/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Put it in the garbage.

>>5304615

take a look at your ass in the mirror and ask yourself isn't enough...enough?

>>5304620
You're right.

I should probably stop buying it even though I like it on rye bread in the morning.

>>5304625
I have a nice ass man.
I'm black, black guys have great asses.

>>5304615
It's literally just chocolate icing. I mean, goddamn, did you eat a pint of betty crocker a day before this "hazel spread" bullshit?

self control

>>5304631
I'm not OP, but I used to sometimes put frosting on bread for a snack whenever there was some in the house from my mom making a cake. It was disgusting and I hated myself.

sorry that is the manifestation of something else. you have to get rid of that something else that shows itself in this disorder. look for that something else (it has nothing to do with food)

I can't even taste it anymore. I need help.

> How do I keep myself from eating a jar of this in less than 2 days.

Simple.
> take a bottle of scotch/whisky/gin (some nasty shit) Yagermeister would be perfect.

> drink 10 shots, chasing each shot with a spoon of nutella. After you throw up and experience the delicious combination of Gin, nutella, stomach acid, and bile....

you'll never have nutella again.

>>5304631
>did you eat a pint of betty crocker

m.maybe

>>5304631

Dude, chocolate icing and hazelnut/cocoa spread are compltely different.... I can't even stand one cupcake of "chocolate icing" cause American deserts are just sugar and artificial color/flavor. It tastes like ass. Like Betty Crocker's shriveled non-existant ass.

I used to love it as a kid.... now i can see a jar in plain view that iv'e had for like 8 months and can't stand it.

one big thing is they keep either changing the recipe or buying it from a different country... i dunno, my nutella is way worse then it used to be and seperates into liquid and goo!

Anyway... Nutella used to taste like the inside of Ferrero Rocher chocolates to me... the best chocolate/hazelnut filling i can imagine (aside from belgian choc).... but then after making sandwich after sandwich, nutella bagels, whiping that shit on tortillas and rolling into sticks....

long story short I over-ate nutella and I can never enjoy it again....

>>5304647
You know that Nutella is literally 56% sugar by mass, and has hardly any hazelnuts, right?

>>5304660

it's got some... i can taste em.

If you wanna get real crazy... they sell freshly ground hazelnut butter at my supermarket.... you go get that shit and swirl it with some nutella.

But yeah, you're right... it's just sugar. I guess I understand why I hate it now.... I stopped eating sugar a long time ago. I can't even enjoy gummy bears any more... "yuck... too sweet. Feel like my teeth are falling out"

lol.

>>5304642
I second this

>>5304647
I did that with bacon. Now I can only stand bacon if it a very minor ingredient in something.

>>5304647
>long story short I over-ate nutella and I can never enjoy it again....
I think that's happening to me right now. I'm OP by the way.

Which is good, maybe I'll stop buying it and eating so much. I should just butter my toast.

>>5304687
Oh no... Are you going to overeat butter next? You really should just figure out what causes you to indulge so much and try to fix that, or at least be stronger than it.

>>5304691
I won't be able to indulge in butter which is why I'll switch to it.

Idk, low willpower and now that I'm a college student buying my own shit and living alone I don't have to share the nutella jar with my family? That probably sounds fucked up? Oh well.

>>5304615
Buy a bigger jar

nutella = sugar (carbs)
butter = dairy fat

i mean.. it wouldn't really be a big tradeoff. Sugar is not bad for you as long as you use the energy it gives you. I think I'd take sugar over fat in the morning.

>>5304615
Make a 50-50 mixture of plain Greek yogurt and Nutella.

I'm not even kidding, it's delicious to dip apple slices into. I hate food fads but strained yogurt works better in this because it's denser (no whey everywhere).

You think that's bad, I knew a family that emptied the fucking 1 liter packs of Nutella in a week. Disgusting.

>>5304615
Ugh I used to eat way too much of that shit. I'd walk by the grocery store on my way home from school right as the french bread was coming out of the oven... Usually buy a loaf and spread nutella on it still piping hot... So delicious... Haven't had any nutella in years though, and don't plan to change that.


Nothing tastes as good as lean feels... Also tastey shit tastes a lot better when you don't cram your face with it constantly.

>>5304734
>Nothing tastes as good as lean feels

woah woah.... this should be on a poster somewhere. (pic related)

>>5304699
In my experience low willpower is for a reason. It would take less effort to not go get nutella and then eat it...

>>5304615
Hey its better than gorging on beef with bacon and cheese sandwich/burgers.

>>5304734

>muh butchered kate moss quotes

just buy the mini packages if you like it on toast, they're like individual servings

or do what I do and just compensate with fuckloads of cardio and keep eating it

Buy a bigger jar.

buy this:
http://www.amazon.com/Ferrero-Nutella-Made-Italy-Giant/dp/B003NL9MPW

>>5304763
Or I could just do what I've been doing and neither buy nor eat the stuff.

>eating sickly sweet shit in the morning

Disgusting. You need to go with the traditional american style breakfast, coffee and cigarettes.

Remember, just like dad said, only faggots put sugar in their coffee. At most, a little rye toast and butter. Perhaps a fried egg on the weekends.

Jesus fuck, I hate that fake chocolate sugar spread. WAY too sweet, even late in the day. The only sweets I eat are oreo cookies in milk or devil dogs. I don't understand how people enjoy things that sweet.

>>5305089
>eats oreos
> judges others.

Shut up your turdface. Go make yourself a coffee malrlboro power smoothie and textercize

If you live by yourself, you're fucking lucky. Don't buy it. Walk away. Buy yourself something else and have no money left over.

>>5305089
>no sugar in coffee
this is the best breakfast

>gather materials
1 tbl coffee grounds
1 tbl sugar
2 slices of bread

Boil water in a kettle
While it is boiling, check your email
Once it boils, turn off the hob, put coffee and sugar in your mug, and toast your toast

pour over the water, and stir until your toast is toasted

butter toast, and eat it
by the time you finish the toast your coffee is ready to drink

don't drink the last few sips

>>5305094
You got shit to say on OEROS? Damn son, you a real tough guy. Let me back the fuck up.

I'm going to stalk you on reddit and downvote all your posts.

Don't buy it. It's literally impossible to resist it once purchased.

>>5304615
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=self+control

>>5305112
If you like coffee prepared this way, why don't you guys buy a french press, you cheap ass?

>>5305117

how about you fucking stay there and don't come back while you're at it, faggot

>>5305175
Somebody's mad. Mad about a cheap sugary nut spread all up in their mouth.

That's you. You are the one with nut spread in their mouth. Being mad.

Make something with it. Make that no-bake nutella cheesecake, divide it into at least 8 slices, box each one individually and eat only one every day or every other day.
It's all self-control but actually portioning everything out plays a HUGE role mentally.

Remember, McDonald's introduced Super Sizing because people would eat there, still be hungry, but be too embarrassed to go back to the counter and order more food.

>>5304629
>black guys have great asses
Can't argue with that. Still, have some fucking restraint.

You fucking disgust me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ_a8VXhiSc

>>5305089
>american style breakfast
Pretty sure the French were acting like that before white America existed.

>>5305112
What's with the last few sips?

>>5304615
Stop being fat.

Do I smell American negro?

Evolve taste buds.

I'm like this with hummus. If I ever buy/make any, it's pretty much gone within a day or two. I have to force myself not to get any or I'd be the biggest fat ass ever.

>>5304615
If something took 50 years to come to america that is food stuff any time past 2002 it sounds unappealing to me.

>>5306791

pretty sure that would be the goal of this scenario, not the method