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5798399 No.5798399 [Reply] [Original]

why are these things literally better than jesus

also why do they even bother giving the pizza sauce. it just doesnt mix.

>> No.5798402

>>5798399
sauces are for things that are not good by them selves, change the place you get your pizzas

>> No.5798412

>>5798399
No it's only figuratively better than jesus.

>> No.5798415

>>5798412
>implying

>> No.5798426

>>5798399

Papa John's cheese sticks are way better and fucking delicious.

The bread sticks are just the normal pizza dough but painted with some garlic butter. They're good but the cheese sticks are even better.

>> No.5800797
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5800797

>>5798412

>figuratively better than someone who literally never existed

>> No.5800825

>>5800797
what was even the point of this post?

>> No.5800827

>>5800825
he wanted to feel euphoric

>> No.5800868

>>5798412
I would argue that literally is correct.

>> No.5800996

>Worked at a Boy Scout summer camp one time
>We ordered Little Caesar's crazy bread sticks
>Accidentally got 16 cases instead of 8
>Ate the other 8 cases with siracha sauce

>> No.5801223

>>5800827
let him be, don't feed his attempt to derail this glorious thread

>> No.5801267

>not crazy bread

>> No.5802587
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5802587

>>5800825
>>5798412
I'm sorry, my memory is a bit foggy anon, which one of the 5147+ denominations of Christianity do you belong to?

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5802604

>>5800797
>>5802587
Hey guys look! We have a fedora in the house!

>> No.5802661

>>5802604
>http://www.biblicalcatholic.com/DENOMS.php
Fedora?
Please nigger, I'm just not a brainwashed moron.
Fuck, you probably don't even know the 10 commandments. If you copy paste the list of the Christian denominations and make it size 14 font, it's fucking 248 pages long.

>> No.5802669

>>5802587
namefag and a troll. You sir are a faggot.

Personally Crazy Bread is the only good thing to come out of Little Caesar's but it's still not as good as other fast food pizza joints.

>> No.5802678
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>>5802669
>I'm a faggot because your religion is a sham
Wow anon, that's some great Christian logic for you right there.
>God is loving and all powerful when it's good.
>God's ways are mysterious and not meant to be understood by man when it's bad.

>> No.5802680

>>5802678
I'm agnostic, and you're sparking a religious debate on a food forum. You sir are a troll and therefor a faggot.

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5802698

>>5802680
>I'm an agnostic, therefore I can't be a Christian.
Are you fucking retarded, or did you hit your head on every retard fold as you fell out of your mother's gaping vagina?
Agnostic theism is the philosophical view that encompasses both theism and agnosticism. An agnostic theist believes in the existence of at least one deity, but regards the basis of this proposition as unknown or inherently unknowable

>> No.5802709

>>5802698
Which is exactly what model of believe I subscribe to you faggot. I believe in Simulation theory however there is no real means to determine if we really are a simulation or not. Hence Agnostic theist.

Long story short, keep being Euphoric and judgmental faggot.

>> No.5802717

>>5798402
breadsticks are meant to be a subtly flavored vehicle for the sauces.

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>>5802709
You just admitted to being a hardcore solipsist? Wow, you're more conceded and retarded than I thought.
You can be a solipsist and a Christian at the same time faggot. None of these things are conflicting, but you're letting on to how low your IQ actually is with each comment.

>> No.5802976

>>5802604
*dips breadstick

>> No.5802996

>>5802721
You're an idiot

>> No.5803006

>>5798399
cause jesus was just a human and bread is god tier

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5803013

>>5798399
I don't mind people knocking their pizza, but this shit is the best ever.

>> No.5803020

>>5803006
Technically he was the embodiment of God as a man...

>> No.5803081

>>5802721
>I'm retarded and I can only just keep using ad hominems. I'm right and you're wrong.
Nigger logic. Overpowered.

>> No.5803085

>>5803020
Technically he was a character in a work of fiction.

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5803193

>>5802996
>>5803081
Confirmed for no substance for your argument. Kill yourself and stop wasting my time. You know I'm right, everything I've said is right.
Your only objection is my presentation and neckbeard like knowledge of how shitty your God is.
K.

>> No.5803201

>>5803085
>fiction until you die

ha. I don't mind what others believe. I'm just secure in what I believe and I think that is the important thing.

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>>5803193
>>5803193
>Confirmed for no substance for your argument. Kill yourself and stop wasting my time. You know I'm right, everything I've said is right.
>Your only objection is my presentation and neckbeard like knowledge of how shitty your God is.

Literally verbatim >>5803081. 0/10 Not even trying imo.

>> No.5803354

i just wanted to know about breadsticks guys...

>> No.5803418

>>5803013
>4ozs of dough brushed with emulsified artificially flavored cottonseed oil

It says it right on the crazy bread spread jug that blue line brings. Nasty

>> No.5803853

>>5803418
>implying other breadsticks or pizzas are any different
>implying little scissors isn't g-d tier fast pizza
kill urself