/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5607372
ewww

>>5607372
that thing looks alien and horrible.
I'd eat it.

>>5607372
What are you trying to say?

>>5607372
I-is it tasty?

>>5607382
i havent tasted it yet

Poor man's crab.

Why not, if termites are already poor man's shrimp.

that looks more like a cut of fish with parasitic worms on it

>>5607387
It's just a crosswise section of fish with shreds of ginger on top, right?

They're supposed to drain the blood of enough people so that there's plenty more food to go around?

>>5607372
>world hunger
maybe dont get pregnant if you cant feed your kids

>>5607372
That sounds like it will end well.

>>5607411
>dont get pregnant
>defying the will of God
>defying God's mandate

>>5607446
where does it say everybody must get pregnant in the Bible?

>>5607411

>just stop having kids

That's it

This guys got it

World Hunger solved

Your nobel peace prize will be mailed to you shortly

>>5607449
Genesis
>>5607438
That's such a retarded analogy
>I don't know how to eat a cake but I'm butthurt that someone else is eating it.
If you want to eat the cake just eat it before they ask for more. This analogy doesn't work at all.

>>5607451
If those cunts in Africa would just take it on their stomachs like the rest of the modern world there wouldnt be so many starving african kids.

>>5607453
Chapter and verse?

>>5607392
I see it now.

>>5607454
Read it and you'll see, it's near the beginning.

>>5607453
I guess you could say he wants to have is cake and eat it too.

>>5607454
childbirth is punishment that got gave women for original sin.

>>5607470
yes but where does it say its a sin not to have kids

Starving countries won't take our food because they are so fucking picky about GM products they'd rather starve to death.

>>5607477
it says it in the bible.

>>5607477
>first asks >where does it say everybody must get pregnant in the Bible?
>Now asks where does it say it's a sin not to have kids

Genesis 1:28, if you're a Christian I'm ashamed of you just saying.

>>5607478
GM has had so many recalls this years its terrible

disgustin

>>5607372
>science lab

Serious question here. Why not just plant a shit-load of fruit trees around the world? I planted an apple, a pear, and a fig tree on my property. I have done fuck all maintenance and they poduce a shit-load of fruit every tree year without trying. Why not just do that everywhere else?

>>5607372
so how does it taste?

>>5607656
because nobody's making money off of those fruit trees. from what I understand, the issue isn't the amount of food but how it's distributed

>>5607482
so very dumb

>>5607372
Why not just use other already large arthropods like gaint isopod or king crabs?

>>5607656
Because there are places where the soil is fucking shit AND it never rains.

Honest to god, there are some places where man shouldn't fucking live.

Like Arizona.

>>5607776

>not eating and drinking a cactus with a nice fried lizard

>>5607776
Fucking Arizona.

>>5607920
Nopales are delicious. They're like a slimy combination of bell peppers and asparagus.

>>5607756
Because bedbugs are plentifull, and easy to get, if you could get a whole bunch of them in a jar turning all of them into a size of a chicken is much more beneficial.

>>5607411

you don't have a lot of choice when government sanctioned rape squads pass through your hovel village every month or so

>>5608160
plus if they are the size of a chicken, they will be easy to see and/or kill
eventually they will require licenses to properly dispose of and/or carve for meat
eventually people will scout old buildings out for delicious bedmeat

>>5607656
>>5608160
>>5608211

Serious answer here: Something that is x4 the size of itself consumes x4 as much food to sustain itself.
Ergo, something x16 the size consumes x16 as much.
At that point, it becomes a pointless exercise in trying to beat exponentials.

Genetically engineered giant bugs?

I swear to god this is how the human race will end. Please take note from science fiction and don't do this shit.

>>5608255

As if

wat
Is that real?
Anyway that sounds like a cool idea, however why not simply breed more chicken?
Why making bed bugs giant?

>>5607372
It's codfish you idiots

>>5608276
bind mlown

>>5608233
it doesn't work out in proportions like that
it depends on the animal

>>5608276

Does it have AI?

I find it hilarious that people would rather eat something they consider disgusting (i.e. insect burgers and other meat alternatives that scientists are working on) versus just eating less goddamn meat.
Not speaking from any dumb moral vegan viewpoints, just from the viewpoint of "holy shit guys do you not realize how much fucking land meat production takes up?"

>>5607438
Why didn't you just eat your fucking cake before she got there instead of staring at it like a moron?

>>5608292
That's why they are doing it. To use less goddamn meat.

>>5608285
Prove it.

>>5608233
So why not replace fruit-less trees with trees that do produce something? Like replacing every tree in a park. Their consumption should be around the same.

>>5608292
I'd rather just wipe a few garbage countries off the planet and replace them with big meat farms

>>5607372
>>5607372
>I work in a science lab where we’re trying to solve the world hunger crisis by making bed bugs the size of chicken.

dat word for word copypasta
http://someoneatethis.tumblr.com/

>>5609178
This. Lets make Africa productive.

>solving world hunger
Do understand the concept of a carrying capacity? You're just exacerbating the problem.

I wonder if the people in this thred understand that there's more than enough food in the world and that the problem is distribution..

>>5609184
>http://someoneatethis.tumblr.com/
the little blurbs on this blog is some of the lamest attempts at humor that I have ever seen, he should just post the pics and stfu

>>5607411
>melanin enriched persons
>responsibility

Pick one.

>>5609196
>seriously responding to a shitty copypasta thread

>>5609199
its bad enough we have to take care of em here but now they want us to take care of most of an entire other continent.

is dat boiled pussy?

>>5609227
cod fish

I'm pretty open to ideas, but I'm pretty sure this is sorcery of the highest order that can only end in tears. Especially if you guys at the lab post on 4chan.

I say this because if I had your capabilities there is no telling what kind of abominable creatures I would create.

Can you explain to me the thought process behind this experiment to end world hunger?

Doesn't this concern you in any way?

>>5607372
STEAMED FISH WITH GINGER IS WEIRD NOW

>ITT white people

>There are people that actually don't believe if massive quantities of food were available in africa, the entire continent would turn into the equivalent of an indian slum but 10x worse

do you know why rabbits experience massive death following a long rainy season? because their populations expand so rapidly that they consume all the food available and they all starve to death.

anyone who claims that they can 'fix' africa by throwing food at it ultimately is just trying to commit genocide on a level the world has never seen.

Eww! If someone tried to give me that as food I'd throw it to the floor and say EWEE!

>>5609607
Africa's problem isn't lack of food, it's to many guns. There is food in those nations. Not a lot, but enough. It gets hoarded by the militias (including most of the food sent as aid), everyone else starves

>>5609750
What?
That means the average citizen DOESN'T have enough guns. If they could defend themselves and their communtities then they might keep their food.

>>5609607
mmm, nothing like the tangy sizzle of thinly veiled racist ignorance hiding behind a veneer of attempted intellectualism. Still upset about the short dick, eh white boy?

>>5609752
You are some new and more severe form of retarded

>>5609753
>>>tumblr

>>5609757
Care to actually present a counter argument instead of a childish ad hominem?

>>5609760
>>let's drop weapons into impoverished african nations because they'll fix every problem!
best case scenario is that the populace somehow defend themselves in an organized manner (won't happen) and you've essentially got a civil war.

>>5607411
Pretty sure half are due to rape, the other dude to needing someone to tend small bits of farm, which is the onyl way to afford any food since one banana could cost 6 billion zimbawebux

>>5609772
>and you've essentially got a civil war.
So fewer Africans to complain about hunger?

>>5609778
*due

>>5609231
>>5609544
I'm pretty sure it has less to do with what the dish is and more to do with how strange it looks, I have cooked cod before and never had it become all bulbous like that on me.

>>5609607
>>5609752
>>5609772
>>5609781

Image is bullshit, which should be obvious considering the fact that it's unsourced. Some contrarian teenager clearly made it on his parents' computer. Africa has plenty of markets for the food it produces. The problem isn't really "too many guns" as much as poor education and widespread rape and murder, which happens without guns.

>>5609778

Zimbabwe suspended use of their currency a while ago. They use the American dollar now, usually. Fun fact: there is almost no change in the country, so if for some reason you go and buy something and your total isn't in whole dollars, you'll get your change in gum/small pieces of candy.

>>5607411
Look. When you live in a mud hut and your career is trying in vain to coax something living to grow in the windswept arid hellhole that surrounds your armpit of a village, your entertainment options are limited to "Fuck my wife." and "Fuck my goat." and the goat pussy gets you funny looks even in Malawi.

>>5609978
Maybe you should pull yourself up by your bootstraps. Look at me, I finished school without any help from my parents aside from their raising me from a young age and giving me the best opportunities and connections through being wealthy. But technically I got a handsome stipend from being an intern at dad's law firm so I actually earned it all by myself even though our You Didn't Build That socialist president wants to take it all away from me and give it to minorities.

>>5607411
>>5609199
>>5609216

Wow, you anons are so maturely unfeeling and coldly logical. You must be so old and wise and definitely not teenagers at all.

>>5609990
Share some real wisdom then fuckaroo?

>>5610004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkSO9pOVpRM

>>5610004

Nah, I'd make arguments about why children shouldn't have to starve to death because of the mistakes of others and all that, but you've already proven you're too cool and smart to be swayed by such illogical and emotional appeals. Maybe once you graduate high school you'll realize that it just makes you look like a dick and that you'r not offering any sort of solutions, just identifying a cause that is incredibly difficult to fix.

>>5610010
>lets fuck more instead of improving the quality of life

>>5610021
The people who live in rich societies all behaved the same way back when they were poor. Humans are stupid, this is a well established fact understood by most. The solution to the problem has been presented; get on that shit.

>>5610047
How can i provide charity to those hungry Africans if I have no money?

>>5610056
Sell some of your white privilege, racist

>>5610061
So if I live in a country that isn't in Africa I am white and have privilege.
Who is the real racist here?

>>5610075
Everybody except blacks

>>5610056
You basically don't anyway. Foreign aid is about thirty five billion dollars, out of a 1.5 trillion dollar budget. It is a literal drop in the bucket, a paltry pittance mostly used to apply political pressure without need for the threat of violence.

>>5609990
>maturity is giving free shit to useless people
Why are you online, you could be donating that ISP subscription to some charity you fucking kindergartener.

>>5610123
>>maturity is giving free shit to useless people

I didn't say that at all.

>>5610077
Black people are racist fuck you.

>>5610093
how about we feed our own damn people before we start shitting out free "money" for every single other fucking country that doesn't give a shit about us? people still go hungry in the USA, fuck you

>>5608320
You prove it, what the fuck? You made the first assertion here.

>>5609187
So we should eat people instead?

>>5610604
Most people in the US who go hungry are losers. Many people go hungry in poor nations who would be fine if they had the opportunities we have here, or even just the opportunity to work here now.

>>5610632
This entire post is wrong.

>>5610632
Alright, I can make sweeping unsourced generalizations too. The people in poor nations that are hungry are poor and hungry because they're too stupid and worthless to earn their living, just like the poor and hungry in the US. Fucking Indians do remote tech support and become code monkeys to earn their living. The Chinese work in sweatshops to earn their living. What excuse do people in other nations have? The excuse that people in the USA have is that we have a high cost of living along with a minimum wage keeping unskilled laborers out of the workforce. Poor nations don't have either of these, so why don't they just get a fucking job? If they were so smart and "winners" as you imply, why wouldn't they just figure out a way to get into a first world country? If they're too stupid to do that, maybe they deserve to starve.

>>5610093
Yeah, I call bullshit on this, too. $35 billion you don't have is $35 billion you don't have, even if it's a small portion of the $1.5 trillion you don't have. Everything you piss away is wrong when you can't cover it on the back end.

>>5609753
>implying blacks have bigger dicks because of their race
>implying their are innate natural differences between races

Will you look at that, who's the racist now, little cuckboy? You are you pathetic cucky cukshit. You are so pathetic that you couldn't bear your very existence without blaming and projecting your personal shortcomings onto the entirety of your race as an excuse for your personal failure as a human being.

You are the most pathetic piece of shit one could imagine and idealizing niggers won't change that.

>>5607438
truly ebin logic m8, you rekt those phone gouvernment officials.
I reat 8/8, this bait seems to be a great thread igniter

>>5610663
>The people in poor nations that are hungry are poor and hungry because they're too stupid and worthless to earn their living, just like the poor and hungry in the US.
Agreed wholeheartedly

This whole thread is so awful, especially the dipshit who brought religion into the thread and getting it wrong to stir shit up