/ck/ - Food & Cooking

sad/pathetic steak

>>6532819
the fuck is this
looks like a sausage with internal bleeding

>>6532837
It's a shit I took the other night. There is literally nothing wrong with eating your own shit. It was once a part of you. Try to prove me wrong.

>>6532844
Anon, no worries I have no intentions to prove you wrong...

>>6532844
>this is the maturity level of the average /ck/ poster
fuck this board

>>6532837
it's blood sausage, silly

>>6532819
Looks like necrotic flesh.

a classic

why?

>>6533644
the fuck? that's fucking disgusting.

>>6533646
3.5/10, would eat

>>6533646
babbys first dish

sad? sure

>>6535110
lol. im sad for whoever buys that.

>>6535110
What's wrong with this if it's sold all year 'round? What if you're just craving some thanksgiving dinner one day and decide to buy this? Is that so wrong?

AAAAHHH

>>6533646
Looks like shit but at least they know when a banana is ripe.

>>6535110
It'd be acceptable if you were working or away for thanksgiving if you had to buy this

Fuck it, it's fine if you wanna buy it whenever, Thanksgiving is just a day. A single day to gorge and watch football as an excuse to ignore the rest of your family.

Fuck what people might thing, eat that Holiday Turkey Dinner For One with pride

>>6535110
I'm not American so I don't do Thanksgiving. Is that a cookie on the top right?

>>6535362
P. sure it's a biscuit

>>6535362
It's shitty sweet potatoes/yam.

>>6532819
Tasty chorizo

>>6535362
Are you stupid? Its a biscuit

>>6535406
That's a scone not a biscuit

>>6535634
Relax, britfag. Have some chips and calm down.

>>6535406
That is a scone, my ocularly challenged friend.

>>6535110
Why does what I am assuming to be mashed potatoes, look like whipped cream from a cannister?

>>6535639
'crisps' is just too fucking awkward to say

>>6535628
I see that you are the result of a union between siblings, as only an inbred yokel could mistake a scone for a biscuit.

>>6535692
How about "non-mutilated penis", I know Americans have trouble with that one.

>>6535699
It's a work safe board, or I'd show you differently. Just as proud to waive my foreskin as I am to waive the stars and stripes.

>>6535702
Yeehaw. *tear*

>>6535702
>Having a smelly anteater dick

>>6535711
>not having basic personal hygiene
>literally being cucked by your parents. The people who are supposed to care for you and protect you

Jalapeno cheese sausage (pork, Turkey, and beef) with chocolate syrup and mayonnaise.

>>6535702
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/waive

>>6532819
This looks like an infected colon that was pulled out of a dead body.

>>6535683
Modern science has yet to identify this substance

>>6535406
>>6535628
>>6535634
>>6535696
You're all wrong, it's clearly a glob of mashed sweet potatoes with some cinnamon on top, as that logically follows the Thanksgiving theme.

>>6537290
It's in a plastic crab shell, it really couldn't be more obvious it's a microwave crab cake. You can see little crab chunks, even.

>>6535110
I buy these regularly. They are good. Dinner for one. Me. Dinner for me.

Not you, me. What is this obsession with wanting to eat with other people all the time.

>>6537449
That's clearly a plastic UFO

>>6536315
>chocolate syrup and mayonnaise

>>6537468
I actually like that a lot better, so I'm upgrading my mildly annoyed response to accommodate. It's clearly an alien crabcake.

>>6532844
I no its bait but
> next to no nutritional value

>>6536315
At least its Duke's Mayonnaise.

I had frozen peas and curry powder for lunch.

>>6539235

nevermind the curry, who eats fucking peas by themselves? I'm genuinely upset by this disgusting visage.

>>6539235
add some pinto beans to that.

Curry isn't that great on green peas. I prefer garlic powder, chili powder, black pepper, and franks hot sauce.

>>6539235

Man, I love frozen peas though. I'll gladly eat a bowl of them. They don't even need anything. So damned good. Shit anon, I'm gonna get me a bowl right this damn minute.

>>6539259
Post pics.

>>6539261

Realized I was out, all I have is ass mixed frozen veg. Rather starve.

>>6539247
I love this board so much

>>6539247
>not liking peas
You peas of shit

>>6539499
There's no peas for the wicked

>>6539514
I have a niece from Greece who eats pea-grease, it's the bee's knees, and she even has an apartment for lease. Geez, what a cold breeze.

>>6539531
It triggers me that most of those words don't rhyme with each other but it did remind me of a limerick.

There was a young lady from Slough
Who developed a terrible cough
She wasn't to know
It would last until now
Let's hope the poor girl will pull through.

if you like green peas. try lentils. mouth wateringly good:

1/2 cup of lentils
2 cups of water
1 teaspoon of curry
1 teaspoon of onion powder
1 skinned and grated carrot

cook in pressure cooker for 4 minutes. Let the pressure release naturally (takes about 10 minutes)
Pen lid, then add franks hot sauce and black pepper and mix.

Great on bread-stuff. 1 pound ($1.46 at walmart) is enough for 4 meals!

>>6539578
tfw lentils are 76c/lb and nicer brand than walmart....

>>6539541
The last line has way too many syllables.

>>6539578
>pressure cooker

And yet you spend pennies on food.

>>6539582
Not by my count. Maybe different regions do limericks differently.

>>6539581
76c/lb
tell mee where can I get these precious lentils?

>>6535679
lol'd

>>6535344
its not

>Nov. 24

>>6539692
That's a sell by date.

>>6539586
it's a good investment. helps cook beans, vegetables, and cheaper cuts of meat fast. they are a staple in Indian households, and in case you didn't know those people poor as shit.

>>6535110
It should come with a noose.

>>6537462
underrated boast.

>>6537462
Well you see humans are social animals and are trained to shun the asocial.

Same reason it's somehow weird to go alone to a place where you must sit silently in the dark.

>>6535679
>eggs and ketchup
whats the issue?

>>6540775
anon... th-that's not eggs...

>>6540775
I'm a bit disturbed at how you cook your eggs if you confuse them with popcorn.

>>6540775
well meme'd!

>>6535679
>>6540775
>eggs
There's always that one retard every time this is posted

>>6535110

>>6540783
it's called "country style"

>>6533657
The '50s were a dark time, anon. A dark time indeed.

>>6532895
blood sausage isn't red. the coagulated blood in it + the spices makes it really dark.

>>6539247
>Look at me being a child, don't you respect me more now!

>>6540823
Honestly that looks more like an ad from the 30's or 40's to me. >>6533646 is definitely 50's though.

>>6535692

How

>>6539235
Wow! That sounds AWESOME!. So juicy huh?!?1 YEAH!

>>6533644
>>6533646
I can't breathe

>>6540929
As Aunt Myrna would say, don't knock it till you try it!
Cmon mannn

>>6540929

Did someone say sad food?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ub1kkkE5DY4

>>6532824
it's missing some sad faux fancy plating. no sauce garnish?

>>6537469
It didn't taste very good.

Hats off to this guy's cooking.

>>6535110
>That pity dollop of butter

>>6541345
>All that burnt

Someones gonna get cancer.

>>6539541
That's not a fucking Limerick, literally none of the lines rhyme you cunt.

>>6535679

Guy I work with drenches his hot sauce in popcorn. Same concept I guess, but the texture of popcorn + sauce is just...

ew

>>6541483
> drenches his hot sauce in popcorn

>>6541488

>>6541454
>the point
>your head

>>6533675
10/10 yummy food

>>6541511
>hurrrr durrrrr I was only pretending to be retarded
Fuck off to reddit

>>6541595
What the fuck is that grey slime on the hot dogs?

>>6541746
Dead mouse.

>>6541834
thats what it has to be. there is no other answer.

I think the icing on the sadness cake is that cheap particle board countertop with faux stone print. get a better house and better food pls.

siis hyi saatana oikeesti.

>>6541595
Didn't even need to open the picture to know it's from Finland..

>>6541502
FUCKING DEASDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>6541746
Could it be melted blue cheese? Looks like there is some non melted on the pineapple.

>>6542188
>>6541746
>Finland
Probably some type of fermented gelatinous fish.

>>6541941
dont knock particleboard like that.

i fucking hate eating places where people give a shit about what you eat on or how you cook because it will "damage their priceless decorations"

fuck the placemat its a god damn table you cant eat directly on, you need a condom between your plate your glass and the table... fuck the counters not even allowed to put food on top of it, have to put it on a plate or a paper towel...

i would take particleboard that no one gives a fuck about over things people do any day.

>>6539249
>curry isnt that great on green peas

>>6535699
Pffhaha

>>6542468
This.
It looks fine and it lasts plenty long. I'm not a millionaire and I won't be able to convince my guests I really am by going all out on marble.

Its not even on a plate

>>6541502
i died

>>6541454
And here I thought /ck/ was at least somewhat clever.

>>6543363
related, ignore the mongolspeak

>>6543886
>köytatkö
>näppäimistös
>leivinpaperilla
>lötömössöksi

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH FINNISH THIS IS NOT WHAT A LANGUAGE IS SUPPOSED TO SOUND LIKE

>>6541488
Wtf is the source of this? Wtf are they ACTUALLY doing?
And wtf are they so happy about completing it?

>>6544837
They're putting vagisil in a toothpaste tube.

>>6533644
What's miracle whip? I'm not American so haven't had it. It sounds like whipped cream but doesn't look like it.

>>6539259
You are not alone. I used to eat them straight out of the freezer as a kid. Just grab a handful of young/sweet peas and go to town.
I'd still do it if my bf didn't frown upon it.

>>6539235
Doesn't curry powder have turmeric in it? If so, it porbably needs to be cooked for at least 7-8 minutes before the bitter taste goes away.

>>6545659

I think it's like salad cream.

>>6535699
>>6535692
>>6535639
>>6535702
>>6535708

I want /pol/ to leave

I've always eaten frozen eggs since I was a kid. My dad is from a poor, remote area of northern British Columbia and his family always used to freeze eggs outside to preserve them.

My high school girlfriend dumped me soon after she first came over because my dad was giving my little sister a frozen egg as a snack.

>>6545822
>>6545662
Who the fuck cares about that?

>>6539578
What're you from, the Great Depression?

>>6545822
Are you a tribal person or however they say it in milkbagistan? First nation? I dunno the word that I'm supposed to say to make you not flip out and sue me for racism.

>>6545974
They're call First Nations, and no. My dad lived in a small town which had a lot of First Nations people in it, but his family were more whitetrash than anything.

>>6537442
It's sweet potato casaroll but they there's only a little topping on it they sell these at my supermarket all the time it comes with sweet potato casaroll ,turkey with gravy ,mash potatos ,stuffing and cranberry sauce

>>6545659
>>6545680

it's like mayonnaise, but because it's american, uses HFCS and cheaper soybean oil. "dried eggs" is an ingredient, whatever the fuck that means. the HFCS makes it sweeter than real mayo, and it's whipped a lot more than real mayo so it's lighter in texture, but i don't think i've ever seen anyone put it on something they wouldn't normally put regular mayo in, like a sandwich or perhaps as an ingredient in some kind of recipe. I've never seen it used on fruit before, and certainly never as a "salad dressing," which is what the jar claims it is.

>>6541502
yes, I've looking for the sand people version forever

>>6539235
how British are you?

>>6539259
frozen ones taste oddly like ice cream

>>6545822
>my dad was giving my little sister a frozen egg
Is that some sort of sex thing?

>>6543914
Speaking of Finnish how about the fucker who made "Potato soup" with semi mashed potatoes and Kraft Singles. Isn't he supposed to be some great hacker or something.

>>6541595
No fucking wonder Finland is so depressed.

>>6546120
You know who likes Miracle Whip?

TEXANS.

>>6537243
found the med student

Food gore threads are my favorite.

The quality of them used to be god tier years ago

>>6543886
Looks good to me.

>>6540799

Well then the country can go get fucked.

>>6547108
I got the rest of that set from an earlier thread, from a meet up from reddit's shitty food sub

>>6549398

>>6549402
>find all the mistakes

I've got some more

>>6549402
why?

>>6549410
>key lime pie
>key lime
>key

>>6549426
oh that's reddit alright

(english isn't my first language so some puns fly over my head, all i saw was the most unsanitary cake i ever gazed upon)

HNNNNNNGGGGGHHHH
Here's your mango pudding.

>>6549407
Whats he doing with the liquid pouring over the cut up loaf of bread?

UHHHHHNNNNNGGGH
Here's your creamy white finishing sauce.

HERRRRRNNNNNN
*pant* *pant*
I accidentally all over the cheese.

>>6549474
Pouring melted butter into some thing which is supposed to be like a cheesy, buttery piece of shit where you can just pick up the pieces

UUUNNNGGGHHH
Pasta's ready.

HNNNNNNGGGGGGH
Who wants crepes for breakfast?

>>6541595

what the fuck is that grey shit on the hot dogs? It looks like he found some wet owl vomit outside and brought it into the house to garnish on his food.

>>6549501

>>6547108
Holy shit.

>>6549999
If that poor fish could ever think, right now would be the time.

>>6546120
It's fucking salad dressing, not some protoplasmic goop scraped off of Beelzebub's taint. Literally just a slightly sweeter and tangier mayonnaise. It's not even all that popular in the US except as the base for coleslaw and potato salad, and the South. Get the fuck over yourself, gyrocuck.

>>6547108
Supposedly that doesn't taste nearly as bad as it looks, and is pretty tender and flavorful.

>>6549404
Bad taste party?

>>6549426

It's a key ring with several keys so this joke doesn't work. And I don't see a lime, only a water melong

>>6536315

>>6549497
>swedesh cuisine

>>6549407

why the fuck is he cutting a wooden spoon

>>6550941
At about 6:40
https://youtu.be/uQOnMVnstfE

He was testing the knife and wanted to dull it for some reason, so he tried to cut through a wooden spoon. Watch what happens when he tries the same thing with a ceramic knife after.

>>6551384
Is this OC?