/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>4767255

I'm pretty sure that's against the rules.

>>4767255
if this restaurant has half-decent serving personnel, they'll give you your fucking cucumbers if you ask for them.

don't make an ass of yourself by bringing cucumber in a fucking ziplock bag. It'll turn to spaghetti halfway through the meal anyway, so be careful not to drop it.

Don't be that cunt. You wanna eat your own food, eat at home, it's basically a slap in the face to the owners and kitchen staff otherwise.

>>4767255
>I want to bring a Ziplock bag of cucumbers into the restaurant I'm eating at alone tonight.
> into the restaurant I'm eating at alone tonight.
>eating at alone tonight.
>alone

Order your food to go if you want to do stuff like that. Or eat the cucumbers in your car before you go in.

>>4767255
Go ahead, OP. It's a free country.

>>4767255
>sneaking food into restaurants
>farmers market
>probably organic

I hope you posted this thread using a proxy, Russian VPN, and are using a VM. Otherwise, SWAT will be coming down pretty hard on you in a few minutes.

>>4767255
When I go to red lobster i bring in my own french dressing because they stopped using it in their restaurants, they really dont care unless you bring in like a full lunch and dont order anything

>>4767304
Part of the glory of mussels is the serving dish.
It's so large! How would they fit all dem mollusks into one takeout container?
I'd be suspicious of receiving less than normal and wish for more. ;_;
I don't have a car to eat them in and it's best to have salt and pepper cukes in between, trust me

>>4767255
careful posting le merchant, I got banned here once for posting that.

>>4767374
Sorry Based Mods
I think he's a cute little fella, will refrain from posting again.

This would be very peculiar behavior in the US. It may violate local health codes, so they may ask you to put it away if caught, but probably the waitperson will make a polite, condesceneding comment, and all the other employees will laugh at you behind your back. If neither of those outcomes bother you, then go for it.

OP is an awful person.

As a former restaurant cook, I would be offended, as would your server who is paued based on your purchases.

>>4767600
cry me a river

Why don't you just eat the cucumbers at home before you go out?

>>4767255
only if u finna get yo ass beat

>>4767255
Take all cucumbers and insert one into each of your holes.

I think if you put them in a tupperware, and had that as a side, not a salad course, without making a fuss, it'd be more about "I'm on a special diet" or "theyare from my garden and I am leaving town tomorrow" and offer a bite. Make sure you don't use their condiments.

Of course if you don't behave cheaply, otherwise, ordering a starter, soup, wine and dessert., or even a second item to takeout for your lunch tomorrow, all the better.

I done went ahead and ate them.
I drank some wine too
We cultured now.

>>4767608
hey man, OP asked a question, I answered. No need to be an internet tough guy.

>>4767707
you should eat better cukes anon. I also like them with some red wine vinegar.

OP, this would straddle the line between severe social ineptitude, and neurological impairment/mental illness. "Sneaking bites" would really stand out as bizarre. If you are suffering from an impairment, then good job on being able to go to restaurants, but you really shouldn't bring your own food. Either gamble on their crappy salad, or go without. Enjoy your meal!

>>4767707

is that...is that a glass cutting board?

>>4767730
No, just a shiny plate

>>4767727
>anon