/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>spread butter on two pieces of toast
>two pieces of swiss cheese
>any kind of sandwich meat
>face the buttered sides of the toast on the outside, cheese and meat on the inside
>place it on a warm frying pan
>flip when the toast is brown

>>6126622
>white bread
>mayonaise
>2x american cheese

not even kidding.

I usually get a footlong with ham on Italian herb bread with lettuce, tomato, onion, olives, and jalopenos with honey mustard sauce.

Also this happened yesterday:
>walk in
>see new guy working
>he's nervous as fuck
>ask for above
>have to keep repeating myself
>sometimes even need to point to the ingredients that I'm asking for
>trying my hardest to not sound condescending
>keep telling him he's doing a good job
>he's putting on much more meat and salad than they usually do
>can barely fold it closed when he's done
>get to the register
>he asks me what he just made
>I remind him (footlong ham) as I hand him a $10 note
>show him my loyaly card (10% discount)
>he's pressing buttons but doesn't know wtf he's doing
>stands there dazed and confused
>hands me back my money and says "on the house"
Free dinner!

two brown bread toasted

slather margarine on both

put honey on one and marmite on the other

eat separately

has to be that real good shit bread with the seeds and that

you can use butter but that shit don't spread it just fucks up your toast fuck that shit

>>6126622
When I'm making sandwiches at home, I like a BLT or tuna fish salad. It's easy to cook some extra bacon at breakfast, or to mix a can of tuna with some mayo. Then all you need is lettuce, tomato, onion and pickle. A jar of pickles will last a few months in the fridge, and everyone has onion. So getting a head of lettuce for a $0.79 and a tomato for a dollar and some change is nothing.

>>6126665
Hey man, it's okay to post your favourite sandwich, OP didn't say it had to be from Subway

>toasted whole grain bread
>bacon
>lettuce
>tomato
>fried egg with slightly runny yolk
>mayo
>pepper
>parmesan cheese

>>6126712
I saw an opportunity to tell my lame story about a private win and went for it. dwi.

My favourite sandwich is probably just a basic egg and lettuce. Nice and simple.

Today I cooked a chicken breast with some garlic, salt, and pepper, and melted some swiss cheese on top.

put it on a sandwich with some mayo, red onion, tomato and lettuce.

>ohmyholyfucksogood

probably way better than getting some fast food someplace... and cheaper too. Now if I can keep reminding myself of that.

I really like the Reubens the McDonald's McCafe have been making. There's horseradish in the sauerkraut.

>Spread Miracle Whip on two slices of Potato bread
>Put lunch meat turkey and Doritos on bread
>Close bread
WA LA

>>6126740
What do you do with the leftover onions and tomatoes?

>>6126758
stop that

>>6126763

Save them for another day. I am sure I will use them in something soon enough.

>Croissant, cut in half
>Tomato
>Lettuce (iceberg)
>mayo
>tomato (i love tomatoes)
>spam, cut into thin slices, fried on pan
>egg, scrambled
>kraft singles or no cheese
put it all together.
if feeling lazy just chop it all up and mix in a bowl.

>>6126774
Do you wrap them in plastic or something? I always feel weird doing that for a half onion or half tomato

>>6126758
my god man what the fuck are you doing

Prosciutto, havarti, onions, spinach, Miracle Whip, tomatoes.

>>6126801
Oh, on wheat.

>>6126801
>>6126803
>spinach
baby spinach*

I used to work in a local grocery store deli, this is what I made myself for lunch every day. Still goddamn amazing every time.

>roast turkey breast, thick slices. Ideally carved while still hot.
>muenster slices
>romaine (or any lettuce, as long as it's leafy and not the shredded garbage kind)
>tomato slices
>cucumber slices
>toasted portuguese or ciabatta roll

On its own it's pretty good, but the best part is the sauce. Our deli made a special buffalo bleu cheese sauce, it was just Ken's bleu cheese dressing and Frank's red hot mixed together, I can't remember the proportions they used but it's probably about 2 Ken's:1 red hot.

You can spread it on the sandwich, but it's better eaten like a french dip.

>>6126779
Just wrap the onion in foil and keep it in the fridge.

Monte Cristo.....maybe a club.

Hard surface, crusty and tough bread with thick slices of turkey, sharp cheddar, tomato, shredded lettuce and a condiment like mayo or something water-laden. Definitely never anything shitty and gay like in OP pic with peanut butter and jelly.

Peanut butter & Jelly = choke on a dick, faggot.

>>6126722
jesus this
i cant tell you how much i love this

My favorite sandwich is probably a banh mi from any handful of places.

>inb4 meme food

I lived next to a couple of banh mi places that had a drive through over a decade ago. Never been able to replicate the bread at home though.

For at home shit, I've recently been doing toasted, seeded rye, mayo, coarse dijon, braunschweiger, pickled zucchini, tomato slices, and red onion. It could use a bit of tweaking, but it's been hitting the spot these past few weeks.

The liverwurst also helps counteract the negative effects all the alcohol has on the old liver.

Grilled cheese with ham, dijon and tomato.

>white bread
>mayo
>bologna
>Barbecue chips
dont knock it till ya try it

the cuban is the only correct answer

>>6126622
white bread
skippy peanut butter
nutella

>>6126651
Why would you toast the bread before frying it?

Anyway, turkey, ham, tomato, pepper jack, lettuce, wheat bread, mayo...simple but I like it

Butter then vegemite. Sometimes a slice of cheese too.

>>6126722
this guy gets it

>>6126801
>>6126803
>>6126807
>Prosciutto, havarti, onions, baby spinach, Miracle Whip, tomatoes, on wheat.

One of these things is not like the others.

>>6127372
What's wrong with Miracle Whip, and I mean really...do you have an explanation for why it tastes bad or are you just shitposting because it's not fancy.

>>6127380
>All those other fillings
>Delicate flavor of Havarti & baby spinach
>Cover them in Miracle Whip

Makes perfect sense.

>>6127389
Who said anything about covering them. A light layer of mayo, or even Miracle Whip benefits any sandwich.

>>6126622
>irish soda bread
>marmite
>sharp cheddar

comfy as fuck

>>6127395
>A light layer of...Miracle Whip benefits any sandwich.

No.

>>6127402
Yet you can't explain why not. Shitpost/troll.

>>6127410
>Yet you can't explain why not

Oh okay, let's play your game.

A light layer of baby turd benefits any sandwich.

Prove me wrong with an explanation for why it tastes bad.

>white bakery bread
>toasted
>apply vegemite
>apply 2 cheese slices

noice

>>6127415
miracle whip is just light, fluffy mayonnaise
if you don't like it then don't eat it and go away

>>6127415
It's fecal matter. That's an intelligent response, learn from it.

>>6127419
>miracle whip is just light, fluffy mayonnaise

Miracle Whip is not mayonnaise and contains none of the ingredients of mayonnaise. It's white trash spread.

My point, that you simpletons can't seem to grasp, is that why in the fuck would anyone bother to put some good ingredients in a sandwich and then cover it in fucking Miracle Whip instead of actual mayonnaise? The only possible explanation is that they're some sort of idiot with no respect for themselves or their food.

>>6127420
>It's fecal matter.

What's wrong with that?

>toast
>over-easy egg
>ham
>tomato
>mayo

God tier breakfast sandwich

>>6127276
toast is just another way of saying bread slices in merica

I'm drunk and almost out of food so I just threw together some ingredients at random. Eating the result right now, not bad.

>white bread
>sliced deli turkey
>grated Italian five cheese
>pesto
>caesar dressing
>smoked sea salt
>kettle-cooked chips on top

>>6127420

Your response doesn't address the question. You're supposed to be explaining why fecal matter tastes bad.

>>6128226
Not that fag, but we're programmed to find the taste of fecal matter to be disgusting. It's so we don't eat it.

right. get 2 slices of wonder white bread. butter each side. get a few slices of silverside plop it on then smear some pickle relish on the other slice. best sandwich you will ever fucking have you fucking stupid cunt fucking shit nigger fuck

>>6126622
>whole grain toast
>butter
>cold cut ham
>cheese
>pickles

I like light sandwiches

>>6127426

Holy shit. I'm reading through this board and I usually lurk but why are you so unbelievably rustled that someone likes miracle whip on their sandwich? Different strokes for different folks, co/ck/face.

>The only possible explanation is that they're some sort of idiot with no respect for themselves or their food
>if you like miracle whip on a sandwich you must like baby turd

Like, does it really bother you that much? Fuck, man. I've seen some shit on this board, but this takes the cake. I hope it's bait.

>go to Tesco
>buy finest smoked salmon and cream cheese sandwich.

Alternatively, the scooby doo.
>buy extra thick bread
>butter two slices
>put tuna on it
>put sliced cheddar cheese on it
>cucumber slices
>tomato slices
>lettuce

It won't fall apart if you use extra thick slices. For bonus points, make it look like the actual sandwiches from that show, add slices of meat, and add ludicrous stacks.

If you followed the latter, then the final step is to wonder why you made something that's nice impossible to eat unless you dislocate your jaw.

>>6128206

no it's not

Just one thing, anons. No matter how high you are, or tripping on acid for that matter, do NOT make a turkey, banana and hot sauce sandwich, no matter how much of a great idea it seems like before you actually bite into it.

trust me on this one.

Call me weird but a coleslaw sandwhich is fucking immaculate with nice quality deli-ham or roast chicken, mmmm

The Ratchet Future games BTFO anything Naughty Dog put out in the last 8 years.

>>6126622
Fuck you OP now I'm going to make a PB&J sandwhich. I hope you get SARS.

GABAGOOOOOL

>>6130093

yes. fucking prime.

also turkey, gravy, stuffing, cranberry, fresh crisp lettuce on dry rye toast, fuck me running oh god yes.

>>6126622
Not big on too many sanwiches, but the ones I do like are cheesesteaks with onions and provolone, or a meatball sandwich, light on the red sauce with onions and mozzarella cheese. I like a dunked Italian beef, or a Brat or Itslisn sausage sandwich with green bell peppers and onion with spicy mustard.