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Fazoli's?

>> No.5905674

>>5905666
>666
What have you done?

>> No.5905678
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5905678

>>5905666
THE DEVILS GETTT

OH SHITT

>> No.5905692

>>5905678
What is "shitt"?

>> No.5905737

Everytime I see this thread it makes me say

SHITT

>> No.5905746

>>5905737
Wa la?

>> No.5905758

>>5905746
Wa La to you as well, brother.

>> No.5905763

Now THIS is podracing.

>> No.5905771

>tfw mom wont buy me goose at the store to experiment with

>> No.5905775

ebin trips

>> No.5905786

>>5905771
>tfw mom bought me goose but don't know what to do

>> No.5905794

>>5905786
>tfw even if mom bought me goose I wouldn't know what to do

thanks Obama

>> No.5905811
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5905811

do you think John Stamos eats at Fazoli's?

>> No.5905818

>>5905811
Well, i enjoy plucking my nuthairs actually. Once you learn how to deal with sebaceous cysts (I usually soak in a hot bath and use diabetes lancets to cut around the base, squeeze out the sebum. heals extremely quickly and doesn't hurt much), it isn't so bad.

It is actually pretty enjoyable when you pluck the hair that has been itching down in the follicle and you can sometimes pull the follicle out with the hair and kind of turn the pore inside out. You can shove it back in and it will grow another hair, but I prefer to just pull it off usually.

Try it sometime and follow the itch.

>> No.5905829

>>5905818
I dunno about that stuff but im hard now

>> No.5905855

>go to Fazoli's
>order the milksteak
>cashier brings it up and says "WA LA"
>ask for pink himalayan salt
>she turns 360 degrees and walks away
>I leave no tip

Every fucking time.

>> No.5905981

>>5905855
>not ordering vegan chili with xtra beans and Hunt's ketchup on the side
>not getting a cup of authentic Irish stew as an appetizer
>tip, lol. Not going through the drive thru and pulling around to eat in the parking lot. No tip, only stares from strangers
>cashier says "WA LA"

sounds like a shit Fazoli's, when my cashier brings up my order she says SHITT

>> No.5905997

>>5905818
What the fuck.
How fat do you have to be to have a diabetes lancet lying around

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5906019

>>5905818
>Try it sometime and follow the itch
>follow the itch

>> No.5906027

>>5905997
He's probably just an American.

>> No.5906040

>>5906027
So am I and my BMI is 21. That post was just gross.

>> No.5906100

>>5906040
>BMI
WA LA!!!!

>> No.5906108

>>5906100
Nice Fazoli's.

>> No.5906129

How about some fazoli's for mwa?

>> No.5906384

>5906383

>> No.5906393

>>5906100
>WA LA!!!!
you're stupid

>> No.5906402

>>5906393
you're and idiot

>> No.5906415

>>5906402
VOILA!!!!

>> No.5906423

>>5906415
*VIOLA!!!

>> No.5906443

QA KA!

>> No.5906481

>>5906443
Dolphin vaginas possess intricate muscle and nerves and are far more advanced than primate vaginas. The vaginas of female dolphins respond to their mates completely on their own, contracting and pulsating, for example.

Their secretions are also a powerful aphrodisiac that will trigger continuous orgasms.

I know I've been here longer than most, but I thought this information was pretty well known.

>> No.5906631

>>5905666
i would like to join the cult of Fazoli's pls

>> No.5906637

>>5906631
you need dubs first

>> No.5906666
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5906666

>> No.5906676

>>5905666
>>5906666
That's a lot of sixes...

>> No.5906773
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5906773

>>5905666
>mfw mine closed 8 years ago without my consent

>> No.5906782

>>5906666
EFG you're not supposed to do that.

>> No.5906835

>>5906666
>6

yes i worship satan

pls give me DUBS

>> No.5906884

>>5906666
>epic fail guy
holy shit I was just blasted straight back to 2007 /b/. haven't seen that shit in forever.

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5906903

>>5905666
Only on Tuesday/Thursday for their trio. Fettuccine Alfredo, Spaghetti with "meat" sauce, slice of pizza, unlimited bread sticks. All for pic related.

>> No.5906960

What are the top five things to get at fazolis?

>> No.5906963

>>5906960
Dubs, of course.

>> No.5906972

>>5906963
Mc Dubs?

>> No.5906974

Fazoli's threads have turned to SHITT

>> No.5906977

Can you please stop spamming up the board with Fazoli's?

>> No.5906978

>>5906977
Ayyyyyy, nice Fazoli's!

>> No.5906985

>>5906977
Feel the true love of the five fingered Fazoli's anon

>> No.5906986
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5906986

>>5906977
our prayers have been answered!

>> No.5907227

>>5906960
1. Breadsticks
POWER GAP
101. Fettuccine Alfredo
102. Pizza
103. Spaghetti
104. Lasagna
105. Submarinos

>> No.5907561

>>5907227
well at least Alfredo is on top

>> No.5907843

>>5907561
No it's not.

>> No.5907880

>>5907227
>submarinos not number one

>> No.5907888

>>5907227
What's number 888?

>> No.5907927

>>5906637
Like this?

>> No.5907951

>>5907843
>implying

>> No.5907954
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>>5907888
FAZOLI'D!

>> No.5907955

>>5907227
>implying their Lasagna isn't top tier

>> No.5907957

>>5905666
W-Wa la?

>> No.5907959

>>5907955
nice

>> No.5908040

>>5907951
>>5907955
Their Alfredo and lasagna suck. Fazoli's confirms.

>> No.5908150

>>5906666
oh SHITT son

Thats a big Fazoli u got ther

>> No.5908151

>>5908150
Ur mum likes my big Fazoli

>> No.5908155

>>5908151
>>5908151
I fit 55 breadsticks in ur mums Fazoli

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>>5908155

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5908211

>>5906666

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>>5907888

>> No.5908361

>>5908211
Nice Fazoli's mahn!

>> No.5908395
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5908395

>>5907888
I fucking hate this place.

>> No.5908411
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5908411

>> No.5908424

Fazoli's isn't that bad. Too greasy for me though.

>> No.5908428

>>5908411
Mein pinche sides are in orbit.

Nice Fazoli's!!!

>> No.5908436

OLIVE GARDEN YES FAZOLIS NO

>> No.5908442

>>5908436
>shitposting

>> No.5908443

>>5908424
Anon, dont off topic shitpost in this Fazoli's thread unless you are getting repeating digits.

>> No.5908454

Is this a new meme?

>> No.5908460

>>5908454
>new

>> No.5908489

ROLL

>> No.5908511
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5908511

>>5908489
nigga you aint got no fazolis

>> No.5908523

>>5908511
Ayyyyyy!

>> No.5908581
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5908581

is it just me or is Fazoli's just Mcd's covered in processed mozzarella

>> No.5908675

>>5908581
>implying that lasagna won't taste fucking amazing

>> No.5908872

>>5908581
Is that OC?

>> No.5908889

>>5908888

>> No.5908914

When will the suffering end?

>> No.5909139

>>5908914
Suffering?

>> No.5909903

>>5908914
There is no suffering, there is only Fazoli's

>> No.5909905

>>5908436
No no prego just fazwalis

>> No.5910903
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5910903

olive garden > fazoli's

>> No.5910918

>>5910903
something something special olympics

>> No.5910947
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5910947

>>5910918

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5910993

one more before i hang myself!

F A Z O L I ' S !
A
Z
O
L
I
'
S
!

>> No.5911228

>>5910993
I THINK YOU MEANT fazoli's

>> No.5911235

>>5910993
More like Failzoli's

FOR YOU

>> No.5911274

We are all hollow.

>> No.5911282
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5911282

>>5911274
Are you just coming to this realization?

>> No.5911299
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5911299

i'm seriously contemplating my existence with all these fazoli-less posts

>> No.5911303
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5911303

>>5911299
WA LA!

>> No.5911311

>>5911299
Ayyyyyy! Fazoli's FOR YOU

Big 333 Fazoli looming, we got dis SHITT!

>> No.5911321

>tfw no fazoli's

>> No.5911330
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5911330

>>5911299
YOU get fazoli's

>>5911311
and YOU get fazoli's!

>>5911333
AND YOU GET FAZOLI'S!

>> No.5911336

Fazoli's!

>> No.5911359

>>5911336
You mean these?

>> No.5911365

>>5911359

Fazoli's is the subway of italian food

>> No.5911369

Satan is among us.

>> No.5911378
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5911378

>>5906666
Can anyone explain the link between Fazoli's and dubs? Does anyone else remember Tony the Tomato?

>> No.5911386

>>5911378

Fazoli's has double the flavor of any other place.

>> No.5911777

>>5911386
Don't you mean triple?

>> No.5911782
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5911782

>>5911378
There's evidence of a link between the cosmos and Fazoli's.

>> No.5911785
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5911785

>>5911777
GOD DAMN

DEM FAZOLI'S LOOK DELISH

>> No.5911798

>>5911777
>those Fazoli's

>> No.5911805

Shall I tire never of these threads.

>> No.5911811

>>5911805
It's our own slice of heaven

>> No.5911830
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5911830

Please give me Fazoli's...

>> No.5911844

>>5911830
You make Jesus weep.

>> No.5911848
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5911848

>>5911844

>> No.5911884

Remember the day that /ck/ died?

>> No.5911898
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5911898

check my Fazoli's

wa la!

>> No.5911918

>>5911898
Poor show.

>> No.5911919

>>5911898
SHITT

>> No.5911922

>>5911919
What is "shitt"?

>> No.5911936

>>5911922
Shit, with an extra t.

>> No.5912055

>>5911936
So like a 5 with another 5 after it?

>> No.5912086

>>5912055
Exactly

>> No.5912124
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5912124

>>5911922
>>5912055
WA LUIGI

>> No.5912148

>>5906666
Okay no way. How please?

>> No.5912168

>>5911378
2nded, can someone link an archive of that trainwreck of a thread?

Also, WA LA!

>> No.5912177

>>5911884
when were you when /ck/ dies?

i was sat atFazolis eating dough sticks when pjotr ring

'/ck/ is kill'

'no'

>> No.5912229

>>5912177
WA LA!

>> No.5912246

>>5912055
you cheeky cunt wa la

>> No.5912255

can somebody please explain this to me i have no idea what is going on

>> No.5912257
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5912257

>>5912055
eh heh ehe he he hehehe he hehe HEHA AHE HE AHAAH EHE A OHHHHHHHHH FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HEHE HEHEHE HEHHE AHA HAHEHHE.

>> No.5912262

>>5912255
BIIPPIDI BAPA FAZOLI!

>> No.5912333

My sides.

>> No.5912371

>>5912333
Dem 3$
oh SHITT Wa La!

WA LA!!!!!!

>> No.5912377

man i could really go for some fazoli's right now

>> No.5912389

>>5912255
>55
Your on the path of enlightenment.

>> No.5912390

>>5912377
Noice.

>> No.5912403
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dubs get! praise fazoli's!

>> No.5912429

Everytime I rub my gooch it smells just like Popeye's biscuits, and its nice. I just wish it was FAZOLIS

>> No.5912670

>>5912429
wut

>> No.5913017

>>5912429
This kills the Fazoli.

>> No.5913067

>>5912429
hot

just like these

>> No.5913131

>>5913067
These?

>> No.5913134

>>5913131
>those double 31s
Next level Fazoli's.

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5913186

ayy lmao who is Fazoli's?

>> No.5913194

>>5913131
nah

>> No.5913230
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I want to eat Fazoli's with Lapis Lazuli

>> No.5913255
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5913255

>>5913230
here, my child

let me help you eat those Fazoli's with Lapis Lazuli's

>> No.5913257
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5913257

>>5913255
>>5913230
WA LA

>> No.5913404

what's going on in this thread?

>> No.5913415

>>5913404
FAIZANERAZA!

>> No.5913446

I'm thinking of trying Fazoli's for lunch, what should I get?

>> No.5913448

>>5913404
Ebin Fazoli's funposting!

>> No.5913461

Lucifer speaks to me.

>> No.5913464

>>5913186
we

>> No.5913465

guies srs'ly...at least it's not Chipotle I guess.

>> No.5913469

>>5913446
THESE

>> No.5913501

>>5913446
>lunch

why not breakfast? i mean, you're suppose to have THESE for dinner

>> No.5913505

Check these two spicy-a-meat-a-balls!

>> No.5913513

>>5913505
you mean these?

>> No.5913515

where have all the dubs gone?

>> No.5913516

>>5913505
>>5913513
or these?

>> No.5913523

>>5908511
That looks fucking disgusting.

The bread is shit, the cheese is shit, the grease is slathered and pooling.

Poor people food.

>> No.5913533

>>5913516
or maybe.... THESEE?

>> No.5913535

>>5913505
>>5913513
>>5913516
>>5913533
found your card, bitch

>> No.5913545

Mama mia Papa pia Baby got the dubsarrhea

>> No.5913570

>>5913535
here's your sign

>> No.5913627

>>5913570
what sign?

you mean THESE signs?

>> No.5913634
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5913634

>>5913535
>>5913570
>>5913627

>> No.5913637

>>5913634
no

THIS is my card

>> No.5913639

>>5907957
Ok, the proper pronunciation is "Voila"
French speaking Quebecfag here reporting in

>> No.5913643

>>5913639
Nice try, troll. That's just a big violin

>> No.5913663

>>5913639
>they see me trolling

>> No.5913696

>>5913639
no no you don't understand

>WA LA!

>> No.5913699

>>5913639
>French speaking Quebecfag

you people are the worst-WA LA!

>> No.5913775

This thread needs to be stickied already

>> No.5913799

>>5913699
nice fazoli's.

check mine

>> No.5913823

>>5913446
Either the lasagna or the Alfredo, imo

>> No.5913851

Sub-Burger King tier. Fucking disgusting.

>> No.5913902

anyone else want to meet me at Fazoli's?

Don't forget to bring your waifus.

>> No.5913939

>>5913902
sure but i'm in Guam

>> No.5913962
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>>5913902
>>5913939
>/ck/ meetup in my city
>decide to go
>arrive 5 minutes early
>there are already 6 people there already in front of the restaurant, shuffling around and not making eye contact
>each of them were unique in their "special" way
>one had a fedora and a bottle of siracha at the ready, one had a handle of liquor in a brown paper bag, one looked like she hadn't eaten anything but cotton balls for 2 weeks, one i was 99% sure was a butch lesbian but she was pretty hot, one had bigger bitch-tits than Robert Paulson's and one guy was actually Guy Ferrari
>i felt like i was home

to be continued...

>> No.5914015

>>5913962
Was there a chili snob?

>> No.5914018

>>5914015
take a wild guess which one that would be

>> No.5914079

>>5914018
bull dyke?

>> No.5914090

>>5914018
Fedora

>> No.5914093

>>5914079
no

i'll give you a hint

it rhymes with fedora

>> No.5914105

>>5914093
menorah
I knew it. Fucking jews staling the beans out of my chili

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>>5914105
i almost fell off my chair

>> No.5914121

>>5914105
If your beans are stale then you may have a bigger problem.

>> No.5914285
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WA LA!

>> No.5914294
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we podracing now homies

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>>5914294

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5914363

So are we Fazoling, er...

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5914367

>>5914363
we need to pray down below to our lord and savior

pray with me

>> No.5914431

>>5914367
Gib me Fazoli's, I beg you my Dark Lord and savior.

>> No.5914444

>195 replies
Why aren't my threads this successful?

>> No.5914445

Quadruple Fazoli's get plz plz

>> No.5914457

>>5914431
we must pray in union or the ritual will not work

when you enter the inverted star, you must enter with perfect love and perfect trust

>> No.5914460

>>5914444
Stop making shit tier threads :^)

Also nice Fazoli's FGGT, u stole it from me but nice job, well done, excellent effort from u.

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>>5914444
>>5914431
>WA LA

OUR PRAYERS!

HE DOES LISTEN!

>> No.5914466

>>5914444
>wasting this get on such heresy
Burn the witch!

>> No.5914468

>>5914444

holy fucking fazolio's

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>>5905666
>>5906666
>satanic gets

>>5914431
>>5914444
>prayers to the Dark Lord answered

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>>5914466
>4466

>>5914477
>4477

THIS IS SOME NEXT LEVEL FAZOLI'S

>> No.5914498
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5914499

>>5914444
>>5914466
>>5914477
>>5914488
>these post prayer Fazoli's

>> No.5914501

zolis

>> No.5914506

>>5914499
>4499

IT'S TOO LATE

see: >>5911369

>> No.5914510

>>5913699
>>5913799
>>5914444
>>5914466
>>5914477
>>5914488
>>5914499

holy fucking fazoli's!

>> No.5914511

>>5914499
Ayyy!

Im praying with you bro, thank you based Dark Gods of Fazoli.

>> No.5914514

is it too late

>> No.5914518

I never wanted to believe in the fazoli dark arts but this thread has changed me

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>>5914466
>>5914477
>>5914488
>>5914499
>4466
>4477
>4488
>4499

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

>>5914367
YOU DID THIS

>> No.5914523

Thanks Fazoli's!

>> No.5914531

>>5914522
HAIL FAZOLI'S

>> No.5914536
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>>5914431
>>5914444
>>5914466
>>5914477
>>5914488
>>5914499
>>5914511
>>5914522
>>5905666
>>5905666
>>5905666
>>5906666
>>5906666
>>5906666

>> No.5914542

>>5914536
>36

yeah. nice try, Obama

you're not Him

>> No.5914545

>>5914536
Nice 6 but check this.

>> No.5914552

>>5906666

Isn't this supposed to be a .gif and a certain dimension?

>> No.5914558

>>5914552
Isn't this supposed to be trips?

>> No.5914563

>>5914558
Should have been, forgive us all based Fazoli's gods.

>> No.5914570

What's happening in this thread?

>> No.5914575

>>5914570

Literally your mom

>> No.5914578

77

>> No.5914579

Fazoli's has the food that makes me say: WA LA!

>> No.5914580

>>5914570
>he doesn't get fazolis

>> No.5914585

>>5914570
Its a thread 4 Fazoli's.

>> No.5914592

>>5914570
>>5914575
>>5914578
>>5914579
>>5914580
>>5914585
the spell wore off

we must make another inverted star and retrieve a virgin male if you want more

the first part is the easy part, i'm not sure if we can get a hold of a virgin male however.

>> No.5914599

>>5914592
who on earth is actually a virgin male here?

>> No.5914600

>>5914599
Nice Fazoli's

>> No.5914603

I don't like Italian food.

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>>5905666
WA LA!

>> No.5914609

>>5914603


well then you'll love Fazoil's

>>5914600
>>5914599

two for the price of one day at Fazoli's

>> No.5914612

>>5914609
Double up for one? Eleven?

>> No.5914613

>>5914599
>>5914600
the only two virgin males on /ck/

shame

>>5914603
>>5914605
>>5914609
fucking sluts, your sins shall not go unnoticed

>> No.5914615

>>5914600
>>5914599
We back n da podraces

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>this entire thread

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Quality Thread.

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>>5914631
>>5914635
i don't know who to trust

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>>5914631
>>5914635
What do I do

>> No.5914652

>>5914367
>>5914431
>>5914444

what the hell

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HAIL

>> No.5914664

>>5914661
That's not how to summon the number of fazolis

>> No.5914667

heil

>> No.5914668

Hail Satan

>> No.5914669

all hail

>> No.5914672

BABY JESUS THE ANTI-ANTI-CHRIST HAS JUST BEEN BORN

WE MUST STOP HIM OR WE CAN NO LONGER HAVE FAZOLI'S!

>>5914666

>> No.5914694

>two hundred and fifty posts

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COMMENCE THE FAZOLIN'

>> No.5914717

SHITT

>> No.5914746

>>5914717
what is "shitt"?

>> No.5914747

Ravioli Ravioli God please save Fazoli's

>> No.5914755

>>5914746
Shit, with an extra t.

>> No.5914758

>>5914755

fazoliiiiiiiiiii's

>> No.5914775

>>5914755
So like a 7 with another 7 after it?

>> No.5914778

let this thread die in piece for today pls

>> No.5914791

>>5914778
>die in piece
>piece

>> No.5914802

>>5914791

peece* sorry

>> No.5914830

>>5914802

>sorry


tell it to our dark lord

>> No.5914843

Rise from your grave.

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>>5914778
Fazolis will never die.
LONG LIVE FAZOLIS

>> No.5914856

>>5914844
>44
Fazoli's has spoken

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>>5905811
done

>> No.5914955

>>5914893
ayy lmao

>> No.5914963

>>5905666
HOLY SHITT I JUST SAW GUY FIERI GO TO FLAVOR TOWN AT FAZOLI'S. "WALA, I LOVE HOW FAZOLI'S RED GRAVY BLENDS BLACK PEPPER AND SALT. IT BRINGS ME TO FLAVOR TOWN"

>> No.5915042

>>5914893
>>5914955
WA LA

>> No.5915093

OH SHITT

>> No.5915145

>1997
>small caterpillars infesting town
>all over buildings, trees, cars, etc
>go to Fazoli's for first time
>dad orders soup, mom gets a salad, I have glorious pizza
>about to take a bite
>mom slaps food out of my hand
>tells me and dad to look at salad
>there's caterpillars crawling throughout covered in dressing
>look at own pizza
>cheese is moving, assume it's bubbling from heat
>tear off cheese
>6 or 7 caterpillars swimming in sauce
>dad's soup is fine
>family hunting for manager
>manager refuses to refund us for the food
>haven't been back since

How that shithole is still existing at the same location with no renovations is beyond me

>> No.5915177

>Hanging out in my mansion
>Craving Gourmet
>Go to the most gourmet place in town: Fazoli's
>sit down
>Gordon Ramsay comes out to greet
>"Welcome! Our special tonight is the Fazoli® Cheesy Sticks"
>"Sounds delicious, my good man."
>order a glass of wine, sample some packaged crackers
>eat my cheesy sticks. Wa la! ;)
>bill $129.30
>Pay my bill, hop in my Jaguar and go back home to my mansion and enjoy some scotch

living the life. It may be a little pricey, but you can't put a price on quality.

>> No.5915238

Me yesterday:
>Driving in my Ferrari California
>I sure am hungry.
>I glance at my blue faced rolex submariner with gold trim and see it is 12:00pm
>"Wow it is lunch time" i said
>I head to Fazoli's ®
>When i walk in the door i smell their signature red gravy simmered with 20 year old red wine from Italy
>"Hello sir, welcome to Fazoli's. How may i help you?
>Well good sir i sure am hungry what do you recommend
>"I like the fettucine and scallops in white wine sauce my self sir"
>I glance at the menu casually
>WALA
>I see roasted chilean sea bass on bucatini with a caper and roasted tomato sauce
>I will have the roasted chilean sea bass on bucatini sir
>"Will that be all?"
>I forgot i would like a small cup of fontodi flaccianello to go with ice please
>"Ok that will be $175 plus tax"
>I hand him $200
>Keep the change sir
>I receive my order to go and i go dine in my Ferrari California while listening to Hatsune Miku
Best day ever

>> No.5915289

first time Fazoli's ® poster, long time lurker

>be hungry
>pressed for time after the bathroom timer was installed
>gatta do lunch on a budget
>not willing to sacrifice quality
>hear these whispers about a new joint
>Fazoli's ® they say
>Fazoli's ®
>a-right
>grab a cab
>My life got flip-turned upside down
> Chilling' out, maxing', relaxing' all cool
>When a couple of guys who were up to no good
>tried to steal my Fazoli's ® food

>> No.5915307

I went to Fazoli's for my senior prom dinner, no lie. I have great memories of the place.

>> No.5915335

>>5915307

>whore get triple teamed in the back of Fazoli's ®

loyal customers

>> No.5915505

hail fazoli's

>> No.5915511

>>5915505
Fazoliolio

>> No.5915520

>>5915511
nice

>> No.5915526

>>5915520
Thanks brother

bout to dunk again

>> No.5915530

>this will hit 300 replies.

>> No.5915541

>>5915526
same here, drinking and wishing i had some fazoli's

>> No.5915547

>>5915530

the dark master compels us to post limit this thread

>> No.5915552

>>5915547
hail, brother

>> No.5915564

>>5915552
hail, brother

>> No.5915567

>>5915530
it's one of those threads that has gained so much notoriety for shitposting that someone will inevitably shitpost in it every 10-20 minutes or so until it caps.

>> No.5915571

>>5915567

where were their topping on?

>> No.5915575

>>5915564
are we hailing fazoli's, brother?

>> No.5915582

>>5915575
would there be any other, brother?

>> No.5915587

>>5915582

no brother, forgive me for my doubt

>> No.5915588

>>5915582
aye, hail fazoli's my brother

>> No.5915591

>>5915588
>55
>88
OH! WHAT AN AUSPICIOUS OCCASION! THIS IS TRULY A MOMENT TO SAVOR!

>> No.5915594

Have we started the fire?

>> No.5915599

>>5915594
THE DARK FIRE RISES!

>> No.5915601

>>5915588
>>5915599
very nice

>> No.5915714

>>5915567
I've seen very little shitposting in these threads, what are you on about?

>> No.5915732

>>5915567
We love Fazoli's ®. Holy shitt.

>> No.5915734

>>5915714
He doesn't understand the gravity of the situation, brother.

>> No.5915917

>>5915530
Probably not.

>> No.5915919

>>5915917
WA LA!

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This is the first thread I've seen hit bump limit on /ck/.

>> No.5915923

>>5905666
I like Fazoli's, we'll find out if Fazoli's likes me
sick trips, OP

>> No.5915924

>>5915922
it isn't bumped yet
>good fazoli's you got

>> No.5915938

>>5915922
nice repeating fazoli's

>> No.5915941

Goodnight, sweet Fazoli. This thread shall live in infamy.

>> No.5916068

WA LA

>> No.5916418

Good morning, Fazoli's. What will your first entry of the day be?

>> No.5916464

I'm here to tell you to stop posting while posting myself and hoping I'll get fazoli's.

>> No.5916556

goodd morning brothers, may your weekend be filled with Fazoli's and lots of SHITT

>> No.5916589

the weekend is here, brothers. who will be getting fazoli's this weekend?

>> No.5916798

>>5916589
me. if Fazoli's I get Fazoli's this weekend

>> No.5916802

>>5916418
>>5916556
>>5916589
G-good morning. I'll be going to Fazoli's tonight...

>> No.5916845

>>5916802
See you there, cowboy.

>> No.5916887

I'm Fazoli's posting at work and nobody can stop me.

Gib me dubs.

>> No.5916890

>>5916887
soooo close. I'm a compassionate man, so you can have mine if you like.

>> No.5916910

Have a great day, brothers. May the Based Fazoli's Lord watch over you.

>> No.5916932

HEIL

>> No.5917015

Wow, I cannot believe my mom stooped so low

My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate way for measuring?"
The doctor said "An underwater weighing test"
And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and daughter take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm."

So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants... Ugh).

My sister said "Can I pull my hair down into a ponytail?" The doctor said "No."
So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it... but I didn't.

>> No.5917142

>>5917015
Im already diamond hard, finish the story.

>> No.5917621

Ravioli Ravioli give me the Fazoli's

>> No.5917668

We bump limit now? Oh SHITT.

Rolling 4 last call Fazoli's.

>> No.5917690

>>5917015

wait, that doesn't make any sense...did you and your sister go on a date afterwards to Fazoil's or some shit?

>> No.5917702

>>5917015
what does this have to do with Fazoli's?

>> No.5917797

>>5917015
>tfw mom wont let me try goat cheese on my pizza because she says I wont like it.

>> No.5917812

>>5917015
Man, it's been a while since I saw this pasta. It's so mysterious. Why is he annoyed with his mom? What's the significance of the ponytail? Why didn't he enjoy it?

So many questions.

>> No.5917829

continuation thread?

>> No.5917885

WA LA

>> No.5917888

KUH KAW

>> No.5917889

fazoli's!

>> No.5917893

>>5917888
oh nigger pls

>> No.5917897

>>5917888
fucks sake

>> No.5917930

>>5917888

fuck me, the final fazoli's edition

>> No.5918016

>>5917812
My sister had to wear pants and a bra, so she enjoyed minutes of going underwater.

I didn't take a shower and she didn't too.

Before she got into the tank, you see girls 'pretend' to pull their hair into ponytails, but they don't. That's what she did.

>> No.5918117

>tfw no mods on /ck/

>> No.5918232

>>5918016
wtf does this have to do with Fazoli's

tell me more about your sister doe