/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6048657

OI, boarder jumper gimme a burger'n fry wit an O.J.

>>6048657
breakfast
>huevos rancheros
>two coffee refills
lunch
>chile verde
>side of fries
>ice tea with lemon
dinner
>chile relleno burrito
>picadillo burrito
>ice tea with lemon

>>6048657
order 360 degrees and walk away

>>6048676
I like this order a lot. Me 3 pls.

But I don't like spam!

>>6048657
i have to google nearly everything, cant they explain that stuff or describe it in english like asians?

>>6048657
I have to try the caldillo

>>6048657

>to go order +.10

Oh yeah, I'll eat it here but I'm leaving with your plate fggt.

>>6048680
lol underrated post

Egg sandwich over medium
Black coffee
Yum

what kind of fucking prices are these, jesus Christ

>>6048657
Chile Relleno and an Orange Juice.

I'm just a meat popsicle!

>>6048718

I know right, who the fuck pays twenty cents for a refill?

>>6048718
I noticed that too, the prices are pretty fuckin' high.

Maybe it's some Los Angeles shit.
Nobody in New York would pay that.

>>6048657
do you guys have chicken tenders?
>points to menu
360 baby, mexican is overrated

Breakfast
>Pancakes with the included Toast, coffee and >potatoes Hold the bean please.
>and a glass of milk
Lunch
>I will have the grilled cheese
>A sweet roll
>A small coke,...Oh your out of coke? Hmm >how about a coffee include ... Thanks
Din-Din
>The hamburger Steak, no ketchup, or >anything, just the Steak and the Bun.
>A sweet roll
>A side of fries.
>And a water should be fine.

Tip
>5bucks for Breakfast
>3bucks for Lunch
>4Bucks for Dinner, Breakfast is my favorite

Can anyone translate that Latin on the right so I dont have to pay $5+ for food I could cook at home?

>>6048754
You forgot crab rangoons!
Kill yourself immediately!

>>6048759
Punk! You shouldn't insult Rome by calling that Latin. That's spanglish.

>>6048657
Let's see.....I'd like an egg and chorizo burrito, please, and a grilled cheese. Oh, and a hot chocolate.

2 eggs with bacon, another 2 eggs with ham, black coffee, and OJ.

And a rival place opens up across the street.....

Part 1

>>6048779
Menu, Part 2

Place your orders! Don't waste time on that pit across the street!

>>6048759

from the top down

>meat dick
>meat buns
>freedom clams
>freedom sticks
>pic of a dildo
>bean stew
>inch of "cheese"
>bean stew with weed
>green bean stew
>clitoris
>Californian hair
>Californian pubes

2 eggs florentine, lightly braised ham, chorizo fried in red wine and basil, and a deep fruity chianti

Huevos rancheros cannot be beat. GOTA breakfast. Period!

>>6048754
I had a friend who used to call dinner "din-din".

Bad things used to happen to him. Does anyone want to know?

>>6048779
i'd ask for the grilled ham in a medium honey braise, slow cooked, with julienned chicken strips in an extra thick batter, sided with a locally sourced craft beer and a dill creme fraiche?

>>6048779
>shitty county fair food
>no fried pickles
>not even fried pies or funnel cake

no, thanks

>>6048802
>wanting to eat funnel cake instead of fried mushrooms and the best burgers in town

What are you, some kind of faggot?

>>6048779
Some Y. ST AK SAND and FRENCH F_____15, please.

>>6048779
I'm gonna order the Y. ST AK SAND please. Just so I can find out what the fuck it is.

>>6048835
Seem obvious to me it's a STeAK SANDwich, but I'm still checking my brain wrinkles for an answer as to what Y. might be.

>>6048845
If I remember anything from algebra, it's that Y is almost always 7 and X is almost always 9, so maybe it's 7. STeAK SANDwiches?

Welcome 2 the Shit Pit, how may I take your order?

>>6048917
No, you may not.

>>6048922
Sir, as you can see, I've washed my one good hand. Now how may I take your order?

>>6048917
The burgers must be good.

>>6048934
That looks like my right leg did eight years ago. Its odour was absolutely putrid.

Hi ya'll, welcome to Thelma's Kitchen.
What can I get you for?

>>6048939
Whatever you say boss.

>>6048949
Pulled motherfucking pork, motherfucker. Pinto beans on the side.

>>6048949
fried chicken box with collards

>>6048943
Yeah, my other hand got lost in the fryer. This one's about to fall off.

I might have to use my feet to prepare orders.

>>6048949
burger and fries please and a side of mac and cheese

>>6048949
Okra pudding...?

>>6048657

I''ll take the flyover special, please.

>>6048732

OP here. It's El Paso, Texas, for what that's worth.

>>6049007
No! No! Thank for you choosing Angry Dago's, Home of the Goombah Gabagool. What is order?

>>6049007
Get the fuck out of here with that flyover bullshit

>>6049012
Diarrhea special.
>i know it doesn't say that

I don't know what half of that is. And the other half looks more expensive than I expected it to be.

I guess I'll just take a cheeseburger and fries and a glass of milk.

>>6049029
>milk with a burger

gross

>>6049029
>hurr I don't know what it is so I'm scared

>>6048797
Sure

>>6048917
>American menus will never be this simple or feature prices as low as these again

>>6048732
It would be cheap in Sweden

>>6049032
Sorry, should I make it a soda so you can post the spurdo reaction image I know you're just itching to use?

>20 cent refills on coffee
Fuck this place.

YOU WANT RUNCH SPECIAR??

>>6049044
I don't have any spurdo reaction images, just checked my reaction folder and it's mostly pepe's, some people laughing, a few fedora pics, and some /sp/ specific images.

Not sure what you're getting at, I didn't really plan on using an image. But yeah, a soda would be a more sensible choice than milk in my mind if eating a burger. Then again, I don't drink milk at all.

>>6049057
More sensible? More fitting, maybe, but so much worse for me. This place actually offers other options, so why not go with one? And tea and juice sound like even worse pairings, so... yeah. Might as well go full moo cow.

>>6048657
chile relleno.

and I'm willing to bet my ass you do tamales, so I'll take two dozen of those home.

>>6048990
One okra pudding, coming right up!

>>6049035
Looking back on that post, I feel like it comes off as ungainly humorous, when really it's quite horrific.

I had a friend named Pat growing up whose family was proudly "Irish-American". He used to say really childish, babble type words like din-din and pee-pee for whatever reason. We and our mutual friends all attended the same grade school, and we began having sleep overs in the middle grades...I think 4th to start.

Anyway, we all used to be WWE fans and even watched early MMA stuff and played Mortal Kombat, Pit Fighter, and the like--this was the early 90s to mid to late 90s. Like most young boys, we began having wrestling and boxing matches.

Pat did not fare well, mostly because he was a fat, lurp that talked like a baby that had poor gross motor function and coordination. Also, he always stood up for himself and other, only singling himself out. What's to say? I remember our ringleader, Mike, used to put a pillowcase over Pat's head and strangle him, because Pat was claustrophobic. Or Mike would lock him in the closet until Pat shit his pants and he would be crying. Other highlights include Mike's older brother, Dan, shaving Pat's head and eyebrows while he slept, or Pat falling asleep on the couch at Mike's house, only to be tipped or thrown off the couch at 3 AM and told to sleep on the floor. It's all really ugly.

I remember when Pat's mom called my parents and our mutual friends' parents to tell them that they had found bruises on his body. Of course, Mike had to bring it up at school to shame him. Pat begin to shit his pants in grade-school and high school. Everyone thought that was funny too, but looking back on it, it was because of the abuse.

I don't think there's a lot of compunction, remorse, or sorrow in this post, but I assure you that I wish I had done something for him then. I think we used to laugh because we were afraid of what was happening, a sort of nervous "please make it stop" laughter.

>>6049041
It really is too bad.
>>6049053
Dong, where is my Auto-Mobile?

>>6048657
>2 pancakes, potatoes beans toast and cofee $3.49
how does that stay in business? even tiny pancakes..

>>6048849
I'm not ordering from anywhere that requires me to solve algebra before I can eat.

>>6048779
>Corn Dog
>Onion Rings
>LG Choc Shake

>>6048765
Crab Rangoons are on the menu? Where?

I'd take the hamburger, I guess, since I'm in murika by the looks of it.

Lately, I've been thinking of a "pay by weight" business model - have a buffet row in addition to a small house menu like this, let the folks take their pick, and wa la. Menu building might be hell, though.

>>6049093
... is this pasta? If it isn't, I am led to once again wish that judicial duels were still a thing. Allow a man to settle wrongs of childhood with a two-by-four in a roped ring.

>>6049093
>bullying a fat retard
>not stopping asshole friend from wantonly abusing the fat retard
>playing Pit Fighter

You're a very bad person.

>>6049185
Actually, Pat was gifted/talented. He went on to academic scholarship for high school and college. I have other stories I could tell you, if you like.

>>6049176
No, not copypasta unfortunately.

>>6049193
>Pat was gifted/talented. He went on to academic scholarship for high school and college

Well, at least that's nice. I'd still like to medieval the fuck out of your friends though.

>>6049093
Kill yourself.

>>6048657
One chocolate milk please.

>>6048657
I don't eat at places that don't have free refills, unless they give you the soda or water bottle

>>6048732
The prices are reasonable for around here (New England).
Let's see, I've never had huevos rancheros, I'll try that for breakfast.
Chile Colarado sounds good for lunch or dinner.

>>6048949
Two of everything, and please check that your defibrillator is charged. Gawd, I'd weigh a ton if I had a soul food place like that nearby

>>6049244
"no"
lol sounds like you have moral outrage. wanna talk about it?

>>6048657
>no carne guisada

>>6049208
I'm with you, those ass hats deserve a mace to the brain case.

>>6048949
chicken biscuit, a side of okra pudding cause what is that, a side of cheese grits cause i know what that is and.....fuck it, a side of potato salad too

Chile verde
ice tea

>>6049330
they have chile verde....are they so different?

>>6049608
Yes, actually. One is a beef dish, and one is a pork dish, aside from that ingredients differ. Both are great, but I give the edge to guisada.

>>6048949
Burger & Fries, Add Cheese, Bacon, and Over-Easy Egg to Burger.
A drink of some kind would be nice.
And because we're in the south, mac & cheese.

I would probably get the cheese enchilada.

>>6048657
chile verde burrito
I'm a simple man

I'll have the Big Guy special.

>>6049648
If you eat it all, will you die?

>>6049650
It will be very painful.

>>6049654
for you, I mean

>>6049659
So, what's the next step in your meal plan?

>>6049663
Crashing this plate...with no survivors!

>>6049669
No! This can't be happening! I'm maitre d here!

>>6049676
masketta d

>>6048949

i would have to get the catfish as i've never tried it, but i've also never tried biscuits so i'd have to get summa those.

>>6049680
No. They expect one of us to pay the bill, brother.

>>6048657
By those prices it's obviously city people food. I don't eat in cities because the subhumans who live there can't be trusted.

>>6049012
That place is actually very good, just not worth a trip to the middle of nowhere and an hour and a half wait.

>>6049709
I love Difara's despite the hate it gets. I grew up eating that stuff.

>>6049722
It gets hate because reviewers built it up as the BEST THING EVAR!!1!, so some poor bastard drags his ass all the way to Midwood, then has to wait two hours in a pretty dingy restaurant for a delicious but somewhat expensive pie that resembles a Jackson Pollack painting as much as a pizza. He's left thinking, "Yeah, that was some great pizza, but not worth the ordeal it took to get it."

Dom is fairly hailed as a neighborhood genius. But those suggesting the place is worth a pilgrimage from outside the neighborhood do him a disservice. There's no way a one man show in a run down little neighborhood joint can live up to that kind of hype in a town where great pizza isn't very hard to find. Yes, he does top tier pizza. But so do at least 20 other places in town that are less idiosyncratic and more convenient.

I'm still a fan though. I just wouldn't make a special trip to Midwood to go there.

>>6049806
I haven't lived in New York in 21 years. But, I'd probably visit for old time's sake. My dad used to take my brother and I there all the time as kids.

That being said, there is no shortage of great pizza.

>>6048657
Are those eggs from free range organic fed chickens locally raised? I don't want to go over my monthly carbon footprint.

>>6049815
I'm three years back in Brooklyn after 15 years in Manhattan. Catching up on the old school Italian American stuff (still alive and well in Brooklyn) after years of eating mostly Euro Italian style in Manhattan. Just hit Joe's of Ave U in Gravesend for some serious Sicilian American food. Well worth a half hour subway trip, but I won't be doing that again any time soon. Achingly delicious, but heavy as fuck if you order with any enthusiasm.

>>6048676
I'll take 1 to go

>>6048657
can I get one flautas, 2 bean burrito's and a coffee to go?

>>6049852
I've lived a lot of places, and traveled a lot. As a result, I almost have like an anterograde amnesia or whatever. But other than Difara's, the only other two places I really remember with any clarity are Keen's and Union Square GreenMarket, in terms of food that is. And Russ & Daughters. Can't forget about them.

If I'm ever back, I'll hit up Joe's.

I'd prefer a doner kebab tbh

What'll it be?

Eggs & Chorizo or Picadillo omelet with potatoes, bacon, and black coffee with honey

>>6050785
I'll take 20 steaks, please.

>>6050794
>Brunswick Stew
Thank you.

>>6050785
A Box of Pep w/City Dairy.

>>6050785
gimme the 1 bone steak, and if I find find more than one bone I'm gonna fuck someone up

>>6048657
Chile Relleno w/beans, rice, & tortillas
Fountain soda
cool

>>6048949
One of everything please.

>>6048949
$4 for iceburg lettuce and thousand island dressing? Fuck that place.

>>6048657
spam spam spam spam eggs and spam

Huevos Rancheros for breakfast, Chile Colorado for lunch, and maybe a Rellano for dinner but if not, more Colorado.

>>6050794
I'll take the fried liver and onions with a side of beets, and some oxtail soup.

>>6051482
>going to soul food place
>giving any shit about salad
please

>>6049093
Fuck you guys are creepy motherfuckers if you guys outgrew your friendship with him why didn't you just quit hanging out with him instead of torturing the poor bastard

>>6049193
Tell us your story

*Goes to eat somewhere else*