/ck/ - Food & Cooking

bitter/10

>>5335187
Shut the fuck up you whiny shit

Inb4 RANDOM INSULT DETECTED

>>5335187
It's pic related that annoys me.

>>5335187
how do you make that bread with the egg in the middle? I just can't figure it out

>>5335206
>inb4 cheese bread hack is posted

>>5335210
I can't find the one that usually pisses people off.

>>5335210
Can't find the one that usually pisses people off.
This'll do.

>not scrubbing 7 potatoes by hand

female detected

>>5335224

I never understood why people don't just make grilled cheese. It's about ten times faster and easier.

>>5335206
Don't try this. It makes mustard gas!

>>5335250
Don't remind me about that

>>5335242
Thats why that one annoys me, people act like it's some magnificent dish that isnt rolled up cheese on toast.

>>5335259
Plus he cut the crusts off, even an anorexic 9 year old wouldn't get full off 4 of those.

>>5335242
If you're doing that, I highly doubt you're doing it with being fast or having it be easy as determining factors.

I can't stand people who refuse to eat the crust on bread. Mongrels.

>>5335187

>>5335357
I laughed pretty fucking hard.
I haven't seen an image this retarded in a while

>>5335357
I posted this on Pinterest with a "life hacks" tag, and got a ridiculous amount of comments that took it seriously.

>Your not supposed to eat your toothpaste. This is just a bad idea.
>U shouldnt be so lazy that u have to do this.
>Uhhhhh... I'd rather not.
>gross
>You are not supposed to ingest toothpaste...besides this a gross idea.

Spelling errors included.

>>5335500
>people taking that picture seriously

>>5335500
>people actually thought you were being serious

Christ what has this world come to

>>5335500
Tell them to use "All-Natural" and "Fluoride-Free" toothpaste. Then check out the comments. "Pure Gold Jerry, Gold!"

>>5335205
We call it Eggs in a Basket.
get frying pan hot with oil.
You cut or punch out hole in soft bread. I used this wee little cup.
Put bread in pan.
crack eggs into pan.
Cook thoroughly on one side, flip once.
Cook for a little bit on the other side, you can fry the small circle piece in the pan, or throw it away if you're a dirty food wasting nigger.
Serve with some cottage cheese on top. Very good.

>>5335357
>lifehacks.br
>.br
oh my sides

>>5335704
Huaehaueuaheuehueheue

>>5335539
brb doing this

>>5335250
Shit it deleted my system32, what do I do?

>>5335357
that's a raw hotdog too.
>inb4 it's not actually raw

>>5336255
It's not actually hot

>>5335357
>>5335500
You are my hero. Now give me new sides.

>>5336306
>>5335704
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/leddit/

>>5335542
Do this with a piece of pepper.
Thank me later.

>>5336288
It's not actually dog.

>>5335357

10/10

>>5337363
I could also see that working fairly well if you cut the pepper in half, threw a couple eggs in it, then baked or broiled it

>>5337340
>being the only person ITT not finding the funny
>>>/autism/

>>5337363
Saw something like that done with avocado and I've been meaning to try it

>>5335224
I fucking hate the ones that say american cheese and bread are good if you're poor. NO. Rice, beans, lentils you fucking idiots you deserve to be poor and fat urrghhhh
All the morons I know at uni who get a regular allowance ON TOP of their government student loan to live off and still end up £1000 overdrawn because they eat nothing but mcdonalds and edamame salads sicken me

>>5339568
I could see, if you are poor, having a grilled cheese as a "treat", because everyone, no matter how poor, deserves something that makes them happy occasionally. But you're right, rice, beans, and lentils (especially) are great for the po' folk. Rice and lentil salads got me through some hard times (and hot rice and lentils, too) when I was poor back in the day. I can't be enthusiastic about beans, though. But that's a personal matter, because of the time I was really, really poor when I was in college and the neighbors felt bad for me and gave me a 10lb. bag of beans, and that's all I had to eat for a month. It was awful, so beans are on my shit list (although there's nothing wrong with them in general).

>>5336212
hehehehe

>>5335187
how about this gem

Has there ever been a useful "life hack?" Ugh, even the phrase "life hack" gives me shudders. Fucking douchebags.

>>5341898
That's a great way to get melted ice cream on your hand.

>>5341898
so fucking stupid. is it really so hard to take the lid off and eat it normally?

>>5341918
not for teens that are desperate to look interesting.

>>5335187
What's wrong with this? Seems like a good idea to me. Hell I'd probably put the soap in too. I mean it rinses it after, why not.

>>5342305

OP's mad that people are doing something in a non-traditional manner

>>5335535
these are the same people that nuked their phones thinking it would charge them faster. People are stupid, teens are insanely stupid.

>>5341898
His poor bandsaw.

My brother put an entire package of hot-dogs, still inside the packaging, inside the microwave to cook them.

We all had the diarrhea.
>Food hacks

>>5342542

yeah, ice cream dulls a saw right up. He's lucky it wasn't butter! Would have stripped the blade clean!

>>5339450
It's pretty shitty with avocado, the flavours don't go together well at all. Wouldn't recommend it unless you're a really big fan of avocado.

>>5342553
The ice cream would get into the machine, gumming and potentially rusting the working parts.

Check your ignorant suburbanite snob privilege.

thanks op. kind of assumes a lot of things. A. that you even have a dish washer, B.that its clean C.that it's not already cramed full dishes,cups and glassware that you loaded in, washed, but have been to busy or distracted to unload. Maybe I am wrong or different, but most people and familes I know cook in 3 favorite pots or pans, eat off the same 4 or less plates everybody has their favorite cup, mug or glass, eats with the same fork or spoon, and if you have a "formal" dining table table it's currently covered in unread junk mail, books, dvd's gift wrap scraps and other random stuff. Most dishes get washed in the sink, and rarely escape the drain rack.last time you saw 4, 6, let alone 8 matching plates, was at a catered wedding reception or company function .and not bad.okay in fact. just fact. If you have a small tupperware or repurposed plastic tub, from weeks or months ago,quietly making new life forms, join the club.

>>5342597
>tl;dr