/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6519858
From the thumbnail, it looked like a slow-motion shot of a melted cheese covered burrito falling. Actually, that would have been more interesting. But hey, let's see where you go with this.

This is the finished product. I added some shredded cheese after I took the picture. It came out surprisingly well. I know a lot of you don't like browned omelettes, so this is perfect. It's also foolproof and highly customizable.
I would highly recommend this recipe.

NOW... someone make Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad.

>>6519885
I'm so confused.

>>6519898
What's so confusing?

>>6519904
Well you never said how you cooked this egg turd log, unless I'm just this sleep deprived and missing something.

Did you just drop a bag of egg into hot water?

>>6519910
If I remember correctly you boil the bag on the stove. Seems like a good way to eat plastic to me.

Derp
Maybe I should have linked the video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak3uJGf6Bj0

>>6519918
I don't get it though. The lazy way is to just do a scramble. This is more work that that.

>>6519914
You're darn tootin'.
>>6519917
It's probably not as bad as when sub-human scum microwave cups of ramen.

>>6519918
Wat

This is way more work than a regular omelet.

If anyone's feeling adventurous, and they want their 15 minutes of fame on one of the slowest boards on the 'Chan, then here's the recipe for Party Cheese Salad:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk
Come on, make it. Make it for the glory of /ck/!

>>6519955
This is terrifying yet...I would at least try it.

>>6519928
his lazy man's chocolate lava cake is just as convoluted/counterintuitive

>boxed cake mix, boxed pudding mix, and bag of chocolate chips
>prepare the cake batter and pudding as written on the boxes
>dump batter and pudding into crockpot and cover with entire bag of chocolate chips
>cook on high for 3 hours

>>6519917
Bingo. Enjoy your screwed up endocrine system.

>>6519922
>It's probably not as bad as....
Which means you already had a good idea that this is bad for you, but because you deem it to be "not as bad" as _______ you want to feel vindicated in your choice.

Not happening, anon. Enjoy the hormone disruption.

Omelettes are for retards who literally can't figure out how to evenly cook an egg as-is, nor figure how to scramble.

omelettes are by far the least appetizing way to serve an egg based dish.

>>6519991
Awww, someone sounds jelly they can't make a proper french omelette.

>>6519999
>being jealous of garbage
i think you food nuts on this board aren't getting the right nutrients seeing as your brains don't seem to function properly.

>>6519991
So, the more difficult thing to do well, properly, is the omelette and the easier preparation is scrambling. Yet, you claim that people who do the more difficult thing to accomplish well, are retarded.

It's time to stop posting, anon.

>>6520002
My my, so much butthurt. Don't worry anon, even a dumbass like you can learn to make a proper omelette.

>>6520004
>it's difficult to beat an egg and pour it into a pan and leave it there for 5 minutes
jesus christ I didn't think it was possible to fail special ed.

>>6520008
If you think that's how you make an omelette, then you need to rethink your life, man. Sort your life out, m8.

>>6519955
I cannot fathom how ludicrous this is.

>>6520008
Really, nigger? Yes, because people make plain omelettes all the time. No, really they do! You jackass. I think you're forgetting the part where it's folded together. Hence, why you probably fail so hard at omelettes. Either that, or you're one of those faggots who only adds meat and cheese...and then turns their failed omelette into a scramble.

You do realize you were the dumb nigger who first implied that scrambling is more difficult to do than an omelette, right? Just keep scooping out that water from your boat that's rapidly sinking. I'm sure if you really put a lot of effort into it, it will pan out for you. Sincerely, even.

>>6520014
Oh great double jesus, i'd love to see how you do it. Are you OP? Did you just put that bag of egg into the microwave for 10 minutes?
Am i supposed to pour the fucking egg out of my goddamn measuring glass into a bag like OP? you'd think it would have worked better directly into the pan!
Oh but now you'll tell me OP literally mixed his eggs /inside/ of the fucking bag and that's also the reason why he can't fucking scramble them like a normal human being; seeing as he also doesn't seem to have cooking utensils or silverware nevermind a god damned fucking measuring glass you god forsaken CUCKOLD.

>>6519921
This.
>Lazy omelet
>requires more work than beating the eggs and pouring them into a heated skillet which is omelet 101
>also requires plastic bag and enough boiling water to cover it all
Just like every other food hack - circuitous and misinformed. Sorry if I sound mad but I do kind of hate most of them.

>>6520022
Can you fuck off back to /v/, /r9k/ or /pol/ or whatever shithole you crawled out of.

>>6520022
OP reporting in
I have cooking utensils, silverware, and a measuring cup (plastic, not glass).
Yes, I did mix the eggs in the bag. That's what Jack did, so I had to follow the recipe. They're not microwaved, they're poached/boiled.

Also, holy shit, people. I never said this was the best way to make eggs. I just followed some mediocre Youtube chef's recipe to see how it would turn out.

The point of this thread was to inspire /ck/ residents to try making some of Jack's more awful recipes, like the lazy man's lasagna or "China Coast" dressing. I just wanted to play it safe, since I like eggs and I hadn't had an omelette in a while.

>>6520028
>muh containment board

Is the faggot getting mad that he keeps getting rekt? Good, because no one cares.

>>6520022
First off, no, I'm not OP.
Secondly, you are a goddamn fucking moron who knows nothing about cooking, much less cooking omelettes or any eggs, apparently, since you don't understand how omelettes are made. You need to fuck off back to whatever shit tier board you fell out of.
And, for the record, I think OP's version is crappy too, but at least he's pleasant about it, while YOU are just an angry, screaming cocksucker.

>>6520037
In all seriousness OP, you really shouldn't boil anything in plastic. Especially food. Are you familiar with the concept that high heat breaks down the plastic, and it will leech into whatever food it's near or touching? If not, you should look into it.

>>6520054
I ain't afraid of no chemicals. I knew about this, though.
I'm just going to stick to my usual boiled eggs from now on, anyway (7-8 minutes master race)

>>6520058
Because not being afraid of 'em magically makes you impervious and invulnerable to chemicals, eh? Well, it's your body. Your decision. I hope you're prepared to fully accept the repercussions of such a choice. Good luck to you, all the same.

>>6520054
> m-muh sous vide

>>6520008
Yet chefs like Ramsey uses it as a test to see how good people are at cooking.. I wonder why that would be.

>>6519858
>actually doing and eating a Jack "Cuck Wild" Scalfani signature recipe

Might as well inhale car exhaust.

>>6519918
i could make 3-4 omelletes in the time it would take to watch this retard try and reinvent the wheel jesus christ

>>6519955
this is the gastronomical equivalent of noise music

jack is an innovator

>>6520054

high heat

high

and different plastics have different properties.

>>6520022
>>6519991

omelettes have to lift from the pan in one piece and they can overcook just like scrambled eggs. in fact most omelettes are basically scrambled eggs brought together and fused into a continuous layer. i don't see how you could possibly say that scrambled eggs are easier.

reply to this post with your favorite jack video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B09RF0ImYB8

this one blows my mind. what more could he fuck up in just under 15 minutes? you literally coudlnt do more things wrong in 15 minutes. wowza!

dont let /jackgeneral/ die keep jacking it!

>>6519884

That's what I thought, too!

>>6519955
>the sound it makes when he pours it into the dish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxJycTYVEDE

NEW JACK
NEW JACK
NEW JACK

teaching us the logistic of french fries

>>6519858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhNneU5shTs