/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6150788
>Both of them have some nasty bitter taste
I'm sure you're just having shitty fruit, it's gotta be ripe, man.

Those are two of the sweetest foods around. How the fuck do you get bitter? Unless you're eating unripe cucumber or the watermelon rind.
In which case, you one dumb nigger.

>>6150790
Everyone says that, but I've had plenty of ripe watermelons and cucumbers. My wife eats a lot of both of them when they're in season. I have both of them in my house at all times during the summer. Yet, they all taste horrible to me. I keep trying, but I don't know why at this point.

unfortunately I cannot stand the taste or smell of eggs. when i was a child i blacked out from it once, sometimes I still cold sweat or see spots if I can smell eggs cooking too strongly.

They're useful to bake with, though. I like a rich pastry cream, meringue, or similar as well, so long as the egg taste doesn't come through

It's a pain. eggs are a good cheap protein and it sucks to not be able to eat them. also I often gag in diners at breakfast or when my roommates are making eggs for breakfast to the point where I need to leave the apartment. I try not to mention this though, it's a source of embarrassment.

>>6150788
Loves ketchup and pickles tho.

For me it's a pear. Pass on a pear

>>6150829
Haha. Thought it was a tomato.

Ok. Likes watermelon Mambas

>>6150820

>>6150820
cooked eggs do smell like really bad to me as well. particularly cooked yolk.

I can eat over-easy or poached, as long as the yolk is completely uncooked, for breakfast with other stuff but I am still never psyched about the flavor of the cooked white. its mostly just about that golden liquid its hiding.

put me down for anything sauce or dessert with lots of egg though. except french toast due to that cooked eggy taste ruining it.

I dislike eggs unless I can't really taste the egg-y flavor.

I like ketchup and tomato puree and stuff but hate the texture of raw, sliced tomatoes.

I like surimi more than real crab.

>>6150847
>surimi
I have like a 4 pound bag of that shit in my fridge as I speak. I thought I was the only one who prefers it to real crab.

>>6150820
Hitchcock, please

>>6150788
Similarly to you, I absolutely hate the smell and flavour of watermelon. Too sweet plus some other stuff that I can't identify but makes me sick.

I don't like poached or hardboiled eggs or pretty much anything where people use white vinegar. The heated vinegar + water smells like douche water and is vile and really puts me off to eating whatever it might be.

That said, I like poached and hardboiled eggs otherwise.

Another one is coffee, just the stench of it gives me a stomach ache. I used to have to walk by a starbucks everyday on my way to a subway for work and the stench of the place and sight of the assholes standing in line like morons plus the stench of the subway especially if with a hangover almost made me loose it a few times.

>>6150872

Ha, I didn't know that.

yahtzee from the zero punctuation also hates eggs, apparently. These are the only two other people on the planet, I think.

>>6150844
I can't even look at them being eaten

>>6150847
>>6150860
My negronis

>watermelon
>bitter

The fuck? Are you eating the rind instead of the fruit?

Gamey pork gets me going sometimes. I can just imagine the animal in front of me as I'm eating it. One time there was a nipple on a hunk of pork belly I had bought and I about freaked out. Like, clearly they're there anatomically, but I wasn't expecting it.

I was fine once it was baked up and crunchy, but something about being reminded it was a real creature made me nauseous.

>>6150788
>> not making your own half sours with
>> home grown cucumbers.

>>>OP was once again a faggot

>liquid egg yolks
>oysters

hmm... that's all i can think of.

The green peppers that taste like grass. I mean, why bother? Just eat the grass outside.

Here's one for you folk. I made this as a hangover cure about 4 years ago, I have no idea of what it was supposed to be, except even with a hangover I chucked it.

I think it was a slice of pizza that I put a slice of ham on that I heated up in a pan, then added a little tomato sauce and a not quite finished egg.

I've come up with some weird shit.

girl scout cookies

if u don't like eggs ur sexually repressed

JS

>>6150788
It takes a lot to make pizza disgusting, and this accomplishes just that.

Onions.

I love them in curries and stuff, but they're disgusting in most other dishes and overwhelm the other ingredients.

unmixed eggs
cant fucking stand the taste of egg yolk when its not mixed with the white. i love omelettes and scrambled eggs, but boiled poached fried eggs are horrid

>>6151137
What you got against cheese mate?

>>6151157
LOL you idiot, do I really have to explain?
That jew doesn't like the ham.

Olives come to mind, olive oil is great but I can't stand actual olives of any variety. But the food that revolts me the most is cottage cheese. Everything about it is disgusting, the smell, the look, the texture, the taste. I can't really handle ricotta for the same reason, unless it's disguised well.

>>6150971
A friend of mine has a pathological hatred of eggs, so I guess there's about 4 of you total.

>>6151164
It's the pineapples. It's just so out of place on a pizza.

>>6151255
Who cares if it's "out of place"? It just tastes good.

Besides, sweet & sour is a thing.

mashed potatoes.

>>6151255

Pineapples are delicious on pizza.
What I hate about hawaiian is the ham, myself. It's not "bad", but it's not as tasty as pepperoni. Pepperoni and pineapple are fantastic.
Sweet, salty, and sour all together. Ham's too subtle as a meat, can barely taste it.

If you eat pineapple on pizza, you're 10 years old.

>>6151550
No, if you only eat pepperoni pizza or cheese pizza you're 10 years old.

No 10 year old ever liked hawaiian style pizza, at any party ive been to in my life hawaiian and supreme for adults, pepperoni and just cheese for the kiddy table.

>>6151559
As an adult I can eat pretty much any type of pizza and it taste fine but Pepperoni+Mushroom and BBQ chicken are the only two that I eat and feel completely satisfied with.

>>6151562
BBQ chicken is pretty good if decent BBQ sauce is used, but I'm much more partial to Buffalo chicken pizza...with some bleu cheese dressing drizzled on it, mmmm.

>>6151559
Because you've been to one party in your life. In Juniour High.
The two that everyone orders so no one is mad is Pepperoni Mushroom and Hawaiian.

>>6151608
Nice projecting. The adults eat aupreme or Hawaiian. No kid wants fuckin fruit on their pizza.

>>6151616
>adults eat Hawaiian pizza
>sugar on pizza
>adults

>>6151520
Is it a texture thing? Mashed potatoes are the least offensive food I can think of aside from white rice.

>>6151672
Yes. Eating mashed potatoes and bananas makes me heave. I can only like Bananas if it's in a PB+B sandwich. I like the taste of them. People think I'm weird... while they eat delivery and noodles every day.

>>6151618
>sugar on pizza
>implying tomato sauce doesn't have sugar
>implying DOUGH ISN'T MADE WITH LOTS OF SUGAR

>>6151608
No junior high kids eat pineapple or mushrooms on pizza...you're autistic or have never been to a childs birthday party or family event with children, but I bet you're a NEET who isn't allowed where kids are at anyway.

>>6151802
I find that the groups that like Hawaiian pizza most are college freshmen just changing their taste and trying new things and actual Hawaiians. Actual children hate it but real adults don't think its anything special

>>6150788
>disliking watermelon and cucumber

You're a bad person.

>>6151802
seriously?
Have you ever had a social life? It's always Pepperoni and Mush and Ham and Pineapple.
Must be a cultural thing, if not, kill yourself.

>>6151824
Every single group outing is cheese or pepperoni only. If they have some money you'll sometimes find supreme, sausage, and hawaiian but even then its rare.

>>6151829
Must be a cultural thing then. Sorry for insulting you. Seriously, I feel bad.

>>6151134
>not quite finished
Looks like it wasn't even quite started

>>6151134
>raw meat on a pizza
>neckbeard sushi

They're like semen soaked bread pudding

>>6151565

any sauce on pizza except for the obvious tomato sauce as a base disgusts me

>>6151852
BBQ pizza when made properly is basically an open faced chicken and bbq sandwich. When people try and replace the tomato sauce with bbq sauce is when they start to fuck up. If you can't like that your taste buds are broken

BBQ sauce should be drizzled on as the last component.

>>6151852
I Dunno. My fave pizza ever was Boston Pizza's Boston Cheesesteak.
Ceasar dressing, cheddar, onions, beef strips, bbq sausce, mushrooms, green peppers...
I tried to replicate it many times. It's never as good.

>>6151799

what you on about motherfucker

dough consists of

>flour
>water
>olive oil as desired

>>6151873
>white people boring dough recipe

I bet you think steak can only be cooked with barely any salt and pepper seasoning.

A HIPSTER IS A BAD PERSON WHO LIKES GOOD THINGS

>>6151799
i make pizza at least once a week .... make own sauce and dough... would rather an hero than use sugar.. tomatoe's have some natural sugar... not really sweet once cooked and salt is added.
>clearly retarded

but judging from some other replies on this thread about pizza with Cesar dressing i guess your not the most retarded person in this thread.

>>6151877
What's with white americans saying "white people" as a derogatory term for europeans?

>>6151877

>actually ADDING sugar to a very carb intensive dough already

Do you even care about your body motherfucker. With the right amount of yeast, water % and quality olive oil the dough can be VERY VERY tasty without adding anything unnecessary.

>>6151900
It's less that and more of a way of saying "square", "old fashioned" or "boring/plain jane"....or at least I think.

>>6151901
Why emphasize adding? It's not like taking out sugar is an alternative

>>6151900
Whats with white people thinking that everyone on the internet is white?

I ate this shit on purpose a year ago. My flip friends brought it to me.
Tasted exactly like egg, but I couldn't stop heaving the entire time

>>6151909
Because the white people trope is only used by black comedians and white college tumblards

>>6151904

What?

>>6151799

Said that dough is made with lots of sugar but flour only contains about 1.8 grams of sugar per 100g. A regular pizzadough is made from around 150 grams of flour, which is a stunning total of 2.7 grams of sugar. That is not "LOTS". So why the fuck would anyone add sugar to the dough to make it "LOTS".

Motherfucker.

>>6151916
>What?
>actually ADDING
Implies that the correct thing to do would be remove sugar because you stressed the emphasis on adding.

>>6151916
Ugh...pizza dough is not just made with flour. Most places use a combination of flour, sugar, salt, water and yeast....

>>6151913
On TV maybe.

>>6151930
>tumblards
>tv

>>6151901
>Do you even care about your body motherfucker

Yea when you leave a few grams of ingredients that drastically change and improve the taste, pizza suddenly becomes a diet food

>>6151934
You realize there's nothing inherently unhealthy about pizza?
Italians didn't discover pizzas when the Shaman DiGiorno entered the tribal pizza hut, and left with the knowledge of fast food.

>>6151940
Nothing is bad for you in moderation, so that few grams of sugar will do nothing but improve the flavor in either situation.

>>6151947
>nothing is bad for you in moderation, a few cigarettes a day will do nothing but help you unwind
You add a few grams here, a few grams there, suddenly you've long since gone past a healthy amount.

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>>6151191

>All this umami hate

I cant eat black pepper, whenever I eat somthing even slightly peppered I feel like I am just eating paper, it overcomes and kills all other flavors for me and I really dont like it's flavor but I feel like Im missing on a major western spice, everybody always say how steak and pepper is delicious and I just salt mine.
People always think this is a childish picky eating habit and try to make me food with miniature amount of pepper to try to prove me that I do love it and I always detect it on the first bite