/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Oh boy, are we making casserole?

>>5542066
Mushroom pot pie is not pizza just because you left the top crust off.

That soup looks great.

>>5542075
>>5542081
>>5542082

Fuck off with your faggoty ass bitching about
deep dish pizza. You're like a little beta bitch
that complains to the girl he likes about how her
alpha boyfriend is "an asshole". Deep dish is
king of pizzas, NY has thin shitty cardboard
pizza for a dollar a slice. Don't be jealous of it's
goddamn magnificence

>chicago pizza
>raw peppers

Hahaha. Two BIG mistakes. Shit thread.

Wow, nice job OP. Your pizza looks like shit. Have fun taking a bite into that and realizing that you just wasted hours of your time and lots of your money making it and showing it off to us, only for it to taste like shit (and look like it too).

not the best ive made, not the worst
enjoyed by all, though.

>>5542093
God, that looks like shit.

>>5542101
lol, srsly, thats some hate right there

and this was delicous

>>5542104

Looks like absolute shit.

Seriously did you just take canned crushed tomatoes and dump it on some dough?

Fuck yourself

>>5542104

What is that? Runny lasagna? Substituted raw bell peppers for meat?

roasted veggie sandwich with chicken

>>5542104
looks tasty as fuck

ignore the new york manchildren who are jealous of the majesty of Chicago pizza

>>5542121

Fuck off queer. We dont need a fork to eat our pizza.

Fold it and eat.

another shot

>>5542124
>having to fold your flaccid, depressing slice of a pizza to eat it

>>5542132

Enjoy your tomato cake, you fucking pleb

>>5542104
LOL. Yeah, I doubt it. They probably just told you that and pretended to like it to make you feel better and not embarrass you (you should have been, to present something like that abomination to them). I'll bet when they went home they purposely threw it up into the toilet.

Looks nice. I like lots of veggies. Too much sauce though. I'm weird about sauce, I guess. I like deep dish but very little sauce. No matter how tomatoes are prepared I seem to get horrid reflux so the less the better.

>>5542140

Those raw to suddenly burnt onions look very nice. Good pizza thread.

pepperoni
bacon
pizza patties
cheese-stuffed ravioli
all crammed into a chicago-style pizza package

because arteries are for pussies

>>5542138
lol wtf, pls

tritip inside and mushroom inside
i used to top these all off with feta cuase i had big bags from grocery outlet i got for like 5bux but i left for a couple months and when i got back all my roomates had eaten it

very soupy

i poured a can of tomatoes in there but didnt strain it very well
lesson learned

>>5542152
Stay in denial and delusional if it helps you sleep at night. I guess more power to you. Ignorance is bliss? I mean look at retards, everyone knows they're weird except them, but hey, they're happy. Kind of like you. You think that awful disgrace of a pizza was "enjoyed" by the people you fed it to? Well guess what sweetie, you're wrong. But you know what? That's okay. As long as you're happy it's all good. Anyway thanks for sharing your creation. I'll be using it as an example of how not to make a pizza. Feel free to post more and I'll use them too. Thanks again.

another soup

>>5542171
cool autism bro

doug

>>5542161
>>5542165
>>5542168
>>5542177

Do you photograph these thinking they went well?

this sandwich went well

>>5542177
Wow. It looks like a caricature, where the artist was trying to make one of the most likable foods out there look disgusting.

If that's what you're setting out to do consider yourself a roaring success.

dsc

>>5542226
>>5542233
Too many toppings. go for simplicity.

y-you win OP

your pizzabominations can't be defeated

>>5542236
go fuck yourself

>>5542226
Why not just grill some veggies and throw them in a bowl. Eat with Pita, dip into tomato sauce.

>>5542133
I'd rather have thin crust , but that looks tasty

>>5542245
Because his stoned self would rather be a fatty and eat pizza with too many toppings all the time (daily if his name faggotry is to be believed).

>>5542245
see
>>5542244
eat with el pato

pic not related

>>5542252
i made a calzone today
for breakfast i had potatos and veggies in a cast iron

>>5542259
>i made a calzone today
A rolled up pizza, so I wasnt wrong at all. Chances are, given the fact that you have a pipe so visible in at least one of your pictures, you're a archetypal stoner whom is also fat.

bump

>>5542393

Oh god, why?

This thread is shit

>>5542132
Filename: laughing Klingon.jpg

>not a Klingon, not even the right series

I was coming off the adderall and thinking about getting something to eat finally. Then heres this fucking thread was sitting on the front page. Thanks a lot asshole.

pizza is da bomb dot com

>hipster pizza thread

Oh god I'm so sorry. All of my pizza is complete shit. It really is disgusting tomato cake.

I had NY style pizza for the first time in my life just now, and it was the most incredible experience of my life. No chicago style "pizza" could ever do it for me anymore.

I'm going to eat another few slices, then kill myself in shame.

both NY pizza and chicago pizza are amazing

you guys are ridiculous

>>5543022
OMG same here.

too much crust
virtually no cheese
jalapenos don't belong on pizza

who wants pizza for dinner???

pizza

>>5544169

thank you based anon.

people picking sides and shitting up what could otherwise be good pizza threads is depressing.

>Checked for the required ingredients for pizza
>All there, going to make it
>What I thought were onions turned out to be garlic cloves
>Now nothing to put on the pizza besides Cheese and Eggs

I've got some sun dried tomatoes with a best before date of 7 years ago in the fridge.... will they still be okay?
Does Gherkin go okay on Pizza?

>>5544559
its the principle though..

as a calibrah i go for jewyork since i care about my BMI

but go for it chitown.
>your tomato pie is delicious if thats what you were trying to confirm

>>5544571

I live in NYC and have been to all of the best places the 5 boroughs have to offer, but I have no quarrel with Chicago style, or any regional take on it.

I posted my response since the whole Chicago vs. New York thing is silly as fuck

>>5544619
mfw chitown is overwhelming this thread about pizza


>youre irrellavent but make a good bread lazagna
1.york
2.socali


xxxxxx


900.chicago

if i want lasagna ill but it man
its deliciouls but its lasagna with bread
we need tags here man

>>5544648

Is English your first language?

>>5544656
yes..and alcohol is
>you understood though

>>5542195
(dough)recipe plz I wanna pizza

>>5542136
A tomato cake sounds infinitely more appetizing than cardboard with ketchup on it.

>>5542124
>Fold it and eat.
You know how much of an autistic faggot you sound like? You're literally parroting what your faggot father probably told you while he fucked you in the ass you little bitch.

what do you do with oil that you used to deepfry chicken in? like wait till its cooled and throw it in the bin?
wait till its cooled and fill the pan with water and soap?

>>5544193

Jalapeños belong on everything.

>>5545108

what is wrong with this board? i'm completely serious, i know i'm on 4chan but christ /ck/ has anger issues.

>>5547768

>>5544686
about a lil more than a cup of water for a lil less than 3 cups of regular flour
some oil, a lil sugar, probably not enough salt, some bread machine yeast with warm water
in the breadmachine for some time

seranos are good. yesterday i tried to buy a big bag of habaneors through the self checkout and the chinese lady came up an insisted she put the key code in herself, lol cunt

i got a bunch of italian suasages for super cheap at grossout, ima make an italian susage deepdish!

lately i just been mixing peppers, onions and susages in the deepdish pan, should give it a good flavour

jesus fuck there is no good tomato sauce in a jar
texture-speaking*

>>5542066
How long do you put it in the oven for, OP?

>>5554133
And do you have to fry it on the stove first?

around an hour
what does stove fry do?

Why do people keep calling normal pizza NY pizza?

>>5554152
Because it's...pizza?

>>5554133

about 4 days.

>>5542800
>being this new

>>5542269
frequent and infrequent cannabis smokers (in america) are 8% less likely to develop obesity than non smokers.

>>5542133
I'm gonna have to ask you for your sauce on that dough recipe, anon

>>5542066
I legitimately saw your picture and thought "Oh, is op making a mushroom pie?"
Deep dish pizza will never fail to disgust me.

>>5542244
i like your style OP

tell em.

>>5554260
people who party and hang out with others, rather than sitting home alone eating, are 8% less likely to develop obesity

i always like your stuff, dude, im sorry bitter amerifats that hate vegetables piss all over your threads

>>5542200
the fuck is that

>>5542100
damn, that do look good though

i did not eat pizza today
i ate cheesy bagel which is pizzaish, tho

>>5542104

looks great

>>5555080
Egg on corn flakes?

>>5542104
im not sure what exactly that is supposed to be, but it fucking looks like shit :/

>>5542121
Im actually from seattle. and that still looks like utter shit

Hey, cunt OP. List the cook times for the stove and oven.

>>5556124
Oh yeah, what's your regional specialty. Oh, right, transsexual parades.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/17/antonin-scalia-rules-deep-dish-is-not-pizza_n_4801400.html
http://nypost.com/2014/02/17/justice-scalia-says-chicago-style-deep-dish-isnt-pizza/
http://kitchenette.jezebel.com/its-official-4-4-chefs-agree-chicago-deep-dish-is-not-1549547723

Enjoy your "pizza". Faggot.