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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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I need some taglines for various fruits and vegetables. I don't have much time to explain. /b/ has been no help...shocker...

my career may or may not be on the line. I'll explain later.

>> No.6268630

apple - because you deserve it

>> No.6268650

Broccloli because fuck little trees

>> No.6268653

Brussel Sprouts
>can't knock the brussel

Tomato
>why say no?

Onions
>These are in everything stop being picky

Oranges
>vitamin seize the day

Pineapple
>the new watermelon

Watermelon
>the thinking man's pineapple

>> No.6268655

Broccoli - Like a tree you can put in your pocket

Apple - Also doubles as a cannonball

Banana - Nature's dick

Onion - As many layers as a David Lynch project and twice as successful at making you cry
Carrots - Nature's other dick!

Pumpkins - Ribbed for her pleasure

>> No.6268656

beans i hope you lose your job

>> No.6268677

Coconut - the other white meat
Orange - the rind is a terrible thing to waste

>> No.6268697

fish stick because I hope you lose your job too

>> No.6268701

>>6268655
>pumpkins - ribbed for her pleasure

top fucking kek

>> No.6268702

Kale: turn over a new leaf

then a picture of the nutritional facts of kale

>> No.6268720

Asparagus - Tiny green spears of the gods
Strawberries - Giving Jewel Staite orgasms since 2002
Kale - Everything Bill O'Reilly warned you about
Peaches - The taste of Georgia with none of the lingering racism

>> No.6268726

>>6268630
I need more clarification on "apple"

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>>6268726
>what are these human appl- I mean.. apples, you speak of

>> No.6268744

Where are my apple cabin foods flyers? Those adverts really have a way with words and descriptions.

>> No.6268759

>>6268744
YES YES YES PLEASE

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>>6268744
I've got you covered amigo

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>>6268762

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4/8

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8/8

That's all folks

>> No.6268830

>>6268796
thank you internet friend

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>>6268768
Did you know there is also a peach travis scented candle?

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>>6268625

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>>6268961

>> No.6269200

>>6268790
Remember, mushrooms are nature's mistakes!

>> No.6269235

>>6269200
if u need 2 ask
ASK

>> No.6269245

beans - nevermind

>> No.6269246

>>6268961
>>6269136

/ck/ confirmed for best board

>> No.6269275

>>6268653
>Pineapple
>>the new watermelon
>Watermelon
>>the thinking man's pineapple
Nearly wet myself with that one. Thanks for making my day better anon

>> No.6269312

>>6268625
Parsnip- better than turnip!
Turnip- because oil is down and the rouble's set to collapse
Cucumber- because you husband's out of town and the kids don't respect your privacy.
Potato- evolutionary failure never tasted better!
Aubergine- the European's eggplant
Onion- its chilly outside, better layer up.
Carrots- fuck the Dutch these should be purple.
Cabbage- farts are already fun, time to up the game.
Marmite- is marmite a vegetable?
Banana- the lethal dose per day is five hundred, think you can make it?
Coconut- watery plant eggs.
Broccoli- bundle enough together and it looks like a green sheep!
Peach- because calling it nipple hair makes her feel self conscious.
Cherry- not related to cherry bombs.
dragonfruit- face it, enough if you bought one you wouldn't know what to do with it.
Lettuce- domesticated by the romans as an opium substitute!
Avocado- because you care, and everybody else needs to know about it.

>> No.6269617

>>6269312
especially enjoyed the peach one

>> No.6271500

>>6269275
I've been saying that to people all day at work. It might be the best use of words I've seen in days.

>> No.6271583

>Peppers - Who knows which type you'll get this time?
>Strawberries - Get that Voss bottle ready, it's time to snap some Instagram pics!
>Parsnip - The lovechild of a carrot and a potato
>Asparagus - Fun in public restrooms
>Garlic - Just rub your tap

>> No.6271629

>>6269312
i laughed at a bunch of these.

>> No.6272349

>>6269312
>Turnip- because oil is down and the rouble's set to collapse

mein sidezen

>> No.6272378

>>6268653
Pineapple and Watermelon seem to have a rivalry here. I Must know more

>> No.6272407

>>6268779
>manageable rainbow log
>$4/foot
kek'd hard

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>>6268653
>not "cant rustle the brussel"

ya dun goofed, anon

>> No.6272410

>>6268790
>prechewed yes