/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5996723
Coating the pizza lightly in red man tears will ensure that it will be nice and saucy :3

>protip: A lot of the original sauce will have absorbed into the bread or evaporated in the oven so take this into account when adding your red man sauce.

>W-what's this have to do with a food hack?
I till be MY privilege to show you why.

I know there's a lot of debate whether or not to eat the crusts of pizzas so I'll show you a trick that will put that debate to rest forever ^_^.

Save your crusts from your light breakfast and break out a stick of butter and shave off little sticks like pic related

>>5996723
Take a stirring spoon and use it to poke holes through your crusts length ways.
>you may have guessed what were making but I won't tell you till the end!

Cutting the crusts in half make things much more manageable.
>maybe we should do that with CIS cock LOL :D

>>5996723
>It's a perfect breakfast light enough to have lunch at 1130.

how fat are you?

Now take the sticks of butter you cut and roll them in dark brown sugar. Roll them around like you would a child, gently but firmly enough to spread the coating around.

>>5996752
look here asslord. There's no way to properly judge a beautiful womans wait ok?

Back on topic...

Let's slide those beautiful buttery fingers into our dough!

Now that you've packed your holes
>LOL
preheat the oven to 425 celcius and throw em in <^o^>

>moneyshot
Our finished product!

Sorry for making all your panties wet, people and otherkin, but these cinnasticks had to be shared!

Next time you have friends over save their crusts. If your feeling naughty pretend to throw them away and have them all to yourself later :p

>>5996770
Hope you guys enjoyed. You'll be seeing a lot more of xendra ;)

Oh thank you filters.

>>5996777
>implying I won't change my trip slightly constantly so you'll have to be exposed to my beauty.
>implying I wont force you to acknowledge my kind exists

>>5996779
You are a certain kind of evil

>>5996782
Usually guys only say that once their done riding me ;P

>>5996758

>wait

all that cholesterol go to your brain?

>>5996791
Dietary fat retard. Most people think all fat is bad for you which it isn't

>>5996787
Can you please leave this board. Or at least learn that no one gives a shit about what gender other people are/choose to be. This is a cooking board, not somewhere for you to troll about being trans.

>>5996794
wow. Just WOW...

You're attacking me because a few letters in my trip may say "trans"? This sort of speech should be outlawed. This is a cooking board and I'm trying to share a food hack that all of my friends LOVED one of even wants to E-publish a book of my hacks but instead I wanted to share the with /ck/ How dare you act like this is a soapbox for me , all I see is a soapbox for your hate dude. All I'm doing is trying to simultaneously help all of you reduce food waiste while showing you a yummy way to treat yourself. Wow just wow.

Trying to derail my thread because your uncomfortable about my gender/sex

>>5996800
No. I'll outline why you are annoying, with your own words:

>>5996723
>making lil CIS boys get confusion boners (I teach preschool)

You are first and foremost an evil pedophile

>le wild pizza appears

You are also fucking annoying

>red man tears

Annoying and racist/sexist

>maybe we should [cut in half] CIS cock LOL :D

Violent and fucking annoying

Yes, you are nothing short of the worst kind of troll so fuck off.

This entire thread is the baitiest bait that ever did bait. I'll be monitoring it for lols. Make me proud /ck/. I love you guys, despite all your privilege.

>>5996821
Stop trying to derail my thread I'm on the verge of tears. I can't believe how big of a deal it is that I'm openly posting as a trans woman.
>evil pedophile
I'm an evil pedophile for steeping myself in the system to attempt to save the brains of hormonal children by educating them as to what women can actually look like so they don't grow up to be racist ass holes?
>fucking annoying
>Ayy LMAO IDS A PIZZA GUISE :D:D
Is that better? Why do you care which memes I rock?
>racist remark.
Red=color of Sriracha, I'm sorry but I'm not a racist like you, stop projecting.
>violent remark
Oh I'm sorry, I should bow down to the gender that gets paid more than me, gets more jobs and more privilege? And gets respect on /ck/ and in cookign in general?

pls stop trying to derail my thread, pls talk about food hacks and stop oppressing my gender.

>>5996827
I just can't believe how WASP /ck/ seems to be

more food hax. No pics though guise. I'm stuffed from the double sausage I had...and the lunch I ate afterwards ;)

In order to make craft macaroni and cheese be more flavorful do the following.
>boil with milk instead of water.
>add one tablespoon of butter beforehand while it boils to give the noodles a good flavor.
>Add 4 tablespoons of sriracha into the bowl after draining the noodles.
>the sriracha will give it a good spice.
>top with sour cream/

>>5996832
I see your hormone replacement therapy is working nicely.

Xendra, do you enjoy Buffy fan-fiction?
I bet you enjoy Buffy fan-fiction.

>>5996755
>pedo

>>5996770
see >>5996752

>>5996832
I mean, I know you're not serious, no one could actually be this fucking annoying. But for the sake of making you stop:

No, you're an evil pedophile because you enjoy giving preschoolers "confusion boners teehee".

Becaue you sound like an idiot when you put "le" before an english word.

"Red man's tears" is racist and sexist.

Don't you not want privilege? Once you become privileged aren't you more succesptible to attack? Wasn't the whole point of the retarded movement you're part of to remove privilege from the equation?

Btw your food hacks are gross as shit.

>>5996848
Yeah so?
>>5996855
licking sugar off your child can be a very enjoyable bonding experience. It's something wolfkin do to teach their children that's how to bath each other. It's called positive reinforcement.
>>5996856
You can't have the right to judge me bigot.
>>5996857
>kids have hormones
>kids know I'm not a CIS female
>kids still get boners looking at my whale tail
How is this my fault?
>le is bad
You sound like an idiot when you say "way la" the /ck/ meme but I don't judge you.
>red man's tears
It's red colored MAN'S TEARS. It's not about Indians. Besides you can't be racist towards white men.
>wanting more equality
Equality isn't domination. You dominate our genders, we just want equality. It just happens that's painful for WASPs.
>i have shit taste buds
You haven't even tried them yet, all my friends love them.

>>5996876
>How is this my fault?

Because you enjoy giving them "confusion boners" you sick fuck.

>You sound like an idiot when you say "way la" the /ck/ meme but I don't judge you.

I've literally never posted "wa la". Le is horrid sounding though.

>It's red colored MAN'S TEARS. It's not about Indians. Besides you can't be racist towards white men.

You can't actually believe that.

>
Equality isn't domination. You dominate our genders, we just want equality. It just happens that's painful for WASPs.

>we just want equality
>"Le's mutilate CIS cocks because they like to produce normally teehee!"

Yeah no you are fucked in the head. Not trans people. Just you.

>>5996876
Wait, is a trans female a man pretending to be a woman, or the other way around?

>>5996884
This whole thread is pretend.

And sad.

>>5996857
You fucking KNOW it's a troll and yet you assume the trans part is totally legit.

You're new here aren't you?

>>5996876
I'm a trans woman I'll call you a bigot and a disgrace and attention whore and whatever else pops into my head, stop pretending to be us just to make yourself as offensive as possible you creepy fuck!

Sometimes suicide is the right solution, you weren't supposed to survive the first harsh winter

Let this die

>>5996723

Can we have a picture of you? Not your face if you aren't comfortable. Just a time stamped body shot.
Are you on hormones? I know a lot of trans individuals that haven't started hormones yet and I'm curious about what kind of effects they have.
Plus I'd love to see a beautiful non-standard princess with your spunk.

>>5996891
nor were you, faggot.

>>5996882
>kids are repressed as hell
>kids arent educated probably about their surging emotions and feelings
I enjoy seeing them bud with raw desire

It's like people act like it wasn't a thing to hold ice against your child penis whenever they had an erection. You act like scoldings for wanting kisses wasn't a thing

If anything I sympathize for these kids, if I can be a symbol of love, warmth affection and safety why not?
>wa la
Sorry I assumed you said it.I hope you can learn to express your opinion with less venom
>I'm sorry but I don't see how you can be racist to someone who literally has it all and could rape you and get away with it.
>produce normally
Thinking anything is normal is pretty abnormal.
>>5996884
>>5996887
I'm NOT pretend. I'm NOT the monster under your bed. I HAVE a SOUL.
>>5996891
Hiding in the shadows pretending your identity is a fetish. No, you are the shame.

Xendra! I just LOVE your food hax! (I spell hacks with an "x" to show my support of otherkin)

When can we expect another one?

Yours Truly,
Your Biggest Fan (YBF for short)

>>5996894
Oh you are so sweet hon. I understand your curiosity and think that's beautiful.

I don't feel in a very safe place right now especially after what I could say was text based attempted gang rape by some of the anons. I'm proud of who I am but I don't think i want to show those particular anons my body.
>>5996901
Thanks babe. I've been meaning to take some pics for awhile now but I get so distracted once that oven gets going LOL. :D

I will think hard about what food hack i should post next I promise :3

My filter when I saw this pic :D

>>5996900
>pretending your identity is a fetish
says the creepy sheman bragging about giving boners to preschoolers
(you wish hon)

My identity is nothing more than a label I accept for the sole purpose of identity my history, otherwise I identify as a heteronormative female and live my life with the norms and values expected of a female, and if you don't do the same then you're not a woman, you're just a masquerading freak and you make life harder for every single one of us.

When innocent girls like me get murdered in the streets it's because we're being associated with sideshows like you.

Oh my God take your tumblr shit to /b/ and troll on there. This is /ck/ a cooking board, we don't want faggots on here trying to make gender war, we want to cook and eat things.

Im gonna fucking try this shit

>>5996912
aw man only if the rest of /sp/ could see this

Is this bait?

>>5996933
NO! Don't do it! You have so much to live for!

>>5996935
After reading the thread, I have determined that it is, in fact, bait.

>>5996931
>not having any discernible identity.
>attacking your own kind
you sound like you have a mental illness sweetie.

The fact you have some sort of cognitive dissonance when faced with a stronger more empowering trans presence just proves it.
>>5996932
I POSTED A RECIPE. Discuss it then.
>>5996933
awwww! Tell me how it is :D
>>5996934
Do you think they'd like it?
>>5996935
>>5996943
stop baiting to the thought of me on me knees for you CIS lords.
>>5996936
I know it's too die for ;) Maybe I'll try to get my heavy cream egg nogg recipe.

>>5996943
For the love of God and everything that is holy it better be bait.

>>5996936
Nigga i wouldnt be surprised if this is a stuffed crust soon. They already do bacon pretzel cheese shit.

Has OP tried nutella?

>>5996956
No I'm not sure how that would work. The stiff rod likeness of hard butter (LOL :D) makes it easy to slide in the hole. (phrasing BOOM!)

>>5996951
no you called the tranny seahawks fan "babe." that pic is supposed to troll seahawks fans

>us12s

the fact you took it seriously made my neck jiggle a bit

>>5996951
>stronger more empowering trans presence
If by that you mean "clearly a giant, hairy, aggressive hulk"
then yeah...

You're not trans, you're just some creepy troll, you have been dismissed

I command you, unclean spirit, whoever you are, along with all your minions now attacking this servant of God, by the mysteries of the incarnation, passion, resurrection, and ascension of our Lord Jesus Christ, by the descent of the Holy Spirit, by the coming of our Lord for judgment, that you tell me by some sign your name, and the day and hour of your departure. I command you, moreover, to obey me to the letter, I who am a minister of God despite my unworthiness; nor shall you be emboldened to harm in any way this creature of God, or the bystanders, or any of their possessions.

They shall lay their hands upon the sick and all will be well with them. May Jesus, Son of Mary, Lord and Savior of the world, through the merits and intercession of His holy apostles Peter and Paul and all His saints, show you favor and mercy.

In the name of Jesus Christ I compel you!

Amen

>>5996961
You were just kidding? That's pretty hurtful.
>>5996963
You can't dismiss me when you are sitting on the outter fringes of society getting hit by secondary spray of me enjoying myself in the midst of it.

>>5996973
OP is a faggot but has intrigued me on the crust thing. Im going to write corporate at big box za shops to see if they would do a test run.

>>5996973
we get it.

>>5996979
I hope you aren't troling. Maybe I'll write them too and send them screenshots. I know Papajohns has those cinnasticks that would be good as a crust :D

>>5996973
I have a happy stealth life, with a kind, handsome husband. I have everything a real woman desires. I come to /ck/ to indulge my cooking hobby and share insight and recipes with like-minded co/ck/s.

You on the other hand, wouldn't crave attention on the internet if you had a satisfying life, no... you're a hairy NEET with no friends and a furtive imagination. I'm on the fringe of nothing. I live my life in the sunlight enjoying the hard earned fruits of a decent life and you are trolling people on the internet.

Take this garbage out of here, it doesn't belong on /ck/, if I wanted to deal with your kind of crap I would browse /lgbt/

>>5996982
Self loathing trap w/ walmart manager boyfriend getting BTFO by Xendra the fag. Lel

>mfw I saw that... that monstrosity that this person claims to be edible!

It's a fucking abomination, blasphemy, an affront to every cook, chef or housewife ever to grace this earth. It's such a vile, horrendous thing that only Satan could have inflicted this heresy upon us.
>>5996969 is right, we need an exorcist here, nothing short of a poor soul possessed by a demon could create this steaming pile of shit!

>>5996982

You.
I like you.
Carry on with your non-attention whoring, satisfying life rather than arguing with a troll. Your job is to take the high road and be an example. Xendra is not the norm, but the equivalent of two "bi" girls making out simply to get a man's attention. Anyone with half a brain knows this is not how the majority of transsexuals behave. Basically, the only people who you'd find yourself arguing with are either ignorant or set in their bigotry anyway.

You are better than that and arguing with a tumblrina cunt is beneath you. It's what s/he wants.

>>5997004
Says she doesnt want attentions but shits up the thread anyway instead of not getting baited.

>>5996982
>husband
more like the CIS lord who keeps you in a closet.
>like minded
I doubt anyone is like you. Post a food hack then or shut up.
>craving attention.
I crave nothing, I expect the attention I deserve and in return share my knowledge of the world.
>calling me garbage
You truly are a damaged individual, I bet you are one of the trauma trannies, molested by her father. You probably have a gender identity crisis from abuse and weren't born this way like me.
>>5996987
le hi five.
>>5996998
Post an alternative then and stop being so negative.

>>5996901
who is that guy

>>5997022
That's a girl racist.

>>5997026
fuck you im not fooled

>>5997021
Alternative!? How about making proper rolls instead of recycling microwaved pizza crust!

>>5997031
Sauce

>>5997036
They were oven warmed. Not microwaved, do I look like I want cancer? You are just mad because you can't actually think of a reason why this was a bad idea but you want to hate it because I'm trans.

>>5997026
My God will you seriously grow the fuck up.

>>5997037
looks like OP was using sriracha

>>5997015

It wasn't a wise decision, I totally agree. She's allowed Xendra to draw her into a pointless troll debate, which doesn't convey the "non-attention whoring" image.

But I can also understand a knee-jerk reaction to what can be a a sensitive subject. Sometimes we forget how stupid arguing on the internet is. This whole thread is shit and we all should just hide it and carry on. But obviously there are 18 or so people who didn't immediately do that.

>>5997048
Hipocracy of fags and chicks abounds

>>5997040
Nevertheless, the dough used to make pizza and the dough used for actual cinnamon rolls are quite different. Also that the crust is reheated at all will make it much drier and give a widely different texture from, say, a cinnamon roll. And lets not forget the cheese! You can clearly see the cheese on those... things. Cheese, and sugar, very rarely go well together. I just can't see it as something appetizing.

And we are kind off begging the question: why not eat the crust in the first place?

>>5997047
>>5997037
LOL
>>5997041
I a grown up, sorry I won't allow verbal assault against another kin.
>>5997048
Right? She's a faker and a sham. This is a sociopath co-opting our movement for evil. Trying to make self hate acceptable instead of pride.
>>5997051
fuck off racist.
>>5997053
I see your point but that's what the rod of butter is for, to make sure the bread isn't dry from being reheated. :3

For cheese and sugar, I direct your attention to every different sweet way brie is prepared.

>>5997053
Still not a hugely compelling argument. This would sell better than chili frito pizza

>>5997058
YOU GO XENDRA

Tell these cisscum who's boss. Don't be afraid to DO YOU BOO.

Love always and forever,
Your Biggest Fan (YBF for short :P)

PS - me and my bff

>>5997058
ah, but this isn't brie now is it? Probably mozzarella, or fakecheese if frozen pizza. Also the butter will only soften the inside, the outside will still be very dry, hard, and quite unappetizing.

>>5997066
chili frito pizza? What the fuck is that?

>>5997069
FREAKS
where do they fing these people

>>5997074
It's from papa johns, I ordered two mediums and sliced the up into my bowl of chili,, pretty good.

>>5997077
in my home country, we would stone these people to death and then pray that God will forgive their souls.
And I would be throwing the first stone that's for sure!

>>5997051

>Hypocrisy in human beings abound.

>>5997086
Mudslime pls go.

>>5997077
They are NOT freaks
>>5997086
Enjoy your cruise missile strike. Terrorist.

>>5997081
WHAT THE FUCK!? I fled the middle-east for this!? You can't be fucking serious. This almost makes me want to go back, at least we had proper food there, unlike this shit! God I miss my baklava.

>>5997094
how would you know NAMEFAG
you are a freak yourself

>>5997098

>This almost makes me want to go back
>go back
No, really. Go back.

>>5997098
I lold. Youve obviously not integrated at all to whatver first world you are in since your talking about stonig apostates. Fuck off to your goat themed farmville of a country

>>5997102
Honey, it's to make people like you not be able to hide from me. I'm here and you gotta get used to it ;p

Besides i'm a freak in bed but that's about it, not that you'd ever get the chance to find out.

>>5997098
Says the guy from the country where raping children is ok.

>>5997086
You sound like someone with fine heritage.

god bless you

>>5997105
yes please! I'd rather be persecuted by jihadists for being christian than this! Either that or France, they're known for good food, unlike this filth!

>>5997115
Ethnocentric fag

>>5996723
Holy shit someone else does this?

This xendra character is more obnoxious than Sceaks drippy nipples.

>>5997021
You're a clever troll, because in addition to the trans stuff, this is also a food hack thread. One has to be familiar with this board in order to understand how much food hack threads are hated here.

>>5996779
Probably not that hard to miss, considering your waist size must go into the triple digits

>>5997125
Most of /ck/ has no clue how to cook from the threads ive seen

>>5997121
Makes elaborate troll threads with a trip on? At least you can pull it off sometimes, op is too obvious.

>>5997125

Oh god, Xendra is one of us. It could be anyone. I don't feel safe anymore. Somebody please hold me.

>>5997119
I'm not saying that your culture is bad, in many ways it's better. But good Lord your food is shit!

>>5997125
Food hacking is just a soliloquy for modifying existing food to produce yummy results. :)
>>5997126
You'll never know my waist size. It's pretty petite for my build though.
>>5997136
Obviously trans? yeah fuck you.
>>5997137
90% of my posts are anonymous. I've been invited over to at least one persons house while on /ck/

>>5996770

>editing out that morbidly obese hand

>>5997142
>90% of my posts are anonymous. I've been invited over to at least one persons house while on /ck/
> I've been invited over to at least one persons house

and that invitation had nothing to do with rape whatsoever (not that I think people would rape a whateveruniquewordyouchose-sexual, but hey, there's /d/ so you never know)

JUST EAT. THE FUCKING. CRUST.

YOU'RE NOT SUCH A FUCKING RETARDED THREE YEAR-OLD THAT YOU CAN'T EAT THE MOTHERFUCKING CRUST!

GODDAMMIT!

>>5997142
>90% of my posts are anonymous

Oh god, which one are you?

>>5997160
Why would I let you know that :3

When you guys don't know my true nature you all are pretty friendly and receptive.

>>5997157
This is just to spice it up a little sweetie. Imagine that gloriously soaked inside and crunchy outside bursting in your mouth. (phrasing boomb)
>>5997153
I don't like that word. That R word.

>>5997163
Oh? You don't like the "R word"? What word would that happen to be? Would it perchance be the word "Rape"?

>>5997157
Butter garlic is my go to crust soaker

>>5997170
STOP. Why are you so vulgar?

>>5997172
Reason! Finally someone talking sense here! This, is sensible. This, is the closest you'll get to a "food-hack". Advice on how to make something tasty, not shit.

>>5997142
You're committed to the bit, I'll give you that. It hits all the right notes, managing to be irritating in very specific ways. The fact that people believe it is astounding, though.

>>5997176
RAPE RAPE RAPEITY RAPE

>captcha: auselo exterminate
why, that's completely right captcha! We should definitely exterminate this fucking retard! After we pay someone to RAPE her that is!

>>5997181
*not sure if it's a "her", so we'll just use whatever this tranny likes to call itself

>>5997184
It's a he.

>>5997176
you're going to need this OP,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SNtgmTO9e8

>>5997181
WOW....you are deranged. You should be illegal. This is why we have cops, to arrest people for saying stuff like this. I bet your white.
>>5997179
I'm glad I hit all the right notes for you ;)

>>5997200
10/10 he does it again

>>5997200
How big was ur za?

>>5997204
XL just like the dicks I like.

>>5997142

>90% of my posts are anonymous.

Sort of assumed that, hence the "it could be anyone." So if you're one of us, why are you intentionally shitting up the board?

You know exactly what you're doing. I get that you're bored, but can you take it elsewhere? Whether you're actually trans or not, you're intentionally being everything 4chan hates for reactions.
Best case scenario here is that people bitch and moan until /ck/ ends up more heavily moderated, which sounds okay until the mods end up being pissy cunts. I don't want /ck/ to go the way of other boards full of overly sensitive mods ruining all the fun.

Please, please go fuck with some other board. I have nowhere else to go.

>>5997208
>you're intentionally being everything 4chan hates for reactions.

There should be some sort of word for doing that.

>>5997200
correction, I am slavic. And you need to check your privilege assuming that I am white just because of something i posted on an anonymous imageboard! Words cannot describe how offended I am! First world bumfucks like you should learn to check your privilege!

I'll give this a 3/10, you've probably legitimately riled at least one person up.

Try harder next time. Put some effort into it.

>>5997213
Ukraine nazi fuck head please go.

>>5997214
Over 100 replies. Xendra is now fazoli

>>5997213
Slavs are amazing))))
))))))))))))
)))))))))))

>>5997211
It's because 4chan is a biggot. Doesn't really matter who I am, 4chan will always hate me for being different.

>>5996723
I'm a tranny too.

And I think you should kill yourself.

>>5997218
And now you think I'm from the Ukraine!? I'm from Belarus, and you have no way of determining my political views based upon my previous post. Oh, and thinking that all Ukrainians are nazis is racist!

>>5997226
>>5997213
samefriend

>>5997227

>Doesn't really matter who I am, 4chan will always hate me for trying so hard to be different.

>>5997208
I bet he puts beans in his chili too.

Sorry, I had to. At least he's obvious enough to be easily spotted as a shitty troll. Hell, him tripping makes it easier to detect.

>>5997223
Close, but no Fazoli.

Another food hack is if you are out of cookies just spread brown sugar on a cookie pan in a thin layer and let it sit out for a bit, it would form breakable chips afterwards that you can eat.

>>5997231
you wish

>>5997240
What the fuck

>>5997240
NO! NONONONONO! That's it! This is such an obvious troll that it's not even remotely funny!

Sugarbricks=/=Cookies

you are literally eating sugar and nothing else

>>5997241
hola baby
how new ?

>>5997245
Dude it's like a sugar cookie, what's the big deal. Pressing struessel mix into balls is a nice snack as well. That's just flour, brown sugar and butter.

>>5997245
Im literally gagging

>>5997251
You're a madman.

>>5997252
But I'm not with you darlin :3

I love flash frying macaroni in cheese for a quick quiche like snack :D

>>5997251
the deal is that it is pure sugar.

cook (kʊk)
verb
to prepare (food, a dish, or a meal) by mixing, combining, and heating the ingredients.
"shall I cook dinner tonight?"
synonyms:prepare, make, get, put together

what you're doing isn't even cooking!

>>5997262
Its called food haxoring

>>5997262
I had to use an oven.

>>5997266
Food haxoring is making fucking cup brownies or using a magical papertowel hut to steam baked potatoes in the microwave.

This is just sad.

>>5997267
Congratulations. You put sugar. In an oven.
Chef of the year anyone?

>>5997273
How is shoving rods of butter into crust not comparable? I thought it was pretty ingenious.

Is it sad because my name isn't barbie?
>>5997275
No I just let the suger dry out on the counter top. I put the pizza crusts in the oven.
>that filter when i go to a pizza buffet
>that filter when I see so many discarded crusts.
fucking wasteful amerilards.

>>5997273
Not even a hack anymore. They sell them in the store

I made pizza egg rolls once. That required cooking too. Instead of mozeralla I used a long stick of velveeta. It exploded in the fryer so I just let it cool and made cheese egg roll pizza soup.

It tasted great and my boyfriend at the time loved it.

>>5997235

Obvious troll is obvious, but it doesn't stop people from responding and bumping the thread, (of which I'm at least half guilty; I'm no saint) causing an absolute shit-storm. I'm sure most of the people here arguing know OP is playing a character right now. They're essentially role-playing right along with OP, who I doubt is naturally as obnoxious as all this, trans or not.

The thread doesn't bother me and if it did, it's easily hidden. What I'm concerned about is the anons who WILL be bothered one way or another and complain until somebody does something about it. Something that could change the board dynamics and culture in a negative way. Besides that, too many shit-posters chase some of the valuable anons away and/or give newfriends the impression that this board is /pol/ or /b/ only with ramen and medium-rare steak. Cancer begets cancer. Xendra probably won't be the catalyst for an overhaul, but s/he's at least one more drop in the bucket.

I just like /ck/ and don't want it to turn to absolute shit. It's not perfect, but it's home.

>>5997292
hear hear

>>5997292
But /ck/ needs to change. Look at all the hateful responses I've gotten. We need to make all of 4chan a safe environment and disband the /lgbtfqp/ containment board.

>>5997298
you do know that there is a reason for the /lgbt/ board right?

>>5997292
Everyone will simply use xendra and namefag hermoniker now during troll threads. Mark my words xendra=persian immortals

>>5997302
Because you savages will text rape them and make a dox attack and possibly even kill them in real life.

>>5997305
Let me finger u while u wolf down crusts

>>5997305
You're annoying as fuck.

>>5997305
no. Because while there is nothing wrong with the topics discussed, they weren't always on topic with other boards. And with increased frequency of such topics, a new board was made to enable people to navigate the site easier and to give those who wish a place to discuss /lgbt/ without distracting people from other boards.

>>5997310
You are borderline harassing me, stalking me through out the forums. What's your problem? Why do you hate trans so much?

Share a food hack or stop harassing me.

>>5997311
I thought it was to keep fags from shitting up gif threads.

>>5997312
oh great. Now you're a drag-queen too.

>>5997314
same shit

>>5997298

>Look at all the hateful responses I've gotten.

You're fishing for them. I don't care if you're trans and I don't think most of the anons in this thread care as much as they let on either. What's ridiculous is going through the trouble to not just mention that you're MtF, but to announce it. You knew what would happen, the same way every female on 4chan who has lurked for twenty minutes knows not to mention their gender unless relevant.

Please stop shitting up our board. Go be a chick or whatever, but don't use it as an excuse to be an obnoxious cunt. It doesn't lend well to the reputation of LGBTQ people at all anyway. So either you're (fucking gasp) lying on the internet or you're a detriment to the movement that could socially benefit you. I don't care either way, but if you're a /ck/ regular, please reign it in while you're here.

>>5997292
Nah, ck is pretty terrible and.always was. Xendra is an obvious troll and will fizzle out because its just too obvious.

Do you remember Sceak? He was a legit fag and shitposter long ago, not even a troll. Like I said, its never been great here but I love all of it.

>see this thread when it's just posted
>ignore it
>come back later on in the evening
>170 replies

fucking hell guys, get it together

>>5997324
I am sceak

>>5997325
But u just bumped it ;_;

>1'st time on /ck/
>see this thread.

Is it usually this entertaining here? if it is then I ought to visit more often.

>>5997336
We could use more estrogen :D

>>5997336
Sauce?

>>5997343
shut up and gtfo faggot

>>5997346
>>>>/B/
Take your CIS self to a thread where you can go be white and proud loud and a big fat mound. or /pol/

>>5997346
BTFO BY QUEEN ZANDER CRUISE AYY LMAO

Don't feed trolls. OP's probably heavy enough as it is.

>>5997324

It mostly has just the right level of shitiness, as far as I'm concerned. Personally, I'm amused by the thread, but it's a bit over the top. I just don't want a moderation crack-down, which has been happening again on a lot of boards. We're in the Nazi death camp phase 4chan's moderation cycle. People trying too hard, such as OP is doing, make it harder to fly below that radar.

This board is typically relatively good at self-moderation, which I find to be a beneficial trait. I just don't want to end up typing my posts in some attic, trying to hide from the Nazis.

>>5997353
>>>>/lgbt/
no, You can take your tranny ass piece of shit back to /lgbt/ or whatever shithole you spawned from

>>5997357
Why do you call me an animal when I do INFACT HAVE A FUCKING SOUL.
>>5997360
So when they come for the gays you don't say anything, when they come on the blacks you don't say anything, when they come for the indians you don't say anything, who will say anything when they come for you?

thank Gaia for barack obama.

>>5997361
NO I WILL NOT SUFFER THE CONTAINMENT BOARD ANY LONGER

>>5997098
please either go back or open a decent kebab shop in my area

>>5997370
le wild hifive.

>>5997345

>>5997368
As a nonsouled spacegender starkin I find your comments about having a soul offensive and triggering. Check your soul privilege.

You've been shitposting this board for four hours now? Go outside for fuck sake

>>5996723

>>5997380
fuck you bitch don't tell her what to do

Can we ban this guy?

>>5997370
As long as the place has good food, I'll go anywhere. As for the kebab my shawarma is decent, but my specialty is pastries.

>>5997392
Ban all CIS...good idea.