it took me almost 10 years to trust raw tomatoes again.
I love tomatoes, but every once and a while my brain goes back to that time

I still can't eat Pogo corn dogs
Got the flu around the same time, and even the smell makes me gag...I miss you corn dogs.

>>4747621
I didn't get sick btw

General Tso chicken.

I remember thinking while I spewed into the sink "Why the fuck does it still taste the same!"

does diarrhea really bother you guys that much? i completely write it off and have no problem eating the food that caused it. never thrown up from a meal though, except when i was stoned and ate like 20 cookies. still ok with cookies i try not to indulge as much now

Somehow raw broccoli and Agatha Christie's Perot series are linked in my brain.

Watching Agatha Christie with my gramma, ate some raw broccoli as a snack. Started to not feel well, threw up for a couple hours, saw nothing but broccoli chunks...couldn't handle raw broccoli for years, even now...I prefer it cooked, raw just...doesn't do it for me now.

>>4747207
I used to love oranges when I was about 5. One day I was unwell, ate an orange and then threw up all over everything. Can't eat oranges. I can eat orange flavored food, and food cooked with oranges however. Only managed to start eating that stuff again a couple of years ago though.

yogurt. when I as a kid I had flu or an allergic reaction or someshit and puked after it. I gag at the smell no and vomit at the taste. Fun!

>>4747621

probably a used bandaid or something but that still wouldn't deter me from loving gyros or shawarma

I didn't get sick, but I can never eat the fudge flavored poptarts again because I accidentally left part of the metal wrapper in the microwave when I heated them. I didn't want to waste them so I tried eating them anyway. Now they taste absolutely disgusting to me without exception.

>>4747632

i don't mind diarrhea at all and fast food doesn't give it to me unlike all these weak-stomached pussies on this board

sometimes if i get really high and munch the fuck out i'll spend an hour on the toilet the next day, but it's so cleansing. love dat shit.

>>4747219
Give it a couple weeks. or Months.

Don't drink alcohol for a while. let your liver rest.

Once you feel like you are ready, just start off sniffing it.

If you feel nothing bad after you smell the whiskey, take one or two shots. Whiskey isn't a chugging drink. It's meant to be enjoyed at a slow sipping pace. That's why people used to just take a cold stone and put it into the glass so it won't dilute the drink.

not a food thing,

but when it was the summer going into grade 5 my mother told me I had to clean my room, and that meant my closet.

I had forgotten that I had left a sandwich in there since June, it was now the first week of September. I yelled for my mom

"It's too smelly help me"

She declined saying it was my problem now, and she wouldn't let me discard this shadow of a ziplock container of shadowy mold.

I tore off the cover, and in horror that smell wafted up my nose. I grabbed the closest air freshener I could, and ran to the bathroom.

I sprayed and sprayed, to no avail. The whole bathroom smelled like a rotting grave, 3 month old ham and cheddar wrapped in a wreath of lilac despair.


So, now I can't use Lilac scented anything without smelling rotting sandwich, and this is why you should never forget about food and let it rot.

Lesson learned

>>4747657

this

>take a month-long holiday throughout Europe with friend
>drinking all day every day
>beer during the day followed by happy hour and then killing half a handle every day
>after two weeks we can't even smell alcohol without feeling sick
>we arrive in Amsterdam
>take a three day drinking break and supplement it with three days of smoking shitloads of weed and hash with a nice day of intense mushrooms
>after Amsterdam we were detoxed and spent the next week and a half drinking like usual

oh and the food was good too

>>4747207
>Mom made her special scrambled eggs when I was 5
>Zucchini, Capsicum, Onion and some spices.
>Woke up in the early morning feeling wrong
>Vomit half a gallon of vegetables and some really wrong lumpy bile

Could not eat scrambled eggs or Zucchini/Capsicum for years.

guacamole, arroz caldo, tomatoes, avocado, tequila, halo-halo

>>4747207
There is a place here that has amazing marinated and flat top grilled lamb, you order and you get big hunks of glorious meat. I ordered it numerous times over the years adn absolutly loved it, until the last time......

>>4747628
I've upchucked a ton of chinese food, and at least 5 buckets of lo mein. it's really fucking odd how all chinese food tastes the same coming up as it did going down

>>4747616
>Cool Ranch can kiss my dick

Fuck you too, man.

Two things.

The first is fake cherry flavor. Like those chocolate covered cherry's, some cherry slushy mixtures, or cough syrup. No big loss there really.

The other is whiskey. Specifically the smokey aged-in-a-barrel type flavor. Unfortunately this also means that any decent quality(real) maple syrup is off the menu. This I do consider quite the loss.

Taste aversion is a bitch.

Chocolate and raw salmon

paella

tried it on 3 separate occasions in spain at 3 separate places and i got sick each time. i enjoyed eating the food but never again.

>colonoscopy
>"here drink 2 liters of this disgusting, salty lemon-flavored water"
>lemons never again

>>4747919
iktfb
It made me throw up. They still made me drink it.

Once upon a time I swallowed a peardrop whole. Those fuckers are huge. I could feel it travelling down my esophagus for five goddamn minutes. Felt like shit for days.

Now pear flavour makes me gag.

white chocolate

Watermelon
>Allergic to watermelon
>Eat a little bit and my lips and throat itch like no other
>Hot Arizona day come home to find watermelon
>Eat a little bit
>Feel fine
>Begin eating an entire melon by myself out of bliss
>Next ten minutes I'm in agony as my lips start to puff and blister
>Have to go to the ER because my throat was closing up
To this date even typing the word watermelon makes my throat itch.
Its a cruel world.

Ham and bean soup. That delicious left over ham on bone and the tasty, tasty beans slow cooked together to perfection... and now all I can do is feel tiny masticated bean chunks and ham coming out of my fucking nose I vomited so hard. I was soooo good, too. Tasted just more acidicly horrific coming up, which is why I still avoid the dish. Sadly.

>>4747207
Camomile tea.

I cannot stand the smell, the last time I tasted it I just poured it all out. When I was younger my brother and I both had gastro, mum made us both camomile tea, before that while we had been feverish and generally feeling like shit, we hadnt thrown up.

-Thank god we had two bathrooms after that tea though

All these pizza stories! Wow, I remember as a kid once, mom bought pizza for dinner, but dad brought home McDonald's (chicken nuggets for me) on a night when the family decided to have fast food, but failed to communicate with each other that the other one had that shit covered. Oh yes, I ate pepperoni pizza and chicken nuggets like a fucking champ and it was the end of the world with this collision of amazingness (didn't take much to impress me).

Anyways, about an hour or two after I went to bed, I woke up, acknowledged I had to vomit, and made it to the doorway where my room led into the living room where my parents were watching TV. I got on all fours and just chunked. In my enthusiasm for my meal earlier, I neglected to chew about 2/3's of a chicken nugget. Bitch came out whole. I admired that and remember thinking, "I really need to chew better." Noticed the pizza wasn't much better, and by that time, Mom had come back with a bowl.

Still ate pizza and nuggets after that, because I loved them both so much. Normally, vomit makes me incredibly squeamish, but man... I just really loved fast food too much to not go back. In fact, I just got some pepperoni pizza for dinner tonight from the same place my mom picked up pizza from. Still tasty.

>>4747207
I didn't eat spanish omelette for 2 years after vomiting copiously due to one with eggs in bad shape. But I gor over it.

Haven't flown since the year 2000. Next Monday I'm flying to London.

Memory grows dim and things you avoid become normal again.

>>4747621
It was cum, bro. I'm sorry.

Pastrami.

Oh god... I hate the taste of it. I'm not one to be picky with food, but once me and some friends went to this Pastrami place and all of the dishes there come PACKED with the stuff. So I just overate it and to top it off took a dare to finish some pastrami fries for a dollar. It was the worst thing I could have done because even now when I eat pastrami I start feeling sick.

I can't stand mushrooms, and my parents said, it's probably because I ate mushroom pizza every night for a week when we were in Italy.

I can't even stand the smell of the stuff. It's basically the only thing I will absolutely not eat.

>8 years old
>mum brings home a cheese cake from a french patisserie
>wake up in middle of night and get a drink
>"ill just have a nibble"
>accidently 1/3 of cake
>wake up next morning covered in cheese cake puke

to this day even the smell of cheese cake makes me want to hurl.

Peanut brittle. I ate a whole bunch in one sitting as a kid and vomited it all up in 10 minutes. Plus all I think about when I see it is old people

Turkey.
My mother always managed to undercook it at thanksgiving and I had spent every Thanksgiving up til recent years vomiting and ill thanks to her inattentiveness.

>>4748314
Fucking cheesecake.
>not super fond of cheesecake, but enjoy a slice anyway
>start feeling really sick and nauseous while eating
>next day wake up with stomach flu
Even the sight of it is ughufhf

>My Lebanese ex's mothers cooking

She made these AMAZING little... I dunno, kind of like pies I guess, but filled with pine nuts and mince and lots of herbs and cold and cheesy with a beaded crust.

GOD DAMN THOSE THINGS WERE SO FUCKING GOOD, I REGRET BREAKING UP WITH HER EVERY SINGLE DAY

Salami, pepperoni, and ham. Blech! I also have never swallowed a banana or even eaten one. Serious food aversion.

Salami is probably the worst one, that goes back to elementary school. My mom packed it in my lunch and it was a really hot day outside. I took it out of the bag and gagged. Hot salami and butter sandwich.
In her defense she was never good at packing lunches. i remember once getting a whole tomato and a salt packet as a snack when I was 8.

Some years ago I ate a tomato-chicken frozen dinner, then went to the hospital for someone else's earache. I guess the stress of the sounds and smells there got to me, because after 15min in the waiting room I had to go and paint a toilet red. I can't eat tomato-chicken any more, even parmigianas.

> that fucking colour coming out of your mouth

>>4747207
pears.
They had slices of pears as a snack in kindergarten, and I almost choked on one.
I literally cannot put raw pear in my mouth without my throat knotting up.

>>4747207
Olivier salad.
Such a shame,i really liked it until one day for some reason i threw it all out right after dinner and then got a bad stomachache.
Maybe the mayonnaise was expired...

While I'll eat them now on occasion, I stopped eating hotdogs from the age of 7 until I was around 21 years old,
after having scarfed down half a dozen at a backyard party at my godmother's house and puking them up an
hour later.

Also refused to watch The Wizard of Oz during that same period, as I had puked up the hotdogs immediately after
the flying monkeys scene and watching again caused me to become queasy (still won't watch the movie).

>>4750683

When I was a kid I got food poisoning that kicked in right as we were settling down in the movie theatre to watch a Warran Beatty film. It was pretty terrible, I was puking from both ends for like a week straight.

That was 3 decades ago and to this day when I see his ugly chin I feel anxious and upset.

When I was five I tried olives and fucking LOVED them. Spent like a week eating them every day, then I happened to get the flu around the same time. I was convinced it was the olives and I couldn't stomach even the thought of one for years. It's only recently that I've been able to even try them again, and the magic is still gone.

I've had tons of stuff make me violently ill before but I really can't think of any food aversions at all. Except maybe mayonnaise, but it's not because of getting sick or anything. I just hate the texture.

I can't eat frybread.

I got a chicken sandwich with the bun being frybread. As soon as it hit midnight, I instantly became nauseous. It was like some ancient indian curse. I didn't actually throw up, but I was hugging the toilet the whole night since I felt like I was on the verge the whole time.

It was most likely the chicken, but it was the first time having frybread so I link it with that.

Walnuts. Even the smell turns me. I like other nuts though.

>8 years old
>live in 3rd world country
>on christmas holiday
>get a load of pic related
>eat a big jar of it myself
>somehow blisters with pus all over body
>mfw allergic to eggs

still my favorite cookie though, also no more allergies.

Monster Energy Drinks (Original)
When I was 15 I fell into the coupon fraud fad and was getting free 4 packs every day. One day I finished off a four pack, got sick and puked it all up.

>>4747207
Dark chocolate nonpareils.
When I first attempted to move out at 18, I ate a whole box in celebration and the vomit was bitter and caustic.
I also cried after being served canned okra as a child and can't bear it today.

cookies and cream ice cream

it was my favourite flavour since my child hood as well, now the sight of it makes me almost gag.
i cant eat anything 'cookies and cream' related now.

>all these flu barf stories

It was apple-cinnamon tea for me. I can never drink it again thanks to heaving up apple-cinnamon flavoured puke just an hour later.

toasted white bread with bologna

had it with a huge glass of banana milk when i was a kid and threw up. it was probably the milk that was off, but my body says no to the sausage

Strawberries. I have finally started eating them again after 13 years. When I was 10 I had some strawberries for breakfast and got the stomach flu later that day. Everything I threw up came out pink and it kept me away from strawberries for years.

Not me but my good friend.
>12+ people crashing friend's 4 person cabin
>note that somebody brought a giant box of cheez-its and a large jar of peanut butter
>some of us sleep in tents
>its me and two of my friends in a huge tent
>wake up in the middle of the night to somebody rolling over next to me going "BUELGEGRERLUGELHRGELRHERGHERLHGERG"
>wtf.jpg
>go back to bed
>wake up next morning and theres puke everywhere, my air mattress formed an island so I was safe
>check on my friend
>see empty box of cheez-its and empty jar of peanut butter
>ask around
>apparently he ate a whole jar of peanut butter and a whole box of cheez-its
>every time he smells peanut butter he starts gagging

>free grand slam day at dennys
>friends and i finish eating
>leave
>food poisoning from the sausage

never again denny's

>>4747207
Spicy
Tomato
Ramen.

Whenever i smell it i feel ill.

It's strange, I don't have this problem. There's literally not one food I've eaten that has made me sick that I wouldn't go back to later.

I guess I normally just make it a point to think "Anything I've eaten within the past 36 hours could've done it." Don't know what it is, so it lacks an effect on me. Although there have been some things that I've thrown up that I didn't want to eat that same day. Peanut butter is HORRIBLE to throw up. It comes out so slowly, I gag just because it's so thick. Not a fan of throwing up spicy stuff either, it comes out my nose and burns the shit out of it. Thank god I dislike ranch, that shit would be putrid. Anything with noodles is kind of weird too, just the texture of it I guess.

>ITT: Pussies

Chocolate. I used to binge and purge it nightly. Horrible addiction. Have since switched to carob.

>>4750933
Agreeing with this anon. It's a mind over matter thing.

>>4750933
You just have weak survival instincts. Aversions are very, very real things and happen a low enough neurological level that there is no amount of thinking it away that can cure it.

>>4750968
>implying such aversions are ever necessary in modern society

>ITT: subhumans

The only time I drank so much that I puked the next day was when I lost my taste for Belgian Tripels. I was at a friends place and already drunk and he offered me a bottle of his homebrewed tripel. The next morning I woke up, and puked. It tasted just like that beer, and that put me off that style for months. Last month I had a Tripel Karmeliet and I finally was able to enjoy it without thinking of puke.

Scrambled eggs. I just randomly threw them up a while after eating some. At least when they're made fluffy and smooth they come up easily.
I like other egg dishes still, though.

Eggs, I've always associated their smell with sick farts or the sewage processing plant near the area where I live. I'm not really big on their texture when cooked, either, but I've started eating omelettes and potatoe salad so it's not that bad.

I also had a caramel avoiding period but I've gotten over it.

>>4750933
how much peanut butter would you have to eat for it to come up like that?

Any and all rums. Got very drunk on beer with my bros and one of them had poured a shit ton of rum into a glass on the table. I drank all 8 ounces at once like water because I couldn't taste it and spent the rest of the night and the following two days puking anytime I ate. Never again.

When I was younger it was spaghetti. If you've never puked up spaghetti... I'm pretty sure it's the absolute worst. It was a very long time before I ate spaghetti again, but eventually I was able to.

>>4752098
No, puking up milk when you have a fever is the worst.

basically any liquor or wine, and chinese chicken salad

Not food but a certain flavor of blue gatorade

I was sick as a dog and the doctor suggested gatorade over water because it'd replenish more or some shit, I was like 15 at the time

So they buy me blue gatorade and it was pretty good to drink

Then one day I could NOT stop coughing, felt like my lungs were going to come out

My mom had an inhaler of generic breathing medicine that basically anyone could take, but I'd never used an inhaler before.

I ended up spraying that fucking battery acid all over the back of my throat, which burned me intensely, and I made the mistake of pouring that blue gatorade to drink.

I drank it and started puking, meanwhile my throat was torn up and I was basically just puking up stomach acids.

IT WAS A BAD TIME

Had a burger that was likely spoiled and ten minutes after eating half, got a bad stomach ache. Spent the next few hours until I projectile vomited everything out of my digestive system at 3 am. Was 3 months before I ate another burger.

Pulled Pork. Ate it once, and my entire 5 person family got the Rhoda virus right after. Now we all can't eat it!

>>4752035
Well that particular time, probably a cup's worth of peanut butter. But I normally don't use that much. Still, every time I've thrown up and peanut butter was involved, it always had this slow regurgitation effect.

So, does anyone else vomit out of their nose? It's fucking horrible.

>>4752315
>vomiting peanut butter out your nose
Fuck.

Butterfish. Actually it usually doesn't make you sick, but you end up shitting oil. As a matter of fact, you may not even notice it, because it's so thin it will just go through the sphincter as orange colored shit-flavoured oil landing in your trousers. It's because this type of fish contains a fat the human body can't deal with (like olestra) which causes the same effect. It goes on for at least 2 days, sometimes more. Some people even get cramps. It's a shame because the fish tastes great.

>>4752972

I eat escolar about once a month. It's fucking delicious. Any sushi joint that's even remotely responsible won't give you a whole plate of the stuff. Just two pieces is fine though.

The reason it's banned in some places is that shady fishmongers would pass it off as something completely different, and unsuspecting diners would eat an unreasonable amount of it and get frothy orange shits. Luckily in the US we somehow managed to not be this stupid, yet. Of course someone is probably going to ruin it for everyone one of these years, so enjoy it while you can.

>Chicken Teriyaki at Subway
Nothing of value was lost. I might actually go back anyway.

>>4747442
Could have been local water, not the food itself.

ITT: The weak minded. So fragile. So delicate. So pitiable.