/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6090405
lol joey not giving a fuck.

>>6090405
>background music
>farts constantly
>didn't even thank the Broeys for the Christmas card
>doesn't even eat the food he's reviewing

Has Joey gone off the rails?

>>6090416
I think this might be the start of the war between team daym and the glorious joey nation.

Also, I think this hasn't been discussed yet because someone acted without pay before it got uploaded

Joey did another #teamdaym mashup and got btfo in the comments again. Poor guy.

>>6090426

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEN8R9vI88Q
11:18

Is this new video a response to all of the comments about him farting in his vids?

>>6090405
While watching this glorious video, I could feel gas pushing on my asshole like an angry snapping turtle. I lifted an ass cheek into the air, and ripped a fart that released the rancid odor of a million dead niggers. The smell-o-vision accurately recreated the experience of having Joey right here in my home. Not wanting to waste a single morsel, I drew in a deep breath through my nostrils and savored His magnificent aroma. I feel as though I have been truly blessed by our Lord and savior, Joey.

Joey is love. Joey is life.

Has Joey gotten to bed ridden stage? I've never had my car in the shop this long.

>>6090405
is he high? Or had just been previously crying...
BOth?

What's your favorite Joeyism Broeys? My personal favorite is "I'M RYAMBLING WHY AM I RYYAAMMBLINGGG!?!?"

>gets a gag gift for christmas
>decides to use it to make a video with fart noises in the background to try and play off farting in that one double down video
I'm on to you joey. I'll never forget that wet fart. NEVER.

>>6090425
There's not gonna be a joey nation if he doesn't acknowledge us in his videos,

>>6090437
oh god dat ASMR bitch at 3:42.
>muh dick

>>6090405
> those fake fart noises
Wtf is he doing

>>6090426
Why are people fucking with that man? He's not malicious at all.

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO REGGIEREGG'S GODDAMN TEETH?

>>6090970
It's a conspiracy!

>>6090453
kek

It's just for fun, gyang!

>>6091356
Dude, really, fuck off. We know you're not Joey.

>He does it for free

http://youtu.be/1yTTEezGZuU?t=2m9s

feels good man

I hope he leaves Team Daym. I do love Joey, but he's coming off as a shill for every fucking fast food place. He's moaning before he's even tasting it.

>>6090469
Maybe it was impounded. Or destroyed in a crash. Joey's emphysemic mom has to drive him around now.

>>6091356

Joey, do a review of 5 guys and reference gamergate!

>>6091460
Joey can't review restaurants without drive-thrus

I love that he's interacting more with the trolls.

haha even Daym is getting BTFO in the comments of that shitty christmas video he made

>>6090416

I'm still annoyed he hasn't shouted us out. Ungrateful bilious bastard.

>>6091011
>fatty detected

Because obese people are fucking worthless disgusting trash. Why don't you go complain about "fat shaming" on your Tumblr?

>>6091798
>All that projection
Ayyy

>>6092125
Top left, BBAAABBYY RRRUUUUUUTTHHH!!!! WOOWOOWOOWOOO!

>>6090405

Can someone post his LinkedIn account? Thanks.

>>6092187
https://www.linkedin.com/in/josephhernandez5678

Looking to hire a personal chef, anon?

Has anyone purchased a Joey shirt?

http://www.zazzle.com/jlh5678

>>6092190
Skills

Menu Development
Food
Parties
Training
Grill
Corporate Events
Food Service
Restaurant Management
Food Safety
Food & Beverage
Food Preparation
Banquets
Gourmet
Flavors
Food Industry


>menu development

When is Joey going to open up his very own hamburghetti joint? He could go the food tuck route and use the truck to buy up various fast food burgers and have a shit ton of canned spaghetti in the truck. if you see this Joey....you're welcome.

>>6092273

>tfw everyone starts to eat and love joeys hamburgerghetti
>tfw for once in his life he is truly happy with things

>>6092247
I would buy the I'm bbaaaccckkk shirt if it said "I'AM BACK".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSbA8A7lrg4

I think everyone should see the first 20 seconds of this video at least once

>>6091814
I don't see any projection.

Are obese people not worthless trash?

>>6090453
Hahahahahahahaha this is the epitome of internet comments. I'm high AF. Lol

>>6090405
>copy pasted wikipedia entry in the description

I'll never understand this part of Joey. I honestly don't think I've ever seen him write more than "LOL!" or a few simple sentences.

Reading Joey's weblog would be like peering into the soul of a madman.

Woah, a saturday review. What an animal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D4-ItzmFR0

Too bad it's probably the overall worst thing he's ever done. He really needs to up his ritalin doses

>>6093302
That was boring as fuck...

>>6093357
Yeah

I seriously hope that was a cry for help because Joey's popularity might not last much longer if he thinks that's acceptable.

It is sort of a bonus review though

has joey lost it?

>>6093302
No Team Daym intro. Did they finally kick him out? Joey's better off without those fucks.

>>6093302

This was fucking dreadful

>>6093379
Yes, or he's just fucking with us

No one fucking makes this face when eating a Hershey's bar.

COME ON JOEY.
COME ON.

>>6093707
>dat shirt
Did Joey get a job at Best Buy?

ITZ HABBENIN

Since Joey doesn't have a truck anymore, does that mean he makes his mom go out and get all of these fast food meals?
Why does she still enable him?

do people like that joey started adding background music to his videos

>>6093814
Awwww sheeeiiiit.

>>6093985
I don't

>>6093814
Noice, Joey really needs to return to his roots and do more food challenges and food mashups.

>tfw the Big Mackerel was the last great joey vid

>>6094020
True, but he could keep putting out Yumbo-tier videos and I'd still be happy

>>6094020
>tfw the Big Mackerel was the last great joey vid

No shit, look at what came next. Joey always finds away to accelerate his downfall, it's amazing.

>mfw Joey finally reveals that Joey's World Tour was a conceptual art project and Joey is actually the world's greatest performance artist

>>6094539
>Joey is actually the world's greatest performance artist
>Joey
>Not Chris-chan
Joey is good, but he isn't Chris-chan good.

>joey singlehandedly made youtubepoop funny again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUT0eta7jXA

>>6093814

I cannot wait.

Even though all his food challenges are fake. The Wasabi and Sriracha one, espeically. He takes in less than a spoonful, and then he is heaving up hoards.

He's doing it for laughs, I suppose.

The pork and Nutella one I might believe, but not the Sriracha or Wasabi ones.

when did joey first start doing the "IIIIIMMMM BAACKKK" thing

>>6096274
This is the video where he first started doing it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIjwsSRdgFI

>>6096313
He isn't an annoying cunt in this video, at all, what happened?

>>6096313
Wow, remember when Joey used to enjoy the food he was eating?

>>6093985

No

>>6096313
That is by far the most normal I have ever seen Joey acting.

>>6091356
>the real Joey would know how to tripfag
>he would intentionally misspell words to convey his speaking style

>>6096343
Problem with Joey now is he's shilling all these fast food places with "This is a 10, get to ___ now and order this. It's off the hook, gang. You won't be disappointed". after only one bite. He's already moaning before he can taste the food.

does joey eat ass

>>6097977
He gave the taquitoes a bad review

No New Monday video???

>>6092495
i wish i was hanging out with you right now...

>>6096313
he went from that to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw1_1rPq2LA

>>6096313
What's with the intro with a guy playing a guitar that apparently isn't related to the music that's playing? How is a man swinging around a silent guitar relevant to food reviews?

>>6098942
I am disgusted by Joey...yet i like him...

>>6099098
I think it's some premade thing on whatever editing software Joey has. Not that Joey ever does much editing.

Where's the Monday video gang?
Is Joey ok?
Did he finally lose it?

>>6099254
If Joey thinks that his pitiful Saturday video is worthy of a Monday video than he has truly lost it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5mfKldPkeI
Monday video is up

Somewhat of a return to form, he doesn't seem so down. Multiple woowoowoos.

>>6099414
>he's got his truck back
woowoowoo! hell yes. I think the reason his recent videos have been so boring is because he was doing the videos in his moms house and didn't want to make a lot of noise.

>tries to come up with luke skywalker quote
>cant do it
>horribly tries to transition it into a "tell me what you think he'd say in the comments"
>tries again
>still cant do it
>starts quoting seinfeld
>says the name of what he's eating nine times before actually eating it
>has to check the box for what its called twice
>still gets it wrong

>>6099414
>blogging
>cooking videos
omg this is a dream come true

>>6092290

This is amazing.

>>6096313
I don't understand, how does he go from this to what 'spergy mess he is now.

It's not like he wasn't getting views, is he really insane or just 'sperging out on purpose for more views/money?

>>6090405
why the fuck does he try to act like some cute 19 year old girl?

>>6099471
Don't know. But it's creepy and gross when an obese man does it.
I wish people were smart enough not to give Joey any attention. His life depends on it.

>>6099469
>>6099471
>>6099474
>acting liek you wouldnt ever have episodes of you acting like a retard
colon blow is from an SNL skit you reweenies. thats why hes being a doofus

>>6099414

That first woowoowoo at 3:00 was the most perfunctory woo I have ever heard him woo. Even his eyes betray his lack of interest in wooing, like an actor dissatisfied with the caliber of his role. But Joey is no Hanks or Cruise stuck playing a clown in an infomercial; no, Joey was born to woo, however painful that prospect may seem.

>>6099485
>thats why hes being a doofus
he acts like this and worse in other videos

>>6099485
It's not just that video, it's all of his videos.

His quirky shtick is super annoying and unnecessary, especially when he can give moderately entertaining reviews without acting like a spastic.

Something tells me, there are a group of old Jewish men, somewhere outside his van, his eyes are always shifty around, waving their cocks around. "Do the bit Joey, or else you gagged again".

Tears in his eyes, he wipes them then turns on his camera. "I'M BAAAAAAAAAAACK".

>>6099498
I have less trouble imagining him riding a sybian than being face raped by jews.
Oh god why am I typing this this, where did I go wrong in life.

>>6099414
>still no /ck/ shoutout
What's going on gang? Come on Joey COME ONNNN

>>6099497
>>6099498
my rights end where your "i feel"s begin

>>6099506
you see? Joey precipitates moments of insight

>>6099536
now I can't get the image of a nacho cheese bukakke out of my head
make it stop

Why do you feel the need to idolize some stupid and ugly YouTuber?
We should make threads about the foods not the people who review it.

>>6099843

He is a competent reviewer, like in this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

>>6090532
>leading our troops in the African content.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5mfKldPkeI
>3:50

>>6090532
I just like when he tries to remember the name of whatever he's eating. Why can't he ever remember it?

>ghost pepper, uh
*checks label*
>chicken, yeah :)))

>>6101410

>ghost pepper is probably from somewhere in the far east
>i think it's from afghanistan

Joey is clearly not the most well-educated man. I think it's funny that he is Mexican but happens to hate other Mexicans. Well...he obviously hates himself too judging by how he's destroying himself eating this shit every day. Look at his fucking clubbed fingers. The guy doesn't have long left.

>>6101410
>>6101464
It's a joke you spergs.

>>6099414

I don't want you playin no foosball boy

Was joey kicked out of team daym?

>>6101502
No, why is this asked every thread?

The members of team daym can be viewed on the right sidebar of Daym's youtube channel
https://www.youtube.com/user/GhettoNN

Used to like this guy then I thought to myself what kind of people enjoy watching this and unsubbed from his channel. He's disgusting.

>>6099414
jesus christ he devours that third wing

I actually wanna try those wings but the only popeyes by me is in the heart of nigville

>>6090405
He got dropped from TEAMDAYM?

>>6101774
Has Joey lost it?

>>6102130

I still got it, gyang! New years video coming soon!

>>6102130

I've still got it, gyang! New years video coming soon!

Should I keep or lose the super-cool music?

>>6102158

Keep it! Im liking the production value slowly going up

>>6090558
>decides to use it to make a video with fart noises in the background to try and play off farting in that one double down video

When did he fart in the double down video?

I like watching fat people eat food myself but Joey is annoying as fuck. He looks like he eats shit.
Try this guy for size
http://youtu.be/jq_bQGnomDs

>>6102158

I want more cooking tutorials.

>>6102174
>production value
You need to watch more YouTube videos from other people.
http://youtu.be/MMBfi6GCcGw

Joey is pretty much the lowest tier of all YouTube food enthusiasts when it comes to production value. It's like complimenting a mentally retarded person for doing 1st grade math.

All the people who are nice to Joey are just patronizing him. They should stop using this guy to feel better about themselves.

>>6102230

Yeah, we should just ignore him or make fun of him instead. Yeah, the world is so cruel and hateful and fat people are so worthless that anyone being nice or pretending to be nice to a fat person obviously has ulterior motives.

Go die in a hole while weeping over the fact that your mother never loved you, faggot.

>>6102286
It sounds true enough. He's disgusting, of course there will be people act friendly to him just to feel like they are kind-hearted caring individuals. Which they are not deep down inside.

Wonder what his Wednesday meal will be?

>>6101410
Finally some enthusiasm from him

Can anyone list the other fat fucks who do food reviews in their cars?
I know of that one Canadian guy and another fat guy with a beard.

Snacks > Daym > Regg > rest

prove me wrong

>>6102303
yep its just Freudian

>>6099414

>>6103246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEfUSt6t3Ps

Guys, I'm putting together a Happy New year Card for Joey.

Please post your nice words so we can get his new year off on the right track!

>>6103446

Nice

Someone should make a ytmnd of this. Is that website still going?

>>6103796

Sup Joey

Happy WOO year.

Love,
/ck/

Joey,

May you have a swingin' 2015!

And may you eat many a tasty food items!

-- The Broeys

>>6103796
Hi Joey, I hope these words find you well. I hope your 2015 really swings, and is off the hook! I'am really rooting for you buddy. I'am also hoping all the haters leave you alone. I'am also wanting to say your videos are the only thing that keeps me going on with this thing they call life, any way I'am rambling. Why am I rambling? Happy New Year Joey!! WooWooWooWoo!!! Peace!!

Joey, you are my hero.

My confidant. Happy New Year, friend.

Hola Joey, that means hello in Icelandic.

I'm really glad you got your truck back.

Hopefully in the New Year, it won't go missing.

(It was probably the same Mexicans who fucked up your order at Wendy's, Joey)

>>6090405
His mentioning of the groovy music has become part of his intro along side I'm a back and ehheeehhh. Kek

>>6103726
god this dude is disgusting. why doesn't daymn put this guy in his videos so people can shit on him for a change instead of joey.

>>6103796
Joey is love. Joey is life. -- signed, Anon

>>6102190
>he doesn't know about the infamous wet fart at 6:48

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFCr-lsuKuM#t=408

Hopefully he likes it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYQTpjHnzVU&list=UUp9CWJyo6pmfUJEmPuGoqAw

Mashed it up a lot quicker though so quality isn't as good.

How big is joeys dick?

>>6104304
12 inches flaccide

>>6104388
>>6104304
That is fucking disgusting.

Anyone got a picture?

New vid guise: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRTXDlD0wgw

Started it up and it was froze on this. I actually thought for a second that Joey had killed himself and his spirit uploaded it on youtube.

>>6104478

Did the bastard shout us out?

Or did he release it before his New Year's wishes?

>>6104478
>back in his room
did his truck break down again?

>>6104486
>>6104478


Joey lied, we died.

>>6104489
>>6104486
>>6104493


Joey lurks here and checks out our posts. If you continue to insult him, we aren't ever gonna get our shout out.

>>6104498
hope he gets sad and offs himself

>>6104478

>TACO BELL's NEW, HAHA GAYNG, not TACO BELL

>>6104486
He totally gives us a shoutout.
5:14

>>6104503

And then you'll off yourself when you no longer have Joe from Joey's super cool food reviews to make fun of.

>>6104508
thats probably true :'(

>tfw joey shout out

>>6104478
>>6104486
>>6104507

Correct!

We been shouted out gang.

WOOO

>>6104518
He looks like he fucked his mother.
You people idolize this guy because he's gross, isn't it? I think Joey threads should be banned on /ck/

>>6104542

I think you should be banned from life

>>6104547
When I think about someone enjoying his life being an ugly fat slob. It makes me wonder why there are people who kill themselves when they had it better.
Well, that Joey guy recognizes this board as a place where there are idiots who enjoy retarded and annoying obese person talking with food in their mouth. You people shouldn't pander to his need for attention.
Every goddamn Joey thread is like a hug box for sad people to comfort themselves.

>>6103796
WOOWOOWOO happy new years joey

>>6104563
This. Joey is cancer.

>>6104563
fuck off chad

>>6104507

Holy shit. We did it, gayng.

I am proud.

>>6104536

Sadepiffy, we know you're lurking. Save this for a future Joey tribute.

>>6104579
>>6104563
>>6104542
>This guy doesn't swing

lol get fukt faget

>>6104478
>4chan /ck/ you guys are umyawzing
>teddy long and the boys at the shelter
he's gonna make it

>>6104725
I know Joey's a big guy and all but you didn't have to make the image that huge.

>>6104720

We have it on good authority. Based Joey is not what he seems. Full of earnesty. Gold take our pride.

>>6104297
>tfw 3 of my posts made it into the video
I'm so happy.

>>6104783

Was planning on putting way more in, but things happened and I had to cut it short. I wanted to give it to Joey before the actual new year.

With the X-Mas card, I had a month's worth of shit.

I assumed most of /ck/ was getting drunk, so no real worries.

Props on getting 3 in there.

I'm afraid Joey is gonna ignore the Broey's again.

Does anyone know when his birthday is?

Do you think he was bodying us when he was started cocking of and saying "mannneee, the BROEYs AMANE"

Put us real down, all we were trying to be were his mates, and he's calling us skags?

Using surfer etiquette when not relevant?

"THE BROEYS AIIGHT MAN"

God damn it Joe, I thought you hadn't lost it.

>>6104783
I thought it was great. Would you be willing/able to make a /joey/ soundboard?

>>6104857

We need to make know we aren't trolling or fucking with him, that's for sure.

I can't do a soundboard, but hopefully that guy can.

Thanks gyang! Happy "woo year!

>>6105039
if this is actually the real joey explain why the fuck you were posting on /pol/

Is Joey going for it, gayng?

>>6105054
actually he would suit a Gestapo uniform quite well

>>6104854
Why does Joey hate us?

:(

>>6104854
I don't think so, the bro in "broeys" probably just made him activate his surfer bro voice

>>6105490
he doesnt hate broeys, hes just careful with 4chinz and all

Holy fuck

I just realized no music

Based Joey

And the first person he shouted out, Luigi Johnson, is a Broey, so we're in there gyang, we're Joey's favorites

>>6104478
he wipes a tear away right after I'm Byaack. ;_;

>>6105054

I used a pretty common word after my numbers sign! I am new here to the food and cooking board!

>>6104478
the weakness of the sauce is over powering the taco. wtf.

I'm not a huge fan, but the more I see this guy the more I sort of like him. I wonder what he thinks of our board, we got shouted out. And I wonder if he knows about or talks to the reviewbrah suit kid. Joey since I know you are with us, keep on doing anything you enjoy and welcome. We're rude as fuck here but don't take this place seriously.

>>6106503

>implyong you are foodie enough to understand hin

Why don't Reviewbrah and Ken and Joey start their own food reviewer cartel? They're all stars, all #TeamDaym has is Daym, they could wipe the floor with him.

>>6107046
you're forgetting somebody
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n90ZTNNm9Ao&list=UUnxuJR3vulpXKX5ULU0H1qA

>>6107046
Review brah is gay as fuck Joey is based.

Fuck Ken.

>>6107315
Agreed. Ken is a fucking jew who tries to leech off of other yt channels, the fucker writes off all his fast food purchases on his taxes.

>>6107357


He's the essecence of what you DON'T DO when reviewing food.

Fucking bilious greedy chickenshit.

>>6107159
Robert Dyer is based as fuck. idk why /ck/ doesn't talk about him more often.

>>6107391
TARNATION BOB
I love Roberts videos too.

>>6107357

Show a vid of this guy being odious rather than just slandering him. Idgaf about him but id rather be entertained by watching him be a prick than just reading you telling us that he is a prick

>>6105490
dirty dan the man rough rider schneider!

>2015
>Joey loses a ton of weight
>His YouTube channel swings
>cool recipes and daily vlogs
>moves out of mom's house
>fucks bitches

>>6107416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqiD4YtHLdE
typical yt begger, says he is giving all the money to charity, but gets free lunch out of it. Also I highly doubt he gives anymore than 25% of his click money to food banks. It's more profitable for him to do a little good for a charitable organisation to trick people into giving him money while keeping the rest for himself. I'm rambling. why am I rambling.

>>6107476
Even if you put that stuff aside, Ken doesn't know shit about food. His vids are crap in my opinion.

>>6107429
We should start a petition to get Joey to play some wacky ethnic side character on one of his shows

>>6107498
we should start a patreon for joey

Ken want's to murder this kid. You can tell he hates him lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjB56aj-fQA

Such an obnoxiously fat fuck. His intro makes me want to strangle a baby to death.

>>6107503
Is that his kid?
I think Ken is just a really serious no foolin around kinda guy. He seems like the kind of guy to be OCD about everything.

i just posted this on his 27 most recent videos.

"You can't be older than 12 years old to like his reviews because calling his videos reviews is just insulting to food critics. All he does is make a few noises like the food is giving him an orgasm then says, "yes i can taste (insert ingredient here), it's very good gang!" No detail whatsoever.

He's also super annoying with his annoying as intro with his Kyles cousin (south park) impersonation in every video, how he purposefully mispronounces the names of ingredients and food, and how he disgustingly smacks his lips when he eats, and talks with mouthfuls of food. So fucking nasty."

>>6107596
>tips autism hat

>>6107600

took maybe 4 minutes and i get to see his fans rage on it, so worth it

>>6107596
sounds like someone's getting kicked off the susscribers list.

>>6107620

jokes on you, i only sub to ken for food reviews

>>6107626
Filtered. :^)

He looks like a fat Joe Rogan.
If he loses weight he'll become a giant douche just like Joe Rogan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQbdBK3Ew0s

He sounds like he's about to cry in this one. I honestly thought he was just gonna get worse from here, but I guess not.

>2 minutes and 50 seconds of Joey farting
we have been blessed

>offthehook/10

>>6104478
>secret meat
w-what?

>>6107644

Yeah thats right you better not report this thread because you know the broeys will fucking kill you

>>6104478
>Making a video for us on New Years Eve instead of having fun
>Crying tears of apprecaition
>Finally rid himself of TeamDaym

This is going to be the best year for Joey yet GUYYYYYYYSS

>>6090405
hes kinda cute :3

Images aren't working so I can't make a thread
Are cast iron pans that are bare on the inside but enamel on the base and the handle any good

>>6109707
they really swing.

I'm new to /ck/

Who the FUCK is this

I feel like any other board would be mocking the shit out of a person like this

OH DUH OF COURSE

EVERYONE HERE'S A FUCKING FATASS AREN'T THEY

that's why you tolerate an obese subhuman like this faggot

>>6109727
>>6109730
lurk moar newfag

New review Broeys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJUuMFPyeuM

"I love space, I was always in space since I was a kid"

>>6109763

Joey must have lost it if he thinks his little spanish guitar at the end of the vid makes up for his lack of Monkey Style-ethos

>>6109763
>#teamdaym in the outro
Goddamnit Joey I thought you were done with those fuckers.

>>6109763
>"I love space, I was always in space since I was a kid"

Has Joey lost it?

>>6109853
I honestly think Joey has convinced himself he spent his childhood flying around through space in his truck because he has repressed all of the trauma he experienced

All of you Joey hipsters shitting on Team Daym are fucking stupid. You probably don't even watch Joey or them for that matter for reviews, they're just not as retarded as Joey so you don't care about them.

>>6109944
Keep crying nignog

>>6109944
If anything, its more "hip" and edgy to hate on based Big Joe.

Go tip your fedora elsewhere.

>>6110148
>hate on

You a nikki minaj fan?

>>6110165
She's okay.

>>6107503
God I fucking hate Ken. What a pathetic excuse for a video. Even if this video is a few years old, who the fuck hasn't had a cheesy gordita crunch, AKA the best item at taco bell.

That annoying canadian accent too. FUCK KEN. And fuck those supreme fries. Get nachos, you fucking canadian piece of shit.

>>6109892

That mental imagery. Shall schoop something when I'm not on my phone.

Joey's World Tour Steam group

http://steamcommunity.com/groups/JoeysWorldTour

>>6110249

>I hate someone because he is Canadian and he isn't intimately familiar with every menu item at a fast food restaurant that is widely known to be terrible

>>6109944
Nice double dubs, and I agree. I mean when people started posting this guy fucking months ago I thought it was all a joke, but it apparently isn't. They then shit on Ken and Daym and build up Joey just to be edgy contrarians because the others have larger fanbases.

>>6109944
>>6110793
I disagree, they're all fucking old and fat so I don't know what you guys are talking about

I still follow Joey more though

Is Joey a monk?

I found this on his facebook

>>6109892

>the title of the Colon Blow video

Christ I cringed.

>>6111137

Fail.

Someone needs to make joey porn. Shoop his head on a nude whale of a man, niggers, do it

>>6110756
The fucker eats fast food several times a week. It would be different if he were a reviewer in China or some shit, but for christsake, hes been to taco bell probably more times than I have.

FUCK KEN

>>6111638
le epik fail amirite redditor bros?

>>6111710

Butthurt memer detected

>>6109782
>>6110165

BITCHES AINT SHIT AN THEY AINT SAYIN NOTHIN

>>6111638
>Fail.

Fuck off, Ken. I never asked for input.

The Broeys are signed, sealed, and delivered.

>>6111638

KEN BTFO

Get off of 4chainz son.

Go back to le epic reddit and eat more Wendy's with Manager Dan, fat sad sack

>>6109763

I can't stop laughing just watching him pop one in his mouth and hold his hand next to his face while he chews so ferociously.

Also, the guitar that kicks in at 4:18 completely overpowers him.

Joey didn't edit audio and look at the resolution he encoded it in. He didn't notice lol.

This episode is a wreck.

>>6090453
HOLY FUCK

>>6092149
HAHAHA

>>6104236
JESUS FUCKING CHIRST MY SIDES

>>6112307
>>6112290

Keep samefagging because no one likes your shitty picture.

>>6113217
Great ad hominem.

>>6092290

these are so fucking funny

>>6092290
"you know...when you get trinkets"

<3

>>6113935

Ebig redidtor new affiest dakins LOGIKIL FALISEE XDDDDDDD

>>6114149
epic fail

>>6112743
love dat guitar tho

New video, Broeys!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKNY5WGXcZw

Why doesn't Joey get excited about food anymore?

>>6115007
>why not
Ever since that heart attack and development of the beetus

>>6115007
>parked in the handicap spot

>>6115007

Only highlights of the vid was him awkwardly staring into close range cam as he exited truck and his off the hook joke "eehhhmm" face.

The intro was shit and he cheated on the "peace" outro by closing his eyes and then smiling as he turned off camera.

2/10 did not swing

>>6115007
joey will kill himself before this year is over
bet on it

>>6115007
GYANANANANANANAN
ANANANANNANANANA
ANNANANANANNANNG

>>6115018
A heart attack would certainly explain a lot
It's not like Joey became this new sad Joey (he was sad before obviously, but in an entertaining way) over a period of time, it can be traced back to one video Subway's Veggie Delite

Joey is going off the rails in the worst way possible.

>>6115039

Has joey lost it?

>>6115043
No shit

In his last video he has said he's given up on making a life here on Earth and intends to go to Mars for the rest of his days. There's no reason why he shouldn't loose it.

>>6115007
I hate him solely for the fact that he's one of those faggots who likes to play up the "california syle maaaan" bullshit. Thinks he's so much better than everyone else because he lives in california.

>>6115054

Hmm it couldnt be that he is mocking that attitude, could it?

>>6115063

>>6115007
he parked in the fucking handicapped spot

>>6115007
damn, is he out of weed?

>>6115007
>handicap parking

>>6115022
>>6115104
>>6115155
>yfw you realize joey is one of those fat assholes who uses his obesity to get a handicap plate

>>6115007
Did Joey say he lives in California?

>>6115066
>those dreamy eyes
would suck him off and swallow

>>6115178
How new are you?

>>6115185
Been here for like 5+ years, but I'm not very perceptive.

>>6115190
Oh, I thought it was common knowledge that Joey lives in San Jose

>>6115193
So what does he do for a living? Are the rumors about living with his Mom true?

>>6115198
His Linkedin says he's currently at a catering company. If it's to be believed, he's actually had stable employment for a while.

https://www.linkedin.com/in/josephhernandez5678

>>6115198
I guess he's still a catering chef. He also might do some personal chef stuff/cooking lessons. I'm sure he gets some youtube money as well.

If I were to put money on it I'd say that he does. There was a video where you could hear an old lady coughing in the background and based on the look on his face it's his mom. Also, he seems more quiet and restrained when he films in his room. Also, he has a call of duty poster and some people consider that proof he lives with mamá

>>6115216
Not that his work history is impressive, but I'm just surprised he has actually experience in the restaurant industry.

>>6115226
>has actually
>actually has
I should probably sleep.

>>6115216
maybe one day #joeynation will take off and he can quit his shitty job and do what he loves doing.

>>6111137
Holy shit

Joey's World Tour

Joey isn't planning on touring this world, he's going to be touring other ones

>>6115269
mind=blown

>>6115269
>Joey has already been touring other worlds, we're just a pit stop
>He's the Guy Fieri of the stars

>>6115293
>>He's the Guy Fieri of the stars
It fits

>the year is 2065
>Report of the week, ken and daym have all died from health problems
>Joseph Hernandez wakes up on his private yacht after a small siesta
>At 90 years old joey needs help getting around so he calls one of his susscribers over to help him get up
>he goes over to his latptop and pulls up his youtube feed and sees all the new videos #JOEYNATION has made for him
>he checks his email and reads all the fanmail people have sent him thanking him for helping them out in life
>he walks over to the kitchen to grab a healthy snack
>as he walks over to the kitchen he walks by a framed picture of the christmas card /ck/ made for him and reminisces
>"these guys saved my life. if it weren't for the super kool guys on the food and cooking board on 4chan I would be dead right now"
>he thinks back to that time 50 years ago in 2015 when he started reviewing healthy food options and started getting exercise
>he grabs a health drink from the fridge and walks over to his bed
>he sits down and turns on the video camera for a review
>"Today i'm reivewing..."
>he stops
>"No" he says out loud. "Today is the day I treat myself"
>He asks his helpers to go to Wendys and get him 4 baconators
>They bring it back and he opens it up for the review and sees they gave him 4 son of baconators instead
>He chuckles to himself "I see those mexicans are still working at wendys getting the orders wrong. Look at this little princess burger!"
>He stacks them all on top of each other and scarfs it down anyway.
>Joey is in a state of pure bliss when suddenly he freezes and grips his chest
>He lets out a final "wooo" and collapses on the bed
>#JoeyNation mourns the loss of their leader but Joey will forever live on in their hearts
Joey is love, Joey is life.

>>6115336
We're all gonna make it, Broeys

>>6115336

That was actually a funny comment!

>>6115054
Can't say I'm not jealous with those warm clear skies and palm trees swaying in the wind.

>>6115336

>>6115336
Joey is love, Joey is life!

So I've been away from /ck/ for a damn long while.....This is satire that got well out of hand, right?
......right?

>>6115007
>parking in the handicapped parking spot

This is the first time I'm genuinely annoyed by Joey. I watched all of his videos and nothing bothered me, this does however.

>>6115198
Probably on welfare.

>>6116107
>welfare
I think he'd be on disability because he's handicapped

>>6115104

Proof?

>>6116219

It's called watching the video you blind idiot.

>>6116219

>>6117778
>>6116305
To me it looked more like he was parked across the lane from the handicap spot than it looked like he was in it.