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>That asshole who shows up to Thanksgiving with cranberry sauce with whole berries
>That bigger asshole who attempts to make his own

Theres only one food that taste best canned and processed. Don't fuck with perfection

>> No.4959735

>>4959731
Homemade cranberry jelly is GOAT. You're just commercialized and deserve the subpar food you are used to. Also, your assholes sound like good cooks and real bros who are not posting on 4chan bitching about your picky eating habits.

>> No.4959734

My grandmother used to make her own cranberry sauce with walnuts. Then my grandfather just had to go and die and now she doesn't cook anymore.

>> No.4959740

Oh look, it's an asocial fucktard.
If I make homemade cranberry sauce you sure better like it fucker.

>> No.4959751
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4959751

i once made a cranberry sauce from some re-hydrated craisins. i just boiled them with a bit of water and sugar until they turned into a jelly.

it tasted so much better than any other type of cranberry sauce i've had. such an intense cranberry flavor.

>> No.4959777

>>4959751
swap half the water for orange juice and you have a winner.

>> No.4959785

cranberries are disgusting and thanksgiving was last month faggots

>> No.4959790

Thanksgiving is not a global phenomenon, please restrain your posts to the american boards.

>> No.4959795

>>4959790
4chan is the American board

>> No.4959796

>>4959790

Don't be mad that only merican's have a reason for giving thanks.

>> No.4959799

>>4959785
>>4959790
Hue hue

OP, homemade is best tier. You're a faggot

>> No.4959803

0/10.
Not even worth the time it took to type this.

>> No.4959840 [DELETED] 

>>4959790
i'm with this guy, fuck you americans and your shit holiday.
>4chan is the American board
it's copy paste from japanese.
>Don't be mad that only merican's have a reason for giving thanks.
Yea, another reason to eat fat fuck.

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>>4959790
>>4959840
>versions of thanksgiving celebrated in Canada, Japan, Germany, etc.
>not global

>> No.4959867
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>>4959790

why don't you start a thread about your native cuisine instead of whining in this one? as an american, i enjoy reading about the customs of other cultures.

pic related is my favorite american dish.

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>tfw moved out of the US 2 years ago and miss mom's thanksgiving so fucking bad

Maybe next year I'll just do my own. I don't really have enough money this year to get a whole feast going.

>> No.4959929

>>4959731

You never had the real deal. I love cranberry sauce, I use it as jam.

Cranberry apricot... but I digress.

Honestly, you're a pleb if you don't make your own from fresh ones. I wanted to send my boyfriend home with some last year, for his grandma, and maybe his mom if she understands the language.

He didn't want any... broke my heart a bit.

>> No.4959934

It's tradition that I get the bottom piece of the cranberry sauce :)

>> No.4959938

>>4959934
so you are a power bottom

>> No.4959942

>>4959790
4chan is American. lol also there's thanksgiving in Japan too.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Labor_Thanksgiving_Day

>> No.4959993

>>4959777
hell yeah son I buy frozen cranbs and boil in 100% oj with pulp with just a bit of azucar in that bitch yo niggas will flip

>> No.4960013

>>4959734
my mom tried making something like this last thanksgiving. shit game out good, i hope she does it again. the walnuts are fuckin key

that said, i've always had a soft spot for the canned stuff. but thinking it's the ONLY stuff is fuckin retarded. and if you're that worried, OP, just buy a fuckin can for 50 cents and eat it in the corner or something.

>> No.4960043

>>4959790
>confirmed for assmad injun

does this holiday rustle your jimmies, tonto?

>> No.4960046

>>4960013
>just buy a fuckin can for 50 cents and eat it in the corner or something.
>implying he isn't used to eating in a corner by himself

>> No.4960052

>>4959731
>implying homemade cranberry sauce isn't GOAT tier

>> No.4960053

>>4959790
>>4959840
Dutchfag here, I enjoy celebrating Thanksgiving with my mates, although it's not a Dutch tradition whatsoever. If you don't like these threads, gtfo.

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>>4959790

>> No.4960064

>>4959731
Never ceases to surprise me how many people prefer the canned stuff in my family.
I make mine homemade, but I don't just use cranberries, I add nuts and apples to it.

>> No.4960068

My Dad makes his own cranberry sauce and everyone always loves it and keeps asking him to make it since they say its better than the canned shit
I don't like Cranberry sauce so I don't eat it
>my anecdotal evidence beats your anecdotal evidence

>> No.4960117

My qt made me homemade cranberry sauce just because I like it and it was GOAT.
Way more bitter than canned jellied kind, but I like it that way.
Plus there were no artificial sweeteners in; even the orange juice was fresh-squeezed.
I still like the canned kind though, can't complain.

>> No.4960134

>>4960043
dat awkward feel when ur white and spending thanksgiving with ur injun SO's family

>> No.4960165

>>4960134
remember to thank them for tending to the land before we got here, then ask them to pass the corn bread.

but really though, what I don't understand is why they want to be called "American Indians" now instead of "Native Americans." They aren't from India. Why the fuck do they want to be called "Indians"? Can someone explain this to me?

>> No.4960197

>>4960165
Different groups wish to be called different things. Around my location, they prefer to be called First Nations people or just Native. (That's the ones who want to be noticed as being different. Many of them in my area don't want to be seen as any different than any other person)

>> No.4960223

1. Chutney
Bag of whole cranberries, cook in OJ or 1/3 cup water til berries pop, or 2 cans whole.. Cool. Stir in 1Tbsp each five spice powder and raspberry white balsamic.
2. To mold, prepare raspberry jello with half the cold water. Chill.
In batches, process 1 bag of whole cranberries, 1 orange and peel, and 1/2 cup pecan. Fold in semiset jello.

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>>4960197
>Many of them in my area don't want to be seen as any different than any other person

Gooood. We'll I can sleep easy now that I know I have done my job. I'm glad the heathens have begun to assimilate with the rest of us civilized folk.

>> No.4961171

>>4959840
2chan is the Japanese board
4chan is the American board

Plus the code is really different at this point

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>>4959790
Go back to towelhead-land

>> No.4961823
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4961823

>tfw homemade cranberry sauce
>tfw eating rolls with cranberry sauce the day after thanksgiving
My mom makes the most amazing rolls.

>> No.4961826

Chef John's Tangerine Cherry Cranberry Sauce... goddamn it was so good I just ate it as a dessert.

>> No.4961828

>>4961823
My mom has the biggest rolls, I get my hands on them every time I get the chance.

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>>4959731
OP not only loves the worst possible version of something, he degrades what must ultimately be better.

>> No.4961908

>>4959751
Not sure you'd need additional sugar. Those things are already damn sweetened.