/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>non-food items

Pussy

op what the fuck

>>6454197
So you're gonna need $50k in surgery to remove that shit from your intenstines. Just stop being weird, hopefully your doge is sorted and ok.

>>6454242

staples

>>6454197
I like to chew and swallow tiny bits of aluminum foil.

Boogers

>>6454197
My left thumb
No seriusly, I need to stop, I grew a huge callus because I keep biting on it.

The reason that Kinder Eggs are illegal in the US is because US law states that all things encased in a food and stickers attached to a food must be digestible. That said, I recall lollies being an exception somehow, but not quite sure why exactly. Nonetheless, I doubt that the paper is seriously detrimental, no. It is, at the very least, food grade.

>>6454282
The human stomach cannot digest paper, but it can certainly poop it out.

>>6454282
that law is so retarded though, get it together usa

I literally cannot stop eating semen.

>>6454288
That might be why the exception for lollies, then.
Like I said, though, the paper is certainly food grade at the very least, even if not digestible.

>>6454304
I disagree. A little short-sighted, sure, but the law was not made without reason. It makes sense, but needs to be updated, I think.

In EU, we have plenty of dumb laws, too. Americans are not the only ones who are victims of the stupidity of their own bureaucracy.

I can't stop eating my husbands ashes!

>>6454197
What the fuck

I don't eat non foods but I do chew on some plastic items like I'm a teething toddler. The main things are caps or plastic rings from pop or water bottles, or straws

>>6454387
guilty of this myself.

>>6454197
When I was in middle school I used to pull staples off the bulletin boards and chew on them. I only swallowed one like once though so it doesn't really count as eating I suppose

>>6454387
>>6454397
Same. People always tell me that it's a sign of anxiety

I used to eat chalk for a while. The gritty texture was wonderful. i wouldnt actually swallow it, just chew on it and spit it out

i really enjoy chewing on bottle caps and toothpicks among other kinds of wood

>>6454197
Maraschino cherries

>>6454858
This so much. I know it's supposed to be ironic, but holy shit there is no way those things can be considered food.

I chew on matches from time to time
swallowed a few without thinking too
no ill effects so far but I'm sure it can't be good for you

>>6454256
>he doesn't have a red swingline

>>6455464
and yet i just ate a whole jar of them on my vanilla ice cream. the juice is the best part.

Why aren't you freaks eating Elmer's glue?

I do the same shit, OP. Honestly I don't even mean to, it just kinda happens. I try to get the residual lolly pop off the stick and just end up eating the whole damn thing.

>>6455502

spread a thin layer of this on the back on your hand. wait for it to dry, then peel it off

it feels fucking amazing, like picking the best scab ever

None because I don't have pica.

this delicious petroleum product right here.

this goes for all other wax candies: vampire teeth and soda bottles.

i like how they have that subtle tinge of sweetness. you have to chew and chew to get more of the sweet flavor, and you can't resist swallowing.

>>6455517
Hell yeah, it's like getting a sunburn then when the burnt outer skin peels off, it's snack time.

>>6454387
>pop
>actually referring to soda as pop

Do ice cubes count as non-food items? I chew on those fuckin' things constantly.

>>6455569
They're just frozen water, and water can be properly digested. So no. Unless you're eating some seriously screwy ice.

I knew a girl who likes to eat hair. Like the head ones (I'll always be confused about the lack of different words in English for body and head hair.)
She didn't did it in a compulsive way. She just like to taste new people she meet this way. Like regular trichophagia.

It's a shame she had a boyfriend when I met her and never had the chance to hookup. Being a long haired trichophiliac dude, I'm sure this could have ended in really crazy sex. And a trip to the hospital with the weirdest sex related injury ever.

>>6455569
>psycho killer detected
Just don't go shooting up a school or theatre.

>>6454197
Post the bill.

>>6454387
>>6454402
i think this is called an 'oral fixation' and i have it as well

Even paper not meant to be eaten isn't going to screw you up too badly. Paper is literally my gf's favorite thing to eat.

Apparently red and blue construction paper taste the best.

Eating non food shit is called "pica"
My mom had a patient when she worked in icu who ate cigarette butts
Her need for them was so bad she ran in front of a bus to grab one up and got hit

>>6454304
RIP wonderballs

sometimes i like to chew on the flesh of random people on the sidewalk.

I absentmindedly eat the wooden sticks of popsicles and icecream bars. Like, I'll start sucking on a popsicle while watching tv and next thing I know i'm holding half a popsicle stick

>>6454197
Look up dioxins. That white paper stick is bleached. That's the reason it's white enjoy CNS damage

Who would spend 5k on a dog? I don't get animal people. Unless your dog is one in a million who does heroic shit then it's just not worth 5k.

>>6456396
You're questioning a person who eats bleached paper.

>>6454387
I do this so much and so unconsciously that I've eaten plastic spoons and entire pen caps before.

I remember eating bath oil beads as a kid.

>>6456396
Dogs have been with man for thousands of years.
They're one of our oldest friends.
We can't abandon a friend, can we?

I eat lollipop sticks, too. At first it's just to get the remaining lollipop flavor out of the soggy part, but then they're fun to unroll. Used to eat construction paper as a kid.

I also eat hangnails and other bits of skin, sometimes fingernails.

>>6456614

Nice try buddy. I'd take alcohol in the fridge every day when I come over over a dog in my house every day any every day.

>>6456615
>other bits of skin

Good to know I'm not the only one in the world that does that.

>>6456646
What are you trying to say?

>>6455581
>(I'll always be confused about the lack of different words in English for body and head hair.)
whats your language? I'm just curious is all

>>6456318
>ate cigarette butts
oh shit nigga wtf? I smoke cigarettes and even I can recognize this as beyond disgusting

>>6456387
This. So this.

>>6456695
poster is attempting to communicate a great sense of loneliness through the use of "edgy" reasoning

I eat nails.

>>6456396
OP here. If it was 5k at once I might not have done it. But it was 300 then 300 then 1200 then 1700, etc.
>veterinarians have genius billing structures.
Then again, I travel for work and my girl always says she's so happy to have to sog when I'm gone, so if prob spend the 5k if I had to do it all over again if only to make sure she's cuddling with a dog and not some guy from Craigslist.

>>6456387
Same.

Also constantly chewing on apple stalk and the seeds in peach, nectarine etc.

>>6456714
She's takin' the knot, dude.

>>6456708
Ahh, well, i'll let him be then

All you "oral fixation" people here who like to chew on things

buy this
http://www.amazon.com/Thursday-Plantation-Original-Australian-Toothpicks/dp/B000JI1P02/ref=pd_sim_bt_3?ie=UTF8&refRID=0KN6288FRB5HTJJ920CS

it will literally change your life, these things are awesome, people use them to quit smoking too

>>6455581
>lack of different words in English for body and head hair
vellus = body hair
lanugo = upigmented body hair on babies and anorexic women
>English has 'em. Just that nobody knows or uses them. Use them well, kind anon.

>>6456646
Is this like a game where you unscramble the sentence to try to figure out what the hell you're saying?

>>6456718
Shit I wish dude. I'd sit and watch that with my feet up and a bowl of popcorn.
>dog is a girl

>>6454275
Ktf bro, except its on my right

>>6454197
I can't help but eat earwax, no matter who or what it comes from.
Something about its bitter flavor and golden yolk color drives me wild.

>>6456701
French.

>>6456729
Oh, thanks. I'll try to remember and make people open dictionaries.

what the fuck is wrong with you people? i once saw my room mate pick his nose and eat the booger and almost puked, why why why

>>6456747

So much this, but only my own.

In fact I seem to have an obsession with most of my bodily excretions. Big-time snot eater (when it's hard, that shit is delicious), I also enjoy putting my fingers in and around my butthole and sniffing it and then sucking on my fingers. Same with my dick too.

Am I alone here or a complete freak? I've always been curious.

>>6454260
I love my own boogers! I slurp that shit up whenever I have a runny nose.

>>6454387
tis is me too. when do we get our own board?
>>>plastic

I'm a primary school teacher. There's this kid called Gus at the school I'm working at at the moment, I've heard from one of the other teachers that she's had to ban him from keeping a pencil case on his table because he literally just sits in class and sucks on the thing, or anything within it.

He's a weird kid, some auditory processing issues and the like.

The skin around my fingernails.
Nails sometimes, but usually by accident.

>>6454197
When I was in middle school I knew a kid who ate coins and bills. He always did it on the toilet.

I don't swallow them, but I chew on plastic water bottle caps constantly.

I used to eat the paper out of cassette cases when I was a kid.

>>6456762
I only eat my snot when I sniff it back down my throat. Mucous is delicious.

>>6454304
the law is to stop chinky mc-chink from putting gravel in your granola to help up the weight and give your your rda of minerals

>>6456775
I'm fine with chewing on nails, but actually swallowing them is kinda gross.

>>6456822
I'm pretty sure everyone has done this at some point or another.

>>6455581
we usually call em pubes

>>6456769
>>>>plastic

>Pica is more commonly seen in women and children, and in areas of low socioeconomic status.[3] Particularly it is seen in pregnant women, small children, and those with developmental disabilities such as autism.

>>6454197

whatever that stuff is in my fleshlight when I'm done

I'll take a pair of fingernail clippers, clip off callouses, and chew on those, alongside fingernails.
I've also destroyed the nail on both of my little toes, because it never came off right, and instead took the whole nail off.

>>6454304
If we allowed kinder eggs some retarded kid would eat the whole thing and then choke and die

>>6456883
We have wonder balls. They replaced the toys with candy a long time ago, though. Probably because some dumbass gave one to a three year old.

>>6456883
And the bad part would be??????

Sounds like problem solved to me

>>6455497
Good stapler right there. Doesnt bind up as much as others

>>6455517
I did this all the time. Was so satisfying

>>6456864
I do but mostly coz I can't be stuffed spitting it out.

>>6456881
I chew on my clipped nails too.
Nearly was going to post I had no weird quirks, thanks for fremindihg me.

>>6456614

>>6456873
What kind of surgeon pulls all that out of someone's stomach and decides to cart it home to do fucking macaroni art with it?

>>6457080
8/10 i kek'd

>>6457118
Maybe he wanted to go to art school but went to medical school due to pressure from parents but still has an urge to express himself through art.

>>6456883
by that standard you should outlaw guns after those accidents where toddlers shot their own parents.

:^)

My nephew eats newspaper pages

Wire

>>6457212
so jelly

>>6456883
>>6456329
>>6456889
A friend of mine moved to the US in the late 80s and stayed there since. I moved to the US for a bit in the later mid-90s, left for a year after HS then moved back to America for university.

He told me that US grocery stores sold Kinder (with the toys) in the 80s but pulled them from shelves in the early 90s.

Anyway, I liked Kinder as a kid but I retried it a couple of years ago for the first time in about a decade and found them far too sweet for me now. And the toy sucked. When I was a kid, they had snap-together wind-up toys and Transformers and things like that. Now, it's just figurines and stickers. :-(

>>6457212
You got Crohn's disease?

>>6456762
I'm willing to admit I eat my snot too. I just really like the taste. Same goes for scabs.

>>6457212
I get the evil eye from the pharmacist asking for the gee's linctus

>>6454858
>>6455464

Are you really not supposed to eat those?

I work at a frozen yogurt shop and people absolutely devour those. Kids LOVE to top their yogurt with them, and they go absolutely insane and throw tantrums if their parents don't let them put a single one in their cup.

What's wrong with them?

Is this thread just the crazies coming out of the woodworks?

you guys are fucking weird as shit

>>6458077
Or maybe we're normal and you're fucked for not having any compulsive behavior.

Drugs.

Boogers and semen.
Taste exactly alike, btw.

Not sure if non food related. I have bad allergies and swallow a bunch of mucus into my stomach, also drink lots of liqour. Sometimes when I take a shot I get sick immediately and will vomit mucus, bile, and liqour into a styrophoam cup and immediately chug it so I don't waste any food or alcohol.

I know someone who puts their hand in their buttcrack then licks to shit/sweat off their hand.

>>6454858
You really ought to try these. I had them for the first time in a Manhattan at hamburger Marys. I now have a jar of them that I paid 22 dollars for.

>>6457256
>When I was a kid, they had snap-together wind-up toys and Transformers and things like that. Now, it's just figurines and stickers
Totally this!
Fuck kinder

>>6458468
how would you know?

>>6458519
>hey /ck/, i like to drink my own vomit

>>6457212
>Codeine
>Sugar free
Because you wouldn't want to get fat while getting high.

>>6459367
Oh, I remember the bitter disappointment the first few times I had a fucking figurine when the most fun part was to build the toy. A real toy you could play with.

>>6454310
Me too. I'll eat yours if you eat mine

This is the best /ck/ thread ever.

>>6456762
Dude, me too. Snot, semen, skin, etc. Blood too. I also like to smell my ass (though dick a lot less so). I've eaten my boogers all my life and my semen since the first time I ever masturbated. I wonder how weird it is, but also why people think it's so weird.

If you have big toenails, there will often be a meaty kind of layer on the backside after you cut them, so I artichoke the shit out of that.

>>6459555
>If you have big toenails, there will often be a meaty kind of layer on the backside after you cut them, so I artichoke the shit out of that.

>>6459555
>I've eaten my boogers all my life

>>6459549
You should have seen the one last week. week where that girl was trying to make her pussy smell worse.

I obsessively pick and eat my nose-fruit

absolutely love it, the different textures and subtle flavours, the excitement of a monster one, from clear runny to hardened yellow, to the crimson scabs that form - and can be repicked and picked to your hearts content, I love em all.

I sometimes even hoick up a thick nose snort just to inspect and slurp it back down again. Absolutely love it.

I also like the taste of diazepam, and poppy seed tea has grown on me. sometimes if I'm lucky I'll come upon a poppy plant and just the whole pod raw, tastes very bitter but I've grown to like it, probably by positive reinforcement.

I also enjoy the flavour of paan. At first it was hard to swallow (heh), but now I relish the strong explosion of flavour town. Really does 'freshen' your breath, not to a nice minty taste, but it will completely erase anything stuck to your teeth (and replace it with betelnut) and mask whatever bad breath you have. Very strong flavour, especially true paan, made with leaf, nut, mustard seed, pepper and a variety of mukwha type spices. The effect is like 10mg's of ritalin combined with sniffing amyl nitrate.

I'm also a big fan of eating my own cum, but that's another story.

I've tried all manner of bodily products, from snot to earwax, scabs skin sleepdust cum and urine, and yes even my own shit. Chewing my own toenails and eating my own pimple puss, I love exploring everything my body produces.

I absolutely adore mr. snicks pork crackle as well. It shouldn't be considered a food product but it is, and I'll add it here anyway. From the hair to the rock hard skin, to the generous coatings of msg and salt, god I'm a sucker for it. It's really terrible for your health, with a small packet containing over 30 grams of saturated fat, and certainly at least a couple small bones, along with more than your daily requirement of sodium, it's something I try to keep as a treat when drinking, but I drink almost everyday ;^)

>>6456316
does your gf have downs?

>>6456646

>>6459579
saw it. thought it was bait.

>>6454252
it's just cellulose retard.

>>6459595

>and this thread in general
>even though I've been a nail biter my whole life

>this entire thread

My toenails, finger nails, calloused skin on the sides of my finger nails and toenails. My blackheads (I only get tiny ones now, bigger when i was a teenager though). Psoriasis scrapings from my scalp. Scabs. Sometimes I twist my pubes and rip them out and eat them

pretty much only things on my own body

>>6454387
Jesus Christ, this. My problem is that sometimes I chew on those caps before I'm even finished with the water so now I can't put the cap back on and it can spill.

You shitheads are more disgusting than /b/, you should all be ashamed of yourselves.

>Gus

Destined for failure the moment his parents named him. He'll either be a custodian, bus driver, gas station attendent, or help out around a pawn shop. What a terrible name, you can't get anywhere in life with a name like Gus.

>>6456595
Lel, I remember them looking tasty as fuck indeed. But I wouldn't eat them.

>>6454282
That's not the reason. The small plastic parts are a choking hazard. They are banned as toys not as food.

Kind of stupid though. Hotdogs and most hard candies are worse and they get a pass since they are not toys. At least not for kids.

me and a friend decided to spend a summer in our teens killing and eating random animals in preparation for the coming apocalypse.

Things that were surprisingly good:
>songbirds
>squirrel (not sure why this is surprising, but it was)
>chipmunk

Things that were horrendously disgusting
>woodchuck
>bats
>seagull

>>6462846
Can you describe the taste?

>>6454197
Sounds like a crave which could be replaced with how i snack on cheesedoodles if your country sells them.
The quick/artisan preparation:
1. Turn oven to 125 degrees celsius
2. Put a sheet pan at the bottom of the oven
3. Put about ½Litre of water to a boil
4. While oven and water is heating pour cheesedoodles into a different sheet pan
5. When the oven and water is hot pour the water into the sheet pan that's in the bottom of the oven
6. Put the sheet pan with cheesedoodles in the middle of the oven
7. Leave them there for atleast 10 minutes
8. Take them out and let them cool for atleast 20 minutes
9. You should now have cheesedoodles with more chewing resistance that doesn't get stuck between your teeth.

The long/lazy preparation:
1. Pour your doodles into a strainer and let them stay in the fridge or outside (protected from animals and buggs ofc) over night.

>>6454197
You just restored my faith in humanity

>>6463072
songbirds were by far my favorite. We ripped the breasts out , kind of on a Y-shaped bone, and roasted them. THere's a layer of white meat on the bone and a rim of rich dark meat on the outside. Tastes kind of like turkey. Quite delicious. Robin, Starling, Mourning Dove.. I think thats all we tried. Maybe a sparrow.

Squirrel and Chipmunk were similar. They tasted like, um, general meat taste. Not beefy - more like a richer something between pork and chicken. Quite palatable.

The woodchuck was disgusting. It was so fatty - the meat might ahve been good if we had dressed it better, but we kind of confit'd it in its own fat. that shit was rank. tasted very earthy, but not in a good way. Greasy.

The bat tasted - um - have you ever eaten bugs? Like locust or ciccada? kind of like that, but in meat form. Just not good. Like bugs. The wings had a nice crisp to them, but still. ew.

the seagull tasted septic. like eating a giant kidney. 0/10. Probably the wost thing i've ever tried to eat.

>>6464039
I love this post. Very interesting.

Do you still have a hobby of eating strangeties? Would you do it again?

>>6456762
>You go A2M with yourself.

Damn bruh

>>6465473
I still eat wild game, but married/kid pretty much put an end to anything besides the standard menagerie of deer/duck/goose/bear/turkey/fish

I've eaten just about everything that walks or flies in north America. Except that ONE thing. I'm not obsessed about it, but i'd be lying if I didn't say I'd try a bite... Just to know.
>wouldn't you?
> wouldn't any cu/ck/?

>>6458468
Taste of semen changes depending on your diet. Try getting more fruit in your life.

>>6459579
She could probably take a hint from this fine specimen.

>>6456695
>>6456734
>>6459613
He's trying to say that alcohol is man's best friend, you retards.

>>6456726
I live in Australia but I have never seen these things

>>6456773
Coming from an adult with APD, sucking and chewing on things can help your ears pop. If left unpopped any deep reverberating sound litterly hurts. I've gotten to a point where I can't function without gum at work. Give the weird kid a break, its hard having all of the symptoms of ADHD with no magic pill to chill you out.

>>6454282
>>6461127

I thought it was a non-food item could not be completely encased in food. its why the US kinder egg has a plastic lip around the 'equator'

There was a nestle version in the mid-90s that was legal in the US. it had toys at first but then switched to candy, probably because of the law. IDK if the law passed after it came out or nestle was just unaware of the law. I got a 101 dalmation in a crate.

>>6468124
I got a Simba toy. It's pretty funny, actually. The little shitty pure sugar candies they replaced the toys with are even more of a choking hazard.

>>6455484
In the army i heard that eating match heads will cause your sweat to repel mosquitos.

IDK if its true.

>>6468148
http://outdoors.stackexchange.com/questions/1560/eating-matches-to-repel-insects

>>6454197
I can't ever stop myself from chewing on those wooden handles after finishing my ice. The ones from high quality ice have also high quality wood with their own flavour they will emit after a bit of jaw force and spit. I like the thin variants as well.

I like to eat part of the the chicken's bones and their insides, it feels like a waste not to.

>>6469011
that sounds offal

>>6469011
Bones are very nutricious. Many sauces can be cooked with a bone base.

>>6454258
Doesn't that hurt your teeth?

>>6459555
>If you have big toenails, there will often be a meaty kind of layer on the backside after you cut them, so I artichoke the shit out of that.

>>6455497
>he

>>6455464
>I know it's supposed to be ironic

no.

When I was preschool age i'd eat dog food because it looked like cocoa puffs

>>6459555

>>6454197
Skin

Fingers and feet.

When I was still in Primary School (Elementary school for you Amerifags) I used to eat Bonios pretty much as a snack, they tasted like digestive biscuits