/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5563583
Nobody wants to be around guidos, man.

>>5563583
Fuck no I don't; I live in glorious TEXAS.

>The Pizza Belt is defined as "the area of the United States where the chance of obtaining an adequate-to-good slice of pizza from a randomly chosen pizzeria is greater than 50 percent."

>>5563583

>pizza belt

more like pizzas asshole.

>>5563591
i want a chicken fried steak pizza

The BEST pizza I have ever eaten in my entire 42 years on this planet was at a small little restaurant called "Squires" in Dundalk, MD. That shit is fucking magical.

don't screw around in pizza country. Pizza Americans are quick to anger and often have mob ties.

>>5563583
fucking greaseballs

>he lives on the least coast
>he implies you cant find great pizza anywhere in the USA besides chicago

>>5563583
It's nice living in an area with 15 pizzerias in any 5 mile radius, but there's not much else going for it.

>>5563636
>Chicago
>Pizza
pick uno, m8

>>5563636
>calls it least coast
>likes shitcago not-pizza
yeah yeah, we get it
deep dish is a lie and *TRUE* chicago pizza is thin crust
whatever man, it must be hard to stay relevant when everything you know is crappy pizza

>>5563636
This nigga knows what's up. 2 words:

Lou Malnati's. Pic fucking related.

>>5563708
>Lou Malnati

Is that the name of the casserole in your pic?

>>5563724
i bet it's delicious

>>5563708
I had this when I was staying in Chicago. Their sauce was pretty flavorless and since that's really all that's in it, it was pretty meh.

i dunno man, i've had some ridiculously good pizza in the city of boston.

not that any of those locations matter to me anyway, i live in florida, where people migrate from fucking NY and somehow their pizza declines in quality.

>>5563583
i think it shoudl include more of massachusetts

> live in california
> round table is considered high quality pizza

deep dish > jew york pizza

suck it guidos/jews

>>5563591
Damn straight.

Praise be to King George Strait.

>>5563598
Link related is apparently some of the best chicken fried state in the US:

http://www.goodsonscafetomball.com/

They're 20-30 minutes away from my house/work. The owner of our store loves the fuck out of their chicken fried steak, and we'll make novelty pizzas for ourselves all the fucking time.

Now my question is, how would one create a substantial chicken fried steak pizza?

To start, we'd probably stretch the dough out real thin and end up cooking it until its very nearly crunchy.

They have awesome gravy, so I'd just use that instead of sauce.

There's got to be something else to hold the chicken fried steak to the sauce. At first thought, I'd say a light sprinkling of cheddar cheese, but even that might be over powering.

I think even with the gravy and chicken fried steak it be great.

>>5563583
That's utterly retarded. I can get all matters of pizza from new york, to detroit, to chicago, to classic italian, to even faggy-ass californian.

I'm sure most people have access to them unless you live in some god-forsaken place like Alaska or Ohio.

>not making your own pies

i live in california :(

oh well, i have access to burritos all fucking day which is awesome since its quite the bitch to make them youself

the beans, the meats, the salsas and to do them all in small batches, no way jose

>>5563872
you have to live with illegal aliens though

yesterday i went to gay pride parade and the moment i step outside the bart station, i see a pizza box sitting on the ledge and i open it up and its half a sause-heavy deepdish and half an artichoke and jalapeno (two fav toppings) pizza
and then i have a great fucking time, get home and my gf breaks up with me

>>5563890
i live with a bunch of white people from the midwest. its really wierd when step back for a moment, look at everyone and realize their all white. trips me out for a couple moments until i forget about it and were all just americans again

>>5563890
and faggot libtards

>>5563826
damn son, I'm going to go there for a chicken fried steak one day. I live in Houston so Tomball shouldn't be too much of a haul as long as I don't go in rush hour. my favorites right now are Hickory Hollow in the heights and BAR B Q INN in oak forest if I want to drive a little further.

pic is their fried chicken, fucking hnnnnngggggg.

>>5563891
why are you going to pride parades and eating strange pizza you found at the bus stop? sounds sketchy.

It seems like more namefaggotry and tripfaggery than usual. Is something going on?

>live in the tip of the dick providence, ri
>work down the street from the over-rated tourist place that supposedly "invented" grilled pizza
>have no idea what else providence has going for it pizza-wise

>>5563943
Summer?

CT and NY have the largest % of Italian-descended Americans, it's a no-brainer we have the best pizza

>>5563943
/ck/ is the only board I've seen constantly get asswrecked about namefags and trips. How come guys?

I live in CT and we have pizza everywhere, pizza and strip clubs

Sadly I live in one of the poorer parts and most of the restaurants shut down within a year or so of opening though.

You can get really good pizza in literally any mid to large city in america, and a lot of small ones too

>>5563993
>/ck/ is the only board I've seen constantly get asswrecked about namefags and trips
you don't get off this board much, do you?

protip- everyone on every board has always given trips shit since the beginning of time

>>5563993
i can only assume you browse the more egotistical boards like /fa/ and /fit/, 4chan as a whole has always disliked trip and namefags unless they contribute regularly and with consistent quality.

>>5563996
>most of the restaurants shut down within a year or so of opening though.

do they happen to be indian restaurants?

>>5563996
do they serve pizza in the strip clubs?

i'd go to a strip club that served pizza

>>5564035
they have buffets here at the strip club and bars

>>5564037
that's fucking glorious

>tfw no strip clubs in all of leon county, FL
go to college, they said. it'll be great, they said.

>>5564040
>wanting to eat food at a strip club
Never.

>>5564024
No it's always the pizza/family restaurants, I've never seen an indian restaurant where I live.

One restaurant that shut down couldn't pay their employees for over a week and when another was closing the owners told the employees to pick up their last checks on the weekend and they bailed out of town the day before...on the other hand most of the more expensive/fancy restaurants seem to do okay. Especially the ones in the northeast areas like Putnam and Woodstock.

>>5564043
I've never eaten the food but they do have it if you want

also I think if liquor is served the girls can only be topless

>>5564043
i've participated in much bigger risks than that, my friend.

just something about digging into some delicious food and liquor while watching some titties bounce around that's enticing.

>>5564049
>also I think if liquor is served the girls can only be topless
i've always wondered if those laws are for health issues or because liquored up creeps try to get too involved with the girls

>>5564049
> I think if liquor is served the girls can only be topless

depends on state/local laws, there are plenty full nude that serve liquor though

>>5564056
I'm sure people try to finger the girls at a higher rate if they are intoxicated

The real pizza belt

>>5564060
god damnit, that makes sense.

dirty pervs ruining my strip club experience...

>>5564004
yes and yes, browse both of them. I only see people getting mad about names and trips on here. I also sometimes post in /soc/, which I've seen some people get really upset about and even say we should all be banned.

>>5564077
ive been browsing many boards on this website since around 2005, and the general attitude on most of them seems to be hatred towards trips/names. then again, plenty of hate is directed towards anonymous as well, it's just more noticeable when it's directed towards a specific name/trip.

not saying it's justifiable or anything, just my observations.

especially the shittiest of shit tier boards like /b/ and /sp/ and such

>and even say we should all be banned
if i had a nickel for every time i saw this posted, i'd have bribed moot to shut down 4chan by now.

what i learned about cooking pizza today
i made a douigh today that was dryer than usual, "great, no hassle with this shit" i put it on my pizza paddle (a piece of cardboard) and it slides all around without sticking to it, great

well i put the suace on, one side pesto, the otherside is watery marinara suace from a jar
then my roommates come in as im getting toppings ready, i talk to them as i slowly add the toppings.
within a timeframe of like 15minutes the dough has become too watery and goopy to slide off the cardboard and onto the pizza stone

fuck

at least i learned

>>5564052
>i've participated in much bigger risks than that, my friend.
ever eat pizza you found outside a busstop at the gay pride parade?

>>5564086
>ive been browsing many boards on this website since around 2005, and the general attitude on most of them seems to be hatred towards trips/names.
Same here. It's always seemed like attention whoring to me, unless someone had to prove they were OP in a thread.

You know, tripcodes are for jerks. Namefags always seemed like tripfags who couldn't figure out how to trip.