/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6102855
Sure, like a gingerbread house or whatever

>>6102855
but of course

>>6102855
ofcourse we can

>>6102855
That face when I built my own house.
Feels good.

i could probably build a decent shack out of debris once the dollar collapses and war turns my city into a wasteland.

Roof plumber here, been around manual trades all my life. Done mechanical engineering, fitting and machining, metal fabrication, light vehicle snd heacye diesel mechanics. Feels alpha man

>>6102855
Sure. Punch trees, set up a crafting station and build some tools, get a furnace going, but if you're lazy just find four existing trees in a rough rectangle, take down the leaves, fill in the walls and ceiling, and there you go.

You can also punch chickens and put that delicious raw chicken in the furnace.

>>6102855

I can do drywall, electrical work (I *can* do it but I'd rather not, as I'm an amateur and don't want to die), home automation, basic plumbing like installing toilets and other utilities, etc. I took architectural drafting in high school.

So, no.

Actually yes, I probably could. Worked seven years as a mason, two as a plumber, and on top of that my father is a general contractor and I grew up helping him build and renovate the house I grew up in. Naturally I'm not licensed to do any of this stuff professionally, but if the question is simply do I have the skills to do it, yes.

>>6102914

That's basically the position I'm in. I grew up working with my uncle (stonemason). I worked in construction to help pay for college. I've had plenty of experience with home renovation/remodeling, electrical, plumbing, etc. I've done concrete work, framing, laid brick. I can operate a loader and excavator very well and I am passable with a bulldozer. I certainly have the skills to do it but no, I'm not licensed.

My mum said I can do anything.

>>6102855
So..
>a one person, one day, job that the average person can with minimal experience could more or less complete but a master would outshine them, and is one part of a larger process invloving many professions
>vs
>a multi person, multi week, job that the average person can with minimal experience could not complete, and is its own process but also the product of a much larger proccess involving many professionals...

Yes, I can paint.

>>6102855
Feminist/girl power/dumb whore logic. I should act offended when some dumb broad asks me if i can "fix her car" can you build a highway?
Fucking hell. Paper thin skinned women are the worse.

>>6102855
Unlike women, if men can't build a house they'll figure out how to build a house.
Women will be unable to build a house and then blame someone else for being unable to build a house.
Perhaps instead of a person criticising others in order to mask their inability, a person should instead focus on improving their skill set.

Yeah, sorta.
Nothing too amazeballs or anything, but I can build (and have), like, doghouses and treehouses and birdhouses and stuff. Those count, don't they?

>>6102855
Why would you assume someone asking if you can cook is treating it as something women should do, rather than a basic life skill everyone should have?

>>6102974
>amazeballs
kill yourself

>>6103012
What, again?

>Mfw im a girl that can cook and build a housr

>>6102855
Why do people go on Facebook just to get angry at each other?

>>6103076
Cus they arent smart enough to do it here

>>6103068
But can't type. Sad.

>>6102855
I helped build a house from ground up about 10 years ago

>>6103078
Ya my one downfall

But surely anyone can cook. It's more a question of how wide a variety and skill level can you cook. Also although we pretend we're living in a world where men and women are equally likely to be interested in cooking or computers, we are not. Many more women than men are skillful cooks

>>6103080
Must be a big house. Good luck man

>>6102855
Been building houses/additions since I was 12, love plumbing. I don't wire much because me and electricity have a thing, and it hurts, can o though in a pinch.

>>6103087

>>6102855
>Mfw did stage crew in high school
>mfw theatre manager for 2 years
>mfw did basics of plumbing, electricity, drywall, and of course building with wood and power tools

>>6103086
but thats not true. i literally do not know a single woman under 40 who knows how to cook anything but the most rudimentary dishes. Everyone I know who cooks is a man.

>>6102855
me and my dad could have a go at it I reckon.

>>6102855
I can do the wiring, Ethernet and I am certified to terminate fiber.

>>6102855
>Let's see you try to prepare an extremely complicated four-course meal then.

>>6103132
Me can do much things.

>>6103068
Rawr we can build a waffle cabin together

>>6102868
Samantha can probably cook high protein dishes and lift the material needed to build a house.
Be still my heart.

>>6102855
I can build a rocket, sometimes they blow up, sometimes they fly but fall into a river, that's pretty funny, from time to time they do what I indend for them to do.

>>6102855
lol nope
i'll pay some faggot to do that for me

>>6102898
kek

>>6102868
I'd lick her sweaty asshole after she's done at the gym if you know what I'm saying

>>6103205
>her

Guy here, I can cook and if need be I could build a house. Would it be any good, that is the real question. I mean its basically like big legos right?

>>6103209
get a load of this guy uhohoho

>>6103233
hes right tho

>tumblr will deny this

>>6103239
Samantha Wright is all woman

I was a housebuilder in my summers in high school. Am a personal chef to a rich guy now.

>be me, 18.
>working on a condominium complex with 150 of the exact same units.
>clever boss decides to pay us by the wall, not by the hour
>rushing to pound out as many framed walls as i can
>accidentally shoot a nail through my hand (fleshy part betwen thumb and index finger) and nailed myself to a 2x4
>bleed like a stuck pig all over the 2x4. literally painted with blood.
>boss comes over, uses back of hammer to pry my nailed hand off the wall.
>raises wall and puts sheetrock over the still wet blood.
>Tl;dr somebody owns a condo with like half a pint of my blood in the walls

>>6103115
The reason my girl and I got together was that we had beautiful kitchen rhythm.

And sex. Kitchen sex.

>>6103209
>her

>>6103077
Amen my brother, Btw I like your dubs :-)

I can but not licensed.
If any girl uses that logic to think it's witty to ask if a guy can build a house just know they cant cook and are buttmad about it.

I'm a framer. And I was a line cook for several years.

I'm also a spic. And most spics around here work in construction or restaurants. Or both

This is just a troll right? Can't imagine the logic behind a Facebook post like that
Everyone could cook doesn't mean you can cook well
Just like of could build a house even though it would just be a cardboard box with a dog bed inside

>>6103524
Spics aren't welcome round these parts I reckon

>>6102855
building a house is easy
just take a bunch of 2x4s lay them out on the ground 16 inches apart nail another 2x4 to the ends nail on plywood do this 4 times stand up the walls plop some plywood on top you now have a high Brazilian shit shack

>>6103589

This is exactly what religious missionaries think.

>>6103418
>do it for her

>>6102932
under-rated comment

>>6102861
underrated

>>6102855
I can't do the electrical work or the plumbing but I can pour the foundation and build the structure. My grandfather and I built his house about 5 years ago. This doesn't really bother me though since I can cook better than my wife anyhow and I don't build houses for a living. Cooking isn't the same as building a house though I agree.

>>6102950
Misogynist/bro power/dumb beta logic. I should act offended when some dumb faggot asks me if i can "make him a sandwich" can you build a restaurant?
Fucking hell. Paper thin skinned men are the worse.


>pls respond

I've built a shed and a dog house before. Both are still standing

>>6102855
Yes, I could. My dad did, and I've done most of the work on this house. /diy/ is my second home.

In fact I'd be better at building a house than I would at cooking.

>>6103244
>personal chef to a rich guy

That's a complicated way of saying "twink"

>>6103944
PLS BE IN LONDON

>>6103568
Any spic that admits to being a spic is a good spic and has my vote.

>>6103962
"Twink" just means "thin and young."
You're looking for "houseboy."

http://www.journalism.nyu.edu/publishing/archives/livewire/life/houseboy_gilber/index.html

I think I could build a wooden shack without any problems.

I built a log sauna with my granddad couple years back, so I think I could manage to make some sort of hut by myself.

>>6102855
I am currently thinking of how much a house built by me would suck. Like holy shit, it wouldn't even stay upright.

books on cooking exist
books on construction exist
given the proper time, tools, and materials I'm confident in my ability to complete both

>doing anything with your own hands
It's like you people don't know how to delegate.

>>6103068
will you be my very own qt gf

I can't follow this logic, but I'm sure if I could, I'd still be wrong.

>>6102855
Well, why would I want to be with a girl who can't cook? That's like not being able to do laundry. There are some things you should know how to do by the time you are 15 in case my mom dies and leaves you with a brother and you live with your grandma who can't do jack shit.

>>6106451
>How dare someone tell me I should do the thing I want to do

>>6106493
Are you seriously that dumb? It'd be like if you wanted to be a carpenter and people said yeah to build me a little birdhouse bitch.

>>6106513
But women are traditionally the females of the house. Females cook and feed the family the things that they do cook.

If this female of the family wanted to be a carpenter, she would still be told to go make a kitchen, because that is what she is good for. They didn't know she wanted to be a carpenter the whole time.

>>6106523
>women are traditionally the females

>>6106523
>But women are traditionally the females of the house

I get what you're saying but damn you should have worded that a little better

>>6102861

when i was just a wee one, id always wanted to learn how to cook so i could learn to make a candy house. that dream died silently and all i do is fry stuff

>>6106457
DO YOUR OWN DAMN LAUNDRY SHITLORD WOMEN DON'T EXIST TO DO YOUR LAUNDRY!!!!11!

>tfw carpenter.

>>6106655
I'm a lonely grill who would love to have my own lonely neckbeard to do his laundry for him and make him smile. I would even use that special fabbric softener that makes it come out so fresh and clean and soft... but I'm also probably insane, so there is that.

>>6106655
The help does that. I pay her 30K annually, so she'd better do the damned laundry.
TBH, she's not that great at washing dishes or clothes and stuff like that, but I keep her around because it's difficult to find new help. Or, rather, I'm not terribly trusting about having strangers rummaging through my home to clean things.

the joke is that both genders can, but only one gets paid for their skills

>>6106655
and yet this person will turn around and be like "but it IS your responsibility to be a good father"

god forbid you expect a good wife. that would be unfair

>>6106513
"No, there's no way I would try to improve my carpentry skills with a simple bird house, it would get in the way of my carpentry career"

>>6106676
You can do my laundry anytime m'lady

>>6102855
Nice double standards on gender roles there OP

>>6103151
How autistic can one feminist get?

>>6102855
Yes I can. Hell, I can even design it.
I can do the plumbing and wiring too.
Add into that, I can cook, make six figures, can do most repair work on my vehicles and equipment, Bitch, what are you bringing to the table?

>>6102855
The difference between the two is that one is a day-to-day task that every even-minimally-competent adult should be able to do. The second is a once- or twice-in-a-lifetime experience that generally requires significant outside help.

But yes, I can build a log cabin. I bet that bitch wouldn't settle for less than a waterfront custom-architecture mansion, though. So she can just go off and die alone and unwanted by any sane man.

>>6107665
This.

The cooking equivalent would be husbanding/raising/feeding/slaughtering all the animals, growing the fruits and veggies, pressing the oils, churning the butter (giggity), constructing the oven, running gas lines to the oven, building a fridge and the compressor needed to keep it cool, etc. etc.

>>6107714

Not to forget build the house around it so you have a kitchen oh wait

my boyfriend of over 8 years will fucking starve himself if I'm not home, even though I have shit that can be microwaved

I'm a sous chef at a fine dining restaurant.

I just make fun of him for it. Who cares unless they're an intolerable cunt?

>>6102855
Naw, but I can cook

>>6103944
But...that's the exact thing the Facebook bitch said but you know seriously. How is you rewording that post into the same thing the Facebook bitch said suppose to be a witty retort? You would have came out looking smarter just calling him a woman hating neckbeard faggot or something.

>cu/ck/s

For Man or Woman.
Not knowing how to cook, is a serious disadvantage, and your diet will suffer because of it.

>>6107776
why aren't you married yet?

>>6102855
I am confident I could build a log cabin, so I think that counts.

I can also cook.

So many women have literally no life skills.

Define
>building a house
Are four walls and a roof a house?
Or does it need electrical wiring, flowing water and all that useless bullshit?

>>6106451
>edited
>still has spelling errors

>>6102855
>tfw about to have my bachelor in surgery and medicine
>tfw I worked home construction before that
>tfw I cook constantly and I almost went for that as my career rather than MD all those years ago

bitch, I can build a house, cook a meal, and be a fucking doctor

what can YOU do?

>>6108353
4chan : where everyone is a house doctor master chef and 7 foot 12 and has 6 penises to pleasure his 6 supermodel wife mistresses with

>>6108357
nah this time's it's real

>>6108363
We're sure it is.

>>6108357
While watching Chinese cartoons I may add.

>>6108353

>>6108353

Yeah? Well try having periods and babies, then we can have a talk about actually difficult things!

Building a house is easy, might take me a year or so and a lot of money but any idiot can do construction.

Even people who can't learn English can build houses and shit. I could do it eventually, but that's not something you would really pick up normally growing up.
A lot of normal families have the kids help with cooking. The first thing I had to learn was box mac and cheese which needed measuring out ingredients because it had a simple recipe to follow, like baking a house.

>>6108411

what's difficult about having a period? my understanding is that it happens to you automatically, no effort required?

>>6108470
The true difficulty of periods was the period of time where no period medication was around.

>>6108470

That's just such TYPICAL man-talk. It's insanely difficult to have your period in this day and age
>have to find loose-fitting pants that won't put any pressure on the groinal area that are still good-looking
>have to wear a lot of perfume to cover up any potential smells
>have to find excuses when you have to go to the bathroom
>cramps
>being a woman in general which is a requirement for menstruation

Nothing is harder than this.

>>6108472
>period medication

What the fuck is that? I have a wife and I have no idea what you are talking about.

>>6108482

How about carrying heavy weights of construction materials up onto the top of a house huh?

>>6108482
>have to look good
>have to smell good
>have to find excuses
aren't those just things you do because you're afraid to tell people you're on your period, as in, they aren't required by anyone and you're just too insecure
>being a woman in general
I'm sure those things are hard, but wait
>being a woman is hard because you have periods
>having periods is hard because you are a woman
isn't that just self fulfilling
>cramps
that probably sucks

>>6108482
>>6108411

I know this is a joke but it's amazing how often women try to throw this shit out as an excuse to why it's so hard for them.

>I just throw back that because men can never get pregnant we'll never know the pain and for all we know they're just over reacting

It's a logical fallacy I know but they get super butthurt about it

>>6108494

How about doing that while you're having a baby, huh?
And even if you aren't currently in labor, do you know how difficult it is for a woman to find a man who can carry things for her? It takes longer finding him than carrying the things up there.

>>6108501
meh theyre kinda right tho, i wouldnt want to be a grill, i prefer being warrior caste.
then again i never experienced not being male.

>>6108503

>How about doing that while you're having a baby, huh?

Ok, you got me dead to rights

>>6108504
If you think that you're a warrior or in some caste then you're not, you're some chump negro from india.

>>6108534
>taking things literally
>what is evolutionary gender specialization
stop posting.

No, but cooking's a lot fucking easier. Everyone should have at least the basics down.

>>6103205
>you mean after some nigger busted a nut in her ass?

>liking coalburners

You're a cuck m8

>>6108543
No. Just remember, you're posting English in the USA.

Piss off negro.

>>6106451
>funny joke for you

BANE ?

>>6102855
I can build a house, I don't think it would have electricity or running water but I could make a really really shitty house. But a shit house is still a house.

checkmate atheist marawanna smokers

>>6108564
Don't forget waste disposal, sewars and such.
Niggers always forget those so live in their own shit.

>>6108564
>>6108573

None of this stuff is rocket science. You could fix a car engine with some youtube videos if you had the time.

>>6108560
thats funny coming from you considering your reading disabilities :^)

>>6108579

You can do and learn everything with YouTube videos.

>>6108573
yes, it would be a very shitty house indeed

>>6108579
Niggers can't conceive of waste disposal, so rocket science is way out of their capability, so is any kind of engine let alone a youtube video.

Society really is crumbling, isn't it?

Considering both men and women are trying their damndest to drive each other away?

I helped build my house, including carpentry and electrical work. So close enough?

And I just cooked a huge homemade lasagna.

I can't build a house by I run my own veterinary practice if that counts for anything.

I don't care if you're a girl or a guy or a trap or a reverse trap or a fucking tumblrgender. If you're living on your own and don't know the basics of cooking small meals, you should whip yourself the fuck into shape.

>>6103076
Normies gonna norm.
>>6103077
>wanting more normies here

test

Give me some manpower and I can pobably put together a basic house without ventilation, plumbing, or power.

>>6110087
You'd do well as a builder in the southern states.

>>6102855
building a house is not comparable to cooking
a more appropriate question is "can you do a tune up"

>>6103086
the best chefs are all men
men cook as a career
women do it because they aren't good enough for anything else

>>6103076
Why do people go on 4chan just to get angry at each other?

>>6102855
I can pay to get a house build. got that dosh

>>6102870
this guys face makes me chuckle

>>6102855
>can you build a house

I'm living in the house I built.

Can you cook?

>>6102868
Indeed it does feel good.

>>6110672
Actually that might be a female character.

>>6110795
And my pants just got tighter.

>>6110795
iz dat sum chloe camilla?

as someone who has both cooked and done some minor construction work, I would slap that bitch upside the head. even being an assistant on a minor job was a much harder, longer job than cooking a multiple course meal for dozens of people. if I had relatives with a restaurant, I'd work for them instead of the ones with houses that need remodelling any day

>>6110818
My ex-girlfriend looks a lot like her.

It weirds me out to no end,

>>6110889

I have an ex who looked like Ariel Rebel, fapping to her shit really bothered me.

>>6106676
be my gf then

>>6102855
>extremely complicated 4 course meal

>>6107809
This is the correct answer.

>>6102855
>mfw she can't cook nor aid in building a house