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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>cooking bacon drunk shirtless and having oil splatter on your belly

FUCK THIS HURTS

>> No.6387666

So im guessing this is an oil pain thread

>> No.6387675

>>6387664
dumb frog poster

>> No.6387677

>drunk
>pain
You're not drunk

>> No.6387683
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>>6387675
pic reated
>>6387677
hi /alc/, shouldn't you be face down in a ditch barfing somewhere?

>> No.6387689

>>6387664
>>6387683
>saving frog pictures
>saving "ree" frogs

autism

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>>6387689
fuck off normie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxOtzR6YqaE

>> No.6387704

>cooking meme food

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>>6387664
>>6387675
>>6387683
>>6387689
>>6387692
>not just putting an apron on

>>6387704
>Being Jewish and or muslim

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>> No.6387715

I'm about to cook tendies for the first time shortly and I only have a microwave, a few plates and utensils.
Any advice?

>> No.6387718

>>6387715
do it with your gf, there's nothing like cooking with her.

>> No.6387720

>>6387715
yeah, don't do it. microwave? no


i'm OP and I'm eating twizzlers now. any advice?

>> No.6387727

>>6387720
Spit out the twizzlers and make yourself some real food. What do you have available?

>> No.6387728

>>6387720
simple baked potato makes for great filler food. Wash, poke holes, light oil, sprinkle salt, bake, bam. Just polished one the size of my palm off myself and boy does it fill.

>> No.6387731

>>6387718
>>6387720
Girlfriend is away for easter.
I'm gonna attempt it anyway and start a cooking adventures thread.
Should I microwave the tendies in sriracha?

>> No.6387732

>>6387727
i just ate. i'm op, read it. i'm just being fat now

my stomach really hurts. it's burnt from the oil

>> No.6387750

>>6387664
> FUCK THIS HURTS

not drunk enough anon

>> No.6388033

Use a grill you fat piece of shit

>> No.6388042

>>6387664
>Being stupid
>Facing consequences

Fuck off.

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>>6387710
>having an apron

cakeboy lel
i bet you take it up the a-ass with that apron on
l-london?

>> No.6388076

>he thinks tiny ass oil splatters hurt

fucking pussy

>> No.6388107

>>6387664
> waking up with strange burn marks on your belly and the smell of smoke
> must have been a good night

>> No.6388115

>>6388044
hilarious post

>> No.6388155

>>6388044

could one of you faggots plox red pill me on this fucking London shit

>> No.6388389

Playing with your friends is very nice,
And playing with yourself is very rude,
But the best advice my momma ever told me,
Was never do your deep fat frying in the nude.

>> No.6388395

>>6388155
half of the 4chan userbase is twinks from london

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>>6388155
IIRC I read there was a tripfag who hooked up with someone on here when that someone said they were a girl and the tripfag responded "PLEASE BE IN LONDON."

Apparently the "girl" turned out to be a tranny and a meme was born. I haven't seen screencaps but that's what I heard.

Pic is for OP.

>> No.6388477

>>6388474
Oh god im taking this meme every where.


Ill note pad it. HEREM I COME /int/ and /soc/ !!!~!