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Humor thread? Humor thread.

>> No.5363817
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Oh, and I'm also trying to bulk up my humor folder, which contains very little from /ck/.

>> No.5365035

bump because this thread should be full and anons laughing what where their topping on

>> No.5365039

someone post the Scottish story about deep fried money

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>>5365873

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>>5365878

>> No.5365883

>>5365867
>>5365870
>>5365871
>>5365872

does anybody actually think these are funny? I see them in every humor thread and they are just a waste of space

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>>5365881

>> No.5365887

>>5365886
that took me a minute

>> No.5365889

>>5365883
They are funny, but they are getting stale at this point

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>>5365886

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>>5365890
when you see it...

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>>5365892

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>>5365898

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>> No.5365907

>>5365892
...was that toasted with a hair curler?

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>>5365907
Nope, they used a toaster.

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>>5365914

>> No.5365918

>>5365913
>that guy has too much 'thyme' on his hands

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>>5365919

>> No.5365928

>>5365907
>>5365892
When I first saw this (I can't be certain but I might've been there for the original) it actually took me about ten seconds for it to hit me that he placed the bread on the top of the toaster instead of inside it.

>what the...
>how did...
>that makes nOH I GET IT

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>>5365911
>wow i totally thought it was "butter"
>"butter"
>butter is in quotes

>> No.5365939

>>5365920
Classy.

>> No.5365947

>>5365918
yeah, we all got that bro. Thanks for letting us know you understand the obvious pun.

>> No.5365948

>>5365947
You could say he's just wasting thyme.

>> No.5365950

>>5365933
Wow I totally thought it was "I can't believe it's not butter"

>> No.5365952

>>5363810
http://youtu.be/eb1vcaqAivY
Best reading of the copypasta for this image

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>>5365955

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>>5365960

>> No.5365970

>>5365852
I liked this one.

>> No.5365975

>>5365960

First one is obvious, but the rest of those can be tricky as hell.

>> No.5365976

>>5365887
lol me too.

>> No.5365979

>>5365892
I don't get it - he just left the bread on top of the toaster?

>> No.5366001

>>5365886

I don't get it ; _;

>> No.5366003

>>5365979
Its a cocknballs anon.

>>5366001
they could have just ordered a pepperoni and a cheese

>> No.5366004

>>5366003

But that's not funny at all...

>> No.5366022

>>5365975
>first one is obvious
I thought they were hot dogs until I saw the hairs

>> No.5366026

>>5365851

But that's true.

>> No.5366029

This is all very British-y, like: haha, silly walks.

>> No.5366032

>>5366022
wait... aren't the first one and the last one hotdogs?

>> No.5366057

>>5366004
It's funny because they were too drunk to realize that when they ordered.

>> No.5366072

>>5365873

>Did you get the recipe?

I fucking lost it.

>> No.5366075

>>5365915
I'm dying

>> No.5366094

>>5365908

Well to be fair, the prohibition ruined the beer industry in the US for decades to come.

>> No.5366213

>>5365928
>>5365979

Actually, the full story here was that a fellow anon brought his aunt or her grandmother over to america from some warsaw block europoor country and woke up one morning to her complaining that she couldn't get the toaster to work.

>> No.5366264

>>5365915
Fucking lost it. I've never seen this one.

>> No.5366271

>>5365913
How took pictures? Spooky.

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>>5365913

>> No.5366290

>>5365915
haha good stuff

>> No.5366657

>>5365842
Is that Lee's Chicken?

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>buy fresh crab
>go to prepare the crab
>crab snaps at me
>jerk back and drop the knife
>crab now has the knife

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>>5366689

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>> No.5366717

>>5366689
Post the comic. Shit makes me laugh everytime.

>> No.5366721

>>5366699
okay that one is ridiculous

>> No.5366739

>>5366708
Oh god this is so annoying, especially with Porridge and brown Rice. Sticks like shit.

>> No.5366748

>>5366684
ahahaha wtf

>> No.5366753

>>5366057
I could see myself doing that sober, though

>> No.5366772

>>5366671
>>5366677
How hard would it be to keep one of these as a pet?

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this will be taken in a variety of ways by co/ck/s I imagine.
personally I want to kick all these annoying kids in the cunts but they're just having a laugh I guess. was kind of a funny idea originally.

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>> No.5366782

>>5365919
what am I looking at?

>> No.5366785

>>5365952
can you post the text for those who don't know it and don't want to hear it?

>> No.5366786

>>5366781
Can someone find a better image of this?

>> No.5366794

>>5366781
This reminds me of the episode of catdog where they had blueberry bread that was actually blue. Some day I need to try my hand at recreating it.

>> No.5366806

>>5366786
This, I'm having no luck.

>> No.5366810

>>5365915
precious

>> No.5366814

>>5366779
What is going on here?

>> No.5366824

>>5366814
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WygNjMSllLQ

>> No.5366827

>>5366814
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WygNjMSllLQ
R.I.P. 2011. (2011-2011)

fuck kids like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Waw7i6GvmnE still bother me though

>> No.5367012

>>5366772
Reptile and fish guy here. Most freshwater crabs are easy as shit to care for, Saltwater are quite a bit harder

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drg

>> No.5367693

>>5366715
Dog bowls for lazy pieces of shit.
FFS

>> No.5367953

>>5366677
Crab....battle

>> No.5367956

>>5367656
>rabbit

At least this kid knows what's up.

>> No.5367983

>>5366753
what's it like to be stupid, anon?

>> No.5367993

>>5367656
You know, I remember doing something similar in first grade. I don't have the book anymore though, unfortunately.

>> No.5367998

>>5365968
There is nothing funny about this one.
Why did you post it?

>> No.5368207

>>5366772
Freshwater, not too hard. Saltwater, quite a bit harder. When you buy live crabs and lobsters from a food store, they're in suspended animation. That's why the water they're kept in is cold. It's also why they move so slowly.

>> No.5368227

>>5365895
>my sides
>tfw I've actually tried this.

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Obligatory repost.

>> No.5368247

>>5367656
>>5367656
Oh my god, my dad's girlfriend has a list of recipes like this. He showed it to me and we spent a good 20 minutes just reading it and laughing.

>Spaghetti:
>Buy sauce
>Heat noodles
>Serve

Bitch why would you even need to write that down?

>> No.5368253

>>5368247
Oh and she's in her 40s

>> No.5368262

>>5366715

This would be the best job in the world. The guy who gets paid to fuck up hard in those commercials

>> No.5368263

>>5368231

first time seeing this i lold

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is this a troll /ck/

>> No.5368273

>>5368270
yes and no. It's fine that's a little hot for pure olive oil though 400 would be just fine though. They're not really that great though and they look like larva.

>> No.5368278

>>5366689
THANKS OBAMA

>> No.5368284

>>5366693
WHY

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>>5366003

>duuuuuuude we were so wasted that we ordered two half pepperoni and cheese pizzas, when we could have just ordered a full pepperoni and a full cheese! lol.

How wacky.

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>>5366677
VENGEANCE SHALL BE OURS!
FOR WE ARE THE CRAB PEOPLE!

>> No.5369557

>>5366072
From the thread
> 1 part milk, 1 part chocolate ice cream, 1 part cosmic brownie, probably 1 part of some whey protein powder, 6 parts of Satan's asshole, and like three mystery ingredients.

>> No.5369969

>>5368270
It's a real thing google hasselback potatoes.

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>> No.5370058

>>5365886
i don't know why this pissed all us off at the pizza place i worked at. we loved to bitch about how stupid customers were, and act like it was a real pain in our backs. lol

>> No.5370126

>>5365856
>Because they were black and the closest thing I had to dress shoes
Every fucking time

>> No.5370161

>find guy on craigslist
>giving away a free hot dog
>figured why not
>email him
>get address
>knock on door
>he opens door, invites me inside
>tells me to make myself comfortable
>I go to the living room and sit down in a lawnchair
>he's in the kitchen, says he's preparing his hot dog
>ohboy.jpg
>I ask if his hot dog is going to come in a bun
>he tells me his hot dog is going to come in my buns
>I tell him I didn't bring any buns
>he says I'll have to use his buns instead
>k sounds good
>few minutes pass
>he finally enters the room
>Hands me a plate
>I eat a hot dog
>I leave and drive home

>> No.5370166

>>5370006
Oh shit, nigger

>> No.5370195

>>5368270
the potatoes are a real thing, that might make a bunch of smoke though with the olive oil being that hot.

my grandma made potatoes like this in the microwave once when her oven was broken, she said it's only decent way to make them in a 'wave

>> No.5370197

>>5370058
It's because people treat you like shit when you work at a pizza place so you hate them.

>> No.5370229

>>5365881
brilliant

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Introducing: the biggest douchebag in the world.

>> No.5370238

>>5365895
my boyfriend loves this

>> No.5370266

>>5366781
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhRRCmOEc68

>> No.5370279

>>5370233
Do you have the other one of him, where he gets called out for that post too and fails to see how it is relevant? I forget what he was bitching about in that one though, maybe someone else will remember.

>> No.5370281

>>5370279
I know what image you're talking about, but I don't have it.

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>> No.5370435

>>5365889
why are they funny i don't understand

>> No.5370454

>>5367953

I can't believe I actually got that reference. Brb saw that on UGO.

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>> No.5370539

>>5363810

Post the greentext version.

>> No.5370543

>>5365883

Agreed.

>> No.5370554

>>5366671
>>5366677

After my parents split up, my mom had primary custody. When I went to see my dad, he would always cook these amazing meals for me. And he insisted that I invite all of my friends. We had lobsters one night, and before he killed them, we had a lobster race. We named the lobsters after my school's administration, and the loser of each round would get stabbed in the neck and thrown in the pot. Such good times. Miss you, dad.

>> No.5370577

>>5367983
>not folding it in half.
>not eating the whole pizza that way

>> No.5371123

>>5370554

shit, i never asked for these feels

>> No.5371167

>>5365856
Dude, it's Karl Pilkington! Look up his dance story where he tears a hole in the girls dress with his cleats at prom. Also KP can't cook for shit, like in that episode where he has to cook for the African Chief.

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>>5370233

Well that was fucking horrible. For some reason reminds me of a similar self centered asshole who made a thread a while back. All I remember about that though was he gay, at a dennys at like 4 in the morning, and got butthurt when a cop stopped him to question him.

>> No.5371280

>>5371276

Oh and that he didn't have enough money to pay for his order and tried to tell the waitress he could pay it, but only later and that he promised he'd be back.

>> No.5371326

>>5371276
>>5371280
I remember that vaguely. Didn't he say he was expecting a paycheck to clear and it hadn't posted to his bank account yet?

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>> No.5371498

>>5366779

Why does it matter? They already paid. If they choose to fuck it up, that's on them and you should be able to refuse a refund.

>> No.5371530

>>5365862
god i love Ken M

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Actually from /mu/ but close enough.

>> No.5371669

>>5367656
The saddest sounding one is the spinach. Nice one OP

>> No.5371711

>>5365883
this is the first time that i've seen them, and they are funny as shit
although i could see how they might get less and less funny