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Anonymous Fri Oct 11 06:56:07 2013 No.4862448 [Reply] [Original]

Thinking of getting one of these if I see it in the store. Anyone have one of these and can comment on the quality of the outcome?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfZMZo1Rclo

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 07:20:07 2013 No.4862475 >They should just sell eggs in a hard shell that you can boil them in, and then remove when you're ready to eat them. >Oh...wait.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 07:25:07 2013 No.4862481 can you modify it with a fleshlight

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 07:27:07 2013 No.4862488 This would go well with the EZ Cracker. http://youtu.be/6e3z2H1O5zE

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 08:17:56 2013 No.4862553 >>4862448 You should get one of these, OP. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1-R8mizqRc

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 08:52:59 2013 No.4862591 File: 177 KB, 600x400, 1361027675295.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4862448 >verticle cooking technology That "technology" would be a heated tube, friend.

>>	ram Fri Oct 11 09:25:00 2013 No.4862655 >>4862553 those crazy white people. what will they think of next

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 10:01:20 2013 No.4862719 >>4862488 Woah. I am 100% sure I would buy that if I saw an ad for it at 3am while drunk.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 10:23:05 2013 No.4862738 >>4862488 >and we've all done THIS! Is the "we" they refer to a group of special needs children?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 10:27:25 2013 No.4862744 File: 1.44 MB, 256x175, 1378049109549.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4862488 lol If you listen to the sound of the eggs cracking you'll notice it is the exact same recorded sound being used for everything.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 10:32:05 2013 No.4862751 >>4862744 I can honestly say I have never done any of those

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 10:34:06 2013 No.4862755 how is an egg popsicle visually appealing? it's not it looks like you're eating the dick of an eggman

Anonymous Fri Oct 11 10:36:06 2013 No.4862759
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>>4862751
Me either. I've never had trouble with eggs. Well, fresh eggs from my chickens are a real bitch to peel after being hard boiled. The inner membrane between the shell and egg wants to pull away pieces of the egg every time. Store bought eggs that are much older than fresh eggs are easy to peel when hard boiled at least.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 10:52:05 2013 No.4862782 How long until someone sticks their dick in one?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 11:06:05 2013 No.4862807 >>4862782 >implying it hasn't already happened

Anonymous Fri Oct 11 11:34:40 2013 No.4862830
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I....huh.

I was all ready to mock it, watched the vid, now I'm just confused. Not sure how it's supposed to replace pan frying eggs in any way, that's stupid. But I don't know, there might be something there.

Anonymous Fri Oct 11 11:36:40 2013 No.4862833

>>4862782
This reminds me of when a friend of mine told me about her old job at a hospital's emergency room. It seems guys stick their dicks into lots of things they really shouldn't. In fact there was a special machine made that allowed the doctors to remove glass bottles off of guy's dicks (no plastic bottles back then like today). There was only one machine like that back then and it was constantly being flown from hospital to hospital to remove bottles from guy's dicks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 11:39:55 2013 No.4862837 >>4862448 fuck, yesterday I watched a lot of infomercials like that, shit's too hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 11:41:55 2013 No.4862838 >>4862738 I love that part in all those commercials >HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU

Anonymous Fri Oct 11 11:42:55 2013 No.4862839

>>4862833
If they weren't sticking there dick in something they were sticking things inside their dick. Guitar wire, incense stick, chop sticks, crocheting needle, ugh. The guitar wire one actually punctured his urethra and he needed surgery. The rest left abrasions on the urethra and they were in pain and pissing blood.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 11:49:55 2013 No.4862850 >>4862839 That reminds me of this short story http://chuckpalahniuk.net/features/shorts/guts

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 13:09:15 2013 No.4862953 >>4862837 I was confused as fuck when I realized we got an infomercial channel in our cable upgrade But every now and then I find myself watching it for hours

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 13:30:34 2013 No.4862977 >>4862850 I don't have an appropriate image for this but it would be similar to: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 13:33:32 2013 No.4862980 >>4862850 Haunted is a great book every short story in it is this bad

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 13:34:32 2013 No.4862981 >>4862980 yeah

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