/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5536787
cup of green tea, some left over rice and some cold beans maybe some cold chicken if I have some left. Last thing I need is a shit ton sugar before bedding down.

>OP's pic
>snack

>>5536798
I'd be doing something similar to that, but I'm gonna be up for another four hours after this anyways, it just happens to be midnight when I'm eating this.

Eating right before bed always gives me horrible diarrhea. I gotta stop eating at least 3-4 hours before sleep.

>>5536787
Whatever's the most convenient for my drunk ass. Usually water, but on some serendipitous times some cold pizza!

>>5536798
>Last thing I need is a shit ton sugar before bedding down.
>But rice is ok.

>nearly 100g of effective sugar
>midnight snack

how fucking obese are you?

>>5536787
A cup of mangos, a tall glass of milk and a bag of sunflower seeds.

>>5536816
>non-white rice doesn't exist

A cup of mangos, a tall glass of milk and a bag of sunflower seeds.

>>5536816
rice is not really a simple or complex carb. (depending on breed) it kinda sits on the middle ground. It does not really elevate my blood sugar much.

>>5536787
deep fried lard and a box of twinkies, maybe two if its my cheat day

Its almost midnight and i'm thinkin grilled cheese

...except I don't have any butter :(

crackers with goat cheese or cream cheese
wavy or kettle chips
water
...diet dr. pepper.

>>5536821
brown has even more

>>5536829
why you need butter?
i was actually thinking grilled cheese too but have no sliced bread
i might place some hamburger buns over the toaster slots to toast them and then nuke some cheese on it

i just had a cup of oatmeal

>>5536821
well for the sake of argument I'm typically eating 2/3rds cup or how every much you normally have in an onigiri of white short grain rice. Nishiki brand to be extra specific.

>>5536834
>rice is packed with sugar

>>5536850
are you slow?

>>5536853
fucking white people, spend a fortune and a lifetime and school and they still dont know shit

>>5536834

Might as well call everything sugar then since it all becomes glucose

>>5536829
mayo works too. if you use it,im not a big mayo fan, but on the outside of a grilled cheese it works pretty well i guess.

>>5536787
all that carb late at night will keep you fat OP. Try something more lean like a slim jim or some jerky with some diet soda

>>5536787
>snack
nigga thats a meal

Hey guys, OP here, thought you guys would want to see tonight's midnight snack!

>>5539602
OP post a picture of your hands

I... we need to know what we're looking at here

Seeing this >>5539602 right after >>5536787 almost made me barf

>>5536787
since when is 1200kcal a snack

>>5539602
you're a hero anon

Of choice?
Pussy.
Of reality?
beer and sadness.

>>5539653
He's da real MVP

slap some hummus on wheat bread

>>5539602
Good god, OP

>>5539602

RIP in peace anon

>>5539664
my nigga

so far:

10 fruit snack packets
12 snack sized snickers
6 peanut butter cup oreos
tai pei microwave meal
banquet chicken nugget dinner
3 bowls of spaghetti w/ marinara
2 cans of seasoned field peas
2 bowls of raisin bran crunch
3/4 a two liter of sparkling limeade
i win.

not even done.

>>5539602
That's like, two and a half meals. I'm am not thin at all and that's too much for me.

>>5539811
That's like 1 meal and a mini pizza on the side shut your retarded ass up. I'm not OP or a fatty but I get tired of the uppity attitudes on this board when 90% of you neckbeards are overweight. You are on a damn food board on the internet, thinking you are above the others on here is really splitting hairs.

pic is my midnight snack/dinner, ghetto pork chop sammy I made with random ingredient doused in hipster sauce. was decent

>>5539811
he probably eats it over a couple hours, since itsonly midnight afterall

>>5539810
Jesus man. You sure you aren't just listing what you ate today?

I got
- Herbal Tea from a Russian market
- Slice of chocolate cake

Import stores are great for the random shit you find.

>>5539833

yeah. earlier i ate the first 3/4 of that pasta, half a bag of frozen beef ravioli, a tin of almonds, and some deli-sliced chicken breast. later, i went to work at a sandwich joint; i had a sandwich, 2 bags of chips, a big cookie and a fuckton of various ingredients from the cold table. also several cups of lemonade, sweet tea and hi-c fruit punch.

I mostly drink cheep vodka, and am most likely fatter than you...

Slice of lemon curd cake I baked for my mom's birthday a few days ago. Still delicious.

>>5539849
I would tell you to kill yourself for being such a glutton but you'll take care of that yourself.

>>5539849
Umm...are you happy? I mean, if you are, great, but that sounds like some pretty disordered eating, man.

>>5536787
>What is your midnight snack of choice?

i choose not being a fat fuck and exercising a little restraint.

>>5539888
>you must be fun at parties.

not even fat, just sorry for you.

>>5539888
Just like how you're exercising restraint from voicing off anonymously on 4chan.

>>5539849
You are a burden on everyone who loves you.

>>5536787
OP that's how you get the beetus.

>>5539939

tell me something i don't know, maybe?

>>5539887

hell no i'm not happy.

>>5536787
That's a fucking meal.

>>5536787
is the brown thing a piece of shit?

one of these with crunchy peanut butter
and a big glass of milk

>implying i eat this often
>implying im not bulking right now anyways

>>5536787

nice QFR OP

>>5539602
Why no vegetable? Why no carrot stick?

>>5540009
>implying anyone cares enough about you saving face

>>5540440

>>5540440
>implying you even lift and know what a bulk is
>implying you arent on a permabulk

>>5536787
That's like 700 calories what the fuck

>>5540457
Wow you're pathetic

>>5540457
tripfat, pls go

>>5536787
The sandwich with a glass of water would've been enough you fat fuck
>>5539602
The pizza it self is more than enough with some water. Fat ass.
>>5539829
this is fine
>>5540009
A bit too sweet. Half of that serving would be enough.
>>5540454
Fuck slavs.

>>5540783
>>5540878
as someone who goes to fit/ and lifts too... these are the insecure responses that make this fatty board palatable

>pic related

>>5539810
>>5539849
Binge eating disorder.

>>5540920
Sharpie in pooper.

>>5536787
Exactly how fat are you OP?

>>5540920
>Coors

>>5540938
>microwaved cheese

>>5540911

i'm bulimic, smartass.

>>5540993

bananas and nut butters

>>5541020

>>5539602
>guaranteedreplies.jpg

Last night I made some bruschetta around 2 a.m. that was pretty good

A lot of greasy shit. Bacon, for example.

>>5540993

I wish I could be bulimic, for like 6 months. Your so lucky.

>>5540907
How do you... Eat this? As in where do you begin?

My midnight snack

Tomato soup and a toasted cheese sammage

>>5541610
>not crushing plain crackers into your tomato soup

>>5541653
>Not letting that cheese and buttery break soak up that tomato soup goodness

>>5541653
He has something far better than crackers right there though.

>>5539602
>>5536787
These are top tier snacks, OP. People complaining this is too much are probably just butthurt they weren't blessed with glorious fast metabolisms.

3-4 multigrain crackers, squirt of tabasco coarse ground mustard, slice of english coastal cheddar on top of them. one more shot of bourbon and goodnight.

>>5536787
I eat apples or grapes or something!

If I want something sort of bad for me, I make my famous spiced hot chocolate recipe and eat it with a banana to dip it in!

>>5540993
I'm confused are we supposed to feel sympathy for you, now?

>>5536787
a big spoon of low fat cream cheese, not murrican cream cheese this one is really low fat and sugarless cocoa

>>5541653
>being this pleb

>>5536787
Homemade guacamole with cumin, lime juice, and sour cream (please don't hate me) and some nachos made with thick yellow or blue tortilla chips covered in whatever they sell as "mexican cheese mix" at the store (again, sorry) and sometimes I like to mix in some roasted tomatillos or pre-made medium salsa into the guacamole.

>>5540920
>>5540925
I'm a nachos person too! I'm not even hispanic!

>>5539650

>kcal
>kilocal
>same as saying calories.

Get off your high horse.

OP here again, tonight's snack.

>>5542284
slightly more sensible

>>5536787
dark chocolate covered pretzels, or grape tomatoes and hummus

I eat this either for breakfast or before bed. Toast with peanut butter, yogurt, oats. Cinnamon and maple syrup.

>>5536787
Hummus w/ pita, Stir fry omelette, or raw egg+soy on rice

Used to be bacon and eggs or pancakes slathered in syrup, but sadly I've lost my sweet tooth

>>5542139
>calories
>same as kcal

Literally retarded.

>>5540993
Yeah, and you binge eat. It's a cycle anon. I'm surprised you don't realize that. I suggest you seek help to stop being a binge eating bulimic.

>>5542284
>beefaroni
eeewwwwwwwwwwwww, that shit is gross

>>5542519
>colloquial interchangeability

Literally autistic.

some kinda breakfast sandwich without the cheese. or maybe a little bit of cheese. sausage or chorizo or salami or ham and egg. hot sauce or pesto or garlic sauce.

>>5542637
>colloquial interchangeable
>this guy gets mad if you use the scientific right one evethough its interchangeable
>>5539650

The first edible thing I see; I'm half asleep (at best)

>>5539602

good lord how much do you weigh

>>5542532


>binge eating disorder

>bulimia nervosa

two distinct disorders

yes i realize i binge eat

>i suggest you get help hurrrrrr

been there done that smartass, i'm on my own now

i'll recover when i can't take it anymore

>>5542456
That looks amazing. my penis is engorged. im going to make this with my homemade raisin cinnamon bread in the morn.

Finger food and just combining stuff in my mouth is really nice. Only thing that I lack is olives.

>>5543445
hwat type of cheese is that?
not enough of it btw

A single slice of American cheese or a pickle.

>>5542699
lol u mad fat overeating faggot

>>5543453

Feta cheese.

I don't like too much of it, its nice as a complimentary.

>>5540907
skyline or goldstar?

leftover chicken wings

>>5543457

>fat

hahaha nope

>>5543463
Try putting feta in guacamole (just a bit) or using it to top chicken nuggets then baking it all together.
p.s. Get the bulgarian feta.

>>5544185
still overeating faggot then...

>>5544185
You will get fat once you stop vomiting up all that candy you eat so you better get back to gagging on a toothbrush you gluttonous sack of human waste.

>>5543514
looks like goldstar

Another night, another midnight snack.

A brat with dijon mustard and jardiniere was my most satisfying midnight snack.

probably gonna go find some carrots or an apple, or something. some of you in here are fat fucks

>>5545047
Hell yea! Nestle Drumsticks...master race frozen novelty race

>>5540900
Epic samefag m9

>>5545080
It looks like garbage friendly's drum stick.

>>5545047
that has the caloric content of a full meal you fatass

>>5540779
the cookies by themselves would easily be 500. add 150 for the soda, 300 for the chips, and 300 for the sandwich and you have the calorific equivalent of mcdonalds meal.

>>5536787
Cucumber or Banana sandwich

The best

Usually some Earl Grey and a handful of crackers.
Wheat thins, Chicken in a Biscuit, or Ritz.

Sometimes I'll go for a late night bike ride and pick up a 7-11 coffee cake or some chocolate covered pretzels, if I want some unnecessary sugar.

One of these bad boys and a can of Dr. Pepper

>>5545364
>drinking a caffeine beverage before bed

>>5545372
It calms me down and settles my stomach.
And I never drink or eat right before bed, anyway.

>>5545368

>>5545368
Do Americans really eat this shit?

>>5543514
>>5544985
It's Pleasant Ridge Chili.

>>5542028
That is one of the sweetest stories I've heard on here. Thank you for posting that, honestly!

>>5545809
yes

>>5536787
>midnight snack
Get that mental disorder treated.

>>5545809
holey sheet

>>5536787
I have one or two sausages with cheese in them, and a hunk of sourdough bed.

>>5536787
beer

>>5544976

>implying i'm going to stop

>implying i use a toothbrush and can't vomit on cue

you're a cute angry little babby

>>5545209

>not exercising daily
>not being able to eat whatever you want and still be fit

>>5536787
>Eating after 9pm

Last night it was 2 cans of pringles, a packet of crispy M&Ms, a pack of pods, a box of shapes, a mint drumstick icecream and a cheese and bacon meat pie

>>5547614
>>not exercising daily
>>not being able to eat whatever you want and still be fit

only people who don't actually exercise would make that ridiculous claim. that fucking drumstick by itself is worth 40 minutes on a fucking elliptical. your fatass probably scarfed it down in 40 seconds.

i'm sorry, but there are only 24 fucking hours in a day, and outside of sleep and work, you would probably wouldn't be halfway to exercising off the extra calories that you shove down your fat gullet in the same timeframe.

>>5549629

>only people who don't actually exercise would make that ridiculous claim.
> that fucking drumstick by itself is worth 40 minutes on a fucking elliptical.

People don't work out to work off their food. They see food as macros for necessary for gains.

We got a bunch of dried fruit, dried apricots were more addicting than I remembered.
Feel shit having all that sugar before bed tho

>>5536889
They dont exactly teach what's in rice in math 9 or anthropology

>>5549670
It catches up to you after a while bro.

Stop this bullshit and just admit defeat.

>>5549670
>People don't work out to work off their food.
Speak for yourself, asshole.

>>5549629
jebus, finally a normal person...