/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>4828621
show*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8

>>4828624
noooooooooooo

Any Masaokis video.

Any Chow video.

>>4828624
part of me knew what this was before I even clicked the link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqnAXqwlN8U

>>4828624
>10:50
>i hate onions
>ow my eye!
>aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>and so...

>>4828654
damn she must be bulking

>>4828621
same guy
http://youtu.be/7_taTEtkj6Q?t=1m7s

WHERE is the hilarious video of the ex-con/rapist/pedophile who creates the most depressing... nacho sauce for chips or whatever?

It is like the most vile goo I've ever laid my eyes on, and he cooks it in a microwave oven...

>>4828727
he is also talking like he has nothing left to live for, and doesn't seem to give a shit about that either.

>>4828727
ask an you shall recieve, wildcat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKxhI4I5kq8

>>4828734
thank you very much.
I am currently having certain problems breathing. thank you

>>4828654
>onion soup mix
My ham planet family treated that like the ark of the covenant. Holy shit, if I said I didn't want everything cooked with it, it was sacrilege. That and Adobo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

>>4828734
http://youtubedoubler.com/5TEz

>>4828785
>http://youtubedoubler.com/5TEz
so perfect

>>4828772
eeewwwww That's the worse one so far, disgusting!!
I mean, I like to make my salads a little sweet sometimes, but I usually go with pineapple and raisins not a can of condensed milk+sugar!! No wonder why she's huge

>>4828734
The zoom in at the end is perfect

>>4828785
"Hello wildcats, this is Weber Cooks.
Today we are learning how to commit suicide."
/comments

>>4828827
>>4828734
Introducing the Dish of Despair

>>4828624
The amount of autism is wonderful.

>>4828772
holy hell-by far the worst actual food so far.

>>4828772
You can hear her lose her breath trying to open a bag of carrots....

>>4828665
>mfw this comment

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3HehLKqxsY

>>4828624
The raw meat with the vegetables bothers me more than it should.

>>4828624
My personal favorite.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVM9V2Cmqio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cppOojKBNko

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sv4nb5VbAY

All things considered, being in prison must suck nuts

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyyEc-GNDfQ

>paul mccartney cutting an onion

My personal favourite right here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdnQ0nO3AcY

>>4828911
>>4828898
What the fuck is wrong with these people?

>>4828929
What the shit. Now I truly have seen it all

>>4828936
Everytime I see this guy I can only get about 40 seconds in before I quit. I just can't take his kitchen. Is it intentional? I've never watched long enough to find out

>>4828929
Well I didn't expect to see something like this today.
If you get a spare seven minutes that will seem more like 20, give this a go.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eob7V_WtAVg

>>4828929
>margarine
Paul McCartney was a fucking pleb.

>>4828983
Fucking stupid. What was even the point of that other than to show that Alan Rickman is rich enough to be able to break tables whenever he wants? Fucking prick, that was a nice table.

>>4828772
>Hamplanet makes a salad
Well, good for her. I mean it's not like stuffing your face more makes you thinner but at least it's healthier because it's a sal-
>OVERCOOKEDPASTASAUCEMORESAUCECONDENSEDMILKSUGARSAUCE

.. just eat it and die.

>>4828734
my insides are hurting, and not from laughing

>>4828772
>"just a lil bit of salt"
>dumps a ton all over it

>>4828907
I died when the brother actually laughed and zoomed in

>>4828734
The heavy breathing... exhausting

>>4828911
Jesus Christ americans, what's wrong with you? The shitty quality of the ingredients you use to make food is alarming. Everything comes from a bag or a can.

Doritos.. Jesus fucking Christ.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk

http://youtu.be/eO6e5k6Vvnc?t=3m42s

i'll take my trophy

>>4829312
My GF and I nearly hurled.

>>4829326
they are both undercooked...

>>4829342
Almost raw. Nice amount of blood dribbling out of the fork holes.

>>4829335
"Look at the juice ! Look at that !"
Yeah, that's what happen when you boil a chicken thigh in a fucking bag and slice it when it's undercooked, you stupid cunt.

>>4828898
THIS THIS WOW, EXACTLY HOW I MAKE IT.


I LOVE THESE PEOPLE.

>>4829373
ok not exactly, but close.

i love how they don't use bad jelly or bad butter

just 100% natural, tastes a world of difference to me.

>>4828785
This shouldn't be this funny. But I can't stop.

>>4829282
the random squeals get me

>>4828911
i actually gagged

You will not survive.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP74xUyYaoo

>>4829442
awww you fucker you beat me too it.

>dat heavy breathing

>>4828936
Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK

>>4829309
Where do you live so we can stereotype you by the action of a few people that live in your country?
Just kidding, I can tell you're American calling out Americans.

>>4828927
>comments
>black mamas hitting on a some thug who brags about doing prison time and eats doritos and ramen from a plastic bag

Typical.
Oh so very typical.

Can't believe no one posted masao.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdnQ0nO3AcY

>>4829523
they did
right here>>4828936

>>4829495
I come from Norway, the #1 country in the world by virtually all metrics.

>>4829562
Canada here. Used to live in Norway. Norway kicks ass.

>>4828898

>Fresh curry
>regular curry powder

>>4829561
Aw shit, missed it. How embarrassing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub0GzU56YMA
not completely on topic but this shit still kills me

buttercrisis2011#

>>4828975
Perhaps this will answer your question.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2lvFXBV8zQ

>>4829609
I've listened to this before but I just listened again and you know... he makes more sense than he initially seems to after you learn how to understand his weird patterns. he still a crazy shit though

http://www.youtube.com/user/SinfullySara?feature=watch

Simply Sara is obligatory.

>>4829643
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z89NGFgJS24

HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY EYES. NONE OF THESE ARE THE RIGHT MEASUREMENTS.

>>4828898
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3HehLKqxsY

> all that siracha

>>4829605
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub0GzU56YMA
>not completely on topic but this shit still kills me


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tITj5V05FOY

A'INT NO FUCKIN' BUTTUH

>>4829605

this has to be satire

>>4829656

>all dat curry

>>4829686
funny because it absolutely is not. this guy is well-known in Norway and he made a follow up video. this happened because american comedians were making jokes about the "crisis"

>>4828624

Why the fuck does he keep making that squawking noise?

>>4829694
he's trying to imitate the spongebob laugh

>>4828905
I thought you guys liked raw meat, you never cook your steaks.

>>4828624
This physically damages me to watch. I'm not even 1:30 in, either. I have to keep taking breaks and go ponder life.

>>4828898
Exactly two minutes in it goes full wat mode.

>>4829350
Look at all that juice

>>4829263
>not eating straight salt

>>4829377
i tried some of that 'beanut butter' you get at stores that have those machines where you put peanuts in.

and it was disgusting, it tasted like dry peanut paste, not peanut butter

>>4828907
>Autistic and rich. Not a care in the world

>You will never not be without care

>>4829972
wait what the actual fuck?

This is an exact thread from like a month ago. Even my post is there. what the fuck?

>>4830065
oh shit didn't mean to reply to >>4829972

fuck man im tripping some heavy balls right now but I know this thread, i remember it and I know i'm not tripping about that.

also probably more than a month ago

>>4830065
>>4830069
He knows too much. Put him down.

>>4830069
uhoh, time to take old yeller out back

http://youtu.be/zp__p3KWtEE?t=1m35s

So tough to choose.

>>4829442

i don't have an image that can adequately communicate my disgust and horror. those chickens are so vile.

>>4829442
oh no, no no no no no, I saw this a year or two ago oh god not again

>>4828936
at least he cooked it rare

>the perfect steak

>>4829442
Been following his progress as of late, guy has lost a ton of weight.

>>4828654
Doesn't look too bad to me. Just average fat family food.

>>4828734
this is very newhart-ish

>>4828772
That's pretty sad. She's probably been raised on this type of food and thinks it's the "right" way to go about things.

If you live in a family that cooks like this it's really hard to get to understand it's unhealthy. They'll always go back to the the old "my mom and dad ate this and it never hurt them!". Yeah, your dad died when he was 61.

>>4828911
This is the future of cooking.

KraftCookingSchool

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb21OEoan1c

>>4829609

No roaches in his kitchen. I'm suspicious.

>>4828654
wust-er-sher-shire. fuuuuuck me...

>>4828621
Holy crap, this guy's videos are awesome.

>>4828907
I made this just for you

>>4828936
This one time, I sat down and watched all of his videos. I laughed my ass off at most of them, that guy is hilarious.

>>4829605
I'm losing my shit over here, this is the funniest thing I've seen in months

>>4830559
I remember watching some of them a while ago, he's not as stupid as he makes out, in some of his videos he actually gets pretty deep into psychology, and you end up just zoning out on what he's cooking and just listen to what he has to say.

>>4829605
if that thing showed up at my doorstep and demanded it come inside to take my buhttuuur i'd kick it to the ground and then slam its head in my door a few times
then i'd call the police and let them know that some filthy scand was trying to steal my precious, precious butter and that there may be an attacker on the loose

>>4828624
>only drink water, to keep you smart

>>4828753
So this seems kind of obvious, and I'm surprised no one else said it, but if your whole family is ham planet, is it safe to assume that you also reside on planet ham as well?

>>4828654
>steamed cauliflower
She is clearly very health conscious
9/10 would take cooking advice from

>>4828772
The best part is how he doesn't even bother to mix the cheese and chilli all the way.
"ehh fuck it, what's the point..."

>>4828907
Reminds me of my little brother as of now.

>>4830795
Fuck, this was meant for >>4828734

>>4828772
Steaming hot macaroni into a cold salad

>>4828907
That's a pretty nice looking house, his parents are obviously rich as fuck. Which begs the question: Why don't they just buy a less retarded kid? Or better yet, get a kid who's not retarded at all? Why would you want to risk dying and leaving your fortune to a retard like that who's just going to blow it all on millions of spongebob shits?

>>4829605
Seriously that is a tranny right?

>>4828907
He's obviously retarded as fuck, why isn't he supervised?? If he hasn't already, one of these days he's going to burn that whole fucker to the ground. I just hope his camera man catches it on tape...

>>4830818
That's a typical Norwegian woman.

>>4828936
What the hell was that, uh, "meat"(?) he was attempting to "grill"?

>>4828772
>>4829312
This is what we get now that The South has discovered teh internets. It truly is a dark and foreign world.

Jesus christ how terrifying

>>4830472
well, he still got at least two tons to go

>>4828621
they cook eggs like that at The Fat Duck. I doubt they look as shitty though.

>>4829282
when is that?

>>4828624

I expected that video of the kid cross-contaminating every single thing in the kitchen, ate raw mince while someone who I sincerely hope was not an adult films. Not disappointed.

>>4828714
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76igzAak1jU

>>4830972
In rubbing alcohol? Surely not, because that's not safe to ingest.

>>4828907
The bottom of the pan when he gets done....my God how is he allowed to do anything in the kitchen?

>>4828927
>ALL YOU SUCKAHS THAT USED TO BRING ME MY SHIT BACK, TELL ME IT WAS SHORT AND ALL THAT, I KNEW YOU WAS LYIN'

Being able to tie your bags and being able to not be a scumbag and weigh out light bags are two VERY different animals.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8

Makes me cringe errytime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8#t=15
See how many times you say "Oh, shit nigger"

>>4831159
see how many times you can see the link in this thread

>>4829609

Yep he's got a case worker.

>>4829442
I remember someone pointing out in a comment that it sounds like the person filming it is slowly jerking off to what's going on

>>4831083
I thought it was just some random autistic fat kid at first.

>>4830472
I was flipping through his videos and saw that. I hope he makes it.
I'd love to make a documentary about him where the first 15 minutes are just his Youtube video of eating chicken. TLC would buy that shit up in a heartbeat.

>>4831187
>Kalles Kaviar

>>4831187
It's Andy Milonakis. He's almost 40 years old and has that Webster disease.

shoenice time

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4l-NJEknx6s

>>4831512
>[VOMITS INTERNALLY]
>alright, some shout-outs!

>>4831512
jesus, drinking that could literally kill a man.

>>4828936
Jesus fucking Christ. He must have a tough immune system.

>>4831512
I love shoenice but he makes me sad... it's like he's doing all this shit just hoping one day it will kill him. It almost did a couple times, like when he had to get his stomach pumped after the absolut one (I think).

>>4830503
she wants to bake your cock

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOdEqizs3cs

masao's christmas turkey is the best. actually any masao video is the best.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFjSGalLmE0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35OZbXO3QcQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnYqyevgBwI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7kxxGODhVw

What does Masao look like?

>>4833392
Oh god Masao is Canadian. I have to find him.

>>4828621
>that part at the end where he picks the egg up and it stretches like pizza cheese
WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE

bump because I have not had enough

How about some prison food?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfhNwsOPtfw

>>4828654
I lost it as soon as she poured that canned gravy on there. Oh fuck shes making instant potatoes.....the fuck why you wouldn't make mashed potatoes with whole potatoes.... Craft singles... that's fucking gross.

>>4835972
dude reminds me of that fat fuck from american history x

>>4828624
JESUS

>>4828911
Just why!? WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!

>>4828753

>not making beef strog with it
>not making dip for corn chips with it

>>4828734

This makes me sad

>>4828929

What the hell is he doing to that onion? He threw half of it away?

>>4828927
Seems to be a common theme:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=P-p5vVe4_GM

>>4829656
>Pod tie

You can't get anymore hipster than this.

>>4828898
This bitch thinks she's a wizard

>>4828927
niggers gon nigg

>>4829442
dude... what? I just don't understand this. Who hangs out with their buddy and just watches him eat a chicken. Is this like porn for ham planets or what?

I just ate chicken soup too and now I feel ill.

>>4828898
Starting their videos with "YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG" just makes them seem like gigantic cunts right from the get go.

>>4836406
Their videos are absolute shit. The bacon video instructions still gave me floppy bacon, and their burger video was just shit.


If you really want to rage, check out their macaroni and cheese video. All of their topics are hipster as fuck, too.

>>4828898
>PBJ
>PBJ
>PB&J
>PB&J
>PB&J

HOLY FUCK JUST SAY 'PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY' IT'S NOT A VERY LONG OR COMPLICATED PHRASE

>>4836424
Did you know that there are people out there that eat PB&Js yet don't know what the letters stand for? I've actually met about 3 people like that.

>>4836502
I don't believe that.

>>4836424

Or, or nor?

>costanza

>>4829312
never been so close to puking from a yt video.

>>4829326
>just as good

Get a load of this guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAeO9ul-kbU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we2iWTJqo98

Gotta love that kwanza cake.

>>4828929
I'm laughing so hard jesus fuck

>>4828929
my whole body shivered when he cut the onion and came a mm away from slicing his hand

>>4836660
>white lady making kwanzaa cake
>did she say acorns...?
otherwise what's wrong with it?

has anybody posted this clown yet..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYjUqHGQoRM

>>4836777
>this is what normalfags actually think cooking means

>>4836777

Today we're making chicken ANCHaladas... first ingredient : Hash browns.

>>4836777
>tfw I survived off of meals exactly like this one growing up
My parents never used fresh ingredients other than some veggies and were lazy as fuck.

>>4836806
It's good to know lazy people who can't feed themselves properly decided to have children.

>>4836637
Fuck this is hilarious

>>4836777
Completely ignoring the fact that's not cooking and everything is premade, he literally doesn't get a single thing right. Wrong knife to cut the chicken, doesn't pre-heat the pan, uses a plastic spatula to stir in pan. It's just awful

>>4828785

I need to file a missing persons report for my sides...jesus christ.

>>4828624
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8

>>4836893

Autism overload, core meltdown imminient

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLSCXRnjMGk

>>4833346
>fuckn fuckn fuck fucker fucking fuck fuckn

>>4834005
he;s from Ottawa

>>4836660
wtf

>>4837711
does she have horrific teeth or something? it feels like she tries REALLY hard not to smile/talk and show them

>>4837711
the fuck is wrong with this woman?

>>4837765
>>4837767
She tries to look like a porcelain doll, nippons dig that thing, i think..

>>4837765

Are you retarded? She obviously recorded the audio separately retard.

>>4837789
Hes asking why she would choose to narrate, you fuckwit.

>>4833346
My God he is disgusting

>>4828654
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqnAXqwlN8U
did she cook that all while sitting down?

>>4837711
i have a feeling this is the most annoying thing i'll watch this week.

i'm glad i got it out of the way early

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeunjwBGpLE

>>4838082
>how /ck/ cooks hot dogs

>>4836660
Apparently Bourdain called her out on this.
+1 Respect points for Bourdain

>>4837711
Is that bitch even Asian?

>>4831210
Imagine the porn a good looking person with that disease could make off of pedos.

>>4838143
>Imagine the porn
>porn
money*

Goddamn I really need to get some sleep already.

>>4828654
She cooked all that for two people.
Oh my god


>AND CHOCOLATE CAKE

>>4837711
>That 3dpd
>Real Life Anime
fucking kill me

>>4828898
>pad thai
>curry powder
no.

>>4828907
Why is the sun out at 4am?

>>4834005
>>4837751
Motherfucking Ottawa.
I bet he's in and out of the RO Mental Health center.

>>4838082
does he have only one top tooth?

>>4829649
>1/2tsp of "papper-ee-ka"

>3TBSP LATER

>>4828624
I love that you can hear whoever is filming laughing at him.

>>4833312
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb21OEoan1c#t=1min3s

>>4833312
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb21OEoan1c#t=1m3s

>>4838283
what was the point of linking this video to a post that was linked to the same video?

>>4838286
and then delete the post and remake the post over and over and over again

>>4828654
Why even make a cooking video if you are just going to make shit out of a box?

>>4828654
Oh god just hearing them breathe disgusts me.

>>4836660
What's a kwanza?

>>4838309
Nigga Christmas

>>4828898
How can she act like she's the PB&J guru when she doesn't even know that you're supposed to put peanut butter on both slices in order to keep the jelly from making your bread soggy?

>>4828929
>this is probably not the proper way to do this
>I'll just do it as if I'm doing it for myself, and seeing how there's nobody watching this program, I AM!
This is wonderful.

>>4838314
So I looked it up.

I still don't get it, I guess it's some kind of racist bullshit.

>>4828772
>CORPORATIN'
>RUHLL MEHNAYSE

A /ck/ classic.

>>4829312
The look of disgust on his face after he takes a bite is priceless.

>>4828898

>challah

>>4828911

wat

>>4829649
What the fuck is that song?
I swear to god I've heard it before.

>>4830095
FUCKING WHY

>>4828927
>Oakland Raiders plate

how am I not surprised

>>4838324
"give Blacks an alternative to the existing holiday and give Blacks an opportunity to celebrate themselves and their history, rather than simply imitate the practice of the dominant society."

Why do you give a shit?

>>4828624
>Sea ketchup - eh eh eh

This kid, just, wow. God bless 'em.

>>4828772
>"Corperrated"

Holy fuck. This is solid gold.

>>4837699
>Knowing how to cook is autism
Get the fuck off this board

will it sausage?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjrDUr4qWOw

>>4838997
I was actually entertained.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZUuPljahvA

>Thread alive since Thursday

Is this a normal thing on /ck/?

>>4839031
It's not uncommon.

>>4838742

>>4839043
>dexter holland
Ew. You know who that is. You're old.

>>4839093
lol. 27 isn't very old and I look 20.

>>4839146
Are you an Asian qt?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

>>4828624
The Krusty Krab uses circular pickles.

>quarter of the way through thr thread and no Masaokis yet

Shame, shame, /ck/.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w46Dwh4TMGA

How can you not want to make his mouthwatering hotdog and canned peaches smoothie?

>>4839252
God I love masao so much

>>4828734
This is the most depressing thing I've seen in months. Thanks for making me want to cry.

>>4839252
praise your kind soul

>>4838104

source!!

>>4839252

You didnt even read the thread. Its not like you wouldnt have had the time to.

>>4828936
Masaokis is the true God.

>>4839159
>Are you Asian

Fortunately not.

>>4839252
This was one of the more disgusting videos Ive seen on here

>>4839252
That's because Masao is basically cheating in a thread like this.

>>4839252
i think there was 3 masao videos posted before this
pay the fuck attention

>>4837711

>>4829442
Those poor Chickens.....

>>4836660

How the fuck does this drunkard have not one but two shows where she doesn't bake or cook a dam thing?
What's even worse is that people actually defend her.

>>4838447
I dont.

I just dont get that the reaction to a Christian tradition is to have a black tradition. It makes me think the motive is probably racist.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RlK0Xd4c2c

Watch the whole thing before you criticize why I mentioned this video.

>>4833346
It's become an inside joke with my boyfriend that Tyler is the only male I find more attractive than my bf.

>>4828624
>sea pikelsssss ahawuahsuh

wheres that crazy euro who made videos cooking? he made a video once making coffee

>>4839032
It's not unusual.

>>4839173
>>4839252
Do you people even read?

>>4839650
>nutritious

Fuck this bitch, didn't care for the jokes either.

>>4839686

dat 'fro.

>>4839650
I'm strangely attracted to that woman, she's got the perfect housewife thing going on.

>>4839811
>jewfro mullet

>>4839650
That metal spatula on that pan tho...

>>4839650
> Watch the whole thing before you criticise why I mentioned this video

If it's necessary for you to say this beforehand, post a more relevant video ffs.

>>4828734
I honestly was close to crying

>>4839650
>whole jar of mayonnaise
>shredded orange cheese
>topped with more orange cheese
>"cute, tender squirrel butt"

Would you like cheese with that comes immediately to mind.

>>4828772
At least she put in some vegetables.

>>4830503
Who the fuck boils the pasta sheets anyway?

>>4828929
At least he is entertaining in knowing they're filming a crock of shit.

>>4839683
I hope you dont mean markorepairs
but i have something
that is absolutely horrifying
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkkE6Eu1AME
and he really eats them too

>>4829442
You can actually hear him growing.

Is the heavy breathing hears in a lot of these videos simply because these people are morbidly obese and are literally suffocating themselves or is it more of an induced behaviour. I know in the chicken can video the guys starts to get excited and breathes deeper and faster and he couldn't keep his hands still.

>>4839992
what is it exactly?
his kitchen is gross but i don't really see anything wrong with what he's eating

>>4840066
He is boiling meatballs, fish sticks bacon(?) sausages and something i dont recognize
and in the other pan there is some pasta and rice

>>4830980
7:20

>>4828907
I'm sure his folks were thrilled when they saw their pot bottom burnt to shit.

>>4830777
Obviously, otherwise he'd be on /fit/.

>>4828907
Can someone please .gif the part where he starts flicking his tongue out seductively around six minutes in?

>>4840153

>>4840350
that's disturbing

>>4840350
>>4840350

reese's puffs detected

>>4839992
>NOM NOM

>>4840350

Thanks boner.

>>4828624
TOE MAY TOE
SEA PIKELS

>>4839999
Like groaning tectonic plates that push new mountain ridges up from the earths crust where they kiss new flabs and folds are summoned into being on the surface of planet Ham.

>>4838283
she was a crack whore in a former life, no doubt

>>4828727
>ex-con/rapist/pedophile

What on earth are you basing those assumptions on?

>>4841195
There's some website that posts public convictions and that guy was on it for rape. Or at least it was someone who looks EXACTLY like him.

Not gross, but this just makes me so mad.
NOT PUDDING.
NOT BIG.
EVERYTHING IS WRONG.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BsPejwvIL4

>>4828841

>>4841905
No.

>>4841905
aw shes adorable though

>>4829326
>skin back..
>All the seasoning out

How retarded is he?

>>4838082
>Putting it on a this
Who the fuck forgets what a fork is.

>>4842869
juggalos with no teeth

>>4828621
bump