/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I fucking hate it when people store things in the oven. My grandparents used to store boxes of cereal in the oven, a habit that my mom eventually picked up and started doing out of the blue one day. Just so happens that I also chose that day to bake some chicken, so first thing I do: preheat the oven to 375 and go watch tv while it warmed up. A few minutes later, there's all of a sudden smoke billowing out of the kitchen and the smoke alarms going off as 4 fucking boxes of cereal ignited in the oven.

I couldn't tell if my dad was more pissed off at me for cranking up the oven and not checking inside first, or at my mom for putting the god damn cereal in the fucking oven to begin with.

>>5149269

What kind of retard would use that space for storage? That makes no sense.

>>5149269
>go through the extra effort
Kill yourself

>>5149283
My mom used to store pans that were too big for any of her cabinets in the oven, but she has always been meticulous about her kitchen and has never forgotten once that they were in there. Also, we weren't allowed to use any appliances besides the microwave without her express permission, so there was no danger of someone turning the oven on.

>not putting the clip back on the chip bag

>>5149283
That wasn't very nice.

>>5149316

>stale bag of family size chips

>housesit at my parent's for a week
>they give me free reign of the fridge
>but there's nothing to fucking eat

It's funny how quickly a person's diet can change.

>>5149269
There are so many things that get my goat.
>storing cut tomatos in the fridge and leaving them there for weeks on end, without using them. no saran wrap, no little plastic tub. just wrinkled, disgusting tomatos
>not checking the fridge to see what to buy before going to the store
>leaving vegatables in the fridge so long, they go rotten and leave slime in the vegatable crisper
>using sticks of butter, instead of the olive oil butter in a tub that is right in front of them
>not washing dishes before putting them into the dishwasher, and then complaining that they're "rusted"
>putting PLASTIC tubs in the dishwasher, and then complaining that they're warped.
>having not one, not two, but THREE DIFFERENT SHELVES AND DRAWERS for plates, silverware, and cups.
>not knowing to put down aluminium foil on a baking sheet to keep fat and grease from sticking and coagulating on it, thus keeping the pan clean.

pic related: my sanity at living with my parents.

>>5149316
>>5149325
You use a clip? I just fold the top over and sit it on top of it. Do you also re-twist-tie bread?

>Use any and all clean dishes, pots, pans, etc when they need to make their Ramen because to hell if they clean up anything before or after needing to use it.

>Leave packets of deli meats, cheeses, fruits open in fridge. Also leave caps off milks, juices, sauces, etc.

>Drink/eat all my stuff out of the fridge I was forced to buy myself because of point above when I'm not home because their stuff "went bad for some reason".
>Don't pay me back, don't clean out their mess in the main fridge, don't buy new stuff because my shits always there for them.

>Dishwasher and sink drains/disposals break. "LOL not like we use those anyway.
>Go out and buy paper products so they don't have to wash anything.

ITT: basement dwellers complain that the free ride they get from their parents isn't perfect

>>5149282
I did something similar but it was chemical cleaner and the oven literally exploded. Well the front flew off and there was toxic gas everywhere. The cleaner is not stored there anymore.

>>5149290
> butthurt oven storer detected

>>5149269
My mum leaves pots and pans in her oven which didn't make much sense to me but I don't cook much at home, and if I do it's generally pasta, curry, etc, nothing oven cooked.

At university, my fucking roomates left the kitchen in such a shit-tip that I kept all my pots and pans in a drawer in my room. Fuck those guys.

I store pots/pans in the oven. My apartment's kitchen is tiny as fuck and there's no goddamn place to put them.

Plus I rarely ever actually bake anything. I use the stovetop for 95% of the things I make.

>the ladies faces when my roommate constantly has an open jar of peanut butter with a spoon sticking out of it on his desk

>>5149283
People who don't have much space for storage.

>flat has about 4 pots
>roommate cooks sth
>uses 3 pots
>stores the 3 pots with the rest of her dinner (1 potato, a few beans, some pasta) outside for 4 days

>roommate openly demands you to clean up his stuff, while I am cleaning the my room and the kitchen

>roommate showers before he goes to bed and opens the window afterwards (middle of winter/-15 degree celsius outside)
>icecold bathroom in the morning with snow piling up on the floor
>does it again and again

>limited cutlery, etc
>roommates pile their stuff up in the sink for days and then leave for a week

>come home from a long day of work
>living room is tidy and clean
>kitchen is organized, not a pan or plate left on the counter
>fridge and pantry are full of staples, nothing old or nasty hiding in there

Such is the life of having your own place.

>living with others

>>5150668
>>5150673
>7 months remaining
life will be glorious, but I will have nobody to eat my pastry

>>5150647
I can feel you on that last one
One of the two works raves, so obviously he gets fucked up a lot. well he will cook, get high, go to work and we wont see him for a few days. Well see his dishes tho

>>5149269
My mom used to store pots and pans in the oven too sometimes. It wasn't a lot of stuff in the oven itself but it was a gas oven so there was a pilot light on in it which made it a warm, not hot, just a little warm, so let's say she washed out a pot or pan she could sit in the oven and over an hour or so they'd dry out.

>>5150668

>end of spring break, come back to the shared flat I live in after few weeks at my parents' house
>got some kickass goulash from my mom which I just need to heat up
>open kitchen door
>flick on light switch
>one of the bulbs broke, kitchen is in penumbra
>a cloud of fruitflies smashes into my face
>kitchen looks like something from a Hieronymus Bosch painting, decaying stuff and leftovers everywhere
>a fuckhuge spider has built it's web at one end of the kitchen and is making a feast of the flies
>Okay, relax, you just need the stove this evening, it'll look better in the morning
>try to find a bowl to use
>lift one up from the counter
>there's a wet popping sound
>the underside of the bowl is crawling with fly larva

They at least try to clean up when I'm around, but once you leave them to their own devices...

>receives sms from roommate, asks me if I want to cook something together for supper

sure, I´m game.

>second sms on a week, wants to cook something together for supper

Ok

>third-fourth sms in a week, wants to cook something together for supper

I had to invent an excuse and tell him I allready ate (I didn´t).

He´s a nice decent dude and we haven´t had any kind of trouble, but sometimes I just wish to cook/eat by myself and for myself. No sure way to say this without the possibility of him getting offended.

>tfw we only have one big pan to cook things in
>tfw when I come down to cook breakfast it's always on the side, covered in a ton of oil and has burnt egg in it
Like seriously, my mum uses so much fucking oil, just to cook like 2 eggs.

>live at uni in with 3 roommates
>they treat the kitchen like shit
>unwashed shit piled up everywhere because they can't be bothered to wash it
>I only ever wash my own stuff because fuck them
>when they run out of stuff they just use mine and leave it on the side
>mfw I leave at the end of year without helping to tidy up the shithole kitchen at all

>bring a board and sharpie to the kitchen so that (male) roommates and me can write up important memos/grocery lists

>one keeps doing smileys on every note he leaves
>the other one writes lovey-dovey crap with his girlfriend everytime she comes by to visit him
>a doodle of a turd with happy face

I want to burn that board.

>>5150712
He probably knows it this way from home... Just talk to him like a grown up, explain you enjoy your freedom after moving out and you'd like to experience cooking for yourself. Is it only a problem to cook together or do you want to eat alone as well? If it's the second there aren't much possibilities, if it's the first just suggest some evenings you cook, others him.

>>5150709
I used to live with roommates that were like that.
When that happened to me, the dirty dishes literally reached up 2-3 feet.
Everyone was at work, so I opened the back door and threw EVERYTHING out onto the back porch, in the middle of winter, with several feet of snow on the back deck.

>>5150733

Good god, this. I don't want to be a killjoy, but do my roomies really have to treat the whiteboard in the kitchen like a freaking toilet stall?

>onions in the fridge
>not cleaning up
>not using there own food/not asking if they can eat mine
>cooking everything on high and getting shit burnt onto the bottom of the pan.

>>5150673
i laughed for like 2 minutes straight after reading that file name, kudos to you

>>5150673
What's it like being autistic?

>>5150767
>"People tend to be selfish and shitty and I prefer to live on my own so I only have my own shit to take care of."
>HURR YOU MUST BE AUTISTIC!

There's no storage space for my cast iron, landlord decided its best to place it in the oven. My other roommate always forgets the take it out when preheating, but I don't really mind.

>>5150767
I'm sorry that I offended you, south european manchild and/or economically dependent no-life.

>>5150779
More like someone who lived the life of an undergrad and shared a home with his good friends and had an amazing time.

I've been living with my girlfriend for the past 4 years. Sure wish I was alone like you!

>>5150772
>People tend to be selfish and shitty
Maybe you aren't autistic, but you are at least immature and have problems with social interactions and empathizing with others.

>>5150750
I really don´t mind cooking together. The problem is when:

-I had cravings for that special dish and have only enough ingredients for one portion. So I now have to endure and eat pasta with my roommate instead.

-I really feel like grabbing my plate, go to my room and fuck around in the internet while eating and scratching my balls. Not entabling a civilized conversation with my roommate, telling how my day was and washing dishes together.

Like my initial post said, "first world problems".

>>5150795
>"My roommates don't clean up after themselves and leave their shit out until the kitchen is filled with mold and flies because they know it pisses me off and I'll clean it up eventually."
>YOU'RE IMMATURE AND SOCIALLY STUNTED!
>YOU HAVE TO EMPATHIZE WITH YOUR ROOMMATES I'M SURE THEY HAVE A REALLY GOOD REASON FOR IT!

>>5150756
my roommates use it as a passive aggressive outlet

"whoever did THIS, please do THIS INSTEAD"

"WHOEVER PUT THAT THERE, IT DOESN'T GO THERE"

etc. Even though they always know full well who fucked up and are too afraid to just tell them face to face. I hate the white board.

>>5150791
>I'm superior because I don't like living by myself
I assumed you were that because you're buttmad at me having a different opinion than your own. Guess you're just egocentric.

>>5150796
I know exactly what you mean but even if it's a little inconvenient at first, developing the social skill to eat a meal together while making conversation is really useful in both romantic relationships and your career. You will lern to like it and make it part of your day, trust me.

I'm not saying do every meal together every day, but let it get somewhat of a routine. Eating in front of the computer/TV isn't too healthy anyway... Not that I don't do it almost every day.

>>5150803
You said you prefer to live alone because people are, "selfish and shitty". You never mentioned the part about roommates not cleaning up after themselves. Do you think we all know you on /ck/?

By the way, you do sound like you have issues with social interactions. Is this not true? Do you have many close friends and are you able to have comfortable, long conversations with people? When you walk into a room full of strangers, do you feel incredibly uncomfortable? Do you have problems maintaining eye contact?

>>5150791
So you're a privileged fuck, is what you're saying.
Not everyone gets to have a grand old time with their best bros. A lot of us have to shack up with people we're unfamiliar with or people we don't know. For that matter, I roomed up with two friends in college who ended up being total shitheels. They cleaned up real nice and looked good in public but at home they lived like fucking pigs.

One of my roommates ordered shirts in bulk via Threadless and Zazzle. He spent literally SIX MONTHS not doing laundry or wearing the same shirt twice. He'd get home, throw his shirt on the floor, and get another from the closet the next day. It ended when I put all of it into garbage bags, drove it to the cleaners, paid for wash and fold, and presented him with the bill.

Three months later he asked me to do it again.

>>5150712

Kinda got a similar problem, my housemate keeps bringing up cooking together and usually I'd be fine with making something nice that we can enjoy but if we cook together we would need to eat together, and jesus he is the loudest eater I've ever encountered.
His jaw clicks, he grunts and moans, breathes heavily, chews with his mouth open... I can't eat in the same room as him because the sounds make me cringe. I couldn't handle sitting there listening to those sounds in between cries of

>"oooh yeah this was such a good idea, we should cook together more often!"
>"a little less mascarpone next time!"

I feel like a douche and don't want to offend him but seriously

>>5150815
No, yes, yes, no, and I used to, but then I found out you can look directly at someone's ear and to them it looks like you're making direct eye contact.

>>5150820
>living with your friends is being a privileged fuck
Or do you mean just having friends?

>>5150815
You realize this WHOLE THREAD is filled with shit like that, right?
If these threads don't make you realize "roommates suck shit 95% of the time" then I don't know what will.

>>5150834
Fuck off and stop trying to project onto me you goddamn worthless cunt.
Familiarity breeds contempt. If you lived with friends and found they had NO character faults about them and you all just got along perfectly and everyone played their role and everyone acted like good, responsible human beings, then YES, you're privileged as fuck and experiences something that most people in a roommate situation will not.

>>5150837
statistics much?
Why would anyone here write "My roommate is decent and we get along well"? That's not a story. "My roommate stinks and burns water on the stove" is a story. Those threads shine a very distorting light on shared flats.

>>5150832
>you can look directly at someone's ear and to them it looks like you're making direct eye contact.
Nope, it doesn't. I work with someone who does this, and it is obvious he is just looking at my ear, chin, etc.

People know when their eye contact is being met. You can't fake that.

>>5150846
>go to university
>make good friends
>live with some of them
>have a good time
>still keep in touch and see each other whenever we can

Privileged. As. Fuck.

>>5150837
>You realize this WHOLE THREAD is filled with shit like that, right?
>If these threads don't make you realize "roommates suck shit 95% of the time" then I don't know what will.
By your logic, lightning must only hit people and buildings.

>>5149269
>>5149282
>>5149283
ITT: people who never lived in an apartment

Fuck off, I have very limited space. I only keep my cast iron skillet and dutch oven in there. If I forget, it's no big deal. I would never put my Teflon pan in there or anything.

>>5150817
You´re right.. Although I try to be REALLY meticulous and careful with my manners when I´m eating on a date or a job related meal (sometimes so much that it´s almost a bother and takes the fun of the tasty food). Family is another deal, but that´s because my younger sis is a table nazi.

Now that I remember, there was one time my roommate didn´t seem that eager to eat together

>what are you cooking, Anon?
>chicken hearts with peas and red wine sauce with basmati rice
>my roommate´s face when

>>5150864
I would eat that without a second thought.

Yeah, you get my point. In the end just do what you like, just don't be a dick to your roommate and be honest with him.

>>5149360
>putting PLASTIC tubs in the dishwasher, and then complaining that they're warped.
I put plastic in the dishwasher all the time and this has never happened

How hot is your dishwasher?

>>5150459
Are you brain dead? Why would you store chemicals in your oven?
WTF MAN.

I live with my dad, and he about drives me insane with his kitchen etiquette.
>clean the kitchen
>it takes two days since he fries everything and grease is everywhere
>leaves mail and other junk on our counter to the point where we have no room to do anything
>clean it all up
>not even a week later and everything is covered in grease again to the point where the cabinets are sticky and there is nowhere to even fit a cutting board from all the goddamn junk


>a pile of dirty dishes in the sink
>there is one cup from me
>my dad refuses to even clean up his shit because of the one cup

>stove is constantly covered in big orange grease spots
>dad asks why I can't clean up "after myself"
>I don't even cook with his oil

>leaving his goddamn ashtrays in the kitchen/on the dining room table

>>5151024

Buy him one of these. I gave up on frying entirely due to the mess until I found these things.

>>5151038
We have one. He doesn't like it.

>>5151039
Oy vey

>>5150815

If over 20 people were staring at me at the same time in a big room for no apparent reason, yes, I'd feel nervous.

>>5151039

Someone is doing something very wrong. Frying might occaisionally splatter something but if it's so bad that things are covered in grease after less than a week something is VERY VERY wrong.

Thoughts:
-using too high of a heat
-putting damp foods into the oil
-frying cheap meat that was injected with "flavoring solution"

Most splattering occurs when water (from meat or marinade or whatever) gets into the oil. Avoiding the splatter is as simple as eliminating that moisture. No extra moisture = no splatter.

The only dish I keep in the oven is a 12" cast iron and an 8qt dutch oven that can't fit anywhere else. I have to take the dutch oven out every time, but only for space.

>>5151050
Moisture is in the food. Ever shallow fry chicken? It sprays oil everywhere, it's just a fact of cooking. But splatter guards are your best friend when shallow frying.

>housemates
>"we're clean freaks"
>leave filthy bowls in sink for weeks
>leave a box of pizza on the table for 5 days, no fridge, not even sure if there's anything in there or if they just left it as trash
>leave rotting food in cabinets and fridge
>fill freezer with lean cuisine, lean pockets, etc.
>only eat shit like those instant microwave velveeta cups
>one makes these microwave burrito things and they make the whole house smell like the toilets at a Taco Bell if you filled a bowl of hot diarrhea with salt
>leave trash on the floor
>never recycle, just throw huge bottles in the trash that takes up all the room
>overfill the trash can, never take it out
>if they have a shopping-bag of trash, will stuff that in the trash can, thus filling it up
>leave dirty pan on the stove for weeks
>leave rotting bowl of fruit
>see one throw away an entire bunch of bananas that has turned black
>leave bag of salad mix that turns to liquid
>constantly fill fridge with boxes of takeout
>they all have meal plans, literally only need to cook themselves one meal a day and still only eat takeout and prepackaged shit
>throw around my good knife, use it to cut butter when one is making rice krispie treats for xmas
>just toss my stuff in the sink if I dare to leave it on the counter for ten minutes while I'm eating/before I clean up
>like, throw my relatively clean, fragile stuff into a soaking pan of grease that they left there
>they wonder why I hate them
>bonus: because of their horrendous diets, their shits stink to high hell like a trash dump, not kidding

>>5149282

Fucking WHY, what the fuck? Find room, there has to be a better solution than OH LET'S STORE SHIT IN THE THING THAT HEATS UP TO 400 F.

>>5149360
>>using sticks of butter, instead of the olive oil butter in a tub that is right in front of them

What is wrong with this? I use butter primarily for cooking lubricant, sometimes toast, but I only buy sticks because why the hell buy two kinds of butter.

>3 shelves of dishes

What the fuck. Into minimalism.

>>5150448

>that everything

Get your own minifridge. Better yet, kill those nasty fuckers and do the world a favor.

>>5149360
>getting upset at people using real sticks of butter
>wanting people to use fake butter
You are worse than anything your parents did.

>>5150775

>cast iron

Fire it's impervious to, but wait until they soak it in detergent.

>>5150759

>sharing pans
>letting them eat your food and not throwing a fit

>>5150812

I leave notes when I want to tell everyone and don't know who specifically to address, because we don't all congregate at once so it's impossible otherwise.

Mine leave happy-sappy passive aggressive notes on the walls. Like a colored pencil crayon, "ho ho ho, unless it's a plate for me, wash your dish and put it away!" and "clean out the sink because if you don't it starts to stink." Like, this would be fine, I agree with those rules. Except that they don't follow them. At all. But oh, it's fine if they do it. Fuck.

>>5151024

I feel you. My dad was nuts about the kitchen; I'm so glad I moved out. At least I can yell at my roommates and tell them off for being slobs.

>>5151266
you gotta move out, dude
they sound like savages

>>5149269
>extra effort
Some of us aren't so fucking fat that its considered an 'effort' to move some pans.

>>5151310
Not him, but >>5151024 here. My dad stores all of his pans of oil in the oven, and it's a bitch to get them out. There's usually at least 4 of them, and finding a place to put them all while I cook is a pain in the ass. Plus a few of them are pretty heavy.

>>5151266
wow.

mine aren't as bad as yours, but they still drive me crazy.

someone in my house thinks it's okay to just leave bags of trash in one corner, rather than just walking outside to the trash cans. leaving pans and dishes dirty for days on end, scouring the shit out of my pans, leaving dirty pans piled up on the stovetop, eating all of my fresh fruit and vegetables, they've bought more maybe twice in the past six months.

I don't have any delusions that I'm making any 4 star meals, but I care a lot about my cooking and my food, so when we first moved in I spent a really long time organizing the kitchen, and subsequently have spent hours cleaning all their dishes, and wiping down counters and the stove, in a vain attempt at having a normal kitchen. They have zero respect for the time and effort i've put in.

When I complained about it to them a few months ago, they agreed to be more aware of their mess. Load of bullshit. They are perfectly fine with leaving stacks of shit covering our front counter, from the sink to the wall, because they'll just end up ordering shitty oversized pizza again and again and again, and shoving the leftovers in to the fridge.

Yeah, I don't really like them anymore. I moved in with them because I was familiar with them, and I assumed that they'd want to behave like actual people.

The loneliest times are when I'd walk home from going to class then working 7 hours, the whole time on my feet, just wanting to cook something nice and healthy and tasty, and they're all sitting on their asses watching shows they've watched 50 times before, while pans are cold and caked over on the stove top.

"We had just finished cooking, we would have gotten to it." They think i'm an asshole.

I can tell when a pan has been sitting out for hours. I'm not stupid.

>>5150709

Similar:

>roommate in college was kind of messy
>did small annoying things like take my bowls to his room to eat, keep them for literally weeks

Wasn't a huge deal, but then:

>go home for weekend
>get back the apartment on Sunday
>table from his room (down a flight of stairs) in the living room with red solo cups all over it
>paper plates everywhere
>upturned chairs
>brownies smooshed all over the (thankfully tile) floor
>beer bottles everywhere
>broken glass from smashed beer bottle all over kitchen floor

And to top it off:

>no one at all in the apartment

Thank $deity my room had a lock on it.

>>5151024
>leaves mail and other junk on our counter to the point where we have no room to do anything

my stepdad uses all tables/counters as his spot to put his newspaper/spam/tax crap. It´s like marking his territory with paper instead of piss.

>younger sister just started living with me
>I'm trying to be better about eating healthier
>half the time she eats the lunch I prepare for work
>her excuse is that she's bulimic and she can't help herself
>sometimes she'll leave me a bite's worth of a sandwich or half a mug of soup left
>"you're fat, anon. you don't need anything more than that"

I'm going to strangle her

>>5149269
I once cooked and cleaned for a low-income family; when I opened the oven, it was filled with bowls of eggs and partially-chewed corn cobs.

>>5151432
I would kick her out now

>>5150452

There's also "roommates" in OPs description

>>5151438

>it was filled with bowls of eggs and partially-chewed corn cobs.

I cannot even

>>5151438
Were...were the eggs whole? Or was it just eggshells?

>>5151432
call her a fat bitch then kick her out

>>5150983
I wager he wasn't enough of an idiot to store it there, was likely some other family member/roommate. Although if it was him, I'm echoing your "He's a fucking retard." sentiment.

>>5151461
Whole, uncooked eggs. Sitting for god knows how long in a gas oven.

>>5151432
Know how a lot of animals establish dominance?
They rape each other.
You know what to do.

>>5149282
>>5149269
>Renevated my kitchen
>Got a second oven, this one gas instead of electric.
>Unless we're making a big holiday meal we no longer use the old electric one
>Now basically a storage shelf for pans and the box of "good" (read: unhealthy, sugary) cereal we try to hide and keep away from the good stuff.

The oven as a storage place isn't too bad

>>5151266
Dude are you me from last year.

>>5149360
>storing cut tomatos in the fridge and leaving them there for weeks on end, without using them. no saran wrap, no little plastic tub. just wrinkled, disgusting tomatos

Yes. I have parents who seem to find it way to difficult to put cling wrap on anything. They'll just put an open bowl of food in the fridge letting it dry out, impart its flavours onto everything else and vice versa. Even halved onions, which isn't something you should put in the fridge anyway, but... I mean, I just don't know why they do it.

>>5151334

Yours sound worse than mine.

Our kitchen here is pretty big and we all have our own separate cabinets. So the mess is spread out. Still, holy shit wash your dishes, how hard is it? Fridge is always jam full, shit falling out whenever I open it. They just buy shit and never eat it because they always get takeout instead. They're turning fatter by the day. Nasty pigs.

The first time they ate my food, I threw a huge fit and then haven't done it since.

I feel you about that not taking the trash out shit, like how lazy can you be, you heifers?

>>5151438

>bowls of eggs and partially-chewed corn cobs.
>corn cobs

Fucking why, are they dogs?

>>5151568

>cling wrap

>used to live with ex and his family
>very nice but weird with food
>huge fridge, always full
>leftovers in there for weeks
>years expired food
>3 open bottles of ketchup and sour cream at once
>so much contamination using the same utensil to get two or more condiments (jelly in the cream cheese, etc.)
>wouldn't use containers, would just use cling wrap
>would have food with a piece of limp cling wrap over it
>one time they packaged mashed potatoes entirely in cling wrap
>I don't even know how they managed that
>a ball of plastic wrapped mashed potatoes
>there were plenty of containers in the cabinet

I hate cling wrap. Doesn't do shit, always falls off. Just use a container, or if it's a tomato just eat the damned thing.

>>5151266
This is my current situation with housing. My house is this bad. I have clean laundry piling up infront of my dryer because i am too lazy to fold it.
-looks around room-
cups filled with cater and then cigarette butts.

Clothes all over my living room/kitchen. Dishes piled too high and they are on my counter. All of my house is a dump and I have no motivation to clean. Wat do??

Captcha: vacuum eddiceg

it knows

>>5151578
They didn't own any pets, and the owner of the house couldn't eat corn on the cob. I'm not sure who chewed the oven cobs. There were at least ten just sitting in there.

>back years ago when I lived with my dad
>he had a literal crack whore for a live in gf
>she was a middle aged meth-mouthed cuntbag
>cheated on him (slept with guys for cocaine)
>racked up ten thousand dollars on his credit card that he's still paying off, ruined his credit
>one day she's "making dinner" (the three of us split it, his day her day my day)
>is heating up canned peas (yes canned, fucking tasteless plebs, I buy frozen now that I moved out, oh god it's delicious) stovetop
>somehow burns them onto the pan
>inch deep layer of blackened peas
>will not come off
>is left to soak for days
>scrubbed with a steel wool
>nope
>pan ruined
>reheating canned peas
>managed to ruin the pan

>makes "meatloaf"
>soggy, flavorless wad of cheap meat full of gristle
>thinks she's the best cook in the world

>one day I'm putting away dishes
>see an uncovered container of a cooked chicken drumstick (leftover from dinner) in the cabinet where we keep the tupperware
>no lid, let me repeat that
>not an accident, no one would make this mistake, was carefully hidden near the back
>wat
>unsanitary, bugs (lived in city, bug issues), why the fuck
>remove it, place in fridge, ask dad wtf
>he didn't do it
>crackwhore did
>she was hoarding it so no one else would eat it
>she didn't cook it, didn't pay for it (never bought groceries, didn't pay bills)
>there is always enough food to eat
>happens a few more times with other strange foods she's trying to hide from us (that my dad bought and either I or he cooked)
>she hides open box of cereal in her room
>cries about the bugs
>one day comes screeching at me about using her tea
>her bagged sub-lipton-tier 200-for-a-dollar teabags
>which I didn't even touch nor did anyone else
>line crossed, tell her the fuck off, intimidate her and get in her face (I'm a 5'3" at-the-time-17 year old girl)
>never directly confronts me again
>just mutters under her breath some curses at me
>continues hiding food in strange places to hoard it
>dad just shrugs

>>5151619

Clean it the fuck up, what the hell is wrong with you, how can you live like that. I mean, you shower and brush your teeth, don't you? Just clean your nasty house.

>>5151640

I just don't know what the fuck.

>>5151619
I find I get cleaning burst when I'm procastinatiing from doing something else. But that's not super healthy, I'll admit.

If you like gamification and outside motivation (reminders and stuff) look up "Unfuck your habitat". They are on tmblr and they have an app with cleaning timers and tips.

>>5151646
jesus christ

This sounds like my older sister. I cannot fathom that kind of behaviour.

>>5151646

>canned peas
>bad

Laugh at the bolshevik, Dima, laugh at him for a long time

>>5151734

Canned peas are horrible, man. What are you smoking? They're like mushy diarrhea colored bitter shit.

>>5151701

Is your sister on drugs?

Because the crackwhore had an addled mind from years of abuse, so that's why she is a fucking nutcase. Normal people don't do that kind of shit.

God damn am I glad I moved out.

>>5151752
>Canned peas are horrible, man. What are you smoking? They're like mushy diarrhea colored bitter shit.

The ones you get here in Germany are grade A dynamite. Even the cheapest ones

>>5151752
No, she's just a retard- to the point where my younger sisters come to visit me at uni to get away from her.

For example, the last 'incident' involved her buying a multipack of crisps and leaving them on her bed, and then she flipped out, shouting and screaming and accusing the rest of us of 'stealing her food', including posting a several-paragraph long rant on facebook. We were all 'wtf lol?' because not only was it dumb, but no one but her was home when the incident occurred. Turned out she had just put clothes on top of the packet.


I won't say any more; I have many more stories just from the past Christmas alone but I have bitched about her way too much on /ck/ and all it does is make me angry.

>>5150733
>Jeez, all of these people are trying to leave happy little symbols everywhere
>BUT I'M A SERIOUS ADULT

>>5150837
>Thread specifically for people to bitch about roommates in a specific situation (cooking/cleaning)
>A good sample of the entire experience of living with someone

Ha

I live with 4 people. The best cooks in the house are me and the convicted felon. The girl doesn't know how to cook at all. The tech support guys only cooks frozen shit. I've never had a problem with my roommates. Everyone eats what me and the felon cook.

Living together with two roommates:

>one is unable to wash the dishes. They are always greasy and stuff sticks on them
>both never press the water out of the sponge, leaving them sogged with old, rancid water

>the other one eats the same 10 things his whole life
>pickiest eater ever
>makes fun of me if I cook something he doesn't like
>e.g.: everything with eggs, garlic, onions, spinach a.s.o.

>I am very busy, so sometimes I can't clean my stuff directly
>he always complains if I leave the dirty pan for more than some hours
>it is not in the way and he does not need it

Also:
>scratching with a metal knife/fork/spoon in a Teflon pan
>not sharpening any knifes at all
>using my good knifes to cut on a plate
>spilling milk, cream or other stuff in the fridge and not cleaning it
>fride is always on level 1. (1-7, 7 is coolest), the condensation runs everywhere, our fridge is leaking
>I am not allowed to turn it colder, they always turn it back to level 1

Seriously, I like those people. But using the same kitchen is a nightmare.

>>5151646
>btw I'm a girl

Fuck off attention whore

>>5151759

In the US canned vegetables are generally awful. Mushy, that discolored yellow-green like baby shit, taste bitter and awful. Send your stuff over here, m8.

>>5153487
>makes fun of me if I cook something he doesn't like

This shit. You don't like it? Fine, don't eat it. Actually making fun of someone for it? My dad used to do that shit, drove me up a wall. It's what a 6 year old would do. Unless it smells awful and stinks up the whole house, then that's valid. Eggs are pretty innocuous, though.

>fridge on warmest

We have the fridge set on 3 and stuff still freezes in it. Makes thawing meat impossible, have to put it on the countertop for a few hours. Someone used to have it set to 6, and shit froze solid, my milk was a milkshake, thought it had gone rancid because there were solids, but just frozen. I turned it down, they turned it up, I turned it down. It's a pain in the ass to turn the knob so they gave up after that.

>>5153519

Didn't want to if I didn't have to, but had I not specified then everyone would think some 6 ft tall man was intimidating a frail little woman. Not cool. Stop misusing the accusation, asstard, it's lost all meaning.

>>5153634
>I'm a grill

Not that guy, but yeah. Nice try but it ain't gonna work.

>wake up
>go to kitchen, trash can is overflowing with fast food garbage
>has one of those really high, rounded spin top lids
>cups and bags are poking up through the fucking lid
>impossible to even take the trash out now, bag won't tie unless I want to remove their shit by hand
>gonna leave it there for the fucking pigs to deal with, I'll put my own trash in plastic shopping bags for now

Animals. Obviously their parents didn't beat them enough.

>someone takes out the trash bag
>doesn't put a new one in the bin

Is it that hard to open the cupboard right next to it or should I just start leaving unused ones at the bottom of the bin

Had one roommate that would eat my left-overs when I cooked something decent. Then I started making abominations like potatoes+lentils cooked into a paste and stopped that shit.

Had another roommate that would eat my leftovers and would actually alter the recipe with his own food while he was at it.

>>5151653
My apartment would cause you to go crazy.

>>5153455
What was he convicted of?

>>5154086
Maybe you should start taking out the trash then?

SUDDENLY OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY EYE
MY ROOMMATE DOES PIC RELATED WITH THE FURY AND FERVOR OF 1000 FIREY FISTS OF GOD

>roommate uses dirty counter top as a cutting board
>roommate uses dirty counter top as a food prep surface w/o anything inbetween the two
>roommate stores uncovered food in the fridge
>uses kitchen shit for science experiments or stuff involving lead
>keeps throwing my damn knives in the dishwasher

the house i'm currently living in is absolutely great but one of my housemates has some funny old habits

he has the only bedroom on the ground floor and the ground floor bathroom has no sink so he keeps his toothbrush and shit in the kitchen, and it moves from cupboard to cupboard constantly, sometimes i'll go to grab some garlic and it'll be there, one time it was resting against the opening of a bag of turmeric, one time i found it in a multipack of twiglets, i'm not sure he even uses the thing

guy can't cook for shit, he's tried to make banoffee pie like 6 times over the last year and each time about a third of it gets eaten and the rest rots in the fridge til one of us throws it out. the first 2 times it turned into a soup with the biscuit base rising to the top, last few times it's been relatively stable but the condensed milk hasn't been caramelised at all and the whole thing is offensively sweet. guy doesn't take criticism well and he doesn't even like his own food so i do not know why he tries to make this for every special occasion.

also whenever i am cooking something for myself and he's around, he will fidget nearby wordlessly until the exact moment where i've plated up and i'm going to sit on the sofa, at which point he'll quickly say 'oh can i get some of that'. that fucking 'oh' pisses me off so much, you knew this was coming you vulture. then he'll help himself to a portion, finish it and go back for seconds without my realising, rinse the pan under the sink even if there's still food in it and put it in the cupboard with soap suds and bits of sauce dripping down the sides.

i don't understand what quality of mind causes a person to be this negligent

>>5150673
>not swear to gawrsh
9/10, ya almost had it

>>5149269
My 2 roommates and I rotate cooking and cleaning. One isn't too bad..
>tomatoes in fridge
>kefir obsession
But the other is a cheapskate without tastebuds or any concept of hygiene
>reuses freezer bags
>cooks greens that have turned dark and gooey
>has a totally dead palate, puts honey and chicken grease in all savory soups, creating the most disgusting taste on the planet
>put dish soap in the dishwasher once, breaking it
>every dish is 50% onions
>literally has almost no sense of taste, isn't motivated to make food the others like
>hates most veggies
>defrosts meat in microwave, gets it all over buttons
>uses only a tiny dash of soap when hand-washing dishes, all wind up greasy
>uses knives on dulling surfaces
>doesn't rinse sponges/dishcloths, after cleaning leaves them there to mold
>main dish in his repetwa is whole roasted chicken with no brining, basting, marinating or seasoning
>and the next day, all the meat we didn't eat, shredded with gristle and fat still in served on rice. He sees no problem with this.
>msg season salt (only thing he can taste) on everything
>won't cook with cheese or sugar
>never drains grease or ground beef liquid

>>5151334

Are you me? I seriously feel like we live with the same people.

Man, this makes me really miss my former roommates and apartment. The current space is tiny (like, two actual counters tiny and it's not even a galley kitchen). It takes very little effort for the room to get dirty. I work at a restaurant and even though I hate this kitchen, I treat it as I would at work - shit needs to be cleaned and put properly in their place.

I also don't understand the amount of wastefulness that occurs in the apartment.

>stuffing cardboard in the trash bin instead of tearing it up first
>throwing away deli tupperware instead of washing and reusing for storing leftovers
>buying 20 plates and 15 mugs, collecting those 89 cent party cup from Walmart, and wine glasses when they don't even drink nearly as much as I do
>Buy appliances and weird kitchen fads (like a donut pop maker) when we don't even have the space to begin with and they only use once

>Occasionally, I'll see expensive stuff like a block of cheese, but they don't understand the concept of perishable food and leave it out in room temperature


>While the pantry is overstuffed with everyone else's junk food (which is often pushed over on
my side), they eat out or call delivery


I hope they figure out that I've been silently judging them for being fat plebians.

>>5151359
Haha, unfortunately, I find myself eating in my room a lot because my roommates like to pile up their crap over the dining table, and the dining table is situated by the roommate who keeps cats in her room (including the litter box), so it's really disgusting to eat there. I always wash right after though (heck, I clean the pots and pans I use before I eat).

>>5154125
My internal organs are cringing.

I wonder what life would be like if people from this board were randomly assigned to live together.

My old roommates were not too bad, once we ironed out the dishes issue... As in they must be done once a day. We had a dishwasher for fuck sake. I only had to walk in twice where there was no more plate nor forks for it to be solved.

What they were bad at was cooking for themselves when I was working late shifts. I once walked in at 1am and one of them was sitting on the couch, playing one of the GTA games. He looked up and asked "so, what's for supper". I blinked and went to bed but damn the nerves...

>my dad always taught me to be very clean and etc.
>used to being in clean kitchens with wide variety of spices, sauces, food in the fridge
>mfw anytime I see anyone else's kitchen
>mfw whenever I see broken knife tips, destroyed knife blades, filthy greasy kitchen with the aroma of rotten food
I dont understand people
why cant they take care of their shit

>>5150712
i love cooking with my flatmates. each sunday one of us (8) makes a 2 course dinner for the rest and we often, less formally, cook together too. it makes it so much more fun imho

>>5149269

>mfw the only thing I store in my oven is cast iron

no problem here, keke

My mom does the same, the reason is, she buys shitload of cookware when its on sale or looks good or for some other reason my male brain is unable to comprehend.
Other stuff:
>cutting/peeling veggies and letting them sit on the table for days before turning them into a "salad"
>recycling bad food experiments into other recipes(basically preparing at a higher temperature) before throwing it away anyway (for example making a soup out of that salad)
>not washing hands during cooking, every knife i grab from the table has a wet, greasy handle
>not rinsing dishes after cleaning. hmm, tasty soap
And the dorm classics everyone knows
>turning the kitchen into a batttlefield while cooking for gf, then leaving for vacation for an undisclosed period
>slowly accumulating plates and bowls in ones room, and then leaving for vacation. After locking the room of course
>trying to be helpful and failing hard
>dormmates' gf managed to use up a 1l-bottle of dish soap in one week. Maybe she didnt use water?
>same girl cleaned a dirty teflon pan wirh steel wool, until it was shiny

>tfw all my flatmates know kitchen etiquette
>everybody cleans their dishes after use
>there's is always something to eat if you forgot to shop

shame we will have to move out next year.

>>5155150
>same girl cleaned a dirty teflon pan wirh steel wool, until it was shiny

My father did this to all my mum's pans, teflon, cast iron, old baking tins.

She fucking lost her shit over that.
He was seriously retarded, after they divorced he married a fat stripper and had a kid with cerebral palsy.

>>5155150
>same girl cleaned a dirty teflon pan wirh steel wool, until it was shiny

Fuck, someone would have died.

>>5155150
>same girl cleaned a dirty teflon pan wirh steel wool, until it was shiny

>random clothes scattered around the house
>empty beer bottles and wine casks have taken over the dinner table
>the floor is covered in crumbs and dirt and I need to wear flip flops inside
>the garbage bin always stinks
>I have only 1 coffee mug that I'm willing to use
>PS3 games are all in cases that they don't belong in
>the tub of ice-cream I just bought can't fit into the freezer

I live alone btw, it's pretty awesome.

>Roommate uses my coffee maker
>Hasn't cleaned the pot since Feb of last year
>Come out today as he is making coffee
>DURING THE BREW he takes the pot out of the maker, fills his cup, and then replaces it
>Thinks nothing about all the coffee dripping on the hotpad
>Sees nothing wrong with this

>>5155316
>PS3 games are all in cases that they don't belong in

Holy fuck I could write a book on everything I hate about my boyfriend's brother.

>we have three cats
>cat hair gets everywhere if I don't clean daily
>he washes dishes and leaves them in sink for days
>we repeatedly tell him to put away dishes when he's done washing them
>cat hair accumulates and I have to wash all over again

>boyfriend's brother only one in house that uses kitchen
>we eat at work usually
>never buys sponges, dish soap, or anything for cleaning kitchen
>if I don't buy them when we run out he just leaves dirty dishes in sink until I do

Also this fucker doesn't even pay bills. I'd kick him out but my boyfriend whines that he doesn't have anywhere else to go.

>>5155573
btw i'm grill xD

>>5155316
Sounds like me, except stinky garbage is put into grocery bags to be taken out, and all my games go into a large CD case.

My recommendation for trash, large outdoor trash bins and contractor bags.

>bake bread
>Oh hey roommate i made some bread you can have this loaf if you want
>"oh yeah, cool thanks"
>lets it sit out uncovered until it goes stale

>>5155821
>if you want

He didn't want ya goot.

>>5151298
>Mine leave happy-sappy passive aggressive notes on the walls

Fucking A, mine do that too. Urgh. I wish I lived with a guy because they don't do that kind of shit.

>>5151646
>(I'm a 5'3" at-the-time-17 year old girl)

GRILL HERE!
STEP RIGHT UP!
AND GET YOUR GRILL HERE!
ONE OF A KIND GRILL HERE FOLK!

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

>>5155812
I'm not a girl? Dudes can't have boyfriends?

>>5155901
>I'm a fag

>>5155918
Haha. Enjoy your life of living alone and scoring 4chan for posts that elude to being female while I have hot, steamy mansex.

>>5155925

Will do. Enjoy your HIV.

>>5155925
allude

>>5154124
I have those same plates anon

>>5149269
Holy shit are you me? Nobody i know does that. Its because of that i had to resort to stove top baking, or steaming in this case. or using my toaster oven. honestly i like using the alternatives better, in the case of the convection overn, i dont buy those big frozen pizzas anymore or anthing like that.

>>5155901
Did you know your brain is wired wrong anon? You are actually a genetic fuck up, an imperfection. Your life is deformity. Don't fret though, you a unique faggot just like the others in the world right anon?

>>5155925
>gets shit on dick

>mother cooks great stuff daily
>sister bakes delicious stuff every 2nd day
Feels good

>>5156032
>>5156098
>>5156544
I couldn't reply because the cock in my mouth was too gigantic

>>5156546
Not everyone has as awful hygiene practices as you.

>>5156541
>not just emptying the oven.

>>5156544
> closeted homo

>>5151432
Is she hot?

You people know shit, you didn't refuse the 'Soup' or had the 'Bread' or touched the 'Oven' in the middle of the night

>I see

>>5150983
Probably my dad. But it's a gas oven so it's incredibly unlikely you wouldn't look in it before you turn it on. Which I must have managed.

>>5149282
My mom once put leftover pizza on that thing of cardboard and placed it back in the recently turned off oven to keep it warm.

She thought that because it was only set to 200 degrees that it didn't matter that it was on 450 3 minutes ago.

>work 60 hours a week
>have roommate who doesn't have a job and trashes the place
>hey we should clean
>we
>clean the one plate and fork I've used and go to bed.

>roommates are my then-friend and her boyfriend
>"Don't worry anon, he's very clean because he was in the Marines and it'll make rent cheaper with one more person."
>week goes by, dishes stacked everywhere
>food literally stuck on the wall
> months go by and this shit continues.
>trash filled to the top,always me who takes it out
>rotten leftovers from weeks ago.
>so much freezer space is filled with microwave pizzas,pizza rolls, etc

Just a few specific stories
>Roommates order Chinese food
> leaves it on the counter for around 4 days
>Getting tired of seeing it, so I go to pick it up and throw it away.
>Bottom of the bag is so greasy, all the food falls out
> Chinese take-out,grease, and soda all over the floor and my feet.

This was the most recent one. Not really cooking related, but I'll share
>Leave to go home for a week, grandpa isn't doing so well
>Ask them if they would please keep it somewhat clean,I'm having a study group over as soon as I'm back
>"Okay, sure!"
>Comes back week later. These fuckers have two dogs and when I was away, they refused to pick their shit up off the floor. Dogs turds and piss are everywhere.
>Tons of dishes everywhere, trash is overflowing with one bag sitting right in the kitchen.
>Rotten eggs and spoiled milk sitting in the sink.

The guy roommate is fat as fuck and so stupid when it comes to cooking. Thinks the world should bow down to him because "Muh marine status!". Guy lives off Taco Bell,Chinese Food, and Mt. Dew. Watched him microwave 2 of those large pizzas and consume them in under a couple minutes. Followed by over half a liter of Mt. Dew. Perhaps I'm just being picky with this one, but I really hate it when both of them leave pop cans sitting around. Sometimes full, sometimes empty.

$255 rent is really nice,but at what cost? Apartment is actually pretty nice,but I know I can kiss my deposit goodbye.

Talking about roomates I'm pretty good because none of them really "cook"

One of them eats sphagetti with ketchup in a regular basis, the other two bring frozen meals from home

>>5151640
Curious what affliction causes someone to be unable to eat corn on the cob

>>5155150
>same girl cleaned a dirty teflon pan wirh steel wool, until it was shiny
Fuck she must give one ferocious handjob

>>5157416
You're gonna look pretty funny tryin' to eat corn on the cob with no fuckin' teeth!

>>5155316
>PS3 games are all in cases that they don't belong in

I fucking HATE this. When I lived with my mom and sister, they'd do this all the time with my DVDs and CDs. I loaned my sister's friend a DVD one time, and a month or two after she gave it back, I noticed the DVD was missing out of the case. I asked the friend about it, and she said she didn't have it. I just assumed she'd broken it or something. I was quite bitter about it for a while. Then one day I was looking through the DVD shelf and saw one of my sister's movies there. While marveling at what shit taste my sister had, I opened the case and lo and behold, there was the missing DVD I thought her friend had stolen/broken. In the DVD case for Honey, starring Jessica Alba, a movie about inner-city kids expressing themselves through dance.

>mfw

>>5149360
>>5149360
>>5149360
>having not one, not two, but THREE DIFFERENT SHELVES AND DRAWERS for plates, silverware, and cups.

One of the slickest things I've done for kitchen organization was to throw out all the dishes except for just enough for a small handfull of people to eat. The only reason you could possibly need 18 forks and 13 glasses is so that you can neglect doing the dishes.I keep a few spares stashed away to cover breakage, but otherwise...

>>5149269
Fuck. I live in a tiny-ass apartment with NO storage space for all the pots and pans I have. I keep my cast-iron and baking sheets in the oven because there is seriously NOWHERE else to keep them, save for the fucking floor or something.

>>5157352
Move out. It's your only option/

>>5150709

>penumbra

nigga I ain't no english major so I had to look this up. and then I realized you should have a semicolon in that sentence and not a comma.

>>5151594

It tastes like taste and nobody likes it.

>tfw your roommates refuse to cover their plate of food in the microwave

>>5150673
>Roommate calls me
>Tells me he met this girl and she wants to cook him dinner
>"Okay great, but why are you telling me this."
>"Oh, she asked if she could cook it at our place. I told her you had tons of nice cookware she could use and she's really excited."
>"Well, what is she going to make?"
>"Oh, she said she'll just make whatever out of the food in our fridge."

>>5157798
>I told her you had tons of nice cookware she could use

>Freshman year of college land a sweet dorm with a kitchen, little communal living room and tiny private bedrooms/bathrooms
>Share with a friend from high school and 2 unknowns
>They turn out to be giant lardbeasts, pushing 250-300 lbs
>Only eat easymac, frozen pizzas and pan fried hamburger patties covered in mayo along with "diet coke"
>I never knew how gross humans could smell because of their diet until that first year
>Friend roommate and I decide to bake a pie, preheat oven
>5 minutes later smell burning
>Oven is on fire, turns out lardplanets never used a pan to make their pizzas, all the cheese and oil accumulated on the bottom of the oven has ignited
>Whole dorm building evacuates after fire alarm goes off because of their fucking tombstone pizza residue

They also never cleaned their dishes, letting them fester all over the kitchen for days, so my friend-roommate and I piled them in front of their doors. I wanted to put them on their bed, but that would have been "mean"

>>5157845
>"diet coke"

>quotes

I don't understand. Was it not actually diet coke?

>>5149269

>roommate refuses to use oil when cooking because non-stick should be the same
>everything black as fuck well done

>>5157831
I was more pissed that she was just going to take food out of our fridge instead of bringing her own.
I mean come the fuck on.

>>5157885
i don't get that part... The only place I raid the fridge/pantry when cooking is my parent's place, then again I am a better cook then them so There is not much to wear.

But friends and/or bf's place? I show up with ingredients (except basic shit like salt and pepper or flour) so I don't fuck up their food planning for the week.

>>5157869
Ah those were suppose to be asterisks.
They'd always make a big show of how healthy they were by drinking diet sodas... while they were shoveling easymac down their gullets

>roommate making stew in slow cooker
>ingredients literally rump, stock, garlic and 1kg mixed frozen veggies

never tasted any thing so bland

>>5157888
Even if it were his gf I'd probably be cool with it. It was some random bar skank and my roommate saw nothing wrong with her "Hey, drive me to your place and let me cook your food with your stuff, it'll be like a date!" offer. That's just such a bizarre suggestion.

>>5157900
Yeah, the random person thing is weird... i mean my bf showsup sometimes and "invites me to dinner" at my place. If he didn't have time to go shopping for food we end up earing what I had planned but he cooks it for me... But totally random person in my space messing up with my food? I -so- would not be cool with that.

>>5151266
You and I have identical situations. Pizza boxes from last sunday til i threw them away myself on thursday; banquet frozen meals everywhere; dishwasher was a NECESSITY when they were looking for places to move and instead their shit sits in the sink til I handwash. I even asked my roomate if I could throw away his sprouts that turned brown and had mold growing and he told me "No, that's a different kind of sprout, thats how they come"

>>5157908
>btw i'm grill XD

>>5157953
OT (and saged as such)
But I really wish this meme/trend would die. /ck/ has aleays been fairly skewed toward femanons, it's nothing new, nothing recent and definatly not any kind of "anti board culture invasion". The shit posting thing got old, really fast.

>>5151432

Spike some of the food with laxative next time

>>5149282
>2014
Not keeping your cereal in the oven

>>5154929
>repetwa

>>5157966
>/ck/ has aleays been fairly skewed toward femanons

You're getting this bullshit from where?

>>5149269
>winter break
>people using the community kitchen, surprise, it's a fucking mess
>come back a week later
>holy shit it's so fucking clean
>goddamn these counters are fucking white
>next day
>smashed garlic over the counter and table
>red grease all over the countertop
>black shit, more fucking garlic, and a curly hair on the table

I store my extra things inside my dishwasher, since I never use it. Though my sink doesn't have a metal area for you to put a dish rack, so there's now a rusted rectangle on my counter that won't disappear.

>>5150673
>dat filename

someone call the police, my sides are on fire