/ck/ - Food & Cooking

i don't put sugar in my coffee and have never used cream but sometimes i use a little milk
its just for the taste
like 10:1 on the milk

>>6362319

>>6362326

>2015
>Coffee

>>6362348
Not him, anyone who tries to be dark and edgy so "so mahture" by drinking coffee black is a guaranteed faggot

honsetly i think if you don't like your coffee black you don't really like coffee. good coffee is good without anything in it. shitty coffee is made tolerable with cream and sugar.

>drinking coffee

Go to bed Gramma.

>>6362319
People who judge others based on how they drink their coffee are faggots

>>6362354
It's just a different way to enjoy coffee. They wouldn't be putting cream in sugar in coffee if they didn't enjoy coffee, they'd be drinking something else.

>Amphetamine
>Caffeine
>Nicotine

What other stimulants exist

>>6362354
Well fuck you then. Black coffee is shit, I like coffee flavoured sugar milk and i'm not ashamed.

>>6362381
Enjoy your milkshake then, Mary.

>>6362319
People who drink coffee are faggots. That is all.
/thread

Plus, it would appear Captcha is a fag.

>>6362351
I like it that way, bitter/sweet as a combo tastes gross to me. The only thing bothersome about black coffee is the acidity.

>>6362381
Can the 14 year olds on here please leave

>>6362351
Nobody except the insecure fucks like >>6362381 think it has anything to do with being dark and edgy.

>>6362440
what kind of coffee do you normally drink?

>>6362351
i like my coffee black and i am probably the least dark and edgy person in the world. i just genuinely like the taste of coffee.

>>6362319

I can't always have nice coffee. sometimes you must stoop to drinking McDonald's coffee or whatever. if I have to get shitty coffee, it's going to get creamed and sugared.

I enjoy mine black, but I don't look down on those who prefer to put stuff in theirs.
Drink how you want to drink. Goddamn.
I just like the smell and taste of a nice, plain cup of coffee. That dark, roasted flavor that mellows me the fuck out any time of the day.

I figure a cup of liquid caffeine is cheaper than smokes, and won't kill me nearly as fast as other habits out there.

>>6362319
Well I guess I am a faggot in OP's eyes. Oh darn

I get OP's point, sometimes its good to have it black especially if its really cold outside or if the coffee's really good.

Othertimes I dump sugar and milk into it, or cream if I got it and make it sweet and decadent.

There's no wrong way to drink coffee, faggots.

>>6362376
betelnut
methylphenidate
ephedrine
prolyhexedrine
ethylphenidate
khat
cocaine/crack
meth

What's more fedora, coffee or tea

Filling 1/3 of the cup with milk master race.

I like my coffee the way I like my women: the whiter the better.

>>6362591
Coffee. Tea is more weeb.

>>6362605
all weebs are fedoras

Depends. If I'm going to be sitting down and enjoying it, then black.
If I don't have time for it to cool or its just shit coffee, then some cream and sugar.
If you will constantly refuse black coffee like its another kind of drink entirely then you're a faggot, if you don't prefer it for such and such reasons then okay

>>6362607
Not necessarily. I've met a few weebs who couldn't care less about some of the dumb shit fedoras want as long as they get to go to their GRORIOUS NIPPON. (I'm related to one, unfortunately.)

>>6362616
uh, i dont think you understand what a fedora is

any creepy nerd is a fedora

>>6362376
>>6362562
>samefag replies to his own bait

>>6362319
It's like people don't like to taste the coffee.

>>6362591
>which scalding hot beverage should I wear as a hat?

>>6362618
>any creepy nerd is a fedora

>>6362629
>m-maybe if we autistically try to force it being about le ebin atheists everyone else on the internet will change their useage
nice try fedora-kun, but your fate is already sealed

everyone outside of a few autists on this funposting shithole recognizes every creepy nerd as the fedora they are

>>6362629

>>6362633

>>6362639
>i care about the quality of anonymous malasian flight training soundboards
*tips respectfully*

>>6362642

>>6362644
keep fighting the good fight fedoralord, surely your epic 4chan posts will change the fabric of reality

>>6362646

>>6362605
Tea is the most British thing in the world, only green tea is weeb. But I know a lot of anorexic chicks that drink green tea because they think it will make them skinny.

>>6362646

>>6362661
fedora was never about atheism, it was about being a creepy nerdlord, that just happened to manifest maximum faggot when religion came up

>>6362667
>defending the fedora
>2015

>>6362667
>When religion came up
Well, at least we agree there.

>>6362591
Whichever one you like less anon. Fedora is just something you call someone who doesn't agree with you.

>>6362684
This is what creepy autistic unattractive losers want other people to believe

>>6362686

Anon I don't know if you've been paying attention but fedora is basically the same as. "Autistic" and "cuck" at this point.

I'm disappointed too, but not surprised.

>>6362705
This is what feminists actually believe.

>>6362319
>People who put cream and sugar in their coffee are faggots.

Every time some faggot posts this, this picture is the only thing I can think of

>>6362686
>creepy autistic weirdos
The bible belt, land of diabetes will defend this.
Stay mad sugary coffee fags.
Espresso w/ half and half master race

>>6362705
>thinking 4chan matters
tip top ultra autistic giga cuckdora son

all that matters is reddit and tumblr and actual sites with 23852835902835908235 billion more people than the four chins

and guess what buddah

fedora is you

everyone in the world identifies you as a fedora except other autistic 'chins like me

>>6362711

I'm confused. Are you only pretending to be retarded?

>>6362729
Nope, I'm the real deal. But I'm not the one who's confused.

>>6362722
you can only think of children?

>>6362737
Thanks for clearing that up then.

>>6362739
No, I can only think of faggots who think the way they do things is the only right way to do them

You know, because everyone in the entire world is the same

>>6362739
when presented with the argument, yes

>>6362623
Holy shit if I really was a little girl and I was this sexy I would be seducing all sorts of teachers and shit.

>>6362762
>little girl
You're sick. Take your sick fantasies back to /tv/. Sicko.

>>6362724
To be fair this guy is pretty handsome but his dad in the background with a big bottle of coke kind of ruins it.

>>6362319
Both these meme drinks are bad for anyway, with or without cream or sugar.

>>6362765
This entire thread is about fedoras and fantasies so maybe you should get out of here you hothead.

>>6362769
Ignore the text, you can clearly see the cross on all of these guys.
Looks like a christfag tried to cover up their fedora christians
Also
In the netherlands, they have a name for coffee that's anything other than black, it translates to "wrong coffee"

>>6362777
I believe "wrong coffee" is actually very popular there.

>>6362779
probably from the high influx of tourists

>>6362777
That other one with the dreads may have a cross on his shirt, but he also has a pagan symbol on his necklace. And seeing as real Christians don't into pagan crap, knowing that it is conflicting with od and is of the devil, I'd say he's not a chrsitfag.

>>6362859
No true Scotsman fallacy
what does everyone eat with their coffee?

>>6362784
>foamed milk
>steamed milk
>scalded milk
>hot milk
holy shit milk is milk people

>>6362869
I was pointing out that while you seem to be pushing so hard that he is a christfag, he clearly isn't. He COULD be either/or, but seeing the pagan symbol shows that he is not. It's that simple. It's like saying that I'm using that fallacy when I point out a trap.

Donuts.

>>6362877
>all asian people look the same

yea nah

>>6362869
>what does everyone eat with their coffee?
Usually home baked banana cake followed by vagina.

>>6362887
>mention milk
>starts babbling about azns
Go home. You're drunk.

>>6362784
i don't know why but looking at that chart pisses me off a lot

also, it's just coffee, who cares how people want to drink it

>>6362892
>milk
>not instantly thinking of perfect asian women's tits
They really are quite perfect, though.

>>6362884
>I was pointing out that while you seem to be pushing so hard that he is a christfag, he clearly isn't. He COULD be either/or, but seeing the pagan symbol shows that he is not.
Clearly if he's wearing a cross he's a christian, w.e. else he believes in is irrelevant
If you believe in the divinity of a person that may or may not have existed named jesus christ, then you're by definition a christian
>What's better with an espresso w/ half and half anons, a crueler or glaze?

>>6362898
>They really are quite perfect, though.
Damn, now I need to fap...

>>6362896
>it's just coffee
Don't slam the door on the way out.

I likes mah coffee like I likes mah wimen... black and bitter

>>6362903
i alsoe agree with him, its just a coffee, if you want the taste just drink turkish coffee and stop beeing spoiled. instant coffee is not coffee

>>6362319
Black is proper, given that it's a decent roast and not bitter. Nothing wrong with a couple cubes of ice so its drinkable.

Cream is acceptable if said coffee is bitter, poorly roasted, or just flat out bad.

Sugar is for children. OP shouldn't judge them, they clearly haven't reached adulthood.

Faggots are men who like other men. The word OP is looking for is "children". Don't bring faggots down to the level of children.

>>6362319

Black for breakfast
Sugar & cream in the evening
Black with dessert though

>>6363417
Funny, I like my coffee, like I like my beer, like I like my women...

BLACK AS THE NIGHT!

>>6362319
I use milk if I don't have a lot of time to drink it. Waiting for it to cool takes too long and I don't live far from work.

>>6362448
I'm pretty sure the insecure ones are the people afraid that adding sugar and milk to their drinks will make them gay.

>bitter
over extracted and/or over roasted
>sour
underextracted

there you go weak faggots, all your arguments against black coffee are caused by drinking cheap shit beans brewed bad

>>6363417
Black and preferably fair trade?

>>6362319
>coffee

>>6362319
If it's the pale brown water Americans call coffee it would be faggotry.
Otherwise, have it how you like. Some beans/brews/roasts are best tempered with milk, others are best black.

>>6362877
The degree of sugar conversion will impact the taste. Protein clumping will affect the texture.

>>6362351
veganbro here, since most places dont carry soymilk im left with black. dont mind though, the taste of coffee is shit enough, if there were no caffeine would not drink it.

>>6362319
>tfw you cant afford coffee
>tfw you consume caffeine powder instead

>>6364033
coffee isn't vegan

hurr I'm le manly cuz I drink coffee dark

>this is what these fags believe deep down

>>6363997
you know, i've been around the world and i don't know what you mean. Haven't found coffee to be extremely different anywhere. Are you talking about drip vs espresso?

>>6364071
milk and cream bitch!

>>6364079

Fags is right. Anyone who thinks that imperial stout, black coffee, blue rare steak, islay malt, and dave's insanity sauce are the drug cocktail for curing gay are in for a dick shaped surprise when their fabulousness comes bursting out of the closet like the Kool Aid mascot.

Best to deal with these issues now and integrate it into your personality so you can become a normal gay that doesn't make his dick receptacle of choice into his entire identity, rather than flip your shit in middle age and have to start talking in a ridiculous lisp while walking your miniature dog and wearing makeup, like what happens to gay people from places where they all have to stay locked in their closets.

tl;dr to all you black coffee fags: you can't cure it like that, it's legal now, you can come out.

The main reason to put milk or cream in coffee is to not totally fuck the pH balance in your stomach if you drink more than one cup at a time.

Its kind of common sense, so yeah, go fuck yourself you nimwit shitposter.

2/10 made me reply.

people outside the Nordic countries don't know coffee

>>6362319
>>6362319

>>6362784
I wanna try a black eye and an affogato

>>6364103
>trys to make a big rant about people being insecure

>comes off as riduculously insecure

Lmao

>>6364128
>no U

Is that really the best you can do?

>>6364131
I don't see the issue, despite your marginilization of my response, I am completely correct in my analysis

It was such a blatantly projective post that went far beyond the implications of the thread

>grande skim latte please
Literally every girl in the line in front of me orders one of these. Have fun consuming 300+ calories

>>6364145
Valley girls should be banned from ordering coffee. They are fucking cancer that take forever in line and can't pronounce anything.

Whenever I see one in the line I don't even bother ordering.

>>6365126
98% of the girls on my uni campus order some variation of a large skim latte. Like you're not fooling anyone by ordering skim instead of whole milk.

I have been drinking my coffee black lately in hopes of starting to like it mainly because its much more practical and easy to not have to worry about not having sugar or milk or cream or fucking up the mix or worrying about someone else fucking it up.

That being said I love my coffee with lots sugar and lots of cream, is there any hope?

People who peel bananas the wrong way are faggots. Discuss.

People who eat fast food are faggots. Discuss.

People who don't eat with the correct cutlery are faggots. Discuss.

People who don't swallow their girlfriends whole are faggots. Discuss.

Seriously humans, particularly men, will find ANY REASON to make themselves feel good about themselves. It's fuckin laughable.

>>6365204
damn that's a good buzz lightyear

>>6363798
I don't mind bitter coffee but I hate any kind of fruity sour taste. What do you recommend? I know that sour is normal in some beans and some people like it.

>>6362784
Black eye or nothing.

>>6365204
>particularly men

You don't seem to understand the female mind in the slightest.

>>6365216
I find that girls do their thing in more subtle and nasty ways. Men are more open and obnoxious about it. But of course there are exceptions.,

>>6365204
what's with the tumblr invasion all of a sudden?

>>6365193
>is there any hope?

Yes. I was strictly cream&sugar until my mid-20s. Haven't looked back.>>6365204

>>6365193
Drink your coffee however you like it. Fuck what anyone else thinks.

>>6365193
I started off drinking coffee by pulling shots from our family espresso machine at the age of 14. I got pretty awesome at it in no time. It was a lever machine and we had a pretty badass burr grinder.

I then moved into lattes and cappuccinos, and soon after branched out into all the other standard ways of making coffee. I have more coffee equipment than most people on this board, and I've been to coffee plantations in latin america and southeast asia, worked in a coffee shop when I was in college, etc.

I'm telling you this so that you can understand why I am in a good position to give you permission to use sugar and cream. I do it all the time and it's delicious. You can see what kind of people think it's a mark of maturity: >>6365234
and are they really people you want to emulate? They think there is One True Way to drink coffee because, at a fundamental level, they don't actually like coffee. They just think they're supposed to like it because it's "adult" or some shit. Drink what tastes good, and what you're in the mood for. That thing might be different each day, if you're a sensation seeker like me. Or it might be the same thing every day, if that's how you're wired. There is no wrong way and anyone telling you otherwise is a pathetic coffee hater who takes himself way the fuck too seriously.

>>6365223
...

I can't disagree with this post.

>>6362319
Posting in this thread since I don't want to waste the space of a new one.

Never had coffee before but I like how it smells and want to try it. What is a good coffee for a first timer? The idea of a creamy sugar drink does not appeal to me but I do like sweet drinks and soda.

>>6365290
go to coffee places and ask for a black coffee
(then get kindly asked to leave)

>>6365255
I love you.

I like my coffee black some days and milky other days. Sometimes sweet sometimes plain. Forcing oneself to drink black just to feel 'superior' is dumb as fuck.

>>6365290
Bicerin

I usually just put an ice cube in my coffee, but sometimes I like some half and half and/or chocolate syrup

I like my coffee black.

A bit of cream is good too, but I never add sugar.

>>6362667
Fedora started when at this moment I am enlightened meme posting started.

>>6365212
try out darker roasts, try using finer grind, hotter water, longer extraction times

I drink coffee black.... but

I ice the fuck out of it. I don't like boiling hot coffee that I slowly have to sip at for 20 minutes until it's cool enough to drink regularly.

I drink my coffee with a tablespoon of salted butter

>>6362319
People who drink coffee are faggots.

Ensue extreme butthurt now.

>>6362319
Pure black. gets boring

I even put honey and chocolate

>>6365615
Here is your response, sorry it was so slow. I hope you haven't killed yourself by now ;_;

Enjoying things sweet is like enjoying pop music. It's shallow, generic and boring and for people with no taste.

The development of pleb:
Stage 1, Only liking childish variant (coffee with tons of sugar)
Stage 2, Only liking "hardcore" variant (only black, no vermouth, no ketchup, no vermouth, final desination)
Stage 3, Liking everything and realizing people can want different things at different occasions.

>>6362319
it's the adult version of chocolate milk. Get over yourself.

The development of pleb:
Stage 1, Only liking childish variant (coffee with tons of sugar)
Stage 2, Only liking "hardcore" variant (only black, no sauce, no ketchup, final desination)
Stage 3, Liking everything and realizing people can want different things at different occasions.

>>6365603

Is this a thing?

It sounds like it could be either transcendent or revolting.

>>6362319
>tfw you've grown up enough that you've stopped caring about how other people take their coffee

>>6362616

I'm a weeb but a hipster weeb that only watches good anime, wears artisanal repro selvedge raw denim, reads murals I novels and can make good japanese food from scratch that's not "muh instant ramen"

It's still being a weeb but it's more socially acceptable form of weebiness

>>6362618
Murakami (f'n autocorrect)

>>6367022

As long as it's not Japanese raw denim it's all good. Slub is just another word for "CBF to replace this old ass loom"

>>6367031

Slub can be cool but it's not my style (I like something that can be dressed up a bit if need be). I actually had to give up on raws because I lift and need stretch material and I'm super prone to crotch blowouts.

>>6367022
I read murakami and have a Laotian gf, am I a weeb?

Also black coffee because I like the taste

Cream and sugar is fine but if you only drink iced caramel frappaccinos with whipped cream you are probably a bitch

putting sugar and cream in your coffee is like putting milk and flour in your eggs.
tl;dr some people prefer pancakes over ommelettes

Who cares? it's fucking coffee, get over yourselves.

>not drinking tea instead

>>6362319
>Drinks dat cream-n-sugar coffee.
Mmmmmm...tastes like your dick!

>people talking about David Lynch coffee
>find out they're selling it in the art muesum
FUG yeah finally I dont have to pay for shipping for this bullshit

Im a grown man. I have a big bushy viking beard, i chop wood, i haul horse feed and hay, i weight lift, i served in the army, and i fix my own vehicles. But if anyone calls me a faggot for liking a splash of milk and a pinch of suger in my fucking fudge flavored coffee, they can get dusted by back blast

>>6369202
TESTIFY!

>>6369229
>>6369229
Theres a local roaster i go to. When i tasted their fudge coffee.... i cant go back to anything else

>>6362319
I like flat whites ever since I came to Australia and discovered real coffee, not that american mr. coffee pot style stuff.

i-i only really like a little bit of milk foam because i can draw things on it or write messages to my roommate that I have a crush on

;_;

>>6362319
No THESE are faggots.

>>6369260
lel. IS that porn or real?

>>6369257
u gay?

>>6369257
why are you posting videos of ugly chinks

>>6362319
This.

Gotta be strong and black like Queen Latifah.

Milk and sugar are for bitchbois