/ck/ - Food & Cooking

4Kids logo cough syrup.

I'm not sure why these were imported.

Shrinkwrapped frozen food. Some marketing executive thought this would sell.

Just what I always wanted, orange goop.

I am very intrigued by this. Please continue.

The fuck is "flour improver"?

>>6340377
I'd actually eat this.

>>6340355

WHOA...no one here noticed that these fuckers are selling what appears to be a few cents worth of potatoes for TEN motherfucking dollars>?

Dump cakes. The most attractive way to describe cakes.

>>6340355
WEGMANS
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>>6340387
I noticed, anon, I noticed.

Have some buy two get one free hair. What a deal.

Here's a USB 56k modem I found at Staples three days ago.

In America we don't even bother dyeing our own eggs anymore. We just buy them like this. Too much effort otherwise.

>>6340390
Here is the masturbation station I found at Wegmann's.

What fucking ever.

At least it doesn't put up false pretenses about what's in it.

Me too, porridge.

This was sold at BJ's Wholesale club among a small selection of normal magazines.

>>6340413
I would actually buy this.

More extremely appealing shrinkwrapped frozen food. Is this the new trend?

>>6340434
Get off 4chan, Dad.

I love this thread. Please never stop posting.

>>6340434
Someone has to, I suppose.

Would you also buy Hot Jewels Metallic Temporary Tattoos?

>>6340427
>Survive without fear
Top lel

>>6340389
Have you ever had a dump cake anon?
They're disgustingly delicious.

It's a fucking miracle.

>>6340446
>u ever had a dump cake anon?
I have never had the occasion to do this.

I might try this though. It has orgasmic packaging.

>>6340413
>chef'n

What is that even supposed to expand to? Cheffing? Chef and? Chef and what, chef and looseleaf? What does it mean?!

>>6340383
>The fuck is "flour improver"?

If only there was some sort of web site where you could type in an unfamiliar phrase or name and have it search the web, like some sort of engine? *sigh* A man can dream.

I'm fresh!

I fucking love you OP.

>>6340454
Oh look it's the fun police. No fun allowed.

Have some sauce. Yes, they were selling them like this. Yes, I bought one. Yes, it was as disgusting as you'd imagine.

I'm not sure why you'd want to keep food in a turtle head, but this one in particular was pretty useless even for its intended purpose.

>>6340427
>Essential oils to battle viruses

Preppers are into Alternative Medicine now? Hahaha, oh wow.

I don't want to imagine the type of person who would buy this.

>>6340453
>Cheffing

Chef'n
Chef'in
Cheffing

Depressing, expensive turkey balls.

>>6340377
That shit is good on ice cream sundaes

>>6340427

>someone browses /pol/ and makes a fucking paper magazine about it

>>6340472
>Twinkie maker

NO FUCKING WAY

>>6340367
I would buy that.

Are you hardcore enough to drink diet Red Bull and play Destiny at the same time?

>>6340466
Teach your kids the brutal realities of life by forcing them to wrest their sustenance from their heroes' very mouths!

>>6340460
>comic sans

This is literally marked down 3 cents off the MSRP.

>>6340488
This made me snort out loud.

Have a stylish pug.

>>6340491

Yeah I love how the bottom part is not comic sans too.

No one knows the answer.

>>6340437
>>6340367
Its actually better to do this than to package it in some cardbord box with some shitty image on it.
There are exceptions, but this is not one of them.

Its basically that shrink wrapping has gotten cheaper and easier for distribution.

Here's some porn DVDs I found in the parking lot outside of Target at 9 PM. I didn't touch them, in case you're curious. Yes, I do carry a flashlight for occasions like this.

How'd you get that callus on your thumb? I got one like it when I did factory work producing sprinkler fluid.

>>6340504
I disagree.

Do you also enjoy butter sculptures?

>>6340509
I've been picking at it for over 20 years and I've never stopped.

This is for people who have difficulty putting hot water in a cup, aka, most of the posters on this board.

>>6340404
I saw pre-dyed eggs for the first time two days ago. I was appalled. Your dyed eggs in America aren't even semi elaborate like ours are, so I really don't get why anyone would buy the pre-dyed ones. To make your simple American Easter eggs, just drop some food dye into water, drop in the eggs and let it do its thing.
Simple, really.

>>6340398

b.b.bbut TEN DOLLARS is like highway robbery for some fucking mash.

>>6340517
Seems like too much time that we could spend instead in front of our television sets eating Lay's and Nabisco products.

Would anyone actually choose to buy this plate?

Stop living in shitty ass Chester County and maybe you'll find decent stores, OP.

>>6340517
I did just that when I was a kid. We even tried to do elaborate dyes instead of just solid colors, but being under the age of 10 they were just simple layered colors our light to dark layers off the same color.

>>6340515
It's a ballsy move to name your company "good cook" when you sell that product.

>>6340526
I live in Mercer County. Nice try, though.

>>6340531
CLEANCURVE RIM
DIRT HAS NO PLACE TO HIDE
COMING TO THEATERS THIS HALLOWEEN

>>6340525
Yes, someone would choose to buy that plate because I know two people who own that plate. Whether or not they bought that plate themselves or it was gifted them, whether sincerely or on a lark, I've not a clue. But I do know two people that own that plate. Also several other people who own similar plates. They ought to be ashamed.

And you can watch TV while boiling eggs. I've done it. It's not a problem. Just set a timer on your phone or something to remind you to off the heat when it's done.

I could almost understand it if the eggs were hardboiled, peeled and /then/ dyed, since so many people seem to have difficulty peeling eggs (wut), but buying eggs with just the shell dyed? That's a fucking waste.

>>6340501
Because I'm lazy and a retard could figure out how to use an iPhone and my parents pay the bill so who cares. iPhone 6 was bullshit though except for battery life, I'm keeping my 5 for a while.

This thing has a talking display that has a little screen so you can watch a British woman poop.

>>6340540
I'm sorry, what?

Ugh.

>>6340547
I think he's autisticly answering the rhetorical question "Why iphone?"

>>6340531
Why would Acme ship things five-to-six hours away? That label (>>6340476) clearly reads "Malvern." And that's in Chester County.

Great finds, OP. I also enjoy to do this but I can only find one picture

There was no other option than to select yes. I hope you like shitty jalapeno poppers.

>>6340552
>Belgium man. Belgium.

>>6340549
10/10 would buy

Here's a little batch file to download all the pictures from a 4chan thread. I wrote this for /s but it works just as well here. You'll need wget to use it, it's available for pretty much any OS.

@rem wgetb_4c by PTW, batch wget for 4chan enter the thread URL as the argument to the call
@rem 2/9/2013; 1:11 AM 6/10/2013 PTW, 1:34 AM 6/10/2013 Added --no-check-certificate directive
@rem 10:59 AM 6/10/2013 Added --no-clobber directive, reduced wait to 2 seconds
@rem 6:00 PM 7/6/2013 Added bmp, 12:41 PM 11/22/2013 Modified for new static content 4c hosting domain
@rem 10:32 AM 4/17/2014 Added webm. 8:08 AM 7/13/2014, fixed name to wgetb_4c instead of wgetb-4c.
@rem 7:26 AM 1/16/2015 Added autodel.bat call.
wget --wait=2 --no-clobber --execute=robots=off --no-directories --span-hosts --domains=i.4cdn.org --ignore-case --level=1 --accept=jpg,jpeg,gif,png,bmp,webm --follow-tags=A --recursive --no-check-certificate %*
@if exist autodel.bat call autodel.bat


@rem wgetb_4c by PTW, batch wget for 4chan enter the thread URL as the argument to the call
@rem 2/9/2013; 1:11 AM 6/10/2013 PTW, 1:34 AM 6/10/2013 Added --no-check-certificate directive
@rem 10:59 AM 6/10/2013 Added --no-clobber directive, reduced wait to 2 seconds
@rem 6:00 PM 7/6/2013 Added bmp, 12:41 PM 11/22/2013 Modified for new static content 4c hosting domain
@rem 10:32 AM 4/17/2014 Added webm. 8:08 AM 7/13/2014, fixed name to wgetb_4c instead of wgetb-4c.
@rem 7:26 AM 1/16/2015 Added autodel.bat call.
wget --wait=2 --no-clobber --execute=robots=off --no-directories --span-hosts --domains=i.4cdn.org --ignore-case --level=1 --accept=jpg,jpeg,gif,png,bmp,webm --follow-tags=A --recursive --no-check-certificate %*
@if exist autodel.bat call autodel.bat

For instance if you wanted to grab all the pictures from this thread and on Windows just use
wgetb_4c >>6340355

You can use just the thread number too.
Easy mod for *nix.

>>6340551
Quit being an annoying fag

>>6340551
Malvern, PA is where Acme Markets' headquarters are located, you retard.

>>6340557

Laughing my ass off here

>>6340549

>Chanukah mascot

Finally.

>>6340551
I don't pretend to understand why Acme does anything but I've only been to the Acme on Rte 33 in Hamilton, and that's where the picture was taken.

We have emo janitors here in this part of NJ.

>>6340565
>>6340566
Indeed. A retard is me. I thought they'd have distribution centers elsewhere rather than a single one to ship everything from.

>>6340557
Could you not just not press yes and carry on with the transaction?

*muffled Golden Eye theme in the distance*

>>6340575
>I am invincible!

I do this sometimes as well.

Here's a poodle cake.

>>6340574
You had to hit back and then there would be an option to check out. They really wanted you to buy these poppers, there were signs for them all over the store.

>>6340570
Oh! Mercer County NJ. That makes more sense. I was thinking Mercer County PA. I went to university in Union County PA which is about halfway between Chester and Mercer Counties as well as in Mercer County NJ but didn't think about NJ at all because no one thinks about NJ at all. Do you know how many people I have to correct, telling them that Princeton is in New Jersey? No one thinks of New Jersey.

>>6340575
Closing time James, last call!

>>6340586
That's because New Jersey is barely one step up from detroit, cess pools of the USA.

Camden, great place there.

>>6340583
It looks depressed.

Have a fancy owl in exchange.

>>6340586
Where the fuck else would Princeton be?

>>6340549

Gonna need one of these.

>>6340586
I don't know anyone that thinks Princeton is anywhere other than New Jersey.

Maybe you should show them where it is on this cutting board, since it's pretty much useless for its intended purpose anyway.

>>6340585
Amazing. Stuff like that makes pisses me off because it's barely one step up from actively scamming elderly people.

>>6340596
Next to some chemical waste dump, that's New Jersey, with the pine barrens. We folk in New York dump bodies there.

That's pretty much the only good use for New Jersey.

>>6340603
Don't cut yourself on that edge.

>>6340596
"Somewhere in New England?" is the most common response people give me when I ask them similar questions followed by "New York?" It's kind of amusing when I tell them that Einstein lived in New Jersey at one point and they just look wide-eyed in disbelief.

>>6340601
That's nigeria, even New Jersey wouldn't sink that low to do 419 advance free fraud scams.

>>6340389
Just dump and bake!

God bless Walmart.

>>6340612
Looks like she might have had a few of these.

I love doing this OP. I loved your thread. I read it five times. Keep posting.

chinese buffet, Booneville MS

>>6340607
>Einstein lived in New Jersey at one point
He taught here.
He made his life's work here.
He died here.

Captcha icHel

>>6340607
Maybe you meant Edison at the Invention Factory. They all came to New York though.

It's not called the Empire State without reason.

>>6340599
That'd make a decent cheeseboard, I'd suspect. That's all I'd use it for, anyway.

>>6340626
holy shit, fucking saved

Salad hands are the best I can do in return.

Guys, stop bitching about NJ or I'll make you taste my Yum Yum Sauce.

>>6340626
I lost

>>6340389
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8rNRmmosmA

>>6340639
>"original"

Uh

>>6340639
>"original"
>Gluten Free

>>6340639

Goddamn, I wish I could find the pic. I passed by a purse store once and the signs there said
>"Real" leather

>>6340632
No, I meant Einstein. He was at the Institute for Advanced Study at Princeton. Go to Princeton and you don't hear the end of it. World War II this. Atomic bomb that. Einstein this other. It never ends. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smyth_Report

Well, that and Woodrow Wilson. Princetonians fucking love them some DubDub.
I only attended because I'm legacy. I never finished, though, much to my father's chagrin.

>>6340643
wtf no measuring?

>>6340654
On the flipside, you learned to use the word chagrin correctly, so it wasn't a total waste.

I'm sure somebody would eat this.

for real gamers only

>>6340664
Huzzah! Much good attending Princeton did my father, anyway. Degree in architecture yet never worked as an architect. I only later learned that most people who study architecture are just moneyed twats who never use it and therefore never go into the field.

>>6340654
Nobody likes the students, you people are obnoxious, just give us your money.

captcha: Theve

generic brand cat food in flyover land

really
really?
REALLY.

Fuck.

>>6340681
But I'm nice. :-)

>>6340680
Go to NJIT for an architecture degree. Princeton is just senseless rich fucks who don't know the value of the degrees they're buying.

>>6340686
lol what

This seems like too many ingredients for a single bakery eclair but what the fuck do I know?

>>6340697

Jesus.

>>6340697
Or three, whatever, not like they teach you to count in NJ.

Have some delicious meat department to make up for it.

>>6340686

Does it say
>Glutes free
?

These hurt my eyes.

>>6340686
>Fresh

On the other hand, some people REALLY fuck up with Avocado

>>6340692
Yup.
It's a waste of time, I think.
The only good Princeton does anyone is to further develop connections to the old boys' network through collective narcissism. And the sad fact is, other Ivies do a far better job of it than Princeton does.
The food at Princeton is way better than at the other Ivies, though, I've gotta admit. Hardly a point of pride there, however.

It looked lonely.

>>6340701
>Or three, whatever, not like they teach you to count in NJ.

Apparently they don't teach you to read and understand basic sentence structure wherever you are, so I guess it's a wash.

Knockoff spam. Took this picture and sent it to my Hawaiian friend and he was horrified.

>>6340715
Dude, I live in NJ. I was making fun of myself since I missed that it said three eclairs and not one.

Maybe you need some manhood tea.

>>6340697
God damn. I don't give a shit about factory food processes, but this just seems inefficient.

>>6340720
I probably need the Kidney Fortifier and Blood Pressure

chocolate flavored coating

Spinach nuggets?

>>6340727
Spinach nuggets.

Mmmm?

>>6340729

They do look as advertised so that's a plus.

>>6340729
I make spinach nuggets! They're actually pretty good. Can't imagine those you've got there are any good. I'd guess not, anyway.

>>6340727

>>6340539
I found it. The image for you.

Enjoy your prepeeled eggs, faggot.

>>6340654
Princeton and any place in NJ is boring.
I had the opportunity to work for a couple places there and turned them down every time... one because Pfizer blew that away, the other because it was just plain boring, I have no desire to work in some place surrounded by barbed wire fences.

Deal with it.

>>6340711
The town has a constantly changing restaurant scene if you're into that. Lot's of good small local places that have been in business for decades too.

>>6340456

Would devour

What do you think makes this rare?

>>6340731
Is that a foil tray, placed inside a plastic tray, and then shrink wrapped?

I want to say that's slaw but there's broccoli in it. What the hell is it?

>>6340599
I want one of every state so I can have a jigsaw puzzle cutting board.

I wish this picture didn't come out so blurry.

>>6340692
Actually Cooper Union in NYC is better than that if you can get it. It's free to the students as well and if you go for a master's there you get an office and a stipend.

If you graduate from there you can write your own ticket, way more than the hoity toits at princeton.

>>6340737
So where do you work now?

>>6340745
It's Grill Open Code. It's actually a styrofoam tray in the back, not plastic.

This says Cordyceps and is full of dead caterpillars.

>>6340745
What is it? Why, broccoli slaw, of course.

This was, in fact, long napa cabbage.

One time I went to the store and there were just no fucking potatoes left.

>>6340766

This really is weird.

These taste like crunchy air.

>>6340667
We played with this at work! We would leave it on each other's desks. I'm sure the cleaning ladies loved us.

Thanks, Kraft.

>>6340770
>BIG GLUTEN BALL

Well. Cool. Great.

>>6340682
I almost spit my water out at this for some raisin.

The best kind of rape.

>>6340759
I had that! As a soup. I was in Chinghai, China. The soup is call tan bai chong kao ji or something like that. It's chicken stock with those caterpillars in it and it's thickened with beaten egg. It's not very good.

>>6340781
>pick your poison

>>6340755
Free and clear now, but last was Lockheed helping out the USAF with logistics, that's more important then most folk know.

I r b a small cog in a large machine.

4 potatoes for $5. The only difference between these and normal potatoes is that these are prewashed.

>>6340720
I would like to buy some President's Super Energy.

>>6340541
That spray is a lifesaver, especially if your boyfriend takes really smelly poops and there's no fan in the bathroom.

>>6340784
So you're unemployed.

>>6340792

>BTW I poop roses

>>6340782
I'm glad to know I'm not missing out on dead caterpillar soup.

Have a weirdly aggressive sign.

>>6340793
Yup, but I have bunch of money saved up and I live pretty inexpensively. I first did over 100k/yr at about 24 yrs old. Money's not the problem anymore.

>>6340787
1 kg of potatoes for 5$ damn thats expensive

>>6340802
Here's a second weirdly aggressive sign.

Kale, YEAH!

>>6340802

They certainly got the "nasty" part right.

>>6340802
>>6340808
>>6340818

>>6340682

cot sod

>>6340825
>Vegan cheese

*sigh*

We have local organic potatoes here for nearly half that at 2lbs a bag.

Hutterites are based.

Cheesoning. Get it? GET IT
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE JOKE

>>6340802
It's worse than that. I can't read Chinese for shit (logographic dyslexia), but I speak some broken-ass Mandarin. The name of the dish means "soup of white caterpillar vegetable with chicken" except the "vegetable" isn't a vegetable at all but, rather, a mould. It's a soup of mouldy pupa. It tastes about as good as it sounds which is to say it's pretty awful. Tastes like a vaguely chickeny basement with eggs.

Why the fuck does it not just say sweet potato then?

>>6340622

Fuck it, at that point I might as well drink it straight out of the bottle.

>>6340836
THE CHEESONING IS UPON US

>>6340831
Yeah it's pretty dumb. Unfortunately "vegetable oil and a combination of flavorants, emulsifiers, and thickening agents" doesn't quite roll off the tongue. This trend of making vegan "replacement foods" needs to die.

Oh yeah. Here we go.

>>6340647

>Grocery store deli starts serving breakfast sandwiches
>Sign up says they're hot and "fresh"

People using quotation marks for emphasis will never stop being funny to me.

>>6340851
CLOSER

>>6340852
>Hot and "fresh"
>We reheated last weeks in the microwave

>>6340792
>chick that loves the good olde fashioned Dutch Oven treatment detected

>she doth protest too much

>>6340404
thats actually super sad

The other day I walked past the display with these things in it and there was one broken all over the floor. I told the guy working at the store, he looked at it, shrugged, and walked away. It's probably still there to this day.

>>6340852
It would be funny if they said "hot" and fresh, implying that the sandwiches are sexually appealing.

>>6340855
googlethis.jpg

>>6340866
Thanks for the blog post, mind informing us of when the last time you sucked a dick was?

What the FUCK are baby kiwis?

>>6340879
Fags!

>>6340878
Did the creaminess of the off brand tartar sauce give you a boner or something?

Oh look. Tabula Rasa. I remember this.

>>6340879

Looks like limes

>>6340888
But why, in 2015, does Walmart still have so many copies?

>>6340879
why the FUCK would anyone want those? basically lemon up until the day they rot

>>6340888
Tartar sauce? WTF are you on about fag boi?

I suspect that your reply is misplaced, but if not... piss off faggot!

>>6340888
>>6340894

Well, it's quite obvious why they still have five copies, the question is why they're still 40 dollars

>>6340900
>Literally can't even follow three replies in a thread.

>>6340900
It seems like you're really sexually frustrated.

Here's a literal faggot of sugar cane. Maybe this will ease your tension.

>>6340905
ZIM dollars not accepted!

>>6340557
>>6340549
>>6340626
I can't even understand why I'm laughing

I do this too sometimes

My local Asian market also distributes free cassette tapes for some reason.

>>6340905

>>6340925

>not listening to free traditional Chinese tracks on road trips

oh yes

rub it on my nipples

>>6340931
It's actually a Christian Mass in Korean.

Have a wheel of toothbrushes.

Creamy colon.

This was actually just filled with crisco and sugar and tasted disgusting.

>>6340933

Isn't it kind of redundant to use taco-flavored ground pork in your tacos? I mean, won't they always taste EXACTLY like the taco?

Every time I pass by it in the aisle, I can't keep it together.

>>6340933
Great for
>Tacos
>Nachos
>Quesadillas
>Salads

>>6340955
>starving family in the background
>'why can't they share'

>>6340953

BIG CRUNCH SINCE 1942

I'm almost out of these. :C

This is an artificial camouflage deer skull.

This is the shit that started it all. The first weird/gross food that I ever thought to take a picture of.

>>6340976
And the side view, in case you mistakenly thought this might not be disgusting.

>>6340493
This game actually rules. And I got it for 11 bucks at Best Buy, so where ever you shop is a ripoff.

And as a bonus, here's a lovely wall decoration I found at Walmart.

>>6340985

So is it made with chocolate made out of real Belgian milk or with real Belgian milk chocolate?

>>6340982
It is delicious cheesecake. You must eat it.

>>6340983
Yeah but if she doesn't get the big bukkake then you got jipped!

>>6340988
A detail, so you get the full idea. Great gift for /pol/ users!

>>6340997
>>6340988

Oh god it's even two banners. Oh fuck this is too much

>>6340955
They all look really upset with the choice they've made.

>>6341004
Found one more picture of it, just for you.

>>6340697
I tried to parse that thing out into a readable format but with the abbreviations and the lists within lists this almost didn't fit into the post limit.

Eggs
Enriched wheat flour (
.Wheat flour
.Niacin
.Enzyme
.Iron as ferrous sulfate
.Thianine mononitrate
.Riboflavin
.Folic acid)

Partially hydrogenated soybean oil
Partially hydrogenated cottonseed oil
Modified starch (wheat, corn, potato)
Salt
Ammonium carbonate
Sodium pyrophosphate
Sodium bicarbonate
Baking soda
Sodium acid pyrophosophate
Monocalcium phosphate
Creme (
.Water
.Sugar
.Cornsyrup
.Butter(?)
.Eggs
.Single milk powder
.Modified food starch
.Vegetable shortening
.Partially hydrogenated soybean & conttonseed oil,
.Mono & diglycerides
.Polysorbate 60
.Salt
.Potassium sorbate
.Phosphoric acid
.Potasium chloride
.Carrageenan
.Sorbic acid
.Propyl gallate
.Titanium dioxide
.Beta carotene
.Sodium citrate
.Polysorbate 60
.Citric acid
.Cellulose gel(?)
.Sorbitan monostearate & ethoxylates)

Sorbitan monosterrate
Natrual & artificial flavouring (Yellows)

Yellow & whip topping (
.Water
.Cornsyrup
.Partially hydrogenated palm kernel(?) & coconut oil
.Carbohydrate gum
.Polysorbate 60
.Sugar
.Salt
.Polyglycerol esters of fatty acids
.Soy lecithin
.Disodium sulphate
.Sodium citrate
.Xanthan gum
.Natural & artificial flavouring
.Turmeric & annatto extracts
.Vanilla
.Heavy cream (Heavy cream, Carrageenan, Mono & diglycerides, Cellulose gum, Polysorbate 60)
.Choco truffle (
..Vegetable oils (Hydrogenated soy & coconut oil, Canola oil)
..Sugar
..Artificial flavouring
..Fudge (
...Sugar
...Vegetable oil (Partially hydrogenated soy & cottenseed oil)
...High fructose cornsyrup
...Water
...Cocoa with alkali
...Cornsyrup
...Sweetened condensed milk (Single milk, Sugar)
...Mono & diglycerides
...Salt
...Soy lecithin
...Polysorbate 60
...Citric acid
...Potassium sorbate
...Artificial flavouring)

>>6341011

>room divider
>people walk through it to get to the other part of the room

Oh man no this can't be a gag gift, can it?

>>6341012
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

I fucking laughed though, thanks anon.

This is the only thing that I thought funny enough to get a picture of but I'll look out for more food items after seeing this thread OP

>>6340985
No fucking way, I can't believe that's actually a real thing.
>chocolate HEAVEN
>that seductive look
>that signature

Ainsley Harriott you fucking chubby chaser.

>>6340976

I don't know what the fuck is going on in this thread. So have eggs and toast.

>>6341012
You didn't close all of your parens, back to school for you.

start at 0 for each ( it's a +1, for each ) it's -1, end with 0. That wont help you in C if shit is misplaced. That's why reading is fundyarmental before writing.

>>6340541
I own this.

I met the person who invented this.

They are literally millionaires.

>>6340411

>Wegmans

If you live in Buffalo, then everything in this thread is a 10 minute walk for me.

>>6341042
))

>>6341046
What about those crazy japs and buying used schoolgirl panties in vending machines while getting a nice bowl of top ramen?

Good times!

>>6340766

I see potatoes on the background there, you FUCKING LIAR

>>6340866
>tfw I'm 30 minutes from Allentown

Sheeeeeeit.

This has been an interesting thread OP.

>>6340591
Except that Jersey contributes the most to the economy and takes the least out.

>>6341053
That's pretty damn good for airline food.

>>6340933

>Salads

u havin a laugh m8

>>6341190

It would be good even for restaurant food because where do you get a motherfucking Hello Kitty strawberry dippy cup with biscuits?

>>6340839
And batata is just the latin word for potato.

>>6340482
Yep. They were around that 3 month run Hostess was out of business because people were more outraged by twinkies being gone than whatever real issue was around at the time...

>>6340682

My fucking sides

>>6340825
>mfw I actually like that stuff

I'm stupid. I'm sorry.

Picked this up the other day. Way too many flavours going on. Did not taste like chocolate cheesecake with raspberry drizzle/10.

>>6341065
They're completely out of one specific kind of potato and all the other kinds are fully stocked.

>>6341241
Come to think of it, the fact that it was made in November might have... amplified the flavour.

>>6340639
I actually have a bottle of that in my fridge right now, it was ok 5/10

>>6340766
Maybe it was a bad batch and they were instructed to dispose of them?

>>6341241

I don't even know what that is supposed to be.

>>6341251
Possibly. It was surreal as hell at the time though.

>>6341252
It's soft, chocolate-flavoured cheese with a nondescript fruity tang.

>>6341268

Well. Now I wish I hadn't read what it was.

>>6340774
Made in Bahrain???

>>6341292

That's THE seal of quality, man.

>>6340938

>Not listening to asian-christian-core exclusively

fucking plebs

>>6340933

>Tacos
>Nachos
>Quesadillas
>Salads

>Picture is a pizza and some kind of fruit brochette

>>6341012
All them stabilizers and emulsifiers

>>6340975

>pork 4 faggots

my kind of pork

>>6341314

Maybe it's sold in an area prone to earthquakes

>>6341190
It looks like absolutely average airline food, save for the pink shit with a kitty...

>>6341326
We had an earthquake in New Jersey once. Friend of mine said he was high and thought a big truck drove by.

Moved to an area with a high Hispanic population. Suddenly, weird snack foods everywhere. I see this at Wal-Mart all the time and the name makes me laugh.

>>6340743
just a little sear on the outside

>>6340686
Murica

>>6340727
i-i like it

>>6341362
dude those are turrible

>>6340836
>have some cheese flavored seasoning
>cheesoning, if you will

Please allow me to share the extremely literal names of Price Chopper brand cereals

>>6341462

>>6341462

>>6341464
>>6341468
I find it hilarious that there is two different versions of this.

>>6340484
I do it all the time.

>>6340549
Jews out-Jewing Jews.

Jewception.

>>6341464
>>6341468
>"What are you eating for breakfast, Anon?"
>"Crispy Hexagons!"

what a time to be alive

>>6340549
This is so tacky. Why? Chanukah already looks like the lamest holiday, it didn't need this.

>>6340355
This is a fantastic thread, OP. Thanks for the good times.

>>6340667
"Yuck!"

>>6340417

I think those are knockoff sugus candies.

>>6340389
$10 for that garbage?!

>>6341011
So you have to walk through the twin towers...to get to your living room...?

>>6340355

Thanks OP!

>>6341047
These passive-aggressive signs make me very uncomfortable. I'd probably do everything they didn't want me to do just to backlash for this anxiety.

>>6340717
I want some seasoned cockles.

>>6340839
Because lots of Beaners shop at that store? That, or they're trying to fool stupid whites into thinking they're something exotic.

>>6340866
Shouldn't that be "If it can be made better"? They're assuming somebody else will come up with an improved tartar sauce and just copy it.

>>6340840
Blah blah aerate the wine blah blah sediments blah blah flavors

my contribution

>>6340766
THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE THINGS ON THE SHELF BEHIND IT YOU DUMB FUCK?

>>6340918
Am I the only one who thinks the little emblem in the lower right corner looks like an erect phallus emerging from the top.of a pregnant torso? Or maybe a Hanna-Barbera character's head?

Saw this drink in a store while I was in Italy.

I took a pic with my phone but I can't find it right now, so here is a google image of this "pussy drink" I'll always remember, yet never tried.

>>6340747

loll

>>6341531
Fucking Brits don't know how to just say what needs to be said and let it be.

>>6341635
Wow I'm actually friends with the people who made this.

You didn't miss anything,only orginal about thsat drink is that oh so ebin name.

>>6341570
At one point in time, "when" could also mean "if", not just "at a certain point in time". Compare German "wenn" which can mean "when" or "if" depending on context, although "wann" is reserved for the "specific time" usage.

>>6341618
Other cultivars.

>>6340724
according to the fda if things don't meet the requirements to be considered cocoa then they have to be listed as "chocolate flavored".

con-tree-boot-in.
Friend found this at a Trader Joe's

>>6342003
Found in a Chinese market.

>>6342009
Chinese apothecary store

>>6342013
Fuckin' Rogue

>>6340686
>really
>really?
>REALLY.
The bottom of the barrel "humor" one would only expect from sassy american girls.

>>6342009
>It's okaaaayyy
>To get drunk on saaaaakkeeee

>>6341464
>that mountain of Pop-tarts in the carriage
I hope an employee left that there

>>6340682
The picture is funny the fucking faggot flyover meme is not

>>6341462
Holy shit! They still have price choppers! We haven't had one here for 20 years

>>6342668
>butthurt flyovercuck detected

>>6340491
Thank you for pointing this out