/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5074594
Jesus Christ you act fast I just closed that tab.

Bitches love Premade cookies.

>having to show off your guns all the time

compensating for something?

/c/k// is the best board

STAB THAT SHIT

You really should've killed Squid when you had the chance

We're...we're sorry, /ck/. He has some...issues...just humor him for now. He'll get tired and go to sleep eventually.

>>5074601
>compensating for something?
huh?

>>5074601
Yes, not being able to show my penis all the time. This is suffering.

Get that bitch stripped

>>5074601
>guns
>s
he only has one that I can see

glocks everywhere...develop some taste in guns before you return here.

Get em on the pan

>>5074635
Cookies were shit, I only ate one.

Left them on the pan too long after taking them out of the oven.

Thread ruined.

GG Michaelangelo.

Wow man this thread is fucking epic, I like it.

>>5074635
You retard, you've destroyed one of the cookies with your knife!
Oh, well, collateral damage. Now cover it up like a real american military man.

>>5074594
Sorry Mike, I already beat you to this thread.
Did it back in November.

>>5074709
But did you pop Squid's cooking cherry in your thread?

That is te question.

>>5074736
Oohhhhh, I see!

No. No I did not. Pray continue!

>>5074709
Shut up zed.

>>5074764
blow it out your ass cigarette boy.

Also, I think /ck/ should be like, /k/'s side piece or something. Don't tell /an/, she will fucking flip.

>>5074770
Taking it a little too far you little jerk

>>5074764

The plural of podium is podia.

>>5074778
well, you're just a little bitch nigger, so it's ok.

Oh great a K on CK I gues that means he is a KoCK sucker. Kill yourself.

>>5074792
/facepalm

>>5074792
I am sad to say this kind of gave me the giggles m8.

>>5074792
/k/s been all up in this shit for ages.

>leave /k/ because of ignorant "stop liking what I don't like" bullshit every day
>migrate to /ck/ where this still exists but not nearly as bad
>shittiest people from /k/ decide to do the same shit

goddamnit.

>>5074805
>using buns
>no condiment
Why use buns at all? They'll be dry as sin.

>>5074817
Eh, probably, but I've been unpleasantly surprised by sausage juicyness before. You think it's alright cause there's a thick bun to protect you, then you bite into it and Niagra falls rushes out into your face and into the bun.

That's why I became a pussy and eat em with a fork and knife.

>cooking with 420chan & lazy white thrash
I was about to say fix'd, but /k/ fits that, too.

>>5074817
It's like you've never had a juicy brat on a fresh bun before.

Do you know anything about food at all?

>>5074854
zed can you post a picture of yourself

>>5074869
There are plenty of people with pics of me. I'm sure one of them will be willing to oblige.

is this circlejerk thread really needed in /ck/? Is /k/ this full of tripfaggots?

>>5074892
>Is /k/ this full of tripfaggots?

There are some decent people in /k/ that contribute quality OC and have decent discussions. These discussions by these people are ruined 99% of the time by the scholars you've found in this thread.

>>5074937
/k/ shill please leave

Sorry for not updating, was driving

>>5074594

>healthy_food.jpg

>>5074951

wat. I'm telling you /k/ is a shithole because of the tripfags.

greetings from /k/

yesterday while shooting my buddies and I just made beans and rice out in the dessert

Commiefornia reporting in

>>5074964
Currently at a Memorial for a fallen /k/omrade, so updates are slow.

Looks good!

>>5075198
Bitches don't know!!!!

>>5074937
This, exactly this. Better than 85% of the good content on /k/ is generated by Tripfags, while +90% of the horrific shitposting that infects the board is posted buy Anonfags-- the scholars you see in this thread.

I've seen it over and over too, Anon. There's no way anyone can really argue otherwise anymore.

>>5075202
nice job you didnt burn the edges of the cookies

>>5075202
I have never seen a more beta picture in my life. You beta faggot. You have to take pictures of your guns to feel masculine. I pity you. Fuck off back to k with all the other beta faggots

>>5075233

but when the shit hits the fan, he finally won't be a loser anymore

Why don't any of you actually use the guns in your cooking?

>>5074969
Slide locked back with magazine in and safety off.
This is riling my autism really hard.

>>5075236
He always be beta. If it ever came to a point where he had to use his firearms. He would probably just take the easy way out and shoot himself like the beta faggot he is

>>5075233
>britfag detected
how is M'kulu's cock today, Derbysham? You give him a nice 'reward' for not throwing acid in your moms face?

>>5075255

Still stroking it to the thought of dark men bukkakeing your female blood relatives, I see?

>>5074594

I got the same toothbrush, aww yi

>>5075255
If you need to show a gun to show how masculine you are. You really aren't an alpha male. You're a beta faggot. If your country wants to have the gun laws that it has, then so be it. That it up to you and your government. But showing guns off is beta as fuck.

>>5075268
>typical jelly eurotrash

careful with those edges brah. I hear they recently outlawed them in your country

>>5075268
Come at me bro.

>>5075259
No, I am saying that is what you do. That is why they can flog shop owners that sell alcohol or conduct business during daily prayers, and you can go to jail for saying you hate them.

Go on. type that out and send it over the internet, see if Big Ben won't come knocking serving you papers for "inciting racial hatred".

>>5074594
>no mres

>>5074792
>/cK/
>not a subsidiary of /k/

>>5075298
What am I "jelly" from. I'm glad that not just every retard can get a gun in my country. I'm not saying that your country should change its firearm laws. I'm just glad I don't live in a country where I have to fear that myself or my daughter might get shot. Fuck off back to the only board on 4-chan that's gayer than fit

>>5075300
It's like you are having a beta competition. Congratulations. You've won

>>5075308
Yes. Because tower bells often come "serving papers". Honestly fuck off back to your own board and your jewish overlords Ck doesn't want you

>>5074594
>guns on cooking table
That's gross.

>GUNS = PENISES

A fear of weapons (firearms included) is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional development.

Additionally, even were it the case, who would be crazier? Someone obsessed with dicks or someone who wants to confiscate all dicks?

>>5075359
Yes.

When I bought a gun for the first time it was like having TWO DICKS

I felt so POWERFUL.

TWO DICKS.

Then i got a rifle and then i had THREE DICKS.

One in each hand and one on my back

>>5075360
>MFW I read that in William Shatner's voice

>>5075359
That is the most ridiculous statement I've seen ever. Have your fucking guns. I'm quite happy watching you kill each other. One day you will realise the only need for guns is hunting ( unless you live in a war zone which obviously you do)

>>5074594
Using chocolate milk on cocoa pebbles?

>>5075388

Oh sure. The streets of Montreal are running red with blood as we speak.

>>5075388
>unless you live in a war zone

inb4 gunfags saying they can't afford to move to a safe neighborhood because they spent all their money on guns, also the jewish conspiracy is why they're not a winner. also some graphic sexual fantasy about minorities gang banging their daughters (as if they could get near enough to a woman to procreate)

>>5075399
Just when I thought you couldn't be anymore beta. You live in French speaking Montreal. No wonder you're scared. It's the French running through your blood. Poor you, I pity you. Sit by your door with your rifle all night. Also-fuck off to k

>>5075388
I would shoot anyone who tried to steal from me. We can't all be giant pussies.

>>5075388
>One day you will realise the only need for guns is hunting

Why does "need" factor into the equation at all? There are a great many things in this world, and the vast majority of them nobody "needs".

>>5075414

Scared? Who said anything about being scared? Hell, I was mocking you for the warzone comment.

Keep projecting your emotions onto other people, brah. That way you won't have to face them!

>>5074594

Do the pizza rolls.

I am in Japan, they don't sell them here and I am dying for some pizza rolls.

>>5075356
You apparently have no concept of how clean /k/ maintains their firearms.

>>5076100
>Campbells soup
>cheap wine

woah who let the pleb in

>>5076101
>thinks that's Campell's Soup
I'm not even going to start on your ignorance of wine.

>>5076104

>$5

http://www.wine-searcher.com/find/smoking+loon

>>5076104
Its wine you can buy at fucking walmart, and all those guns are cheapass, banged up hand-me-downs from a gunshow.
Please, enlighten us with your knowledge, O Great Tripfag Who Won't Fuck Off.

>>5076104
>>5076109

>>5076109
>equates price with quality
damn, lol, keep posting dumb shit it's funny

>>5076115
>all those guns are cheapass, banged up hand-me-downs from a gunshow.
you literally know nothing>>5076115

>>5076119

It's cheap wine Zed. What's the soup pray tell?

>>5076119
There are decent wines that are affordable .
Smoking Loon is not one. Smoking Loon is convenience store quality.

Honestly I think /k/ is the only board that can invade other boards(/g/, /a/, /tv/ etc.) and people ended up loving the thread. I find it ironic that /k/ never invade /pol/ however.

>>5076129
It is inexpensive, yes. But it's a consistent, decent, unpretentious and drinkable California Chardonnay that is much better than it's pricetag suggests. It's an everyday wine that pairs well with a common meal like the one I made.

It's homemade chicken and dumplings. Doesn't really need a bottle of Le Montrachet beside it.

>>5076142
>/k/ invade /pol/
ocean of piss, etc.

>>5076148
Sorry, didn't realize your boyfriend workd for Smoking Loon. I'll stop making fun of it.

>>5076148
Do you want me to bring you some lipstick with that?

>>5076142

Considering how /pol/ threads are in /k/, yeah. Fuck no.

>>5076148

>anon says it's cheap wine
>you act pretentious about it, implying he doesn't know what he's talking about
>it's as cheap as wine can get

There's nothing wrong with cheap wine, or even homemade wine, but yeah, get over yourself.

>>5076170
You really need to google the definition of 'pretentious'. I'm being the exact opposite here.

>>5076179
>I'm not even going to start on your ignorance of wine.

That's pretentious Zed.

>>5076179

>Attacking someones use of words

The last, clawing grip of the typical shitposter in an argument. This can be seen on many boards, including /g/, /v/, /pol/, /k/ and even /fit/. However, this is seldom seen on /b/, or some of the slower SFW boards.

>>5076182
No, that's just calling someone who's being pretentious ignorant.
>>5076187
You're being supercilious.

>>5076191

>pretentious
>attempting to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed.

Now, we're not talking about him. We're talking about you.

>I'm not even going to start on your ignorance of wine.

Also supercilious.

>>5076191
>ignorant
>says the wine is cheap
>it is cheap

u wot m8

>>5076077
I actually just got back from the funeral and was going to bake the pizza rolls. I'll take some pictures.

>Tfw no garlic salt

>>5076204
I love it when Anon does the tried-and-true "i'll pretend to be retarded" troll

>>5076206

You are my fucking hero

>>5076212

*tripfag

>>5076211
>lay out your utensils

>>5076229
>stab that shit

>>5076231
>arrange one inch apart

Fuck that shit!!! Dump them bitches all over!

>>5076236
fucking hell man

>>5076212
Isn't that why you guys started this thread?

>>5076237
Now we wait.

PS: RIP Veers.

>>5076242
At least your drip pans are cleaner than Zeds.

>>5076241
oh, you're not pretending

>>5076241
>you guys
Wat.
Michelangelo and I work utterly independently. Hell, we fight more than we get along. Try harder, newfag.

>this thread

>>5076241
>implying Zed is part of this

>>5076249
Ily bby ;-)

Them Bitches is done

Cookie time!

>>5076300

>>5074601
>>5075233
>>5075268

I honestly hope this person isn't serious. It's not really "showing off", we're on image boards that are specific to different hobbies and interests. When one board politely visits another and makes a thread relevant to the board it's visiting's topic, why should they not try to involve their board's hobby?

I mean, it's no different than if someone from /o/ came over and posted pictures of them barbecuing with their car(s) in the background.

If you can't tolerate somebody having guns as a hobby, then you are, in fact, the beta.

YOU ARE THE CRYBABY

Pic related, it's me, I'm an absolute alpha male.

>>5076327
I absolutely agree, Anon.

>>5076334
Yeah, I always thought that people like that were some kind of exaggeration or joke, but if this guy is serious, then I fear for humanity.

>>5076327
>Pic related, it's me, I'm an absolute crybaby.
fix'd

>>5076343
Confirmed for trying to be an asshole and knows it

(Assuming it's the same person)

zed is a complete faggot and half a retard, but its funny to see other boards get annoyed at his retard antics

>>5076357
That's like sticking a baby sitter with your retard kid and then laughing at her while she cleans his shit off the walls.
Enjoy the vacation while it lasts, /k/.

>>5076346

That' picutre is fucking adorable.

>>5074594

>milk and pizza rolls requiring refrigeration
>cookies requiring an oven
>cereal with godawful calorie density
>excess of heavy sidearms and lack of ammunition

1/10 would not bring even if it was not happening

complete waste of storage space

>>5074594
BASED TRUMOO

will you faggots take your pleb premade baking and fuck off to >>>/out/ or something.

>>5076480
Suck a chode.

>>5076480
Moar like MOUT, amiright?

If you spent even half of what you spend on your guns on decent kitchen wares this would have been worth reading.

why am i not surprised that the /k/ idiots only care to make prepared oven shit food

>>5076211

Thanks.

To put into context how much I have been dying for them, I actually looked into the feasibility of shipping them across the pacific (protip: it isn't)

>>5076499
Why don't you actually put your guns to use?
Hunt some possum or deer and make some real food.

>>5076592

That would be a bad ass thread.

Pictures going from the reloading of the shell casing, to the killing of the deer, to the cleaning, to the cooking etc.

>>5076594
Hey did you see that rabbit thread recently?
Some guy killed two pet rabbits and cooked them, it was really interesting.

>>5076624

No, I missed it.

Sounds awesome though.

>>5076592
We are actually NODs down hunting raccoons apartment complex right now

>>5076672
pics?

>>5076674

>>5076684

I would just like to interject for a moment and say no one on /k/ but maybe That Guy knows how to cook.

>buying mcdonalds for racoon bait

>>5076687
http://www.traileraddict.com/clip/step-brothers/deleted-scene-night-vision-goggles-alternate

>>5076718

I bet meplat could make some damn good food.