/ck/ - Food & Cooking

culinary garbage

philistine masterpiece

it tastes good, but its presentation is an affront to good taste

it's a philistine masterpiece

egg in a basket = simple, delicious treat

I just had one this morning. The best part is using the circle of bread you cut out to mop up the yolk.

fuck.

i had this for breakfast.

culistine masterbage

>>5259359
IT'S FUCKING RAWWWWW!

>>5259377
it's fucking eggs!

>>5259371
does anyone else besides me actually try to eat around the yolk the entire time and then eat it whole at the end?

I think I have egg OCD.

>>5259379
I do this too

>>5259379
mmmmmmm

>>5259379
No

fuck i love toad in the hole

2 toad in the holes + bacon = best breakfast imaginglbe

toad in the hole bacon buttys

>>5259379
*POP* in yo mouth muthafucka!

of course I do this, no spillage!

>>5259386
toad in the hole is a separate dish altogether that includes sausage

egg in a basket is what this "dish" is called

>>5259379
>he doesn't mop his bread up at the end with the grilled circles of bread

you're really missing out, stay pleb tho

>>5259393
no, its not

the egg is the toad and the hole is the bread

fucking hell you are one dumb little shit

culinary philistine

>>5259400
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toad_in_the_hole
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egg_in_the_basket

get rekt

>>5259400
This is toad in the hole, cunt.

>>5259407
wiki means shit, want to post the culinary journals which state your case, and not something any human bean can edit?

get FUCKED noob @ cooking

>>5259414
no, thats sausage pudding

you americans dont know shit about traditional empire cooking

>>5259393
>>5259400
you are both faggots. It's egg 'n the nest.

>>5259415

Way to go down with your ship. Godspeed.

>>5259415
>human bean

>>5259421
wiki is not a source you can use in university, therefore its not a source that can be used in any situation ever, kid.

that is toad in the hole, OR if your an irish little faggot, "eggy bread"

its not I REPEAT its not egg in the basket

>>5259431
>not a source you can use in university
Oh you, you'll learn.

>>5259434
you need to learn that using wiki as a source makes you look like a grade school little child, desperately trying to prove someone wrong, holding onto his last dying breath in the hopes he is matched against someone who is also at his level

just because your so low as to think wiki is legit, doesnt mean it is, kid

>>5259431
whether either side wins or loses this argument we all lose in the end because we're on 4chan arguing about grilled eggs and toast on a Saturday.

>>5259440
>grilled

you dont grill it you retard, you either "bake" it or you FRY it

you dont grill toad in the hole

Whatever you call it, it's delicious. Made some once with sliced sourdough potato bread, and a small slice of Gouda cheese(the kind you get from Kroger, etc that as as big as a stick of butter).

>>5259436
lrn2reference

Kid? What are you, some 19yo who thinks he's an adult? Once you get into college you'll learn that wiki is a complete source to find sources, even my professors encourage the use of Wikipedia. All you have to do is go to the referring article in the wiki.

>>5259450
hey kid, learn to not get butthurt when called out on having the wrong name from toad in the hole, and thinking that wiki is a legit source

so pathetic, kid

>>5259454
I'm not this anon but you don't even have any source, if I had to i would much rather use wiki as a source than some faggot on the internet, just saying.

OP here

never change, /ck/

>>5259459
>ITS NOT ME XD

you do realise that some people here have the post ID script for greasemonkey, right? all boards have the ID architecture...

samefag all you want kid, doesnt make you right

>people talking down to each other in a thread about one of the plebbest foods ever created

>>5259463
change your script, it doesn't work properly, or log a bug report. Also you still don't have any source, and did not counter my main point.

>>5259418
>you americans dont know shit about traditional empire cooking
So... your ancestors were shipped to the colonies for the crime of not knowing what toad in the hole is, and you're proving that you need to stay there?
Carry on.

>>5259414
Speaking as an Englishman, that's a true toad in the hole.

>>5259476
I am English, thats why I posted it.

>>5259431
What the shit do you expect him to do, go on to JSTOR and find academic articles discussing the rigorous academic debates going on right now in the gastronomic world about the proper name of a basic breakfast dish? Also if you really had gone to a university you would know that most modern professors will tell that you should not cite Wikipedia directly but definitely use it for its source materials and as a good jumping off point for stuff you want to research. #buttrekt

>>5259511
I love you.

So do people eat this with a knife & fork? Or just pick it up?

>>5259514

>>5259527
that's NOT a toad-in-a-hole it's a mushroom-in-a-hat

CITE SOURCES, pleb!!

jesus you really know nothing, stay pleb Mario

#rekt

>>5259527
Top kek.
Captcha: judexp Teutonic

>>5259519
depends on bread thickness and how well fried it is

but yes I prefer to eat it without knife and fork

>>5259527
Hehe

It's retarded, if you want egg on bread cook the egg on bread.

Like this you're either eating the bread or the eggs.

shits stupid.

>>5259415
You do realize that all wikipedia changes are moderated right?

>>5259563
>moderated
By whom?

Neither. Toad in the hole is comfort food

>>5259560
You can't really call something stupid when you sound like a complete idiot yourself.

>>5259565
maybe you should look it up instead of making ridiculous assumptions?

>>5259565
> What will remain depends upon whether the content is free of copyright restrictions and contentious material about living people, and whether it fits within Wikipedia's policies, including being verifiable against a published reliable source, thereby excluding editors' opinions and beliefs and unreviewed research. Contributions cannot damage Wikipedia because the software allows easy reversal of mistakes and many experienced editors are watching to help ensure that edits are cumulative improvements. Begin by simply clicking the Edit link at the top of any editable page!

right there on Wikipedia's own page.

Magnificent. well, kinda.I was born late to an english mother,wesh and 'merican dad.irish and german very late. unexpected. and I'd like to have. been a fly on THAT wall.Thymes change.just like river Thames. slow and obdurate. but fast,to us.I also have nigger and queer,wet back, nip,zhid,i forget sigh...I think that's a good thing. sorry,wandered, looks good to me. just be careful,

>>5259579
>ridiculous assumptions?
Asking who moderates Wikipedia qualifies as a ridiculous assumption?

>>5259583
So unnamed people moderate it? Yeah, doesn't sound sketchy at all.

>>5259637
Holy shit you're retarded

Sorry op. tommorow... and it comes like thunder, think I might make eggs and tomatoes. on toast. with a cuppa.whilst reading kon tiki (naw, don't fool yourself,) It's tough. It always is. reading is one,doing is another.do the best you can. and once in a while, dontt be afraid.and listen to me ('cept I kinda fucj up,occasionaly)so what.

>>5259637
I used to be a Wikipedia moderator AMA

>>5259650
Great reply. Sorry, but you lost this one.

>>5259697
>kon tiki
Good stuff.

>this thread
I kekked, kid

>>5259463
I bet you're Australian. Stop shitposting. Why do so many Aussies do this?

The term "toad in the hole" as a food item first appeared in print in 1787, a year before your piece of shit island got its first penal colonists.

>spergs from /s4s/ spewing kek all over the place

>>5259431
"Eggy bread" is pleb for "French toast", not eggs in a basket.

>>5259697
>>5259629
im trying to wrap my head around this

it's like poetry ;_;

I've always called it egged bread.

if I make this and put syrup on will I have and it still counts?

>>5259770
Have you ever been as far decided to try and want to do look more like?

>>5259496
>>5259500
>>5259503
>>5259505
>>5259510
>British "cuisine" at it's finest

holy shit britbongs get it together

>>5259775
comfort food around the globe looks like this

fried, puffed, meat-filled whatevers

it's not some amazing dish, it's filling and wholesome and cheap

>>5259782
>wholesome
>anything involving bangers

Choose one

>>5259454
Kidfag has found his way to /ck/, this guy makes Zed look like a bro.

>>5259756
who ever ya be, "was gonna mahke it rhyme ir rimne- thanks for that meme. you remind me of what is imop..omprta...importanten... never mind.. love each other as yourself. who is my neighbor? tis very tough,(life.--the one I might help no praenthese or pharacies). Dont worry. what you think you are the end all be all? I'll move over. plenty on that bus.we all bleed red. do the best you can. that's a tough row to hoe. never give in.. I'd add a bit. the only one you can control is yourself.damn hard enough to reighn in anyone else.Oh yeay. well yeah.calm down. all is well.
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English sausages aren't like Italian sausages.

I went to this place in America that had sausage rolls and they used spicy Italian sausage and sweet pastry I was like "what the fuck is this?"

>>5259527
I spat my beer all over the screen.

Fuck you, you magnificent bastard.

>manchildren ITT thinking Wikipedia isn't a legit source
Try changing anything factual on there. I guarantee it'll get undone within 5 minutes. There are faggots who will F5 the recent changes page just to hunt you faggots down.

>>5259782
Except britbong comfort food hasn't got any meat in it at all.

>>5259967
It isn't a legitimate source. Who cites tertiary sources anyway?

>>5259976

I really need to bring this up.

I'm a britfag, west-midlands so mostly white folk, regular english folk everywhere.

The only time I see "toad in the hole" and a chip butty are when people bring them up on /ck/.

I eat mostly roasted meats, soups and pasta.

>>5259967
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Academic_use
It even tells you it's not a legitimate source, retard.

french toast is much tastier than that.

>>5259995
You mean that sweet garbage?

>>5259994
are you using an opinion piece on wikipedia to support the fact that wikipedia is not a reliable source?

>>5260050
So wait. If WP is NOT reliable, and it says it's not reliable, then that means it's reliable?

>>5259994
>>5260050
>>5260064
lol'd

garbage. makes the toast all soggy and shit.

I love eggs in a manger! Haven't had some in a while

>>5259414
>toad inna hole
>not bangers'n'butty

weak

>>5259976
>Not putting deli ham on your chip sandwiches

Ok, but how do you keep the egg in the hole without it seeping through the bottom?

>>5259420
This. It was always eggs in a nest for me.

>>5259511
/thread

They're pretty good, but regular beans and eggs on toast is the true culinary masterpiece.

>>5259760
I don't know if it's Rambling Old Guy or a racist impersonator. Either way, it's brilliantly incomprehensible.

>>5260601
I poetry'd up your mommas ass last night!

I never understood what people's obsession is with perfectly round cooked eggs.

I cook the egg and put it on the toast.

I use 2 eggs, cut the hole right up to the crust, season with salt and pepper and enjoy. I call it egg-in-a-hole-with-a-hat-on. SMD.

Hen cum.

>>5259378
This.

>>5260605
Is being 14 as fun as it was 20 years ago? Also, at what point did elementary schools stop teaching grammar?

>>5260666
When the states stopped being states and left everything to the federal government.

>>5260572
well,you gotta have a hot pan, some butter or margaine and ,this is tough, commitment and faith faith is a big thing though times get hard,I am.here to tell you.,shit gets tough let know,um,no tell you naught. never excuse yourself fore hurting others, but evermore tired. like sigmund said,sometimes a cigar is just a cigar..

>>5259702
Was it a volunteer or paying job?

Hell yeah, I'd totally pan fry some bacon, then fry those breadegg things in the bacon fat until they were hard through, then spread some mayo on them, a little lettuce, a little pickle, a little onion, a little tomato, some good old American cheese on some burger patties as I fry 'em, then some ketchup in between, then make badass all-American bacon double egg breakfast burger muhfugers. Take that, vegans.

>>5259583

>using wikipedia as a source

>>5259410
This one is beautiful.
I'd eat six of them.

>>5259400
You're bang wrong, fuckface.

The only answer to the name this dish debate is Bird's Nests.

>>5264002
>109 posts and 16 image replies omitted
Surely not, you fucking cunt.

>>5259637
dude there is no possible way you are not a troll, if you arent a troll you are the least intelligent human being on earth

>>5259359
its all about presentation.
No crust and I'd chop bacon and spinach and mix it in with the scrambled eggs. Then id top it off with Colby cheese and let it melt

hangover food with a good amount of bacon

other than that i would rarely eat it

>>5264056
>No crust
faggot.

>>5260570
>Confusing chip sandwiches with chip-and-ham sandwiches

>>5259431
You stupid fucking pleb, I'm Australian and we call it egg in the basket you stupid cunt

>egg inna basket.
What the fuck is the matter with you people?
It is called toad in a hole.
There is A FUCKING HOLE IN IT!

>>5268191
>There is A FUCKING HOLE IN IT!
by this logic, wouldn't there have to be a toad as well?

Ohhh fuck me /ck/

I saw this thread and I made it

I fucking made it

Sandwiched them with bacon and cheese in the middle

My stomach, /ck/, my fucking stomach. That was so good. I did it pretty well, cooked it enough for the yolk to go solid/barely runny. Didn't even need to use the two bread circles to wipe yolk up.

For further usage, what's the best way to cut out the circle? I just took this big shallow ice cream scoop thing and wedged out a hole like that.

>>5268268
>what's the best way to cut out the circle
i take the bottom of a pint glass and press down pretty hard. then just tear the condensed bread away

>>5268274
> 2014
> not saving them to make babby pbj's for a snack later

>>5268283
i like to fry them up like little smushed pieces of round toast

>>5268191
you're an idiot.
Toad in a hole is sausages in yorkshire pudding.

>>5259365
>>5259368

Made my day.

>>5259431

Holy fuck, you're the stupidest faggot I've had the displeasure of meeting today. How much money do people pay you to write on tables and shout loudly? Goodness, just stop while your ahead. Ill use whatever the fuck sources I want. Fucking gay faggot. go suck a cock, gay boy

i get half way down the thread and there's an argument about toad-in-the-hole between the glorious british empire and the traitorous savages

good day peasants

>>5261151
YOU HAD ME UNTIL KETCHUP. IF YOUR GONNA PICK AN ALL PURPOSE CONDIMENT PICK MUSTARD. OR HELL SRIRACHA. ALSO FUCK LETTUCE. PUT SOME SPINACH ON THERE. AND PERSONAL PREFERENCE ID SWAP OUT TOMATOES WITH A VEGGIE I FIND GOES WELLER ON SANDWICHES.

I just read this thread in its entirety. Is this what /ck/ is like nowadays?