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Hey kids! Let's make stir fry with Uncle Whormel!!

>> No.6322303
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This is going to be delicious!

>> No.6322304

>>6322297
>skillet
>not a wok
Let's don't and say we did.

Thread saged and hidden.

>> No.6322307
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got some oil and a litte butter going

>> No.6322309

>>6322304
You do realize that a wok is just a large skillet, right?

The joke's on you, asshat.

>> No.6322311

watching this tread

>> No.6322312

>>6322309
>believing this
LMAO

>> No.6322315

>>6322297

Your ingredients look more akin to what would go in fried rice, but I'll cut you some slack until I see the finished product.

>> No.6322316
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>breast meat
>no wok
>butter
nooooooope

>> No.6322317
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>>6322304
>using a wok on an electric stove

>> No.6322319

>>6322312

are you an idiot

>> No.6322320
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chicken breast, seasoned with salt and black pepper

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made sauce with:
xiaosheng, mirin, sriracha, tamari, soy sauce, sesame oil, black pepper, red pepper, and brown sugar

>> No.6322329

>>6322316
I didn't see the descriptive "Chinese" anywhere in OP's post.

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>>6322328
yellow onion, green onions, jalapenos

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>>6322332
cooked those

>> No.6322337

>>6322328
FAIL

>> No.6322340

>>6322337

why's that

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cut up the chicken

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garlic and ginger

>> No.6322350

>>6322320
Iz dat sum tendies?

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looks good....

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I found W.N.

>> No.6322372
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peas, corn, carrots, tomato

>>6322361
muh dick

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cooked it through with about a tablespoon of the sauce

>> No.6322383

>>6322309
a wok is rounded, and it's designed to be heated to insane degrees

>> No.6322386

>hey kids!
I imagined https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binky_the_Clown

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dinner is served

>> No.6322390

>>6322381
that's gonna be mushier than it should be

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>>6322317
>having an electric stove

>> No.6322399

>>6322383
And no culinary law whatsoever says that you cannot prepare a stir fry in anything but a wok? Is it preferred? Of course, but it isn't absolutely necessary.

>> No.6322402

>>6322388
Uhhh how was it?

>> No.6322406

>>6322372
>tomato and corn
>chinese stir fry
>all this other bullshit as well

for fuck's sake, nigger.

>> No.6322417

>>6322297
what the fuck is with all the god damn jesus candles?

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>>6322402
Better than expected. I really like the sauce, a little goes a long way and the flavor is very complex.

>> No.6322431

>>6322388
where the fuck is the rice

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>>6322431
I didn't want any goddamned rice

>> No.6322464

You were a little lazy tonight Whoremel

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>>6322464
Sorry, was feeling kinda mellow. I'll make up for it by posting some reruns of my earliest LMD threads.

this one was the bomb.

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>>6322473
made a white roux with 4 tablespoons of butter and two tablespoons of flour

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got the bacon going over low heat

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red onion, jalapeno, and the white part of green onions

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cooked down the onions and jalapeno, then added some garlic

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then tomato paste

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frozen corn

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fresh tomatoes

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>>6322529
chopped the potatoes and covered them with acidulated water to keep them from turning brown until I needed them

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clams and mussels

>> No.6322635

>>6322388
>Schlitz
>not Schaefer
Where did it all go wrong?

>> No.6322636

needs more jesus candles

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added milk, the liquor from the shellfish, the roux, and let it cook for about 90 minutes

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I added the potatoes and corn and let it cook until the potatoes were very tender

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>>6322670
then the shellfish

>> No.6322681

>>6322673
This is looking dank as fuck. Lurking hard

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chopped tomatoes, bacon and green onion for garnish

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correct the seasoning with a little salt, some black pepper a dose of hot sauce then plated and enjoyed thoroughly

>> No.6322705

>>6322697

Looks pretty tasty.

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>>6322705
Thanks

I'll dump a couple more old ones since I don't have anything better to do.

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red onion

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>>6322747
jalapeno

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cooking the chicken thighs

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>>6322756
tomatoes

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deglazed the pan with a little beer

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thawed frozen peas

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the chopped chicken and fennel

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lemon juice, olive oil and a little dijon mustard

>>6322788
also spinach

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brown rice

>> No.6322879

mixed everything together and seved chilled

it was excellent. will make again.

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>>6322879
forgot pic

>> No.6322902

feel free to post more

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here's Christmas dinner

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the mayo, mustard, breadcrumbs, cheese garlic and anchovies

pulsed in the chopper until they formed a smooth paste

>> No.6322971

>>6322361
where do you even find a store that sells that many jesus candles

>> No.6322972

>>6322388
>dinner

Are you a midget or something?

I could eat five of those, and I'm vegan.

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>>6322967
found this book in the bathroom at my dad's house

>> No.6322978

>>6322618
You people eat the weirdest shit i've ever seen

>> No.6322988

>>6322297
Look at all of those grocery store catholic candles!

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Coated the beef tenderloin with the mixture

>>6322971
I buy them from multiple stores, and most of them have more than that

>>6322978
>clams and mussels are weird
i bet you like ranch with your tendies

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roasting some veggies

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I was nearly blackout drunk by this point, but yeah everything tasted good

>> No.6323043

>>6322991
so. much. knives.

why the hoard ?

>> No.6323049

>>6323043
not mine

my parents go to Williams Sonoma and BB&B all the time and buy all sorts of overpriced shit they don't need.

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>>6322949
>pregrated great value cheese
>kraft mayo
>jarred minced garlic
>premade breadcrumbs