/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Of course. I just want to make people happy.
;_____;

>>5946932
I'd have a go if it makes her nipples stick out. If she's sporting pokies then I know that I'm on the right track.

no cause someone generously donated a shitty infomercial product that actually manages to help the young woman with doing it herself. she needs not my help.

>>5946977
You must be a fun one at parties

>>5946932
I love how she laughs when she fucks shit up. How fucking great is that. Way better than my violent tourettes guy-esque cursing.

>>5946989
You need not mock me

>>5946994
Do even dogs, man's best friend hate and bark at you?

>>5946932
I'd help her stretch 3:18
http://youtu.be/mIEkVQV61Yw?list=UUxxxAizgZ9MJvwyoph10y-A

In a platonic way.

imagine her struggling to give you a handjob and you both start cracking up together when she messes up -- after a bit she awkwardly embraces you and rests her head on your bare chest
>Anon, will you lub me forever?
>No ...
You feel her withered muscles tense as a look of pained terror spreads across her face
>... I'll love you 5ever
>Anon how wude! Don't scare me like dat!

She looked like she was having a good go at it until the flipping started, she should have added a little maple syrup afterwards too.

Is she acting?

>>5947051
I've actually seen this girl at the mall before, she's a legit crip

but im going to add chocolate chips
just a few
>dumps entire bag in
just a few more...

i like her already

>>5947049
That's OK, practice makes perfect, she can try again on me.

If she's jacking me off, that'll build up those muscles.

Fucking get that stem cell research going already.

>>5947056
Cop a feel, take one for the team man!

>>5947049

I would love her tenderly until marriage, learning her fears and insecurities as if to support her emotionally.

Then after a big wedding where the whole family would be so proud that she's finally found a nice man to take care of her, and it was almost too good to be true, I'd use those fears and insecurities against her in a sexual way. and of course plenty of ass to mouth and throat fucking until she pukes, and so on, down the list of increasingly cruel games. She would cry at first but eventually she would learn to detach herself from the process. I would continue to live up to the image of a doting husband in public. Her life would be one of outward tenderness and bliss, but private emotional abuse, and sexual degradation.

The family would, in some way, be suspicious, especially her brothers. Sometimes, I'd drop subtle hints as if to challenge them to say something. But they would be afraid to say anything. Not just fear of confrontation, but fear of having to take care of their sister. It would be better to pretend that everything was fine. They'd be ashamed, of course, but unless I came out and said "I am a horrible person and I am just using your sister to satisfy a gimp fetish and as an emotional punching bag", they would prefer not to believe. And in fact even if I said it they would probably laugh uncomfortably and pretend I was joking even though it would be obvious to all that I was not.

That is what I would like to do. Thank you for reading.

>>5947094
pls no bully

>>5947084
that's pretty fucked up, in fact this whole thread is

>>5947094
bully pls go

Of course I'd help her. She has an awesome set of tits and is cute in her own spastic way.

She isn't girlfriend material because she is way too dependent on people to take care of her, but she is bangable.

>>5947094
Beautiful

>>5947094
You're the reason SJWs exist

>>5947115
Hey Anon, she deserves love too. <3

>>5947094
Exactly. Even though she knows she has a cute face and great tits and other guys dote over her, deep down she would understand that at the end of the day these guys don't want a wife that has to be taken care of like a baby.

I would let her know this whenever she shows any resistance or even vocalizes my mistreatment. I would point out homely girls in public and tell her how easier it would be for me to be with someone healthy and normal like her, and how lucky she is to be with me.

A2M, throat fucking, you nailed it. I would give her a facial and not let her so much as wipe her eyes while I sit back, have a beer, and wait for my refractive period to pass. Then it would be another round of defiling sex and another jizz layer for that cute face.

I would treat her family with absolute contempt and use her dependency as a threat to them - if I leave, she's moving back home.

It would be a great relationship, I think she is cute and complacent.

>>5947160
Sarah Jessica Warker?

>Her dumb sister who looks and acts exactly like some stuck up millennial facebook smartphone bish
why couldn't it have been her that got cerebral palsy. she'll probably live 90 years and have dozens of children with chad thundercock. pisses me off man

>>5947182

Did it occur to you that maybe this girl only seems humble and sweet because of her life experience?

Attractive women are terrible people because they were treated like princesses their whole lives. Not because the hot gene is responsible for both being hot and being a bitch.

Most likely if the other girl had the disease, she wouldn't come off like that. But I didn't watch the parts where there were other people in it.

>>5947173
Skeltons juggling wieners

>>5947094
Sounds like a three hole bone a thon a go go!

>>5947220
>Sounds like a three hole bone a thon a go go!
I'm there.

>>5946932
This is exactly why never judge a book by its cover.

The women with real quality personalities are often in the strangest of places.

>>5947198
That's not really true, my mom was a hottie and smart from what I've been told but she got shit from her crappy family. That's the side of my family that I avoid the fuck out of, if I see any of them then we'll have a problem for making my mother's childhood miserable... why? because she was smart, tall, svelte, blonde haired beauty with green eyes.

The jealously of that side of the family makes them west coast, they need to stay the fuck away from the east coast.

She met my father and they got away from that situation fast. Highschool sweetharts.

>>5947094
Best post all day

>>5947198
>>5947235
>same men who probably help in sustaining the same global princess complex problem they complain about

>>5947257
I like women with sweet, genuine personalities.

What are you even talking about.

>>5947094

Oh god that took a sinister turn

>>5947255
Creepy/10

>>5947255
If your mother wasn't abused, she would have probably held out for a better man than a highschool douche.

>>5947170

You're great

>>5947268
But I'm sure you've given your Attention or dick to the princess complex types, which is how they feed and reproduce. Awareness is necessary even in times of weakness. if only men could see that

>>5947170
No.

You'd premature ejaculate, start farting uncontrollably and drop to your knees as pasta falls out of all your pockets and your triple chin wobbles beneath your fedora.

>>5947282
How is this girl a "princess"?

Are you female?

These are not rhetorical questions. I'm asking because I expect an answer.

>>5947273
Back then it wasn't called abuse. My dad certainly didn't do that to her, that's a side of my family that we all avoid because they're west coast scumbags.

My mom and dad were really in love. She and him did quite well to meet up. It might be difficult for you to fathom but love does exist.

>>5947286
pls no white knight

>>5947294
You completely missed my point, fucking idiot.

I'm saying that your mother as a smart and attractive woman would NOT have settled for your father, if she had not been abused by her family.

She would instead have developed herself further, or found a better man later, not some highschool douche.

Do you understand now?
Are you female?

THIS THREAD IS ABOUT PANCAKES

>>5947292
No she is not, but the guy complaining about her "millennia"sister and then the mention of princess complex by another poster brought this up in my mind. That those types are only successful because of the attention they get, but the same people giving it still complain.

It's nice palsy girl is getting attention too..?

>>5947307
Pancakes are bland a shit you always end up making too many and get tired after one bite. Pleb option. Waffles are better

>>5947312
You don't make any fucking sense, nor did you answer my questions.

Fuck off, you are too stupid to even attempt to communicate with in text online. I mean that. You are a fucking idiot. Its like reading a 6yr olds random bullshit when they have no idea what the words they are using mean, or what the point was.

>>5947304
You should have pics of my father and his side of the family. He was a pretty strapping dude and quite smart in his own right. USAF, when they didn't take idiots or had to deal with quotas.

I understand what you're trying to say and you're just wrong. She became a mother and brought three lovely children. I'm just one of them.

It seems to me that you're the yeast infected douchebag that can't just shut up and understand that he's wrong.

When people fall in love things change. She didn't have to leave her family with my father, it was an informed choice that they both made.

You wont win this one.

>>5947273
>highschool sweethearts

Doesn't that make them both douches? You'd think they'd be perfect for each other.

>>5947326
If she hadn't been abused by her family, she wouldn't have settled for your shit father right out of highschool.

No smart and beautiful woman who doesn't have abuse issues, would.

>>5947328
No, it makes you a jealous curmudgeon.
I'd like to see your family history.
That'll make for pages of fun.

>>5947326
Are you female?

>>5947331
She didn't have abuse issues, she got out of the situtation, reading comprehension, try it sometime.

Fucking idiot troll.

Let me guess, you're a jealous punk because your father who was never around beat your mother and they both took it out on you?

>>5947343
No, exactly the same thing happened to my parents.

They sound identical to yours.

Ergo, as I said, the only reason your mother settled for a douche out of highschool, is because she was abused by her family.

If she hadn't been abused, she would not have settled for your father.

Are you female?

>>5947335
What? Are you the anon with the mother? I'm only trying to figure out why the other guy thinks your father is scum when you've barely mentioned him. Or how "highschool sweethearts" means "settling."

>>5947255

You know fuck all mate, grow up.

>>5947354
>>how "highschool sweethearts" means "settling."

It means they are marrying and settling their first lays (and possibly only) lays.

Are you female?

>>5947323
She is not the one I called a princess. First sentence of post. Damn calm down, attacking another poster too

>>5947361
Then why did you start posting to me, fucking retard.

I never called her a princess or anything even remotely like that, stupid illiterate shit.

>>5947094
lol wtf

>>5947351
But you're wrong.

Did your daddy touch you in the nay-nay?
Is that why you're such a spiteful little shit?

I bet a lot of kids used to chase you around and beat you up for being a twat and you still live in your parents basement.

That never happened to me, I was out at about 20 with a three bedroom apt in NYC to myself. Good times!

>>5947359
>lays

Are you red pill?

I still don't understand why you're ragging on the guy. They were -both- in highschool, that is not a valid reason for being a "shit father."

>>5947371
>That never happened to me, I was out at about 20 with a three bedroom apt in NYC to myself. Good times!

How many tricks a week was that?

>>5947354
I don't know myself, he's projecting.

His father probably diddled his asshole or something so projects it onto others.

>>5947371
>>Did your daddy touch you in the nay-nay?
Nope.

>>Is that why you're such a spiteful little shit?
I'm not. Just observant and direct.

>>I bet a lot of kids used to chase you around and beat you up for being a twat and you still live in your parents basement.
Then you lose that bet, cos it aint happening.

You still haven't answered whether you are female though you have been asked 3 times.

Your mother, an intelligent and beautiful woman, married your father, because she had low self-esteem and other issues resulting from her abused past. More than likely your father managed to convince her into unprotected sex or "pull-out method" and got her pregnant, and then subsequently they got hitched because it was rather expected at the time.

If your mother had NOT been abused, she would not have married the first douche she laid in highschool, and not been so careless about contraception. She would have gone on to meet a better man at some later point in life.

>>5947373
>>They were -both- in highschool, that is not a valid reason for being a "shit father."

She could have done better.

Reason she didn't, is because she was abused and had self-esteem issues.

Your first lay is never the best choice for a life partner, ESPECIALLY not right out of highschool.

Also, are you female?

>>5946932
This thread

>are you a female?

>>5947401
I ask, because women have difficulty reading accurately.

They superimpose implications and their own imagination, rather than reading and answering what is there, only from what is there.

They do it, because online they lack the emotional, emotive cues that they get from someone face-to-face, so they have to fill in the gaps with their own imagination.

Its ridiculously easy to tell a woman apart online, just from that.

>>5947094
/ck/ everybody

>>5947409
And off kilter people apparently

>>5947423
I you want to consider women to be "off kilter", fine. Go ahead.
That wouldn't be far from the truth.

>>5947393
Better than WHAT. We know so little about either of them, and next to nothing about him (strapping/USAF).

>Your first lay is never the best choice for a life partner

Why do you phrase your opinions as if they were facts? I'm not saying it always works, but I'm sure it does. It's like saying 'most marriages end badly, might as well not bother.'

I'm not even female.

>>5947430
Marrying your first fuck (because you got pregnant) right out of highschool is pretty much the biggest relationship fail possible.

Especially for a woman.

She's so cute, I just don't want her to burn herself.

If I pre-ed I'd tell her how unsatisfied I was with her and tell her she needs to bring a friend home for us to share. I would have them make out and before they shared a cock. then I would tell her to make me and her friend a drink. when she returned I would be inside our new better sex toy and make her sit and watch. as I plowed into her friend I would look her in the eye before it got jammed in her ass. before I finish, I would stop choking her friend and have her come over to catch the load in the eye. She would clean my cock of with her tongue while we wait for said friend to come to and dropped off at home with the notion that she started this and her husband would kick her to the curb if it ever came out.

>>5947434
>right out of high school
>because she got pregnant

I don't think he said anything about that, unless I missed it.

>>5947434
So mess around possibly get knocked up by other guys and then settle down with bastard children..? Isn't that most people's worst nightmare..?

>>5946932
those breasts look amazing

i wish i could see them

>>5947456
Ask her.
I'm quite sure that is what happened.

>>5947457
Intelligent, attractive women with good self-esteem (ie: not abused by family) dont get knocked up. They know how to use contraception. Unlike you, apparently.

>>5947457
>birth control
>abortion
what is these

>>5946932
Her name is Cerebral Palsy?

>>5947468
Yes.

And your name must be Dumb Fuck.

>>5947094

>>5947011
this is the greatest insult

>>5947475
It's actually Dominic Frank so you were pretty close

>>5946992
Right? Made me stop and kick myself for being so autistic about messing up.

>>5947453
I would fuck her in the ass and have her friend lay on her back facing me. I would tell her that all she is is a nice pair of jerking tits and I'd rather fuck her ass and look at a normal, non-defective girl.

I'd grab her tits and aggressively fuck her ass while simultaneously kissing her friend passionately. Then I'd tell her I'm sick of fucking a retard and don't want to accidentally cum in her and bring another reject into the world, then make her suck her ass residue from my throbbing cock so that I could romantically make love to her friend.

I would make her watch me treat her friend like an equal human being, a beautiful woman, and a tender soul. I would gently ejaculate inside her friend, hold her and tell her how beautiful she is, and then coldly tell my spastic wife to get me another fucking pillow then get the fuck out.

As she loyally places the pillow under my head I would tell her I have to have a post-sex piss but I don't want to disturb her friend. I would piss in her mouth and laugh as she runs to the bathroom to spit it out in the toilet.

It would be an excellent honeymoon.

>>5947465
>quite sure
>quite
>sure
>quite
>exactly the same thing happened to my parents

Even if you aren't projecting, you're completely full of shit and your reasons for shitting on his family are unfounded.

>>5947482
I'm in tears. Nice post

>>5947494
>>you're completely full of shit and your reasons for shitting on his family are unfounded.

And you are potentially worse for white-knighting all over it, when the bitches massive recollection of her mothers and fathers meeting in highschool for fuckyfuckies was completely irrelevant to the thread, and just a cunt trying to get attention.

>>5947094
>these are the people who criticize your chili for having beans

My poor heart couldn't take this:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvepPH7wuHA#

>>5947541
>you're worse

Smooth damage control. B-b-but you started it!

I'm sure this would have been a fantastic cripple pancake thread if I hadn't interfered.

You still don't even know if it's a girl.

>>5947556
Its a girl alright.

And frankly, you seem to be one as well.

Do you feel you have adopted most of your behavior from women?

>>5946992
Lol, you curse when you cook too? My neighbors say they always know when im cooking and it isnt because of the smelll. I'll crank up either death metal and/or old military marches and scream excplitives over it the whole time.

>>5947547
>rainbow flower
>three adjacent red petals

awful, they deserves all of the hate flung at them

>>5947567
A real man can control his feelings, and not suffer from such uncontrollable emotional outbursts.

This guy keeps making assumptions and fucking up. I don't have to say a word, it's entertaining. I'll just have a beer and lurk.

>>5947563
Please try to control your soggy knees, it reflects poorly on the rest of the board.

>>5947589
We can pickle them, pickled knees now for sale from a food truck... very hip!

I understand why people see her videos and become infatuated. But that is wrong to put her on a pedestal and think of her is a little helpless pet. She is a woman who, despite her affliction or looks, has the right to be flawed as everyone else and should not be objectified, even under the guise of being her worshipping "white knight".

Relationships are always a matter of give and take, and being with her would be difficult and not simply cuddling a sad cute puppy all the time. I'm assuming she would have difficulties finding employment; imagine getting home from work and you have to cook and clean while she has been home all day? These are small things that can create tension over time and cannot be discounted.

She is obviously confident, enjoys attention, and knows she is attractive in her own way. A way to make her feel like she is contributing to the relationship while also training her and deflating her sense of worth would be a point system: if she manages to put away dishes without breaking anything, ties her shoes on her own, does anal for 10+ minutes without interruption or complaint, deepthroats until vomiting etc would give her X amount of points.

She could then save up points and redeem them for certain privileges: breakfast in bed, the right to refuse anal for one night, being allowed to socialize in public with my friends, things like that.

After she is properly trained and you've degraded her enough in bed to reduce her former smugness to a vacant sense of obedience, she would be worth taking as a wife and I would even take her around the neighborhood or to work functions to show how open-minded I am. It would be amusing to joke about her handjob skills or ability to make any bath a jacuzzi in front of her brother or your friends.

>>5947589
Wtf is "soggy knees" supposed to mean.

You think anyone understands your message?
Or is it usual for you to not care whether you express yourself in a way that is understood?

Cos that is quite autistic. You seem to assume people can read your mind, rather than only having your chosen words to go on.

>>5947618
I understood it, it is a word game.

>>5947622
So what does it mean, and explain how it does so

>>5947094
3edgy5me

Better go make some Ramen

>>5947542

>>5947618
Well you were just being a cunt so I thought we were done talking and I made a little joke.

>>5947631
You call the guy an autist and call him out but now want me to explain his little word game that you seem unable to grasp? Spend 10 seconds in google and quit being so defensive and insecure.

>>5947170
Wizards everyone. They actually think this would work in the real world.

>>5947094
WA LA

>>5947635
You still didnt explain it.

So again, you reinforced my point about how you are infact not cognisantly aware that you are not being understood, nor do you care, which is autistic.

The purpose of communicarion, afterall, is to be understood, is it not?

Furthermore, you autistically ASSUMED I am done, when infact, I am not.

>>5947255
Fazoli's wanna fuck his momma. You own the East Coast now?

Time to drop out of high school yet?

>>5947636
You said you understood it.
So I asked you to explain it.

Something wrong with that? Nope.
Something wrong with you getting defensive on that rather than simply answering? Yep.

>>5947646
>muh soggy knees

>>5947326
Air Force isn't even real military. Never has been.

>>5947646
>cognisantly [sic] aware
Yeah, because the extraneous use of a misspelled word shows your ability to communicate.

Your lack of grammar and reliance on memes to articulate your thoughts (e.g.: autism, autism, autism) also reflect poorly on your ability to "communicarion". Do you also consider yourself more intelligent than your peers and frequently wonder why others do not see your superiority and pat you on the back?

>>5947359
First Lays (?) Lays

Genius

>>5947663
Resorting to grammar-nazism.

Keep on loosing and further proving my point.

Women dont care about being understood, or understanding. Only about making noise.

The purpose of language as a unilateral communication tool is completely lost and wasted on them. We might as well make random noises while rolling our eyes or raising our eyebrows while making duckfaces.

>>5947666
My first lay's a laze, she was like fucking a 2x4.

>>5947614

I've got a broken girl fetish, so I would seriously consider a serious relationship with her, sans abuse and degradation. I make enough make close to 6 figures so I figure I could just throw money at any issues that would arise like getting a caretaker for her, and I could probably pull strings to get her a job as a receptionist or something that doesn't require dexterity so she feels useful.

> tfw she would still dump me for 10x Special Olympics Gold Medalist Chad Cripplecock

>>5947672

Hey everyone, look! This guy is winning an argument on a taiwanese internet site! Let's all suck his or her dick!

>>5947675

Special Olympics is for the mentally challenged. Paralympics is for the physically disabled.

>>5947672
Every once in a while, I'll see someone get into an argument on /ck/ and immediately accuse the other person of being a woman, and in the exact same voice that you use. I assume it's you doing it every time, including the time you said I was a woman and/or a fag because I disagreed with you, when I am neither. Basically, you're consistently a twat and you should go fuck yourself, cunt.

>>5947679
>>Implying I think demonstrating that women are not concerned with rational and unilateral communication, means I am trying to get them to suck my dick.

Thanks for proving my point even further.

>>5947682
Act like a cunt, and you will get treated like one.

And you still have not refuted, or even addressed, any of my points.

The thing you don't seem to understand, is that that is a cunt tactic that only works on a male that wants you to suck his dick. It doesn't work on men who don't want anything from you. Just makes you look like a cunt.

>>5947688

>>5947696
>>Thinks this is political

Nope.

>>5947693
That was my first post in the thread, dude. I don't have to refute or address shit. y u so mad doe?

also, your soggy knees are stale and uninteresting.

>>5947675
You sound fatt.

>>5947698

>>5947701
And yet you interject from the side-line as if you had been involved, without actually addressing any of the points involved.

You proved my point, yet again.

Language is wasted on someone like you.
Your purpose is not to unilaterally communicate, you just like to make noises.

>>5947672
It's cool, maybe she'll identify your panicky silence and stares as flirting and one day reciprocate.

>>5947711
>unilaterally
Whatever you think this word means, it's surely not the actual definition. You've said incorrectly used enough superfluous words and gotten so needlessly angry that I'm going to assume you're a troll and give you a 6/10 for making me reply.

>>5947713
>>Implying men speak to women they want to have suck their cock, the same way they do to a man they want to unilaterally communicate with.

You really are lacking a strong male role model in your life, aren't you.

Direct and straight talk without all the feminine bullshit frills and space-fillers intimidates you, doesn't it.

>>5947675
The fact that she is still in the "pink princess" phase with little shitty figurines from her parents as decor in her room suggests that she is very sheltered and immature.

This is good.

>>5947719
Still didn't address any of the actual points.

Still failing and proving my observations of you correct.

>>5947719
>criticizes someone for uses superfluous words
>leaves in a word from a prior structuring of the sentence that makes the sentence confusing to read
Ignore the word said, and my point still stands. You're either a troll or pic related.

>>5947703
Close, but I'm actually hungry skellington
> 5'10" 125lb
Planning on fixing this by starting lifting next year after some shit in my life settles down.

>>5947720
>unilaterally communicate
Do you know what this actually means in the context of your post?

Well shit, I leave the conversation for a few minutes and someone's already stolen my place.

>>5947646
>nor do you care

That you didn't understand the joke I made after you said I was behaving like a woman? You're right and I still don't. It's not exactly autistic to assume that the argument is more or less over when one side just drops it entirely and resorts to insults.

>>5947693
>>5947723
>cunt tactics

What points? You have no points, you're just calling everyone a woman. Stop posting any time.

>>5947720
>>5947723
said the troll

>>5947726
>>5947727
he's clearly attempting an ebin troll, guys, but the sad thing is, he's succeeding, because we keep replying to him. let's just post fedora pictures at him from now on.

>>5947724
>someone for uses
>from a prior structuring of the sentence
For a guy who goes on about the significance of communication and articulating thoughts succinctly you sure suck at it.

I suggest using even more commas and maybe throwing in a semi-colon or two, those look smart.

>>5947726
>>Do you know what this actually means in the context of your post?

Yes, I do.

>>5947727
>>That you didn't understand the joke I made
>>You're right and I still don't

This level of autism.

Thanks for acknowledging I am right though, even though you clearly still don't understand why that is.

>>It's not exactly autistic to assume that the argument is more or less over when one side just drops it entirely and resorts to insults.
It is, when you are the one who interjected into this with an "insult" in the first place on your part.

I just asked what "soggy knees" means.
Ever since then you have been bleeding from your orifices in a rage, and doing everything except simply answering this one simple query for explanation.

>>What points? You have no points
I made several. Most of which you are still, repeatedly, proving to be correct, your own actions.

>>5947733
Fuck man, it's almost midnight, I'm high, and I don't feel like proofreading 4chan posts. I only got on his usage of "unilateral" because he keeps saying that everyone is a woman who can't communicate, but he keeps misusing words. I assume you are not him because your post contains no completely improper usages of words nor does it accuse anyone of being a woman.

>>5947735

>>5947735

>>5947738
>>I don't feel like proofreading 4chan posts
>>he keeps misusing words.

The irony.

I have not misused the word "unilateral".

Answer me this one simple question:

-What is the purpose of communication?

>>5947744

>>5947740
>>5947743
I don't own even a single fedora, nor do i have beard on my neck.

>>Swings
>>>Misses

>>5947744

too cruel

>>5947749

>>5947753
>>5947747
>>5947743
>>5947740
>>5947724

>>This male disagrees with me and is making me look stupid and vapid
>>>He must be a fedora neckbeard!

>>5947744
unilateral communication means one-sided communication. why do you want people to communicate one-sidedly?

also, typos are not the same thing as using a word wrong

>>5947762

>>5947762

>>5947762
> autistically arguing with strangers on the internet
> "i-il show 'em men are smarter than women!"
Dude, just stop.
You're on a cooking board of a weaboo site.

>>5947762
k

>>5947773
He does this literally every time he gets into an argument. It would be hilarious if it weren't so pathetic.

>>5947765
Unilaterally on the issues, as in not adding unrelated or irrelevant ones into the discussion in avoidance of the actual topic.

I asked a person to explain what "soggy knees" means, and I have gotten everything but an answer to that simple question.

>>5947766
>>5947770
>>5947776

>>5947781
>I asked a person to explain what "soggy knees" means
I checked this thread... that was like 4 hours ago.

You wanna talk about something?

>>5947781
We all understood the joke. If you're too dumb to get it on your own, it doesn't matter if we explain it.

>>5947787
give him another few hours, maybe he'll get it

lol it's not a fucking zen koan

>>5947791
>muh soggy knees
>muh soggy knees
>what could this possibly mean
>i'm so confused!
>i'll call them all stupid women to make myself feel better
>lol, wimminz so dumb

>>5947786
>>You wanna talk about something?
No.
Do you want to keep posting fedoraed neckbeards that you have huge amounts of, for some reason?

>>We all understood the joke
Assuming you represent somekind of imaginary majority. Argumentum ad publicum.

>> If you're too dumb to get it on your own, it doesn't matter if we explain it.
Nice circular logic.
You just proved my points, yet again, about how it is pointless to attempt to communicate with someone who does not care whether they are understood accurately, or whether they themselves understand correctly.

I just asked a simple question.
Your responses are damning of your own attitudes, not mine.

>>5947798
haha what a fucking loser

>>5947735
>It is, when you are the one who interjected into this with an "insult" in the first place on your part.
When I called you a cunt because you were being a cunt? That was improper, you're right again.

>doing everything except simply answering this one simple query for explanation
I still don't understand what this has to do with anything. By the time I made that joke the argument was already over.

>>5947798
>>he asked for an explanation
>what could this possibly mean
>i'm so confused!
>i'll post fedora neckbeards to make myself feel better
>lol, men so dumb

>>5947801
aaaaaaaaaaaahahaahahahahahahah

>this entire thread
and I thought joey and fazolis threads were bad.
jesus christ /ck/

>>5947801
Is this you?

>>5947801

>>5947806
>>I still don't understand what this has to do with anything.

It has everything to do with it.

By refusing to simply answer a benign query for an explanation, and instead choosing to post all this other shit EXCEPT a simple answer to a simple question, you have proven my point about how it is pointless to try to communicate with you.

You don't care whether you are understood, nor do you care if you understand.

>>5947808
>implying we're not all men here
Honestly, that's the best part of the whole thing.

>>5947820

>>5947821
The best part, is you actually believe that.

And even funnier is that you don't see that also men have adopted this cuntish communication model.

Answer me this:
-What is the purpose of communication?

>>5947682
i disagree. you are a faggot in the most womanly way.

>>5947827

>>5947826
I'm not offended by your reaction.

Merely proven correct by it.

It would make me happy, if it wasn't so utterly deplorable that unfortunately this really is how cunts like you have learned to "communicate".

>>5947827
>what is the purpose of communication?
fedora jokes

>>5947827
>anyone who isn't autistic is a cunt
You're really into this character, huh?

>>5947833

>>5947836
I've invested all night into it.

My fleshlight is in the wash, I've got nothing better to do.

>>5947834
Thats like saying the purpose of sex, is slut-shaming.

I would butter the pan so her cakes don't stick and then feel bad about how much I want to kiss her.

>>5947836
No more so than you are into the character of a cunt.

>>5947837
Step it up...

>>5947844
How so?

>>5947848
>2014
>getting fucking fresh
ISYGHAGYFSB

>>5947820
That was never up for debate.

We have already thoroughly communicated about how wrong you were regarding anon's parents.

Now you're just pressing this soggy knees thing as if it were at all an issue.

>>5947851
Because the parallel you are drawing is that the purpose of interaction, is solely to ridicule.

Shocking, that you dont see that for yourself.

>>5947855
I am right about anons parents.
Nowhere did she deny any of it.

As to you, you refused to answer a simple query, and instead did all of this. Youbchose that, not me.

>>5947859
We aren't ridiculing you, Mr. Fedora. We're celebrating you and the entire neckbeard culture. We love you.

>>5947862
Thanks for demonstrating me right, again, that you are a cunt.

I, however, am not a fedora wearing nexkbeard, no matter how much you claim, nor is anything I have said fedora neckbearded.

You dont even seem to understand what the meme applies to. Namely, SJW nice guys.

>>5947465
>Intelligent, attractive women with good self-esteem don't get knocked up
>Intelligent, attractive women
You forgot to include "white"

>>5947861
Every one of their posts was trying to explain to you how wrong you were. Not that 'she' has to deny your assumptions for them to be wrong.

Similarly, I don't have to explain my joke to you for it to be funny.

>>5947875
I did not.

How do you think race plays into it?
Explain.

>>5947871
>SJW nice guys
lolno
It's refers to MRA idiots who call themselves "nice guys," but are actually tremendous cunts, such as yourself.

>>5947877
She didnt deny any of it, nor make any statements to the contrary.

>>5947878
Blacks are subhuman. You don't agree?

>>5947879
No, it refers to SJW nice guys who think they get laid by pandering to women.

>>5947855
Those are my parents the cunt was referring to, and his mistakes and assumptions are mounting... it's entertaining to me.

Apparently not only is he projecting but he's very unconfortable speaking about his own family. I suspect he gets his "knowledge" from dr oz or dr phil, maybe ophera. It doesn't matter.

His pervy uncle or no show daddy probably touched him in the nay-nay and he wants to project that onto others in his jealous rage. He's the type that might shoot up a school.

>>5947884
Maybe he left the thread because he has better things to do than argue with a misogynist on 4chin

>>5947885
I dont agree.

>>5947887

>>5947891
No one has asked me about my family.
Ask, and I will answer. No, I was not molested.

And you did not refute my observations about yours.

>>5947893
Surely you've the crime statistics? The violence? It's clear that blacks are violent criminals who should be separated from proper white society.

>>5947897
>my projected assumptions are observations

>>5947892
She responded plenty, but none of it refuted my observations.

And no, I am not a misogynist. I am just pointing out cunt culture for what it is.

>>5947897
I did but you're so stupified trying to attack me that your reading comprehension went right out the window. So mr assumptions... tell me about your family.

>>5947897
>you did not refuse my observations about yours
Because he doesn't have to. This is 4chan, a website for fun jokes and maymays, not actual discussion. You making a fool out of yourself is a far better outcome than there being actual discourse.

>>5946932
She stuffs her bra, poor thing.

>>5947904
>cunt culture
How many female friends do you have?

>>5947909
I dunno, those seem natural plus she seems to spastic to stuff her bra. She can't even flip a pancake but she can stuff the bra to look like that? Naw.

>>5947900
How is that related to whether an individual communicates for the purposes of being accurately understood, and correctly understanding what others are saying?

>>5947902
I don't think you know what projection means.
My observations are based on her own statements, as well as the objective fact, that an intelligent and beautiful woman who has not been abused in her family, is more likely not to marry the first guy that fucks her in highschool, and has a better chance of developing herself and finding a better man later in life.

>>5947905
What do you want to know?

>>5947906
>>Because he doesn't have to.
She doesn't have to. But that doesn't mean I am wrong in my observations.

>>You making a fool out of yourself is a far better outcome than there being actual discourse.
To my perspective, it is you and her who are making a fool of yourselves, and infact proving my observations about you entirely correct.

>>5947916
Several. 20 or so. 4 of which are close.

>>5947916
Does the amount of female friends I have effect whether I am correct in identifying people who behave like stereotypical cunts, as cunts?

>>5947922
Tell me about your mother and father and your grandparents on both sides. Complete history. I'm gonna pick it apart as you attempted to do mine.

>>5947255
dat Oedipus complex doe

>>5947922
>implying only 2 people are posting in this thread at your expense
Whatever makes you feel better, pal.

>>5947922
I'll be back later. I wont wait on your answers because I know that you're full of shit. The longer that you take, the more it seems as if you're making stuff up.

I'll have a beer and smoke, if you want to continue this debate I'll be back, but will check other threads.

That'll give you time to make up more bullshit, maybe you should consult al sharpie sharp sharpton with his tawanna brawley debacle, you two should go homo together.

>>5947941
I'm almost impressed you haven't asked me if I'm a chick or a guy yet... which you seemed to do every time. Notice how I ignore your bullshit? It makes you angry doesn't it?

>>5947932
I will, after you answer me this question:

Do you disagree that if your mother had not immediately married her high-school sweetheart, she, as an intelligent and beautiful woman, could have developed herself further as an independant woman, and potentially met a better mate a few years later, rather than some guy from highschool?

Furthermore, do you deny that her difficult history with her abusive family, made her more likely to immediately want to commit to your father so she can get away from her family as soon as possible, and that the damage her family had done to her self-esteem made her less confident in pursuing her own dreams, rather than marrying your father right out of high-school?

Did she even have any other relationships before him?

>>5947949
I asked first, therefore you answer first.
Otherwise piss off and this debate is over.

PANCAKES ARE BETTER THAN WAFFLES

>>5947942
Argumentum ad publicum.
Juvenila and disregarded.

>>5947944
I've been having a beer and a smoke myself already, my autistic friend. You seem to have difficulty relating to others here as real people who live real lives with real motives, just like you do.

>>5947949

>>5947956
Denying the truth doesn't make it any less true.

>>5947954
Your questions are oblique.
Previously all you asked me, repeatedly and insistently was whether I have been sexually abused by my father, so you understand I have a degree of reluctance to take you on credit.

And no, I have not been sexually or otherwise molested, ever, in my entire life.

My mother is an extremely intelligent and (once) beautiful woman, who as a result of her famous and rich family (primarily her own mother) have psychologically and physically abused her, had a deficit in self-confidence and esteem.

Shortly after graduating as a nurse with great grades, she met my father (basically her highschool sweetheart), fell in love head over heels, and I was conceived soon after, which then necessitated getting married too. (this was the 70s).

Had she not been so abused by her family, she would likely not have jumped into the relationship, and instead had the confidence to pursue her own interests independantly.

>>5947969
>>Denying the truth doesn't make it any less true.
What truth?

That you are a cunt? I dont deny that.

>>5947971
>man in his 40's
>argues with people on 4chan
Your life sounds sad.

You say rich and famous family, but I'm sure we've never heard of it.

>>5947954
So you have your answer here:
>>5947971

Now answer my questions here:
>>5947949

>>5947971
So you really were projecting all along. At least that's settled.

>>5947978
>>Your life sounds sad.
That is your own imagination speaking.

>>You say rich and famous family, but I'm sure we've never heard of it.
No, because you don't know anything about accoladed opera-singers and composers.

Nor does you having heard of them mean they aren't famous or rich, my little autist.

>>5947987
>just because they're unknown doesn't mean they're not famous

Also, entitled elitist detected.

>>5947983
Which still does not mean I am incorrect in my observations.

Does your mother have any degrees?
Does she ever regret not having pursued an independant life as a smart and beautiful woman, instead of immediately jumping into marriage with her high-school sweetheart?

>>5947991
>>Also, entitled elitist detected.

They are famous and rich.
That you would not have heard of them does not change that one bit.

Stating that is just a fact.

>>5948003
Then tell us the family name. Let us be the judge of whether or not your famous family is actually famous.

>>5948009
Please, cunt. Contain yourself.

>>5947919
I should have been more specific. She wears a heavily padded bra.

>>5948019
So you clearly made it all up.

>>5948026
Yeah. You are definitely a cunt.
Keep on proving it.

>>5948027
>he figured out that I'm a lying sack of shit with no famous relatives
>I know, I'll call him a cunt!

My great grandmother was first cousins with a prominent abstract American painter. Am I cool like you yet?

>>5948031
Who the fuck are you even?

Are you still the bitch who hasn't answered this post:
>>5947949

Because if you are, I answered your questions here:
>>5947971

Its your turn now to reciprocate.

And if you actually expect me to identify my mothers familyname, you are absolutely and without a doubt proven to be exactly the kind of cunt I am saying you are.

>>5948039
said the liar

>>5948045
Are you this person:
>>5947954
>>5947326
>>5947294
>>5947255

ITT obtuse language, refutations, queries, observations, developmental disorders.

>>5948055
no

>>5948065
Then fuck off.

I'm not playing your cunt game.
Even if I told you my mothers families name, you could still claim it is a lie. Infact I could give any name in the world, and you would have no way of knowing if it is true or not.

All of this just proves, again, what a fucking cunt you are, in act and thought.

>>5948068
>lies on the internet for fun
>calls other people cunts constantly
>in his 40's
lol

posting just so this shitty thread is one step closer to autosaging

>>5948086
Nowhere have I lied. Not even once.

That is, again, one of the differences between a cunt like you, and someone who recognises the purpose of communication is to understand, and be understood.

I genuinely pity the people in your life who have to deal with a hypocrite like you on a daily basis.

>>5948105
You know you're on 4chan, right?

>>5948109
Yes.

And?

>>5947094
4chan in a nut shell

4chan is what you make of it.

At first I thought that would be dangerous as fuck with a huge griddle like that and her condition with sudden movements. Surprisingly I only laughed the couple times she laughs throughout the whole video.

>>5946932
my heart....

>>5946932
topkek

Thread of the month mane, thread of the month.

>>5947675
>I make enough make close to 6 figures so I figure I could just throw money at any issues that would arise like getting a caretaker for her
>caretaker
>income under $100k
>just throw money at the issue

lolwut? I assume you live in a third world country or something, where the US Dollar buys a lot? Maybe Panama? Malaysia? Ecuador?

>>5947255
Sounds like your mom has been spinning you some bullshit story which is half true at best.

>>5948636
Are you a female?

>>5948020
Why you gotta ruin it
Man, you pollutin' my groove

If she was able bodied and still as sweet 4chan would be calling her an entitled cunt.

>150 g flour
>12 g salt
>3 eggs
>600 g milk (yes fuck volume measurements)

>mix salt and flour, add milk while whisking (lumps = game over man)
>add the eggs, whisk the shit out of it.
>heat pan, add butter (I use liquid margarine because easier but butter tastes better)
>1/2 DL batter into the hot pan and make sure you whip that pan so you get a think pancake
>repeat

I get 21-24 pancakes with this, diameter of the pancakes = 22cm. I recommend this ( http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/10101206/ ) as it is cheap as fuck and lasted me 1 year when cooking 2 times/day (big batches).

>>5949466
Oh and use 3% milk, it'll taste better.

>>5947292
i think (i am not affiliated with any other poster) that she's a "damsel in distress", in that her distress is being caused by her condition, and the prince will "save her" with provision and patience.
>just my two sense

>tfw no big titty palsy qt to make pancakes for

>>5947049

>Anon how wude! Don't scare me like dat!

>>5947255
>typical contrarian post for the thread

wtf is with this thread

>>5950098

Girl tries to make pancakes. 4chan responds with angry sexual frustration. There, I just saved you three hundred posts.

>>5950107
Are you a female?

>>5950111

No, but as a confirmed gentlesir I find nary a post in this thread that deserves a tip of my trilby.

I'd whisk her insides. Pretty cute too.

>>5946932
This female has god tier titties.

I would insert my erect penis into her orifices if you catch my subtle innuendo.

She's soo adorable. :) I'd wife her.

>>5946932
What I don't get is how somebody who has to struggle to flip a pancake can somehow perfectly apply that much makeup. Would eat her pancakes though.

Wait no syrup?

DROPPED
R
O
P
P
E
D

YOUR SPILLING THE GOD DAMN MIX CHARRISE STOP SPILLING THE FUCKING MIX YOU ARE WASTING IT

>>5951143

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBa80UfgKEo

>>5946932
I never knew /ck/ was this creepy until I saw all the replies.

It feels greasy and rotten.

>>5951283
My new palsy-fu and my 3DPD-fu in one thread?!

Muh dick can cut gemstones

>>5951289
>greasy and rotten

That's how we cook on /ck/, welcome to 4chan.

>>5947170

>>5951290

i'm glad to have helped anon

>>5946970

>sporting pokies

you bongs really have a way with words

>>5951289
Are you female?

>>5947198
>Things that happen to people shape and mold them into who they are

NO. REALLY? WHOA

.

>>5947825
>dat trilby

not a fuckin' fedora

>>5953319

>he knows the difference

>>5947094
>>5947170
>>5947482
>>5947614
>>5947170
These posts should be the /ck/ sticky.

Looks like she has two already

>>5947094
>>5947170
>>5947482
>>5947614
>>5947170

This is harassments.

>>5946932

>we want 1 cup of the mix
>proceeds to dump 1 cup all over the counter

Jesus you clumsy bitch get it together.

"Making pancakes"

Ingredients:

-2 cups of premade, store-bought mix (1 to be used, 1 to be dumped all over the counter)
-1 [spilled] cup of water
-half a bag of chocolate chips

Directions:

-mix poorly in a bowl and spill ingredients everywhere
-dump onto griddle in non-uniform sizes
-burn the shit out of one side
-flip partially so as to crush the edge of the pancakes
-dump roughly onto plate in a pile
-lie about their taste and texture

Ramsay should pay her a visit.

>>5953379
>>5947094
>>5947170
>>5947482
>>5947614
>>5947170
No, this is how to treat a woman properly.

If she was sporting pokies, retard or not, she'd still make me blow a decent load.

>>5953906
I'll treat her proper, once she's done with the dishes and laundry.

>>5946932
God damnit this is hard to watch.
shes so disabled, and still trying.
but those tits,
Im guna stay off the internet for a while.

>>5950111
Is this an ebin new /ck/ meme?

>>5954430
Yeah she and simply sarah seem to be taking over.

>>5946932
I'd like to put some syrup on her pancakes. By syrup, I mean my ejaculate, and by pancakes I mean her tits. I will now watch every one of her videos. Thank you for this /ck/.