/ck/ - Food & Cooking

i like it a bunch

>>5376087
faggot

It really does go with everything.

>>5376087
I tried mixing that with some fireball last week and it turned out fucking awesome

>>5376087
yeah that shit's good in the summer time

It's one of my favorites.

>>5376119
Love the stuff. I'm always tempted to pick up one of the Oberon mini-kegs they sometimes have at the grocery store, but I've never pulled the trigger yet. Mini-kegs seem kind of gimmicky.

bottle of cheap wine, bout to watch this is the end. got a little bit of weed left. dont have to work anymore.. living that good life

'murrican sake

>>5376104
Sommfag detected

Orange Kool Aid.

Yeah, I know. What I plan to do, next time I hit the store, is pick up one of these.

I tried their "Spring" brew, Saison de Lente, but didn't care for it as much as the rye.

Most hipster packaging I've ever seen to be honest.

>>5376254
>>5376363
>>5376119
>>5376041
>>5376194
Excellent taste buds

>>5376119
>>5376194

top notch picks

Pabst. Because payday isnt until friday

Kona toasted coconut brown something. It's pretty okay actually. I'm surprised

>>5376122
I buy one every summer and sit on my deck with a friend and drink it all throughout the day. It's great. Order some pizza or grill some shit.

Lagunitas undercover shutdown bretty hoppy but not bad at all.

>>5376041

another quebec beer... St. Ambroise pale ale.

I´m so fucking bored

This stuff right here, it's class

The aul shop doesn't get it in very often so I tend to clean them out when they do

>>5376363

Hipsters are sucking the craft beer market's hairy dick right now, so it only makes sense they would try to appeal to them. I wonder when they'll decide craft beer has gotten too commercial and doesn't stand for anything so they can't drink it because they won't be rebels if they do so.

Drinking some Great Lakes Rye of the Tiger. The scent and body leave something to be desired, but not he taste. It's damn tasty, and right after Chillwave too.

>>5376363
I didn't know City and Colour did this. How was it?

>>5378267
Great Lakes never disappoints

If I drink this elixirs, would I become a normalfag?

You guys are making me feel bad about drinking my Yuengling Porter. I paid 8 bucks for it too.

I'm drinking lagunitas ipa and enjoying it.

>>5378192
Dude hipsters have been around forever. The things they like usually become popular and stay popular with them as well. The popularity of tea in America, Hummus in britland, food carts in the north east are all down to them and are still popular.

Hipsters are just the front runners of the change the country doesn't know it wants yet.

>>5378396

I know the term has been used for some time now. I'm just referring to the twenty-something hipsters of the current generation.

>>5378396
>Hipsters are just the front runners of the change the country doesn't know it wants yet.
some of the time, but more often than not the trend are completely abandoned, its just that the few hits are more visible so you associate them. Still craft beer has never been hipster

>>5378401
Even the image the colloquial usage evokes has been around for decades. People who are trying to expand the scope of their culture will always be there and will always be disliked.

>>5378409
Of course not everything that gets niche popularity goes mainstream. And of course a lot of people are full of shit. But people mostly don't promote anything they don't personally like. And once something gets mainstream popularity it isn't necessarily ditched by the early adopters. Unless of course the wuality of the said product goes down as it's popularity goes up.

>>5376254
>>5376214
>>5377660

good stuffs

>>5378396

immigration is responsible for the popularity of hummus.

And I don't care how much people hate hipsters, if they're off the PBR, good on 'em. PBR sucks

>>5378396
>>5378396

>tfw you were there before hipsters

Feels old man

>>5378393

0/10

no biters

>>5378283
Loads of maple syrup in the taste. Very sweet basically. It was kind of bad, the maple syrup dominates the flavour.

>>5376156

18% ALC !

A pint of Guinness, its been sitting in my fridge since St Patty's day.

>>5382869
you disgust me

>>5376363
It's interesting, and perhaps telling, that you consider a mid-1990s granola bag/world music cd cover hipster

>>5376363
Haven't had that one. Love this though:

This shit. It was on sale and I rarely ever drink sake, so I figured I'd give it a whirl. It's okay. Nothing exciting (sake never is). Doesn't taste like much but at least none of the flavors are bad. Nice high alcohol content.

Right now, I'm drinking water.

But, later, I'm going to be having some Black Butte Porter (Deschutes brewery) and some Sierra Nevada Ruthless Rye.

Drinking Brauschneider IPA right now.

What should I drink next?

Nice, bro.

>>5383937
>Sierra Nevada Ruthless Rye

Liked that one when I was living in the US.

>>5376041
>inb4 piss water
It's good for dry mouth as I'm getting stoned with my parents-in-law.

>>5376041

Girlfriend invited me over for steak dinner, perfect thing for a sunny day on the porch. I'm supplying the alcohol for tonight.

Drinking plans include:

Bulliet Rye Whiskey

Goose Island Bourbon County (Just snagged a few in a trade with a friend of mine for a few of my Dogfish Head World Wide Stout)

Dark Horse Brewing Co. Boffo Brown

Has anyone tried those Ommegang Game Of Thrones brews? I had someone offer to trade me a few bottles for one of my KBS bottles. Worht my time?

>>5384113
I've tried just about all of the ones released so far. The Blood of Fire or whatever the hell it's called with the ancho chilis is definitely worth skipping, but the others are pretty damn good.

/ck/ I need a little advice. I'm a light-weight. All I drink is beer and wine.

> recently awarded a grant by uni to participate in archaeological excavation in Oman
>going to be there for 2 months
>everything there's super expensive
>especially booze
>can take two 1 liter bottles of booze

Wat do?

Any recommendations?

The semi-best.

>>5383996

The IPA was really good. Not too bitter, very fruity.

>What should I drink next?

>>5384151
>tfw ed hardy learned art from the guy responsible for sailor jerry

Kind of ruins it...

>>5384129
Everclear. Just mix it or water it down when you go to drink it. Cheapest way to bring the most possible alcohol in.

>>5384129
>Wat do?
Enjoy being held hostage by jihadis.

>tfw sick with the flu
>want to drink but alcohol taste like bile when sick


Got the next best thing tho.

>>5384246
God, I love that stuff when I'm sick. And only when I'm sick.

Same shit I drink everyday.

>>5384238
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_Peace_Index

>United States of America: 100
>Oman: 45

It's twice as peaceful as the US, bro.

>>5384261
Fuck yes. I'm the same way but man, it's gods gift when ill.

pleasantly surprised

First time trying this stuff, because it's apparently supposed to be like swallowing God's cum from what I've read. And honestly, it's real nice for what it is. I just think my inexperienced taste buds aren't crazy about this kind of stout.

>>5376087
My god that shit sucks. Like, I don't think of myself as a beer snob by a long shot, but that shit right there just tastes like someone pissed in a cup of Juicy Juice apple juice.

>>5376254
Nothin' wrong with some tasty-ass Kool-Aid homie.

that feel when they were sold out of Waho

>>5384359
I feel the same way. I am in no way a beer snob (I regularly drink and enjoy shitty beer) but I am definitely a cider snob. A poorly made cider just depresses me. Even Strongbow can no longer do it for me. I now exclusively drink a homebrewed cider made by my English expat friend.

Just pounded 4 shots of Stanislav vodka. I love alcohol.

>>5384109
>Girlfriend invited me over for steak dinner,
Sure bro.

Sure.

>>5384293
It's just sugar water.

>>5384391

I find it nearly impossible to get pissed at uni functions any more.

There's awful beer available that makes me feel bloated, or super sweet cider that just tastes gross.

I end up feeling like puking long before I'm properly drunk.

Who /alcoholic/ here? It's not effecting me in my professional/personal life too much. Just hard to go a day without getting at least post buzzed pre drunk. Idk how I should feel...I enjoy it but I know it's not good for my body. When is it a problem?
Also, drinking a Dominion Hop Mountain Pale Ale. It was bottled in December so it's clearly lost some of it's bite, didn't realize it was so old. 7/10, has a nice caramel/toffee presence you wouldn't expect. I'd like to try a fresh one.

>>5384597
I'm on the road to alcoholism. Drinking alone every weekend to get drunk. Feels good and bad man. I'm fairly drunk right now

>>5384623
Me too bruh. Though I will be drunk as hell tomorrow I'll be with other drunk people watching UFC and Hockey. It's more of my weekday drinking that concerns me.

cheers bros

>>5384651
forgot my pic

guess what shithole of a country I am posting from.

>>5384597
>When is it a problem?

honestly whenever you start to suspect that it might be.

it's not too late though, have you tried therapy?

>>5384597
get a hobby

>>5376041
>2014
>Drinking beer made with fish

Just drank two pints of Guinness. Now taking sips of pic related. No work till sunday so= celebrate the overtime.

I know, I know, maybe I'll get something different tomorrow.

hahaha, verif: paxchan was
paxchan, that would be a funny one

>>5384246
You might want to try a teaspoon of Angostura bitters in some ginger ale, it's good, I promise.

>>5384712
Steel Reserve is some strong shit mang!

>>5384712
love the 211
have you tried these?
stacks are awesome and have like 12% ABV

>>5384712
these are also hella good but make ya puke like crazy
12% ABV

>>5384722
forgot my stupid image
CAMOOOOOO CANS

>>5384721
That shits too strong 4 me. I avoid that shit like 4loko.

>>5384729
well then
wish they still put caffeine in lokos
theyre totally pointless now

>>5384721
Naw, the 211s are all over upstate NY, but I've never seen those. Given our weird laws I wouldn't be suprised if those were illegal.

I don't see the point in cheap high alcohol beers.
Maybe they get you drunk fast, but taste disgusting enough that you pace yourself?

about to drink one of these in a sec after it gets nice and cold
probably my favorite beer size (except for maybe the olympia tall boys) and better tasting then regular corona for sure

>>5384745
jesus forgot my image too!

>>5384749
Good shit but 4 bucks for that?! Just buy a six.

>>5376041
Oh man that shit just got discontinued at my store. Like six bottles went half off and ended up being like, 5 bucks each.

Needless to say I got shit-faced off quad brew that night.

>>5384743
The 211s aren't so bad after a bit of lime juice is added or even after drinking a half one the taste buds are wasted for a couple hours and it wont matter much anymore.

If I want to drink, sure, I'd like a buzz, that's the point to me. 211s are cheap and effective and giving that buzz. Only with overindulgance will I puke from them.

>>5384743
>Maybe they get you drunk fast, but taste disgusting enough that you pace yourself?
less disgusting than bud light

>>5384793
Bud light platinum my friend

>>5384738
True, the laws in NY state were changed to prevent the corruption of our youth by the evil 4loko, however politicials ripping us off left and right is quite legal.

as an employee of total wine, i get discounts on our brands

this is a good vodka for the price

>>5384826
Never saw that. Better than svedka?

Randall's Refreshe purified drinking water

>>5384828
a little better. you won't really notice a difference if you don't consume a shit ton different vodkas and it's not going to be worth the extra 3-4 dollars anyway.

stick with svedka if you like it.

>>5384826
Is that better than Tito's. Even in NYC the price on Tito's is really good, I think that's mostly because it's from Texas and not imported from another country. I like it anyway.

I think a bottle of Tito's was about $17-20, it's not expensive especially for what it is, a good quality vodka.

Plus I know a lot of people hate nationalism, but I like that it's made in the USA. I'd rather buy something made here in the USA than something, it's very highly regarded by a lot of people. No it's not going to impress some high falooting type used to paying $200 a bottle for some foreign shit, but it's just as good if not better IMO.

What kind of discount do you get?

>>5384831
Come on! /fit/ is that way!

>>5384845
i think titos is alright, it's a little more syrupy than i personally like, but it's not at all bad.

i completely get the whole wanting something made in the US, but tobaritch is nothing to impress anyone with because it's foreign, it's about 20 dollars a handle. just tastes like a super crisp, clean vodka in a very ugly bottle. i am constantly having to try different vodkas so i can describe them to people, and this is one i personally enjoyed the taste/pricepoint of...

i get 30% all of our wine brands and 10% off all of our spirit brands (which is basically getting it tax free because the state i live in, tax is almost 10%)

>>5384854
That's a decent discount. I never found Tito's syrupy but then you've probably drank more vodka's than I have.

I suspect that you need disipline to get a discount on wines and spirits and not go crazy.

bump

for about 24 hours now minus sleeping

Anyone else have hard on for bottles with suns?

>>5384597
A glass of beer a day isn't harmful for you at all. It's actually considered to be healthy.

Drinking this. Payed my uncle in Seattle to send me a buttload of Cascade.

(UK only)
Tesco have got this monster back in stock
would advise anyone who likes complex stouts with espresso+dark fruit flavours to stock up now

This. It's definitely a sipper. Not the best tripel I've had but pretty enjoyable.

>>5386568
I tried this at my cousins wedding it's pretty good.

>>5386644
Sounds like you should hit up some gaybars and bath houses, they got the fruity flavor that you'll enjoy.

Bulleit 10yr neat
Fairly heavy on the wood, seems to be working for me after a meal of roast duck followed by caramelised figs and cheese

>>5386644

I picked up a few of these around christmas time for a pound each. They are not the best imperial stout I've ever drank but do make a pretty good reservist beer and are certainly much better than most other tesco's offerings.

My unused saliva.

>>5386644
I actually found those in the states, but it was like, 10$ for a single 11.2 oz bottle. Fuck that. At least I'm pretty sure that's the one. Does it say it's good for 13 years or whatever?

>>5387986
If you like oak heavy pick up Booker's. It's uncut and oaky as fuck. Really smooth for being 130 proof though

Lots and lots of water

>>5388026

>1 pound each

Motherfucker, they charge at lest $6/bottle for Courage RIS in the states, and that's if you're lucky.

>>5384623
>I'm on the road to alcoholism
>Drinking alone every weekend
lol what a faggot

Arrogant Bastard by Stone.

I just got the new mixed 12 pack with their IPA, DIPA, Black IPA, and Arrogant Bastard Ale.

It's awesome. I haven't been this excited about something since I was in 10 years old.

water
it tastes so fucking good right now
there isn't a beer in the world I'd drink over it

>>5388503
Yeh i usually prefer higher proof whiskey but bookers doesnt do it for me, I actually struggle with most Jim Beam products, their unique yeast strain funky flavour profile turns me off.

Elijah Craig barrel proof or wild turkey rare breed when im in a woody high proof mood

Just turned 21 a few days ago. Booze has never been my thing but Id like to be a little more well-versed in adult beverages.

So what should I pick up at the liquor store? Give me the crash course /ck/!

All Ive drank so far are a bunch of shitty beers (Stella, PBR, Bud Lite) and some Angry Orchard, which is alright I guess

>>5390379
wow you must be a gay

>>5390864
Stella isn't bad.

For someone in your situation, you should try out Shock Top and/or Blue Moon. I loved them at your age. They're still delicious of course, but they're not my go-to beer anymore, I now prefer beers without extra flavorings like the citrus in those.

Then you really just have to try beers out for yourself and see what tastes good to you, everyone has unique tastes.

When you're ordering, you might try out the beers the people you're with order if they're more experienced, and at a bar you could ask a server what they recommend. To avoid them asking what you like so they can make a proper recommendation (since you don't know what you like) just ask them what they'd order for themselves.

I like Shiner Bock.

>>5376041
That beer sucks IT FUCKING SUCKS
Drink some Ayinger Celebrator Doppelbock

>What are you drinking now
No Label Brewery's 1st Street Ale.
It's a blond ale with a touch of rice as tribute to the town it's made in- the brewery was built in some old rice silos.

I haven't been a big fan of their brews until they came out with this one a short while ago. It's absolutely delicious.

I am drinking a large mug of drip coffee made from Ethiopian Sidamo beans

I have mixed feelings about this beer. On one hand, it's the best APA I've ever tasted. Best ale, to be honest. On the other hand, 3 Floys can suck a bag of dicks. Their beer is absolutely fantastic, but their distribution is purposely awful and expensive.

Samuel Smith's nut brown ale
I prefer the oatmeal stout but it's still good

>>5390868
I was just dehydrated bro I'm drinking again now

>>5376041
Water

>>5376214
Noice, havin a bottle of the rum cask m'self.

Guys what is up with BeerAdvocate? I found their site recently and the people who write reviews there appear to be completely retarded.
Their descriptions of beers sound like they're on acid, describing very plain, straightforward beers by saying there are clear flavors of random fruits and other equally insane stuff.
Most of my favorite beers they rate as subpar, while their top 100 list is full of reeeeaaally strange beers and shitty FLAVORED beers.

Tell me I'm not crazy.

>>5395632

You know how beerfags are always loudly bitching about pretentious wine drinkers who are full of shit and have no idea what they're talking about but behave otherwise?

That's basically 2014 beerfags, projecting.

Congrats beer culture. You are the cancer.

>>5395670
Damn.

Well I'm glad my beer fan friends aren't faggots like that.

I hope this culture doesn't get too big. But having lived a few years now, I can safely say this is exactly the kind of thing that catches on.

>>5390888
love their El Hefe . When I tried 1st street I had a don jalapeno right before so my tastebuds might have been thrown off a bit. Need to try that one again

>>5376087
I prefer Angry Orchard, but Redd's isn't bad. And I'll be drinking a Heineken in a bit.

>>5395632
You're probably crazy to be so worked up about this.

Everyone's got an opinion, and most people are morons.

>>5395632
>describing very plain, straightforward beers by saying there are clear flavors of random fruits and other equally insane stuff.
I don't want to sound like a dick or sarcastic, but when you actually consciously sip something and think about it's flavor you can start to articulate what you taste beyond simple descriptors.

It isn't pretentious or anything, it is just a group of people who enjoy something differently. Every "hobby" has people that are on that side of the spectrum (golf, wine, coffee, tobacco, aquariums, paintball, whatever).

There is no point in trying to understand where they are coming from or criticising them, they've just found something to get excited about (whether it may seem inane to you or not).

You are on a food and cooking board. Some people would think that is ludicrous.

>>5393465
I've heard a lot of people complain about Three Floyd. What, specifically, if the problem with them? I wish I had the chance to try Alpha King or Zombiedust while I was in Chicagoland.

Also drinking a Founder's Porter at the moment. I'm trying hard to appreciate porters and stouts but they just aren't as drinkable as IPAs.

>>5390875
Stella is fucking dogshit.

>>5395883
You seem to have misread.
Again, I say: PLAIN, STRAIGHTFORWARD beers.
Would you say fucking Miller High Life has clear notes of Peach and Pine? That's the kind of fucking insane comments I'm talking about.

>>5396309
This is my favorite

>>5395783
Neat, wasn't sure anyone else would have tried their brews.
Don Jalapeno tasted strange to me, and it was most definitely not the jalapeno taste, I love jalapeno. I got 3 distinct flavors from it- beer, jalapeno, and something awful, like band-aid. Needless to say, I'm not a fan of their Don Jalapeno, but I'm still very open to trying better jalapeno beers.

Definitely give 1st street another try, I think it's really a delicious beer.

>>5396309
>>5396332
Worth a try

>>5396325
Nah, it's alright. I'd say it's on the same generic tier as Heineken, Bass, and Coors Banquet. Cheap, generic, and far from unique. But you'd drink them at those events where your other option is light beer.
Stella is definitely not bad.

>>5386568
I like to joke Sol tastes like alcoholic air, but I'll be damned if it isn't one of the most refreshing beers I've ever experienced.

A drinking thread awhile back recommended Russian Standard, and I finally snagged a bottle to try. It's one of the smoothest vodkas I've ever tried, with a pleasant, lengthy after-burn. Fantastic stuff!

>>5396345
Being marginally better among a field of mediocrity isn't high praise.

Got it at duty free, pretty fine vodka.

>>5396373
that looks like it would taste like a bucket of pennies that someones grandfather would leave hidden in a barn for world war 2

Why would I drink anything else?

>>5396358
I never said it was. Let me refer you to my original comment:
>Stella isn't bad
It seems you have some sort of personal vendetta against Stella. Tell me where the mean Belgian man touched you.

>>5396374
>i saw copper color, it made me think of pennies!
and then he graduated the 2nd grade

>>5396378
there's a bottle of this in my fridge. never tried it.

>>5386568
I do like sol.

The guy I trade for it has 3 cases left in cellar. Traded some kbs. I'm happy

>>5396430
And just like a Bud Light it has a born on date. Maybe I can get some non shitty pics.

>>5390876
What does a tripel have to do with a doppelbach?

>>5396449
>doppelbach
LOL beeradvocate detected
it's doppelBOCK
stop trying to over-fancy yourself, you're a huge fucking faggot

about to open this up

>>5396465
True I didn't spell it right ( guessing a beer advocate junkie would to be a pedantic asshole). But it doesn't alter the fact the the styles don't have shit to do with each other. Fuck they aren't even both ales or lagers.

>>5396493
>being this beeradvocate
lol you're the worst kind of person.

>>5396148

They like to brag about how they're not normal, which apparently means they have the freedom to randomly raise their prices and cut back on ingredients because they have done both. They play almost nothing but metal at the brew pub because they are metal heads and metal is the ultimate and best forum of music of all time ever. Their employees are dicks for the most part, but not as much as the brewers, and them not nearly as much as the owners; Nick Floyd is one of the biggest cunts I have ever met.

This.

>>5377898
It's so sweet. I feel like I'm drinking type two diabetes in a bottle.

>>5397901
good shit
too easy to drink straight, though

this shit is cash

>>5396531
>Tripel Karmeliet
hnngh yes best beer I've ever had

>>5398088
Would you like some beer with that foam?

>mfw hipsters can't even pour beer

>>5398088
Needs more of a head. Ideally, you want 95% head and 5% beer, looks like you're only at 70% head.

>>5398094
>>5398096
it was a google image, for real?

>>5398088
Bro you're supposed to drink the beer, not the head.

Awesome beer. Love me some bourbon barrel aged stuff, and this gets the balance just right.

>>5398108
a likely story

>>5398094
>>5398096
>>5398134
0/10

You guys even trying?

>>5398303
>this guy turns his bottle upside down 3 feet above his glass
jesus man, don't do that, you're ruining your beer

>>5398324
>thinks he knows what he's talking about

Next.

>>5398324
>not knowing it's a google image

>>5398338
Then explain to me why you think >>5398088 is an acceptable pour, moron?

>>5398357
because that post is him and he's embarrased he ruined his beer and made himself look like an idiot who wears a helmet all day

>>5384738
Put a 4 hour energy in it, basically the same shit as before
Enjoy your heart failure :^)

>>5398338
>namefag thinking he's relevant

>>5398382
but how can i stave off massive depression if not for attention-whoring on a board where everyone despises attention-whorse??

>>5398357
Have you ever even Tripel Karmelieted?

>>5398370
The post that they were referring to was not me idiot.

>>5398382
>>5398387
>i have no valid contribution so i will resort to calling someone a namefag to feel less shitty about myself

>>5398394
>I know i'm desperate for attention plz give it to me quick

>>5398394
>The post that they were referring to was not me idiot.
Yes it is, why else would you be white-knighting this hard? You're clearly quite butthurt.

>>5398395
Thanks, you just did.

Stay mad.

>>5398399
>plz validate me because my daddy never did

>>5398394
>EVERYBODY LOOK AT MEEEEEEE
>I'M A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE
>ALSO I FEEL SUPERIOR TO YOU THUS I FEEL THE NEED TO DIFFERENTIATE MYSELF WITH A SPECIAL NAME UNLIKE EVERYONE ELSE ON THIS BOARD
>PLEASE I AM COOL PLS BELIEVE ME

>>5398394
>p-p-pls be my friends guys

>>5398401
>>5398402
>>5398406
Oh man! I just left to make a late lunch and look at all this attention! I need to remember to come back next summer.

>>5398398
Try again. See
>>5396531
>>5398088
>>5398094
>>5398108

>>5398454
>I wasn't crying in a corner, I was at lunch, I swear!

>>5398463
>grasping at straws

>>5398472
>maybe one day my mommy will love me just like all my 4chin pals do

>>5398473
>still has nothing of relevance to contribute so continues to act like a passive aggressive beta fgt

Just how mad are you anon?

>>5398478
>daddy be easy I poop from there!

>>5398472
that westy tho

>>5398482
Per the global rules, I don't think you're old enough to be on this site. Please close all 4chan tabs and come back when you are 18.

>>5398488
>huehue i know he's right so i'll say he underage! that'll work alright

>>5398491
>calling the kettle black

hah I'm loving all this attention anon, you have my gratitude.

>>5398493
>wow so many people love me. mommy look i have some friends now!

>>5398499
You're really quite dense aren't you?

>>5398501
>look daddy i stretched my ass out for you tonight so you'll fit real snug

>>5398506
When do the yo mamma jokes start? Your strawman is getting a bit ragged. How is it being 13 in 2014? When I was your age, we didn't have the internet.

>>5398517
>better make some facebook profiles for all these new friends i'm making, then everyone from high school will be jealous

>>5398524
Good idea, I'll get right on that and report back as soon as possible so I can receive even more attention. Thanks anon! :D

>>5398537
>if i use emoticons he wont notice i'm crying

>>5398524
You got me anon. I am actually gay and I love my daddy's man parts in me.

>>5398543
Are you a wizard? How can you see all of these things through the computer screen?

>>5398553
Took you long enough.

>>5398553
>few, finally got that off my chest

>>5398556
>hah, that was a good jab. now to finish off this tub of rocky road and ketchup

>>5398561
>good jab

Maybe when I was 12.

I only drink the finest brews, such as pic related

>>5398568
>which was last year

>>5398570
Please. It's all about the OE 800. There is no substitute.

>>5398574
Forgot to take off your name

>>5398574
Says the sperglord spewing middle school tier insults.

>>5398584
Noob.

>>5398577
>except for daddy's cock

>>5398590
You so clever anon, where does all this wit come from?

>>5398586
>middle school. how glad i'll be when i finally make some friends there. i bet daddy will love me then

>>5398596
>one note shit-pony

All this attention is losing it's luster, maybe I should go back to being anon.

>>5398594
>huehue i got him there

>>5398601
>daddy told me to get of 4chin so he can look at gay mandingo porn

>>5398594
I love when daddy bastes my chest with his sperg.

>>5398603
>exactly what anon has been doing this entire time while sipping on shitty beer that some random guy bought since anon isn't 21 yet

>>5398612
>that's a good one too, guess i'll have to fill daddies beer bottle up with water after i'm done and hope he doesn't notice

>>5398610
>be anon
>post as namefag
>still not funny
>still beta as fuck

>>5398620
>damn i wish i wasn't so mad maybe then i could think up some good zingers

>>5398623
>zingers

Maybe I can get some Zingers if my dad will give me my allowance, then I can share them with my newfriends.

>>5398628
>but first i think i'll stick one up my ass. one day i'll be all grown up and can do that all day long if i want to

>>5398635
I don't think a Zinger would hold up to all that stress. Maybe I should stick to small sharpies, then one day I'll work my way up to the big ones like you.

>>5398640
>haha i bet he believed that sharpy tale. in reality i can fit a dragon dildo up no problem. if only daddy would fit life would be perfect

>>5398645
That was a good one.... Why does it feel like I'm conversing with a child? Are you mentally handicapped anon?

>>5398652
>wow this is the longest i've ever had a friend

It takes a whole new kind of stupid to keep replying to such an obvious troll.

>>5398660
And it takes a not new, but unfortunately prevalent kind of stupid to namefag without reason.

>>5398666
>without reason

I thought it was for attention? Guess I'll be deleting my new fb page.

>>5398668
SHUT THE FUCK UP IDIOT.
At least the other guy is anonymous.

I just drank that iron maiden beer.

I knew i was paying for the iron maiden name.

Cost wise it didnt gave me any satisfaction.
Taste wise it was pretty tasty.

Before somebody starts flinging shit and
>hurr durr quadruple hardcore brewed in the moon hipster beer is better

I really like beer and the only thing i couldnt even finish are those pre mixed lemon things?
Like salitos from krombacher or bud lime light?

Any of you ever have beer ice cream?
I want to.

>>5376041
Alexander Keith's Galaxy Hop Ale.
Meh. It's alright.

>>5398912
I liked it, I was pumped for it when I first read about it in their magazine. It was a very British beer, for sure. I couldn't drink more than one or two in a sitting if I wanted to, but I can't complain.

Añejo, bitch

over-proof Seagram's seven, some cheap mixer, and a super ripe round slice of lemon. I want to know what this is called desperately.

>>5399189
Schnapps and sherbet.

>>5398891
>muh sekret klub

>>5398912
Did you listen to the trooper while drinking it? I hope you did.

Having one of pic related right now. It's pretty tasty.

>>5399521
>sekrit club
>entrance requirement: don't type in a special snowflake name
uhhhhh...
I don't even have the Full Retard image anymore it's so old. You're going retro with your retardation here, man.

>>5399537
Pic related, how much I give a shit.

>>5399542
>I was only pretending.

>>5398370
jesus christ you guys are morans it's a google image i didn't ruin any fucking beer. everyone in this thread including myself should kill themselves

i had a few hoegardens and holy shit i have never had such a drinkable beer
also had TAP breweries Sassy Rabbit rye ale. It was alright.

>>5399671
god.

that could have been a neat, striking label if someone had bothered to google "rabbit silhouette".

>>5376041
trying this today because of all the hype around it and honestly doesnt taste like anything

>>5399707
I love that beer. Have you tried Trois Pistoles? I like that one more personally.

>>5399709
this isnt bear

>>5399712
Haha ahh, read it as "this" was what he was replying to.

I don't know about some cucumber mint water, I like my water to taste like water.

>>5399713
youd feel no difference if you tried this, it literally tastes the same. im gonna make strawberry/raspberry water next, hope itll be better

>>5399707
You need to put some gin in that' son

>>5398482
stop being butthurt faggot

>jealous anonyfaggot

i just woke up
i could drink some back east i guess

>>5399707
Did you let it sit for a day? All the Pinterest cunts do that.

>>5376194
That beer, woof. Probably tastes awesome but considering Guinness is the strongest stuff I've ever had, I'm sure it would take a lot of adjusting to enjoy.

>>5400184
>considering Guinness is the strongest stuff I've ever had
how

>>5399709
>>5399713
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>5400184
>beer
>strong
What. I've never heard the descriptor "strong" used regarding beer. What are you using strong to describe about the beer....? Judging by your use of Guiness as your example, do you mean dark = strong?
Please explain.

Having this right now.

It's a Vienna lager.

>>5400126
>tripping
>on /ck/
top kek

Tripping is only reasonable when it's prudent to connect an owner with real-world property, like a collection of guns on /k/, a collection of figures on /toy/, in-game tradeable shit like fucking Pokemon or something...

Tripping on fucking /ck/ is the most retarded thing you could ever do.

>>5382857
a fellow person from da Burgh.

Got a bottle of these waiting for me with my name on it in a few house, along with a Fuente Opus X.

>beer
>ever

>>5400951
I know right!
It tastes so YUCKY! It's worse than when my mommy made me eat BROCCOLI!!

>>5401025
yo fuck broccoli

>>5400927
Reread it, I explained it.

>>5400933
I have but in a relative sense, ie the most common beers are ~5%, where as a strong beer would be 9+.

>>5401150
So this person is using strong to directly mean alcohol content... ehhh...

>>5401150
>sees a picture of water
>sees descrition of "honestly doesnt taste like anything"
>concludes they must be talking about a beer in a different post
Impressive levels of retard there, chum.
But what more to expect from a namefag on a non-namefag board...

>>5376041

>>5376041

>>5401197
I don't know what >>5400184 meant by it, I was just responding to
>I've never heard the descriptor "strong" used regarding beer

>>5401207

>>5401426
Wow, so defensive. How the hell did
>So this person is using strong to directly mean alcohol content... ehhh...
Turn into you being afraid of some internet badass?

That's quite the inferiority complex you've got there, mr. namefag

>>5401426
>going full retard
>in this day and age

Had one of these. Don't regret it, but I'm glad I didn't purchase the pack when I saw them the first time.

>>5401488
The pic was in response to the other Anon.

>>5401430
>Añejo
>Not Reposado

At least it's Herradura.

Picked up some Anchor IPA, Alaskan 2013 Smoked Porter and some Square Mile Hard Apple Cider. Haven't had any of them before, so I hope they're good.

Where do I start with beers/ales?

My local store has like 100 different kinds of ale/stout/beer/you name it

Do I just pick a random bottle off the shelf?

>>5401576
I suggest you grab three or four different ones and try them. I suggest going for wheatbeers, with hefeweizen being a personal favorite.

>>5401576

Where do you live? I can make some recommendations based on that.

You should start with fresh, refrigerated beer.

>>5401599

I'm a britfag.

>>5401607

Was hoping you were in the US.

Well, you may want to look for ESBs, that style of beer is very popular in the UK.

English style IPAs have a nice malt backbone and tend to have more of a balance to them than American IPAs to, so if you're looking for more of a caramel sweetness with a hint of citrus this may be the way to go.

As >>5401583 mentioned, Hefeweizens are great too. Weihenstephaner Hefeweissbier is one of the oldest beers produced in the world and it is also one of the very best. Definitely get some if you can.

Belgian styles are good for curious beginners too. A Saison would be nice for a light, yeasty flavor with maybe hints of peppercorn or earth, where darker Belgian ales like Dubbels or Quadrupels will have tastes more like sweet dark fruits with a nice rich, warming alcohol.

As I said before, when dealing with quality beer freshness is very important so check for bottling dates or 'best by' dates, and refrigeration will help extend the life of these beers.

>>5401508
I bought a 12 pack of those. It's decent, but Angry Orchard is much better.

>>5401576
I'm putting in another vote for try out some wheat beers. Belgian style white witbiers.
Don't know what specific brands you've got there in bongland, if you were USA I'd recommend Blue Moon and Shock Top, but there's a low likelihood you've got them. Surely you have plenty of European-brewed Belgian whites though!

>>5402031
I'd be surprised if they didn't have Hoegaarden there.

>>5401663
blue moon is my fav microbrew wheitbeire

>>5402031

Lagunitas A Little Sumpin' Sumpin,' Bell's Oberon, Weihenstephaner Hefeweizen.

>>5402067
Allagash White is pretty damn good too. Unfortunately, unless it's expensive as shit at some specialty shop over there, I doubt any of those (except Weihenstephaner) are available over there.

>>5402074
Oh yeahhhh I love Allagash white.
I've been to Maine several times and the only place I've ever had it was in Texas. Go figure.

>>5402075
Haha that's like the first time I ever went ice skating, was in Hawaii.

Drinking some Anchor IPA right now. Gotta say, it's not what I was expecting. I figured, IPA from CA = lots of hop aroma and flavor. Not with this one, the hops are pretty subtle. Not a bad beer though.

>>5402080

Anchor is like Sierra Nevada. They mostly make accessible beers. If you want an IPA with lots of hops from California try Ballast Point's Sculpin.

>>5402084
Yea, that one is pretty good. I only got the Anchor cause I haven't had it yet. My favorites are maybe Bell's Two Hearted Ale or Stone Ruination.

>>5402089

Two Hearted is so damn good. I can't wait for those 16oz cans. I got a chance to meet Larry Bell once and he is a terrifically nice guy.

>>5402127
Nice! I wish they sold Bell's in my area. I'm in central CA but Bevmo here doesn't carry it. They do sell it up in the bay area though. They're killing me. I did see a box of St. Bernardus that was just delivered though, so that is a step in the right direction.

Just poured a glass of 2013 Alaskan Smoked Porter. It's nice having Fridays off.

>>5402148
How many of those photos do you have?

And why are you such a dork?

>>5402148

Do you get Russian River? Their Blind Pig and Pliny the Elder really hit the spot. It's a damn shame that the Pliny the Younger release and pretty much all rare beer releases have been attracting such twats lately. It' like a pissing contest for who can get the most of the rarest beer now when it used to be about the community and sharing with good friends. Oh well, I guess that's just human nature.

>>5402157
I try to take a picture of every beer I try, basically to just keep a record of them. So somewhere around 700 or so.

>>5402158
I wish, I hear those are all really good beers. I think they sell them up in the San Fran area, which is about 2-3 hours from here. Haven't seen them around this area though.

I'm trying out Brew Age Malzstrasse right now. A bit little head, tbh.
Next I will try the Hopfenauflauf by the same brewery, that's an American style pale ale.

I'll have an Anchor Steam later. It's the first time I'm having one since I've returned from California.

>>5403309
Did you go to their brewery?

>>5403396

Sadly, no. I missed out on registering for that when in SF.

miller 40 oz